End of Week Memes

 

Morning Thoughts

 I followed a woman into the grocery store. When she got in, she stopped, shook her head no, and calmly said, I am not dealing with these kinds of decisions today. Then she turned around and walked out.

I identify with that.

Wife: You OK Hun?                                                                                 Me: Well, if the woman is always right, and the man is always wrong, if the man tells the woman she's right, is the man right or wrong?         Wife: You MF!

An old man bought a well from a wise guy. He met the wise guy the next day on the street. The wise guy said, you bought the well but you did not buy the water, you will have to pay for the water. The old man said right back, I was coming to your place to ask you to empty the water. If you don't you will have to pay rent for storing it in my well.

I want everybody to wish me luck today. I have a meeting at the bank this morning. If everything goes well, I will be out of debt. I'm so excited I am having trouble putting my ski mask on.

I don't think I like the new logo. Wonder if bloger will delete this one also.

 

This is how you sell cars.

 I made a decision about 40 years ago that I will  not buy a car from a dealership. This does not include the small mom and pop car sale lots. I violated that decision by helping my youngest daughter buy a car from a dealership. I thought it was gonna take an act of congress to get out of there with the price they advertised.

Thursday Memes

 

Boomers Too!

I always say no to this.

Wednesday Memes

 

Are You Down With the Cracker??

 

Woke up to a thunderstorm this morning. Enjoy these memes.

 

If you aren't aware, these two boobs are minnesota viking cheerleaders.

Tree Limb Loppers

 

Not quite a year ago I bought a pair of these tree limb loppers, brand name Corona, model SL3364. Got em at Lowes for somewhere around $30.

I have been using them quite a bit, until this last week. I was cutting a branch not much bigger than my thumb and I heard a tremendous crack.

This is what they look like now: 

As you would expect I said a few words when this happened.

I thought about trying to take them back to Lowe's, but without a receipt that would pretty much be a foolish task.

So I went to the Corona website and they had a place I applied online for a warranty. I frankly never expected to hear from them. But I'll be doggone if they didn't email me and today I received a brand spanking new unbroken replacement set of tree loppers.

It is nice to see that this company stands behind their products.

Somesaults for a thousand yards? Holy Shiteballs!

Good Morning

 

The earth is running out of oxygen.

 Well Shit. Just when I thought I could relax a little bit.

Check out the part about co2 levels.

Good Saturday Morning

 

assholes at blogger censored (deleted) my post about the illegal alien truckdriver

 Blogger sucks big ones. The article I posted about harjinder singh, an illegal alien who managed to get his commercial truck drivers license, was deleted because they deemed it hate speech.

Fuck blogger. And fuck whoever supposedly flagged it for review. To that person I say, be courageous enough to email me and let me know your concerns. Then I can invite you to a face to face meeting.

Asshole.

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Here are some evening memes for your perusal.

 

This Answers My Question in my Previous Post

 

Good Morning

 

Auto Repair 101

This guy is right. This is how a 2 hour job turns into a 2 day job. I've had a few of those, they weren't fun.

Good Morning

 

Saturday Afternoon Memes

 

Wow.

 This is the damage cause by an AR-15 chambered in 22LR.

Random people should not be able to buy weapons of mass destruction under the gun show loophole.

Punctuation Matters. Grammar Matters

 DC Leftist Charged with a Felony After Attacking Federal Agent Deployed by President Trump with a Subway Sandwich

I swear. 

Okay, did some idiot attack a federal agent with a subway sandwich?

Or did President Trump have a subway sandwich when he deployed the agent?

Or did the agent who was deployed have a subway sandwich.

This is why the national guard is taking over DC, so that we don't have to misuse punctuation again.

Cars Just Ain't Built Like They Should Be

 

Offfff to the Races!

Monday Memes

 

Not only liberals, but certain local supposed conservative talk show host.

Alberta Drops SHOCKING 51st State BOMBSHELL That Puts Canada On Edge!

Looks like canada is starting to unravel.

Afternoon Memes. It's hot here, but not as hot as Phoenix.