The Big E

The Big E
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com

Oh Bullshit.

 CNN legal analyst: There is a 'realistic chance' that Hunter Biden could be indicted

In my personal opinion there is a negative 100% chance that hunter biden will be indicted on anything, no matter how deserving.

And the ole big guy will guarantee a pardon or excommunication or whatever it is.


More Supply Chain Crisis is Looming

  22,000 Union Workers At 29 West Coast Ports May Strike

More doom and gloom. Maybe this will be like the aircraft controller strike and emperor poopypants will order them back to work.

Yeah, that would go over like a lead balloon wouldn't it?

Me Too

 


 








Food prices are still too damn high.

 That fuckin asshole biden signed a law making lynching illegal. What a stupid piece of shit he is. Lynching is already illegal. It's called murder. Murder is illegal.

Dumbass.

Meanwhile, we got problems. Fucking food prices are going thru the roof. Who is to blame for that? That fuckin asshole biden and the goddamn democrats that's who.

The wife and I went to a grocery store. I took pics but can't figure out how to get them here so you can actually read the prices. So here are some of the prices I saw:

Del Monte mixed vegetables 2.39 can or 2 for 4                         

Del Monte leaf spinach 2.39 can or 2 for 4

Del Monte whole kernel corn 2.39 can or 2 for 4

Del Monte cut green beans 2.39 can or 2 for 4

Chicken of the sea chunk light tuna 2 pack can 5.49 on sale for 4.88

Starkist tuna single can 2.65 on sale for 2.49

Mt.Olive whole picke kosher dill 4.29

Mt.Olive kosher dill spears, large jar, 2.69

Chef Boyardee miniravioli, 1.99 can

The can sizes are the normal small cans of veggies. These prices are at least 50% higher or more than at this time before that asshole biden took office. We used to pay 89cents a can for this stuff.

So you get the picture. Those items weren't what we went for but it seems representative of the whole store.

And now that the wife and I are on fixed income which is much lower than what it was when I was working, we gotta watch our p's and q's when we go shopping. 

So fuck joe biden, and fuck everybody who voted for him.

Bad Afternoon Jokes

 I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like. The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible public and gave him a poke in the nose. You can probably guess the rest

I was arrested for striking a happy medium.


I was in a motorcycle shop few weeks ago, and met a real motorcycle enthusiast. He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed and poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor top speed.
Eventually he decided on the second one. It cost $500 less.
After all,

torque is cheap.

French insurance company denies covid death claim

 Life Insurance Company Denies Claim of Vax Victim Since Jab is Experimental

Huh. Who would've thought this? Oh, just about everyone that's who.

The insurance company said taking this experimental vaccine is the same thing as suicide.

This is just more bullshit from democrats and biden in particular

 DHS preparing for unprecedented Title 42 border rush of up to 18,000 migrants per day

The takeover and demise of this country continues its inexorable path to the end of us.

Are you prepared to accept another 10 or 20 million of these cocksuckers from south of our border? I know some of them may be from other countries but the vast majority of these sunzabitches are from this side of the world and south of our border.

And a goddamn lot of these bastards are fully grown well trained fighting men. With experience. What are you going to do when these people start taking over your small towns and cities? What will our police forces do to stop them? What will democrats do besides clap and cheer?

Our supposed goddamn federal government is ALLOWING a goddamn military to invade us. A lot of these people are coming here to work, but a lot of them are coming here to take us over. Maybe even without firing a shot. 

I was at target store the other day and I thought i was in mexico city. I only saw 2 people other than my wife and I who might be actual americans.

Evening Jokes

 Two vultures board an airplane. One of the vultures was carrying two dead raccoons, and the other vulture had two dead possums and a dead racoon. The stewardess looks at them and says "I'm sorry, the airline has a policy:only one carrion allowed per passenger.



Gary Hill and his new wife, Joann, were vacationing in Europe -- as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard.

Gary could barely see 10 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skidded wildly! Gary attempted to control the car, but to no avail. The car swerved on the wet pavement and crashed into a tree.

