Afternoon Memes

 

And Now, From BNN Comes This...

 

I Like Women's Basketball

 

Good Morning, It's Friday. Update: I must have been asleep, I should have said it's Thursday

 I'm new at this. What store should I loot to stop America from having a king??

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an apple with very limited memory. Just one byte and everything crashed.

AAAAnd...He's Gone!

 

Who Needs an Order?

 The answer to your dumbass question is no, I would not shoot them in the leg. 

I'm not that good of a shot, especially if they're moving.

Center mass, all the way.

Will this get censored?

Mid Morning Memes

 

Well Shit. This Don't Look Too Good to Me

 Trump Makes It Abundantly Clear That The Final Showdown With Iran Is Here

I guess I have been asleep at the wheel. I don't understand what is causing this big ass kerfuffle over there.

Has the USofA gotten some good intelligence iran is nuke capable?

If we join israel in waging war on iran, is putin gonna withdraw from ukraine and send his army to iran? WTF?

Funny How That Works

 

This Article is Pure Bullshit

How to Dispose of Old Gasoline the Legal (and Safe) Way 

First off, if I got old gas it's because I had beans for supper.

If you got old gas and want to get rid of it, find a neighbor who wants it.

Or, pour a gallon or so into your cars tank on each fillup and use it that way.

Or, pour it into a glass bottle, add some motor oil, and wait for the next riot.

Or, add a bunch of styrofoam to a bottle, cover it with gas, it will dissolve and make napalm.

Don't waste the stuff, it's expensive.

Monday Memes

 

Well Crap

 

I am retired and have been for a few years. But today I got off my lazy ass and decided to repair a bunch of broken lawn sprinklers.

Jeeezus H Christ I have never seen shit so hard to do. So far I have repaired 3 sprinklers. I say repaired. The first one went okay. The second one not so much. I removed the old broken housing and screwed on the new one. Turned on the valve and there is a flood coming out of the bottom of the one I just put on.

Turn off the valve, go to unscrew the new one and the damn plastic nipple decides to unravel. I get the sprinkler off but the damn plastic nipple is still screwed into the bottom with not enough sticking out to grab hold of. 

And I can't find my extractor tool that's big enough to get out a 1/2" nipple. Fuck.

So I remove the remainder of the nipple from the pipe and find another nipple and sprinkler. Okay for now.

Sprinkler number 3. That one is busted all to hell so I grab it with my big channel lock pliers. It will not budge. No way no how. After about 15 minutes I go get my 10" crescent wrench and dig a hole big enough to use it. There was enough square place on the bottom I was able to break the thing free. Third one is done. And so am I.

Sheesh.

How Many Years Since This Film Came Out?

 

Saturday Memes

 

This is a Catchy Little Tune

 

Can't We All Just Get Along?

 This man is correct. Asshole padilla wanted to assert his "senatorial authority". Just like mad maxine did with trying to assert her "congressional authority". How'd that work out for her?

These democrat congress critters all want their way. They want whatever they want, whenever they want, and they want it now.

How dare you to defy me you pissant peasant!

BTW, in mad maxine's video, if that person in blue is a female type she has a nice ass.

The Truth is Told

 Obviously this is a made for tv moment. These people could give two shits less about ice and illegal immigration. They live for this shit. This is something they hope will put meaning into their miserable lives.

Friday the 13th Memes

 

Well Shit, This Could Get Nasty in a Big Goddamn Hurry

BREAKING: This Could Be War - Israel Launches Attack on Iran, Explosions Rock Tehran 

Well shit, we all knew this day could come and now it is here.

How long do you think it will take before either iran or israel drop a few nukes on each other?

I think that time will be counted in hours.

This could be a catalyst for that area of the world. 

U.S. Expects Response to Israel to Be a 'Mass Casualty Event': Ominous Report

Anybody Got Some Popcorn?

 

No Computer

 My washer doesn't connect to the www, but it still has a circuit board. 

Good Morning Memes

 

Is This Too Soon to Make Fun Of

 

Three Shorts for Your Viewing Pleasure

 

Wednesday Memes

 

I Wonder When This Guy Will Get Elected to the DNC??

 Al-Qaeda Leader Calls on Muslims in America to Launch Terror Attacks and Assassinate President Trump and His Cabinet

In the last decade and a half I have repeatedly said civil war was imminent in this country. And I have repeatedly been proven wrong because it never happened.

Because conservatives just don't have the violence gene in them. We are too busy making a living for our family to go out and kill people everyy weekend.

But the democrats do, and I am sure they will do everything they can to make sure this guy gets his wishes.

Still not too late to stock up on beans and rice. And water. And solar panels.

Ho Lee Shit Get a Load of This Will Ya

 Interactive Map of Protests Planned for This Weekend

I was perusing the web this morning. Went to BustedNuckles and Phil had a post up about protests planned for this weekend, with a link to the above map.

I went there and clicked on my a/o and lo and behold there is gonna be a protest at the NORMAL spot they have protests at the intersection of blackstone and nees ave.

Take a look at that map, the whole frickin USofA is gonna be on protest this weekend.

Click on a spot on the map, they have a place for you to RSVP.

Now tell me this isn't planned by somebody with enough resources to blanket the USofA in this fashion.

I clicked on Lubbock Texas where my sister lives and they gonna have one too so I called and gave her a headsup.

She said she thought China was behind it. Could be. There's enough haters in the world right now could be almost anybody.

You think this is why they elected David Hogg to the DNC???

Semantics Much???

