Boy ain't that the truth.

 A couple went to the doctor to find out what gender their baby would be when born.

The doctor said: Why the hell do people want to know the gender of their baby.

They just gonna let the little M.F.er choose later on anyway.

I am old and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I never found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do "The Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret?

The Dig is Subtle, in This One

 

Listen to This Asshole Speak

 DEI Expert

Listen to this black bastard. He can't speak plain straight forward words. 

He has to weasel word his way thru.

The Best 12 Gauge For Drones

Offgrid Solar Power Made Easy

 Budget Friendly Handtruck Solar System

This has about 3 to 5KW of ac output. The bigger battery you put on the better it will work. This will easily power a fridge and a freezer 24/7 if you have solar panels hooked up to it. At least I think it will.

This looks like a fairly simple, straight forward type of project.

Here is a link to a page with small home type solar generators:

Top 10 Solar Generators 2025 

I'm Not Gonna Hold My Breath Waiting on This One

  ‘First-Of-Its-Kind” Action on Biden Autopen Scandal

This feeeemale admitted under oath she controlled the biden autopen for a year and a half. 

Who the hell died and made her commander in chief?

Why the hell hasn't she been indicted, arrested, or whatever the hell it's called.

She says she was authorized to use joe's autopen. Who the hell gave THAT authorization. Slojoe was too demented to give that, so who did?

Why haven't we seen firing squads over this shit yet? 

Fuck a bunch of epstein, I wanna know who was controlling the most powerful country in the world.

NYC Will Vote in The Socialist

 Will New York City Become the New Socialist Paradise?

I would say New York City is pretty much screwed. They have a choice to vote for the dumass they already got. 

Or they can vote for the new dumass who wants the citizenry of million dollar plus salaries to pay more taxes to fund all the free shit he wants to give away.

Now I ask you: if you're gonna believe you're gettin more free shit, who you gonna vote for?

Whoever Makes These Videos...Must Have a Lot of Time on Their Hands

 

Well, That Was Awkward

 

Good Morning Memes

 

Here is an oldie, but it's a goody.

 A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you can catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him quite a while to catch her but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. So for the next four days the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day 50 lb. program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine...".

NEW: Kristi Noem Issues Nationwide Terrorism Alert for America – Iran Reportedly Set to Attack U.S. Military Facilities Within Hours

 Will Iran attack our military bases?

Answer:

REPORT: Iran Coordinated Missile Attack on US Base in Qatar with Qatari Government

And if they do and my grandson in the army gets hurt, who the hell do I go shoot? 

Just have to wait and see I guess. Fuck the democrats.

Good Morning

 

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Well Shit. USofA Has Bombed the Shit Out of Iran.

 WATCH: President Trump Addresses Nation After Announcing US Dropped Bombs on Iranian Nuclear Sites

Well, President Trump has bombed the shit out of Iran. 

I guess we will find out shortly if, or how many, terrorist cells are in the USofA.

President Trump on TRUTH Social: Fordow Nuclear Plant Is Gone

This Is Pretty Neat

 

Good Morning

 

Afternoon Memes

 

And Now, From BNN Comes This...

 

I Like Women's Basketball

 

Good Morning, It's Friday. Update: I must have been asleep, I should have said it's Thursday

 I'm new at this. What store should I loot to stop America from having a king??

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an apple with very limited memory. Just one byte and everything crashed.

AAAAnd...He's Gone!

 

Who Needs an Order?

 The answer to your dumbass question is no, I would not shoot them in the leg. 

I'm not that good of a shot, especially if they're moving.

Center mass, all the way.

Will this get censored?

Mid Morning Memes

 

Well Shit. This Don't Look Too Good to Me

 Trump Makes It Abundantly Clear That The Final Showdown With Iran Is Here

I guess I have been asleep at the wheel. I don't understand what is causing this big ass kerfuffle over there.

Has the USofA gotten some good intelligence iran is nuke capable?

If we join israel in waging war on iran, is putin gonna withdraw from ukraine and send his army to iran? WTF?

Funny How That Works

 

This Article is Pure Bullshit

How to Dispose of Old Gasoline the Legal (and Safe) Way 

First off, if I got old gas it's because I had beans for supper.

If you got old gas and want to get rid of it, find a neighbor who wants it.

Or, pour a gallon or so into your cars tank on each fillup and use it that way.

Or, pour it into a glass bottle, add some motor oil, and wait for the next riot.

Or, add a bunch of styrofoam to a bottle, cover it with gas, it will dissolve and make napalm.

Don't waste the stuff, it's expensive.

Monday Memes

 

Well Crap

 

I am retired and have been for a few years. But today I got off my lazy ass and decided to repair a bunch of broken lawn sprinklers.

Jeeezus H Christ I have never seen shit so hard to do. So far I have repaired 3 sprinklers. I say repaired. The first one went okay. The second one not so much. I removed the old broken housing and screwed on the new one. Turned on the valve and there is a flood coming out of the bottom of the one I just put on.

Turn off the valve, go to unscrew the new one and the damn plastic nipple decides to unravel. I get the sprinkler off but the damn plastic nipple is still screwed into the bottom with not enough sticking out to grab hold of. 

And I can't find my extractor tool that's big enough to get out a 1/2" nipple. Fuck.

So I remove the remainder of the nipple from the pipe and find another nipple and sprinkler. Okay for now.

Sprinkler number 3. That one is busted all to hell so I grab it with my big channel lock pliers. It will not budge. No way no how. After about 15 minutes I go get my 10" crescent wrench and dig a hole big enough to use it. There was enough square place on the bottom I was able to break the thing free. Third one is done. And so am I.

Sheesh.

How Many Years Since This Film Came Out?

 

Saturday Memes

 

This is a Catchy Little Tune

 

Can't We All Just Get Along?

 This man is correct. Asshole padilla wanted to assert his "senatorial authority". Just like mad maxine did with trying to assert her "congressional authority". How'd that work out for her?

These democrat congress critters all want their way. They want whatever they want, whenever they want, and they want it now.

How dare you to defy me you pissant peasant!

BTW, in mad maxine's video, if that person in blue is a female type she has a nice ass.

The Truth is Told

 Obviously this is a made for tv moment. These people could give two shits less about ice and illegal immigration. They live for this shit. This is something they hope will put meaning into their miserable lives.

Friday the 13th Memes

 

Well Shit, This Could Get Nasty in a Big Goddamn Hurry

BREAKING: This Could Be War - Israel Launches Attack on Iran, Explosions Rock Tehran 

Well shit, we all knew this day could come and now it is here.

How long do you think it will take before either iran or israel drop a few nukes on each other?

I think that time will be counted in hours.

This could be a catalyst for that area of the world. 

U.S. Expects Response to Israel to Be a 'Mass Casualty Event': Ominous Report

Anybody Got Some Popcorn?

 

No Computer

 My washer doesn't connect to the www, but it still has a circuit board. 

Good Morning Memes

 

Is This Too Soon to Make Fun Of

 

Three Shorts for Your Viewing Pleasure

 

Wednesday Memes