Moments later, Gary shook his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looked over at the passenger seat and saw his new wife unconscious, her head bleeding. Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Gary knew he had to carry her and find the nearest phone. Gary carefully picked up his wife and began trudging down the road.

After a short while, he saw a light. He headed toward the light, which was coming from a big old house. He approached the door and knocked.

A minute passed. A small, hunched man opened the door. Gary immediately blurted, "Hello, my name is Gary Hill and this is my wife Joann, we've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone to call for help?"
"I'm sorry" replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone, but my master is a doctor; come in and I'll get him."

Gary carried his wife into the house. An elegant looking man, dressed completely in black, came down the stairs.

"I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you -- I'm not a medical doctor. I'm a scientist.", he said. "However, since it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had basic medical training, I'll see what I can do."
"Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

With that, Igor picked Joann up and carried her downstairs, with Gary following closely behind. Igor placed Joann on a table in the lab. At that moment Gary collapsed from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor put Gary on an adjoining table. After a brief examination, Igor's master looked worried.

"Things are serious, Igor. Prepare for a transfusion."

Igor and his master worked feverishly, but to no avail......both Gary and Joann succumbed to their injuries.

The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbed the steps to his conservatory, which housed his pipe organ. It is here that he has always found solace. He began to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody filled the house.

Meanwhile, Igor was still in the lab, tidying up. As the music filled the lab, his eyes caught movement, and he noticed the fingers on Joann Hill's hands begin to twitch. Stunned, he watched as Gary's arm begins to rise! He was further amazed as Joann sat straight up!
Unable to contain himself, he dashed up the stairs to the conservatory, where he burst in and shouted to his master:

"Master! Master!The Hills are alive, with the sound of music!

Texas pickup driver caught in tornado to receive new ride

 On Monday, the week started off on a scary note for Texas 16-year-old Riley Leon when a tornado picked up his truck near Austin in a now-viral video. But the week is ending on a more positive note, as he is set to drive away in a new 2022 Chevy Silverado, according to a report from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

What a heck of a deal. Ride out a tornado and get a brand new truck for your efforts. I'll take No Way in Hell for 2 hundred Alex.

I will pass on the tornado and go straight to the truck thank you. If that had been me in that truck I would have filled that whole cab with shit. 

Tornados ain't nothin' to mess with.

One black actor hits another black actor at the oscars.

 Will Smith Struck Chris Rock In The Face At Oscars After He Cracked A Joke About Jada Pinkett Smith’s Hair Loss

I don't watch any of those stupid shows. I found this article at Daily Wire and thought it was humorous.


Now wouldn't this throw your tail up over your head?

 Russian Missile Lands in Ukrainian Kitchen, Then the UNEXPECTED Happens

Somewhere in the middle of the video the socalled bomb removal crew are shaking the thing like it's a stick or something. Makes me wonder if this is all fake news to gain sympathy.

Millions get AIDS from Vax by Fall – Dr. Elizabeth Eads

 “Yes, we are seeing vaccine related acquired immunodeficiency in the hospital now from the triple vaxed. . . . It is a vax injury, and we are not really certain how to treat this. We are kind of throwing the kitchen sink at it. . . . .We are trying to use everything we can think of to boost up the CD4 and CD8 counts and reverse this collapse or calamity of this immune collapse. It’s very stunning.”

Well. Who in their right mind would have thought that our so called betters would secretly inject the willing with aids?

I certainly hope this isn't true but I suspect it its.


How to make activated charcoal

 How to Make Activated Charcoal (With Pictures)

Have you wondered what kind of infrastructure is still up and running over in ukraine? I have. 

I haven't been keeping up with the war over there, but I have wondered if the people are still able to get good drinking water.

And I have thought to myself it might be a good thing to know for here where i'm at just in case war comes to my home.

So I found this site that tells how to make activated charcoal that I could then use to help clean my drinking water. And I am sharing that with you.