 

semantics

/sĭ-măn′tĭks/

noun

1. The study or science of meaning in language.
2. The competence of a speaker with regard to the interpretation of the meaning of linguistic structures.
3. The study of relationships between signs and symbols and what they represent

Now We Know The Real Reason Democrats Want Illegals Here

 

Illegal Immigrant Fatigue

 I like his sentiments, but I haven't seen any of this alleviation he speaks of.

It's Monday, Must be Riots

Violent Rioters Fire Off Exploding Projectiles at Police Horses – Use Fireworks and Explosives to Attack Police (Video) 

You know, I don't know if I give a crap about these riots.

On the one hand I say send in every marine in the country and shut this shit down, show em you mean business.

On the other hand I say simply set up perimeters so none of them can get out and just let em burn their own shit down.

These Are Crazy Times, Aren't They??

 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Warns Gavin Newsom Could Face Criminal Charges for Threatening to Withhold Federal Tax Payments

REPORT: Evidence Suggests LA “Riots” Over ICE Raids Could Be Government‑Funded

WATCH: Border Czar Tom Homan Warns California Officials They Will Be Arrested and Prosecuted if They Interfere with ICE Operations

You ever hear of a governor of a state getting arrested while in office?

I haven't. The closest thing I've ever seen is that guy George Wallace who ran for gov way back yonder. I think he might have gotten arrested if he had continued.

I think ole gavin newscum better quit effing around or he is gonna wind up in the graybar hotel. Karen Bass too.

And why is our government funding anti american stuff? We all know why. It is spelled d-e-m-o-c-r-a-t-s.

Everything She Said to Us Was a Lie

 

Some Facts for Your Day

 Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - A, E, I, O, and U.

Clothes Washer Woes

 Yesterday I washed some of my grungy clothes. In the process of that, when the washer went into the spin cycle it sounded like someone banging on the inside of the cabinet with a hammer.

I had noticed before the washer was shaking but I thought I had fixed it by rearranging the load.

I opened the lid and the basket was leaning to the left. I thought to myself: OOPs!

So as usual I took to youtube for technical support. The machine in the video is the same as my machine. Except mine says maytag, not whirlpool. Apparently they have the same manufacturer.

In my case somehow one of the suspension rods had completely come out of its socket which caused the whole shitaree to be completely off kilter.

I called my local parts store, they said it is a kit of four for 130 bucks. Online parts stores want 80 bucks. I'm thinking my local parts store buys stuff online and then marks it up.

I decided to try and reinstall the rod, and I was successful and now it spins like it is supposed to.

I hope it stays that way.

This Is How Politics Works

 

In Anticipation of More Incoming God Awful High Temperatures

 Car AC Pressure Chart: R134a Low & High Side Pressures

I recently had to work on my 99 dakota pickup ac. I was using my harbor freight ac gauge set and I was having trouble making heads or tails of the info I was getting.

So I watched a few(dozens) of youtube videos about ac in cars and came to the conclusion that my orifice tube or dryer was plugged up.

Not a super big deal, unless you don't know how to release the connections on the tubing and dryer. Which I did not.

You have to use a tool designed for disconnecting fuel lines.

When I finally figured it out, I tell ya I felt like a complete dumbass.

But I got it done. Got out my harbor freight vacuum pump and started pulling a vacuum. Had a heck of a time holding vacuum until I figured out the damn low and high pressure adaptors on the gauge set were leaking air.

Added R134A freon to the system in the required amount and got really good cold air.

That was about a month ago and it is still working. Thank God. It's already getting too hot for me.

Did you know the idiot powers that be are phasing out r134a freon in favor of something called hfo1234yf.

That's bullcrap. The stuff is "mildly flammable" and costs about 10 times more than 134.

Good Morning

 

Food For Thought

 If you think you are smarter than the previous generation: 50 years ago the owners manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.

I never wanted to believe my son was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

He texted me this morning and said, Your the best! I texted him back, No, you're the best. He's been smiling ever since. Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it alone?

Dad, did you go to the same school as me. Yes the same school only 35 years ago. Why do you ask? Well Mrs. Johnson said today she hasn't seen an idiot like me in 35 years.

My son asked his great grandpa what was the craziest thing he saw growing up? Oh it would definitely be the day I saw two blind guys fighting as I was leaving my work. You should have seen their faces when I said, my money's on the one with the knife!

Lemme Know How That Works Out For Ya

 

Is This Another Exxon Valdez Moment??

 Ship abandoned off Alaska after electric cars on board catch fire

I am not up on my sea sailing routes. Why is a ship coming from china which is going to mexico sailing by way of alaska????

Remember exxon valdez? What a mess that was?

A bunch of electric cars sitting on the bottom of the ocean can't be worse than that can it?

How do you fight an electric battery fire? Foam?

This is Pure Bullshit

 How many of you have insurance on your home?

Every year I get an escrow statment from my mortgage company detailing the last years payments. And then I get a letter every year saying my escrow monthly payment is going up again. Escrow pays my homeowner insurance. And property taxes.

My mortgage payment is almost back to what it was before I refinanced to lower it about 15 years ago.

I checked with my insurance company and found out from dec. of 20 to dec of 24 my annual insurance rate has gone up by 48%.

I called my insurance company and the lady came up with some pureass bullshit. I said I was tired of them raising my rates. Her response? This insurance company did not raise your rates. The insurance commission did. 

WTF???

I haven't checked on property taxes yet but they have also gone up. But not 48%. By law that is limited, I think to 2%.

And my auto insurance has gone up yet again.

If I could go back in time, I would find everyone who instituted this bullshit insurance crap. And kill them.

Let's see if blogger censors this post because of the word kill.

I'm going Heemeyer crazy I tell ya.

Good Morning

 Customer complained I didn’t use rebar so I installed it after the pour. If it was supposed to be installed before it would be called prebar