Have some firearms this evening

 

Here are some midafternoon funnies for you.

 

When Ya Gotta Do What Ya Gotta Do, Do It With Vise Grips

 I applaud this person for their ingenuity.

Here is some more Biden speech for you!

A big shoutout to Andrew for sending me this link:

Biden Lets His True Feelings Come Out

Says Fuck You! to everybody!

Joe Biden Shares His Feelings About Stepping Down

 I have to wonder who made this clip, and how much time it took to make it.

Tom MacDonald "You Missed" Writer and Credit: @TomMacDonaldOfficial

Well, this is different.

Listen to: Bitch You Missed!!

Okay, the janitor did it.

When they are telling us what they are doing, you think we should listen????

 From 90 Miles

Secret Service

 Secret Service Threatens Trump: Stop Your Massive Rallies, Or Else

I read the article and I did not see anything about an "or else". Unless I missed it, which is possible. If you see that please let me know.

From the SS side of things I can completely understand why they don't like these large outdoor events. Look at what happened on July 13. THAT showed how incompetent these people really are.

Or. It showed they are in on the plan to off the Donald. Which I know would be complicated because of how many different people and agencies are involved.

What a mongolian fuster cluck this year is turning out to be.

As always, keep your powder dry, your food stores up, and your head on a swivel.

When you really really really gotta cut sumthin right now...

Cars are effing stupid

 When I went to Michigan in June, we rented a mini van. We got a Chrysler Pacifica. We need to  move forward slightly to open the rear gate to load some luggage. I got in, left the driver door open, started the vehicle and put it in drive, but it would NOT move forward. The damn thing apparently applied the brake to the front wheel. Until I closed the door the damn thing would NOT go. Now that is just plain stupid.

Whats Today? Memes

 

Looks like yesterdays beatdown by congresscritters forced her hand

 Secret Service head Kimberly Cheatle resigns

Yawn. Who cares. Is this really accountability, I don't think so Tim. Ole Joe probly wrote her a pardon letter already.

Have you made pickled eggs before?

 I don't know if I have ever even eaten one.

You should go back to guardin Doritos!!

 Boy the congresscritters are fired up today!

'You're Full Of S--- Today!': Nancy Mace Shows No Mercy To Secret Servic...

Nancy Mace is doing what we have been wanting the republicans to do for ages. She is fighting for her constituents, who want answers to this giant fiasco just like we all do.

Mondays Blah Memes

 

Three Dog Night - Never Been To Spain

Have some sunday night good stuff.

Mechanics Dream

 

Best Gun for the Job

 

Fridays Outage

Aw S**t!!

Nobody Asked Me has a good post up about the outrage yesterday. Or outage, as you see fit.

This whole thing has me curious.

1. Was this an accident as they claim? One little bit of code on an update screwed up the whole world? Really? An accident? Really? 

2.And this was just a few days after the Trump assassination fiasco. Some mistiming perhaps?

3. Apparently some credit cards and debit cards and banks and atms were affected. Did you have some cash on you yesterday to make up for it? If this lasted for more than a day and affected food delivery to the stores did you have enough on hand to make it a few days?

4. Was this intentional? Was this the day they tried to take down the system and they screwed up and it didn't work the way they thought it would?

5. Was this a test? To see what they could get away with? To see what we would put up with? Are they training us to follow their indoctrination?

6. Maybe they don't know everything that runs on the net and wanted to see if they could find out everything on the net.

Join the Elite Sloped Roof Division: Secret Service Recruitment Video

seem to have occurred after a “faulty update” from cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike

 Widespread “IT Outages” Reported Across the Globe – Major US Airlines Ground All Flights – 911, Emergency Systems Affected

You wanna spread chaos around the US? This is the way to do it. 

Take away IT and the whole country falls apart.

As my daughter said, charge all of your electronics right now. Just in case.

Funny though. Wonder what this would be if the assassination attempt had succeeded.

My 2 grandsons flew LAST week thank goodness. My granddaughters husband is flying tomorrow, coming home from deployment overseas. Hope this mess is fixed by then.

Biden Presents as Old

 

Oh for the luv of WTF???

 Team JD Vance Begin Announcing Policy Proposals, Starting with Elon Inspired Carbon Taxes

I didn't know what to think about vance, because I knew zero about the guy.

But if this proposal is who vance is, I don't like him.

I mean jesus h christ, this is a tutorial in how to lose your base in 3,2,1...

Do these people REALLY think about 4 or 5 million of us won't sit this one out if they REALLY intend to float this tax bullcrap?

Well Son of a Bitch.

Biden will announce his withdrawal from the race this Sunday, they think.

 I sure as hell hope not. This sunofabitch that will replace him is a cocksucker extraordinaire. Joe Biden ain't got nothin on this guy.

Gavin Newsom is a bigger liberal asshole than all of the liberal assholes in DC combined. This guy sucks dick and ass and then shits out joe and mika socialism/communism for days on end. 

If he gets in and has control of congress, it's gonna be civil war in 1,2,3 cause one of the first things he will try is executive order overreach to take away the scary guns. 

And who knows what will be next, he hates so much about the real america he is going to use the EO power to fuck us all.

And The Memes Just Keep On Comin!!

 

I'd Give Em 10K for It.