 






SHTF Money

Survival Disaster Cash For After The SHTF 

Here is the first comment at this article:

Executive order 14067 signed by Joey on 3/19/2022….is the mandate to establish the digital dollar and to replace paper currency and coinage. This is the ultimate means of government control of all monetary means and also the main tool for a one world government. As a former federal agent working with the comptroller of the currency who regulates all national banks and is a dept of the U.S. Treasury, I performed audits in National Banks in the Midwest. The government’s policy required holders of national bank charters to maintain in their cash vaults “special bagged currency” that was sealed and could only be opened by National Bank Examiners. This was an emergency colored currency to be used in a National crisis due to war or economic necessity. Each denomination of bills were printed in a total shade of color (e.g. 5 dollar bills were all red, 10 dollar bill were all blue and so on) the need in time of a economic crisis (devaluation of the dollar maybe) would work like this a person would exchange current currency of 1000 dollars and they would be given 100 dollars in colored money…..currently any other assets such as bank accounts, investments, retirements funds could be devalued by a stroke of the pen. What is so diabolical about changing to digital currency is that the government would no longer need physical special currency they would have control over the individuals totals assets and with a keystroke devalue net worth in its entirety. This executive order fits in with the U.S. meeting with nato yesterday to unify plans for and I quote Joey…..”a one world government”. The handwriting is on the wall and in your face…..wake up people we are at the slaughter house and it’s not promising.

Are these people really this effing stupid? To threaten the use of nukes?

 NATO also has nukes, France warns Russia's Putin as Ukraine war enters Day 2

Joe Biden says food shortages are the real thing.

You wanna talk about food shortages? Not gonna have to worry about that. The whole goddamn world is about to come to an end,won't be any people or plants and animals left when these stupid sunzabitches get done with lobbing nukes all over the place.

Goddamn these fuckin assholes are stupid. Russia has about 6200 nukes, US has about 3200 and I don't know how many nato has. 

But jesus h christ we got em boy and we gonna use em!

Do you think this whole fiasco is caused by some weird space aliens who need radiation to live? Maybe this is their way of changing our planet to suit their physical needs. That's as good of an explanation as any I've heard for this stupid war bullshit.

Robbery Gone Bad

 

Good Morning

 




Ketanji Brown Jackson

Justice Stephen Breyer to retire from Supreme Court, paving way for Biden appointment 

Apparently this woman is being questioned in the senate to be a supreme court justice. But I am a little confused. When she gets confirmed, as she probably will, will she be justice number 10 or will that democrat weasel asshole breyer actually retire?

Good Morning

 




This is what working together means

 Cleanup continues after wildfire in Floyd County on Sunday

This small wildfire occurred about 4 miles from where the house that I grew up in used to be. Until it was torn down to make room for a barn.

Anyway, it's a short article but it highlights the need for people in this country to come together and work together.


Every person involved here should be horsewhipped and then butt fucked.

 Nelson Co. family files $650M lawsuit for ‘forced quarantine’ after alleged fake COVID result

The people who forced this family to do this need to be hurt, hurt badly, and then hurt badly again.

This is wrong on so many levels. 

Article is found over at Knuckledraggin


Is Recession Looming?

 Is The U.S. Economy On The Brink Of Yet Another Recession?

I don't know about recession but uncontrolled inflation appears to be here. If you haven't been to a store lately, take a trip today and check out anything. 

Food, groceries, home goods, lumber, anything you can name. Heck go out to breakfast or lunch and see how much you pay compared to the last time you went out. That is an eyeopener. Then think to yourself if you are going to leave as large a tip as last time.

 Heck, even if you aren't a smoker go check out the price of cigarettes.

Then call up your buddy who voted for biden, and tell him "You are a cocksucker extraordinaire."

Looks like I missed it.

 First Day of Spring 2022: The Spring Equinox

Well it looks like spring has sprung and I didn't even know it.

I have seen that the days are getting slightly longer, and the temps are a little bit higher, and I have had to mow my yard a few times already.

But I never paid attention to the calendar. 

Looks like turnabout may be fair play.

 Video shows preschoolers chanting they want Joe Biden out during class

I don't think the left likes when their playbook is used by the other side.

The prices are too damn high. Thanks joe.

