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And That is How it Works!

 

Jesus H Christ did you hear about this????

  “I’m a proud Guatemalan before I’m an American.”

Hoe Lee Shit.

This bitch is a congressional representative from the socalled state of illinois.

Why hasn't the house of reps thrown this crazy count out of the house already?

As the article says I also believe she has violated her oath of office,  not to mention her responsibilities to the people of her district.

I mean, GODDAMN, why do we continue to let assholes like this be in our government?

Fuck an august shutdown of congress, make them assholes come in and throw this bitch out.

Jesus H Christ Already.

Wednesday Evening Memes

 

Evening Memes

 

The Plot Thickens

 

Texas Lawmakers Pass Motion to Arrest Democrats

Abbott Orders Texas DPS to “Arrest and Return Every Derelict House Democrat” 

I will believe it when I see it.

Theses assholes fled to illinois where gov prickster has said he will help them stay there. Comfortably no less.

Now Abbott has ordered Texas DPS to arrest them.

What are they gonna do? Drive there in their fed.gov humvees and drag em out by their hair?

Uh huh.

First sign of Texas DPS showing up in illinois ole jb is gonna have his guys attempt to arrest Texans.

Uh huh.

Oughta be interestin. 

Good Monday Morning

 

Texas Gov. Abbott Isn't Happy

 Texas Gov. Abbott is saying he is going to deliver the FO portion of FAFO to his states democrat legislators.

I certainly hope he does and I hope it holds up in court.

It is past time to start severely punishing these democrat whiny dog suckers.

Gov Abbott Says He Will REMOVE FROM OFFICE Democrat Lawmakers Who Fled Texas to Block GOP Congressional Redistricting

I hope Gov. Abbott follows thru with this. Nothing in this country will ever return to normal until SOMEBODY holds these democrat communist fuckers accountable.

And the rest of the country keeps on holding them accountable.

Mr. Smith Speaks Again

 

Fuel Additives? Love em or Leave em?

What are your thoughts on using fuel additives such as chevron techron in your vehicle?

Do you think they work? Don't work?

I have used them to try and clean fuel system/injectors but I could never discern any difference in performance.

Trump Admin Saves Jobs, Kicks 1500 Non-English-Speaking Truckers Off the Road

 ‘That’s What I Call Results!’

I have been directly involved with truck drivers who can't speak or read english.

I was parked at a rest stop somewhere around the arizona california border on i10.

Some gigantic truck pulls in and as he turned to park the rear bumper of his truck hit the driver side taillight on my pickup. Broke it all to shit.

The guy had to converse in some kind of app translating whatever version of chinese he was to english.

Took a while but he paid for my taillight.

Morning Funnies

 Doc, I think I'm a bridge.' 

'What's come over you?' 

'So far, three cars, a truck and a bus.

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An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said:
"May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college".

A young man opened the door and let him in.

The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.

He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed."

When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.

The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my sister. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it."

The old man said, "And the same old story..."

Nice!

 

Mr. Smith Has Good Logic

 

Memes at 2 AM

 

Holy Smokes, I Gotta Get One of These

 

Almost Evening Memes

 

Good Morning

 

Although I Did Eat Monkey Meat on a Stick in Olongapo in Early 70's.

 Or at least we called it monkey meat.

I'm not gettin my hopes up just yet.

 9th Circuit upholds block on background checks for California ammunition buyers

This is just a blip for now I believe.

I predict some judge somewhere will put a stay on this ruling until california can get the whole circuit to review the case.

Then the whole 9th circuit clown of appeals will say the background checks are good to go, just keep em.

Then it will wind up at scotus and who in hell knows WHAT those jackasses will rule.

I simply do not understand why all of this has to be litigated and why the hell it takes so long to wend its way thru the court system.

ALL gun control laws are unconstitutional, plain and simple.

Memes for Today

 

Newly Declassified Doc Exposes Obama Role in Hillary's Russia 'Collusion' Plot Against Trump

 I Say So What? Who's Gonna Go toJail?

Answer: Nobody.

Who is in jail over epstein? Answer: Nobody. 

Well ghislane is but was that actually over epstein? Hell if I know.

I say this whole obama plot thing is just pure bullshit. I don't know why but this will drag out for a while till the next pure bullshit comes along and NOBODY is gonna do the long walk short rope dance.

I don't give a shit what President Trump or bondi or any of those pukes say anymore, this is just political theater designed to titillate the fancy of half of the masses and piss off the other half.

I will bet you a banana fudge sundae not one person goes to jail. If I lose you gotta come here to collect cause my mouth will be hanging too far open to be able to walk.

This is democrats. Every Day.

Tuesday Memes

 

Income Tax. Still Sucks.

 

I wonder if blogger will censor this one.

 

This Fits Me to a T

 Work is over rated.

Just to be safe, keep your pants on, for all our sakes.

  Flatulence: Everything You Wanted to Know About Farting

Just think of your pants as a mask for your bottom.

And no that doesn't mean get all rebellious and run around naked.

Well crap.

 

I bought this yesterday to replace the overflow/drain fitting on an evaporative cooler.

See the drain plug fitting on the upper right? You would think the threads on that are 3/4" npt. But you would be wrong.

Those are a garden hose fitting. Garden hose? Not 3/4 npt? WWTF??

So another trip to lowes. Why? I'm not gonna use a garden hose as a drain, I am using pvc.

And then they hide the sonofabitch adaptor. I went to 4 goddamn aisles hunting for this effing thing.

Got it done and now I got a couple rust holes in the pan. I let it dry overnight, going down now to cover it in black mastic.

Wish me luck.

Good Morning

 

Break Time

 

Gotta Be Over 18 to Buy Cooler Coating

 Have you gone recently to a big box store, like lowe's, and go to checkout and find there are no checkers and no checkout booths?

Except for self checkout. There are 4 of those.

Except 2 of them say you can only use a card to pay. The other 2 say cash and card. Can't wait for the day they all say card only.

Yesterday I went to lowes and at self checkout there was a pretty young thing to help.

First thing I did was tell her I should write to corporate demanding a 25% discount since I had to check myself out.

She just looked at me.

Got everything scanned except one pvc fitting. She had to manually enter the scan number to get it to work.

Went to pay and the screen lit up and said make sure customer is over 18 to buy this product. She tapped the screen before I could see what it was.

Turns out it was this:

I swear. Govmint is going to protect us to death.

Me Too

 

A 50's Music Icon Has Passed

Singer Connie Francis has died. 

Good Morning

 

Well Shit Fire and Save Matches

Trump Blames Democrats for “Jeffrey Epstein Hoax” – “My PAST Supporters have Bought into this ‘Bullsh*t,’ Hook, Line, and Sinker… I Don’t Want Their Support Anymore!” 

Well shit, if this is true and this is how he feels, I think he has just caused democrats to take over congress again.

Did he really say this? Or is THIS a hoax?

Well, This Could Be a Popcorn Moment.

Texas AG Ken Paxton Threatens to Arrest Democrat Lawmakers If They Flee State to Block Trump-Backed Redistricting Plan Aimed at Gaining 5 More GOP House Seats 

But weren't these assholes threatened with arrest when they did this a few years ago?

Anybody go to jail then?

I get it. If I'm gonna get my ass handed to me by a bad vote I don't wanna be there either. But these assholes were elected to actually ATTEND. Not run away.

Can I Get An Amen for This??

 

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