 I just located this beauty yesterday, it's in a junkyard in New Mexico. It's a '62 of Venusian manufacture (they're known for making great saucers). It's very low mileage for a '62 at less than 100k light years. It needs some work, but it runs! It features an ion drive antimatter propulsion system that few if any Earthlings can work on

Todays Thought

 I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so

I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,

and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

Todays SS Theme

 

Sent in by Andrew.

The Insults Just Seem to Write Themselves

 

Grape Tomatoes...Prevent Heart Attack, Stroke & Cancers! Dr. Mandell

I like grape tomatos. I grew three vines of them this year. 2 are gone already, and the third only has a couple of weeks left. I never knew they were as powerful as this guy says. I like to cut them open and salt them. As a guy I used to work with said, that will set you free!

Wednesday Memes

 Secret Service boss blames ‘sloped roof’ for not putting sniper team on building used by would-be Trump assassin

Obviously He Is On Drugs

 

Tuesday Memes

 

Secret Service Director: 'I Will Not Resign'

A Beaver County police officer warned a command center of seeing a man with a rangefinder before former president Donald Trump was shot on Saturday. The officer had also warned the man was scoping out the roof of the building he was stationed in as a counter-sniper, and that the man returned with a backpack before ultimately scaling the building.

There were three snipers stationed INSIDE the building the shooter was on, according to a local law enforcement officer with direct knowledge of the incident, and as first reported by the https://t.co/HDMLrt2Itp

— Anna Schecter (@annaschecter) July 15, 2024

 Did I read that correctly? 

3 snipers?

INSIDE the building?

AND they knew he was there 30 minutes beforehand?

Who got paid to let him be there? Good lord what a complete and total fustercluck this was.

Resign my ass. Prison is too good for this bimbo. How about a flight from a huey or a chinook?

And what about the butler county popo's. What accountability will they have? 

Jack Smith's Mar a Lago case against President Trump has been dismissed.

 Trump Reacts to Judge Cannon Dismissal of Jack Smith’s Classified Documents Case

Well, no shit sherlock.

Why this abomination was allowed to go on as long as it did is a big question.

The status of smith has always been in question, what has changed?

Snakes

 

Officer encountered Trump rally gunman moments before shooting: Source |...

28 to 1:06 is the money clip. I sure wouldn't want to be this officer.

Yep, You Knew They Were Coming

 All Memes Stolen from Politically Incorrect Humor

"We're done talking about the debate, it's time to put Trump in a bullseye."

If you can't beat em I guess you gotta kill em.

 You know, I think this guy is right. If the bullet had been .5 inches to President Trump's left, or if President Trump had been facing forward, I think that would have kicked off, maybe not a full fledged civil war, but at the very least a battle or two or three.

Just spit ballin here, but if this guy is antifa as they are saying, then chances are he hasn't used a rifle very much. Or maybe he got some training from the military age fighting males coming across our southern border and said I can do this. Anyway, lack of training, maybe a little crosswind came up as the bullet was traversing, or maybe sweat in his eye messed up his aim, or maybe he got a case of the shakes. 0.5 inches and we would be talking a whole different ball game here.

And 22 LR? I doubt it. I heard the shots on the video and that was definitely bigger than a 22. Personally I think he was using an AR15 in 223 or 556. 

Why? Because that's the big black scary rifle. 

This guy claims he saw the shooter on the roof. And told the police.

 

this BBC interview with a guy outside the security perimeter who claims he saw the shooter before he fired is absolutely wild pic.twitter.com/vJpKZTxSAe

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) July 13, 2024

That Was Quick

 Butler County District Attorney Confirms Two Dead — Including Shooter — After Trump Assassination Attempt

Apparently the shooter is dead. The article mentions 2 dead in the headline but does not go into that any further.

Gateway Pundit  has numerous articles about this over there. One of those is claiming the shooter used a .22 LR at about 200 yards.

TRUMP SHOOTER DOWN!!– Was Outside the Venue on Trump’s Right Side Likely Well Over 200 Yards Away – Sounded Like a 22 Long Rifle

If that is the case, how did he get that close?

I think the shots sounded bigger than a .22 LR, from the video I saw.

BREAKING: Shots fired at Trump rally

Looks like the fuckin democrats are getting their wish.

Watching the video I heard what sounded like 5 shots, or maybe 8. Looks like he got shot in the ear.

The goddamn fbi better start flooding the streets at democrats houses investigating them for the same kinda bullshit the conservatives have been facing.

How a White Man says the N-Word to a Black Man | Laugh Factory

I tell ya, finances should be a required high school class to graduate.

 

My ducks are not in a row today. And I'm pretty sure one of em might be a pigeon.

 

Thursday Meme Qualifiers

 

Who the heck are they lookin at?

 

Looks Like They Are Above The Law, They Will Not Enforce It

 This is from The War on Guns

👀WATCH: @DeptVetAffairs bureaucrat Kevin Friel told @RepRosendale that HE WOULD NOT COMPLY with GOA-backed legislation to restore a quarter of a million veterans gun rights—EVEN IF CONGRESS PASSED THE LAW.🤯🤯 https://t.co/0SCG8HtKia pic.twitter.com/eKAdzYh9jH

— Gun Owners of America (@GunOwners) July 10, 2024

Missing Blogger

 Does anyone know what happened to Politically Incorrect Canadian?

He hasn't posted anything since March 24.

Just checking.

Wednesday Memes

 

When your wife says "We should think of something nice to do with that little space above the door."

I'm Calling the Cops!!

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