Jesus H Christ! Stuff is super expensive. I am going to make myself a homemade composting barrel. Why? Have you checked out the cost of buying potting soil or compost in a bag at lowes or homey depot or somewhere?
You would think the stuff is made of gold. 1 to 1.5 cubic foot bags are 12 to 15 dollars. If you want 10 of those that adds up to a lot of moolah.
So I am going to make a rotating compost bin as cheaply as I can. And hope like hell it works. 
Right now here is my parts list:
2 of 10 foot doug fir 2x4 at $11.27 each
4 2 inch caster at $5.08 each
2 hinges at $3.48 each
1 barrel bolt at $5.00
1 2x2 piece of wood at $11.00
For a grand total of about $66 plus sales tax.
Thats about 4 bags of compost. 
If I get the thing made I'll post a pic. Wish me luck.
Oh, and if you need a replacement water heater? Fuhgeddaboutit! A 30 gallon natural gas heater was $749! A 40 gallon was $958 or thereabouts. And a 50 gallon was well over a thousand. 
That does not include installation. I will do that myself but I gotta wait until I collect enough bottles and cans to sell at the recycle place.

Morning Memes

 




Inflation Stings Most If You Earn Less Than $300K

  If your income is more than $289,000 a year, the run-up in gas prices may be alarming — but it’s unlikely to hammer your overall finances.

But if you are like me your income is significantly south of that amount. Especially now that I have retired, I am on a fixed income, so any increase in pricing is especially onerous.

My wife and I went to target store today, and it sure seems to me that prices have gone way up. I didn't think to take pictures and I forget the pricing. I do remember having to pick my jaw up off of the floor when I really started noticing the cost. 

I think maybe we need to make a list of stuff to stock up on now, just in case prices keep escalating. As many are predicting.

I think I am going to find a small and relatively inexpensive digital camera and start recording on a weekly basis a few select items at different stores. Just to see what the variations are. 


GTFO!!

Here are some gardening tips/hacks.

 I haven't gardened in years. I might plant a small one this year, and maybe i will try some of these. 

From Diapers to Wine Corks: Discover Your Green Thumb With These DIY Gardening Tips

Here is a very bad joke to end your morning with.

 


One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make."
"And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.
"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"
The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"
"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride.
"Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement."
"And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.
Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!"
"You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"
"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter.
"An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plans for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."
"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation.
"Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her sisters before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!"
"Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?"
"I'm marrying Brian Williams!"
"BRIAN WILLIAMS?!" Mother Potato scowled suddenly.

But he's a common tater!

 



I wonder what hidden pictures obama has of this guy? Maybe on epsteins island??

 Joe Biden Says Every American Knows Someone Blackmailed by Intimate, Naked and Sexually Explicit Pictures

I gotta check and see if I still have mine. If I do maybe I can sell you one?

What's that old joke?

Me to friend: Got any nekkid pictures of your wife?

Friend: NO!!!

Me to friend: Wanna see some??


I don't have a problem with this.

 Starbucks Is Getting Rid of Its Iconic Cups, Majorly Impacting Disney Guests

This action by starbutt will not affect me, since I won't go to their establishment anyway.

But it might affect several million people who do. 

Well boo hoo who gives a flyin crap.

Our society is a throw away society and that needs to stop. I am not talking about the good ole usofa I am talking about the whole damn planet.

Has anyone besides a relative few people thought about the impact of trillions of pounds of undegradable plastic in our earthen landfills, in the ocean? 

Don't get me wrong, I'm not an environmental wacko, but damn. We all need to start thinking about the future. 

I have been a proponent of going back to the old way of doing things for several decades now. Cocacola bottles made of glass so I can take them back to the store and get my 5 cents back. Starbucks reusable ceramic mugs is a good start. Mcdonalds should take a look. Have you seen how much trash comes out of one mcdonalds on a daily basis? It is unbelievable.

And fast food isn't the only place that could benefit from reusable stuff. How about the auto parts industry? Very little of the parts used today can be rebuilt.  I haven't bought an alternator or starter in a long time, but the last time I did there was no core charge. Used to the old part got sent out and rebuilt. Maybe it was just the store I was at.

As I said, I am not an environmental wacko. But it is about time we stop crappin where we live.

Remember when we were kids?

 Remember when we were kids? All the fun we used to have?

I remember on the rare occasions when some friends would come over we would play cowboys and indians, desert army guys over in africa, more cowboys and indians. I lived quite a way out in the country so visits from friends weren't all that frequent.

We went to visit a cousin once who lived about an hours drive from us. I was about 10 he was 8 I think. There was absolutely nothing there for us to do. The fields surrounding his house had been plowed and nothing but dirt clods were there. So we had a dirt clod war. Neither of us got hurt thankfully. And some of these dirt clods were 3 and 4 inches in diameter. Get hit in the head with one of those and you might get a lifetime concussion.

I know. Throwing dirt clods at each other was immature. Throwing dirt clods at each other was unneccessary. But it was a hell of a lot of fun!!

There was an  old broken down trailer with piles of crap on it and 4 flat tires. We spent an hour or so trying to push the thing and get it to roll. Never did succeed, but it gave us something to do.

Kids nowadays would go batshit crazy if they had to entertain themselves in that nature. Maybe even get thrown in jail.


Here is a short story you might enjoy.

 The DC Russian Vodka Bomb

Senate Unanimously Approves Bill to Make Daylight Savings Time Permanent

 The US Senate on Tuesday unanimously approved the “Sunshine Protection Act” – a bill that would make daylight savings time permanent starting in 2023.

Well this is semi good news. Almost anything is better than what we are forced to do now.

Yes, Putin Could Go Nuclear

  World War I and the lesson of unintended consequences.

As I have said before I don't know nothing about russia/ukraine.

But, with what little understanding I do have, I believe that putin could in fact play the nuclear card. I believe mr. putin has a serious case of BFYTW with uncle joe right now, and i don't mean joe stalin.

I don't think even jimmah carter was as weak as this current iteration of president that we have. 

He at least had balls enough to TRY and save the american hostages back then. And thats a hell of a lot more than slow joe is doin right now.

Potassium Iodide Tablets

 


 




Financial Collapse is on the Horizon???

 Have any of you read the book Patriots by James Wesley Rawles?

It is one of the original shtf books. I think. Anyway the premise of the story is financial collapse of the good ole usofa and the troubles that come after.

Several friends band together for survival and it is a story of that.

Here is a link to an article predicting financial collapse here in the good ole usofa and of the whole world:

The West Declared Economic War On Russia, And Now Russia Is Striking Back In A Major Way

Don't know how any of this will play out, but get the book, read it, and make your own plans. Or not. 

Not all of us have the means or the wherewithal to build a fortress out in the wilderness and stock it up. So any plans you make should include, in my opinion, staying where you are at, if possible. What's that old saying, There's no place like home?

Take this with a grain of salt.

The FOOD RIOTS of 2022 have already begun… 

Is this real? Fear mongering? Doom and gloom?

Who knows for sure. I know I don't.

But I am getting seeds and non perishable goods. Biggest problem is water. 

How you guys doing?

You know what really burns my butt?

 Other than a flame about 2 1/2 ft high, quite a lot of stuff burns my butt. 

In particular today is a company called Bonnie plants that supplies plants to lowes, tractor supply and elsewhere.

I took a look at their strawberry plants at lowes recently. No price tag on any of the plants? How in the hell am I supposed to know if I even want to look at it if there is no pricetag?

So i went up to the cash register and asked the lady how much is this strawberry plant? She had absolutely no idea! Said it was the responsibility of the vendor to price the plants. 

So today we went to tractor supply just browsing and they had strawberry plants for sale. Same company and again no price. So I asked the cashier how much are these plants? Again, she had absolutely no idea. How the hell they supposed to sell something if they don't know the price?

Some years back my wife was trying to buy some fabric. The price tag said 1.99 per yard. So she went to get some. They wanted to charge 4.99 per yard. So obviously no sale. She called the supposedly better business bureau and they said to her that the price of any product is whatever the cash register rings it up as. They didn't care about the aspect of bait and switch or anything.

So I emailed the plant people and complained. Lets see what feeble excuses emanate from them. Thanks for listenening to my brief rant.

I hate being forced to spring forward and fall back.

Daylight Saving Says It’s Time to ‘Spring Forward’ – But Is It Worth It?

I still hate the idea of changing time twice a year. I don't care what anyone says it is a stupid thing to do.

In the article it talks about a reason for doing this is to conserve energy.

Fuck that.

I will use all the energy I want as long as I can afford to pay for it.
So I say screw you and your manipulations to get me to do what you want, and not what I want.

If you folks can't supply enough energy to go around, then build more plants to provide that energy. Easy peasy japanesy. 

Remember Fukushima?

 Fukushima Problems Are Unprecidented

Lots of people here in the former usofa would like to see nuclear power used more.

I don't. 

There are a bunch of comments on the article. I recommend you read them. They are indeed thought provoking, as well as a little bit scary.

God these people are...what? Stupid? Tone deaf? Arrogant? Pricks?

 e-vehicle push as gas skyrockets

They are DELIBERATELY raising gas prices.

Why? They want you in an ELECTRIC vehicle? Or on a bicycle or on public transportation(which they want to be electric). Anything but fossil fuel. 

Why? My opinion---global warming, they want to control you more, who the hell knows what these suckers of ignorant cock think. 

As they said a few years back never let a crisis go to waste. The covid crisis had lost it's potency so they are ginning up a new one.

The only reason gas prices are rising so fast and so high is because they think that is how they will finally push you me and everyone into getting rid of their fossil fueled vehicles. Or at least drive less. They don't give a flying fork whether you need to get to work or school or vacation or simply dragging main like we used to do in the 60's.

When the electric grid is so fragile that california has to have rolling blackouts because there isn't enough electricity generation. When texas has the largest loss of electricity ever during winter due to green energy policies. If even 10% of americans buy a damn electric car where do they think the energy to recharge those damn batteries is going to come from?

And they want the electricity to be green renewable energy. I applaud the desire. But I don't think we are that close to a reliable renewable energy source.

And speaking of batteries what happens to the environment when those batteries have to be disposed of? Have they factored any of that into their plans?

I don't think they care. They have decided this is the politically correct thing for this month or this year and by god they are going to shove it down your throat even if you don't want it you're gonna get it because by god they know best!!




 


Short of the day


I gave up my seat on the bus to an elderly person.

That's how I lost my job as a busdriver.

Oh man, this is great!

Found at Nod to the Gods

Commodity Catastrophe! The Ukraine War Has Thrown Global Markets Into A State Of Complete And Utter Chaos

 ‘We are all in the midst of a turning point. We have the technologies to transition to a zero emission fleet,’ Harris said during the announcement. ‘We can address the climate crisis and grow our economy at the same time.’


I don't think so, Tim.

 



She said slow joe was in his 30's when he went to soviet union, and now he's what, 78? 79?
How long is that in political office, almost 50 years??
Why the hell is anyone allowed to be in that type of position of power for so damn long. I mean jesus christ he hasn't done anything right his entire time in politics.

Oil

 Biden Mulls Trip to Saudi Arabia to Beg For More Oil as He Shuts Down Domestic Drilling: Report

This is biden's plan. Make the whole world run out of oil, so that we are the only country left with any. Then they have to kowtow to all our wants and needs. 

Evil genius.

Two for your morning

 Immaculate Miracle?

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and she is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant--about four months would be my guess."The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?" Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and stared outside. About five minutes passed before the mother said, "Is there something wrong out there, doctor?" The doctor replied, "No, not at it. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'm not going to miss it this time around!"


Dumber Child
There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells “There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth.”
The second professor says “No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot.”

The first professor says “Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there and find out. If I'm there then tell me to come home and eat dinner.”

The son says, gleefully, “Sure dad” and runs off.

The second professor not to be outdone says “Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With one penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave.”

Sam says “OK.” and leaves. The professors keep arguing.

Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has the dumber father. Jay says, “Well listen. My father told me to find out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had to do was to call the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he would be done. That is stupid if I've ever heard it.”

Sam says “Well that is nothing. My dad told me to buy a car with one penny and a microwave with the other. But he didn't tell me which penny was for the car and which one is for the microwave.”





Gas Prices Today in Madera, Calif. Thank you Joe Biden. And california's democrat leadership.

 Wife and I stopped at dollar general on ave. 12, which is in the small community of madera ranchos, on the way back from town today. The sinclair gas station is directly next door, and the chevron gas station is directly next to that.

Needless to say, we won't be making any more weekly drives to small towns around the valley for a while. Shame, we both enjoy doing that.

There is also a valero about 500 yards down the street, and a national station directly next to that. The valero pricing was 4.99 for 87 octane and the national station was 4.97 for 87 octane.

Here is a pic of gas price at sinclair:




















And here is a pic of gas pricing at chevron. Pricing on the left is cash price, on the right is the credit price. 















Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog in "Dueling Banjos"---Fun Music for Your Morning

Perspective

 

Pe

It just keeps getting worse

 Corn and Soybean Farmer Says Americans May See Grocery Bills Increase $1,000 a Month

Huh. Who would've thought electing a bunch of inbred democrats would have brought this much stupidity into our lives?

Anyone? Bueller? 

Do you  have a grand a month extra? I don't. I don't spend a grand a month for food now, I can't envision ever spending that much. But if fertilizer costs are going up that much I am going to start my garden back up. Compost is cheap, I can make my own.

The people who voted this asshole in deserve to be horsewhipped and then orificely violated in several different ways. Hot pokers come to mind.

Putin has placed his family in a bunker designed for protection from nuclear war

 If The U.S. Military Attacks Russian Forces, Will Vladimir Putin Use Nuclear Weapons Against Us?

You know what is really really stupid? Besides slow joe and the ho that is?

Making a nofly zone over ukraine. If that happens who do you think will be the ones who have to enforce that nofly zone? Germany? England? Or even canada for fucksake?

Nope, the good ole usofa will be the one to do that. And good old vlad the impaler is just gonna sit back and let us do that, you betcha.

And now he has placed his family in a bunker to protect them from nuclear war.

What the hell does that tell you about his mindset? He ain't fuckin around my friend.

I think two things apply here when you look at his mindset.

slowjoe: vlad why you doin this?

vlad: because fuck you that's why.

slowjoe: we gotta enforce the  nofly zone vlad!

vlad: fuck around and find out joe!

War is going to spread, and it will eventually deeply affect all of us.

 The Ukrainian People Are Being Sacrificed Like Pawns On A Chessboard By The Global Elite

About all I know about the russia ukraine thing is what I hear on the net. 

The author of this article is saying that biden, harris, et al are the cause of this war and now they are too chickenshit to fight russia. I kind of agree with that, the part about being chickenshit at least.

Don't know if they are the prime cause or not, but during President DJT administration none of this shit was going on. 

But if this thing does spread and goes global, we need to hunt down joe and the hoe and all the others and make them pay. With a rope.

Jesus Christ. Why worry about nuclear war?

 Europe’s largest nuclear power plant on fire after shelling from Russian troops

Who gives a shit about nuclear war when you can just burn down a nuclear power plant?

Blow it up, burn it down, evacuate europe, all in a days work right?

Have you bought your potassium iodide tablets yet?

And people wonder why I am against nuclear power plants.

Is DuckDuckGo safe

Nightime joke

 Husband----Well how did your physical go down at the Doctor place


Wife----Fit as a fiddle & in perfect shape

Husband---- What did the Doc say about that big ass of yours

Wife------Well dear your name never came up

Don't Try This At Home

Bud and Jim are a couple of drinking buddies who work as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport is fogged in and they're stuck in the hanger with nothing to do. Bud says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink." Jim says, "Me, too. Ya know, I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.


The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels great. No hangover. No bad side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings. It's Jim.

Jim: "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud: "Great!"

Jim: "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud: "No, that jet fuel is great stuff, no hangovers, nothing. We oughta do this more often."

Jim: "Yeah, well, there's just one thing."

Bud: "What's that?"

Jim: "Have you farted yet?"

Bud: "No."

Jim: "Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."