Friday Is Meme Day

 

Ouch.

 

The older generation is retiring soon! We’re losing something most peopl...

Are the Chinese moving special operations teams onto our soil in preparation for an assault?

 We don’t know, and we aren’t trying to find out.

Chinese migrants surrender to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers after crossing the U.S.

nypost.com

Migrants from Central America and China are escorted by members of the Texas Army National Guard.

nypost.com

Are The Chinese Preparing To Start A War?

 You Bet Your Sweet Bippy They Are

I found the link to this story at IOTW Report.

Lots of bloggers have been sounding the alarm about the illegal aliens are here to start a fight. Not pick a fight, but start one.

Finally, when it's too goddamn late, more people start paying attention.

Too late is right. The article talks about chinese hackers are setup and waiting to disrupt our critical infrastructure, and how they found about 700 chinee illegals trying to come over this week.

How many did they let go, or let thru? 

I'm tellin ya folks, the fighters are here right goddamn now.

When these assholes take down the power grid, whaddaya gonna do then?

Any police we have are gonna be busy as hell to come to your aid then. If they aren't home taking care of their own.

This won't be a civil war. Ain't nothing about it gonna be civil. It will be illegal aliens vs whoever.

Gospel Truth

 

Shoulda Just Shot His Ass????

 What would you do to someone who did this to you and then refused to remove it. I gotta think about that. I don't know how far 00 buck travels and I don't wanna hurt the neighbors. Maybe fling a treble hook on 8 pound test and get him in the ears?

FAFO, Grandpa's Version

 

I'm not sure if I ever got drunk enough to try this.

Although I did get drunk enough to black out at 6 pm in Hong Kong and wake up at midnight staggering down the freeway and then peeing in the median. 

This is an interesting little party trick.

 

Hank Williams - Honky Tonkin'

The term ‘honky tonkin’’ refers to a night of engaging in activities typically associated with honky-tonks, which are usually tawdry nightclubs or dance halls featuring country music. It often involves consuming cheap beer, seeking entertainment or trouble, and potentially waking up next to an unattractive partner. In essence, it’s a slang term for a night of rowdy, country-music-infused revelry.

Apparently this is a real song from 1965. At least according to utube.

 

It's Friday

 

No clue what they're saying, but it's funny as hell

 

You are Your Own First Responder

 911 Call Services Mysteriously Go Down in Four States at Same Time, Hours Before ABC Reported DHS Is Concerned Emergency Services Are Target for Cyber Attack

What's that old saying? When you have seconds to live help is only minutes away?

That's not denigrating the first responders, that is just a fact of life.

All first responders are almost always minutes away. Rarely are they on scene when you have your emergency.

What that means is you need to be your own first responder. Your own police, firefighter, emt, prowrestler, pro kickboxer etc.

Especially in light of the fact that russia russia russia and china and iran are hacking our infrastructure and phones and all our computer systems.

First responders are good at their jobs, but they can't instantaneously respond to your emergency. But in a lot of cases, YOU CAN respond instantaneously to your own emergency. Not all certainly, but in many you can.

Think about your self and family. What can you do to become better able to help yourself until first responders arrive?

Training, obviously. Learn some self defense, learn some emergency medical techniques. Get a couple of home fire extinguishers, and one for the car too.

With all the cyberattacks going on, learn to be your first and best first responder.

When you live in a small town, you think you are safe...

 Russian hackers caused Muleshoe water tank to overflow

Muleshoe Texas is a small town in the south plains of northern Texas. Population is less than 6000 people. The actor Lee Horsley was born there.

Why would russia russia russia do a cyberattack there? And was it big enough to be a cyberattack?

At the same time, two other communities in the south plains had some problems.

Lockney officials noted "suspicious activity" in their water plant computer system. Population about 1500.

HaleCenter Texas said someone tried to hack their cities "firewall". Population about 2000.

I was born in HaleCenter. I grew up in Lockney and graduated high school there in 1970.

What if these attacks are just practice. Maybe they are practicing so they can co-ordinate simultaneous attacks on the grid, water, and others at the same time the illegal alien army of about 12 million attacks.

Here is a link to a chinese attack last year: Chinese hackers targeted Texas power grid, Hawaii water utility, other critical infrastructure

Thursday Memes

 

* Toro recycler carburetor rebuild kohler 6.75 149cc

I have to remove the carburetor from this type of motor. It will not start, and has good gas. I sprayed Brakleen into the carb. It will start on brakleen, but will not continue running. So remove the carburetor. I tried.

I could not figure out how to remove the choke linkage. I had an 8 pound sledge hammer waiting in the wings to take care of the linkage problem. I stepped back, drew a breath, put down the sledge, and looked up this video on you tube.

Now tomorrow I will do it again. 

I like Senator Kennedy.

 Senator Kennedy questions people the way I wish the rest of the socalled republicans would.

Wednesday Memes

 

Who is John Mellencamp?

 "Show Is Over": Angry Biden Supporter John Mellencamp Throws Tantrum On Stage

I had to look up who this was, as I have not heard of him before.

Watched pieces of youtube videos of his music, and I must say, he isn't very good. Not my type of music at all.

Anyway, I guess he likes to interject politics in his shows. And one fan had enough and asked him to just sing.

This guy didn't like that at all. He became a massive crybaby.

I thought they already owned it.

 NSA just days away from taking over the internet.

I just assumed the NSA already owned the internet anyway. The law says you gotta have a warrant to spy on people.

The nsa says fuck the law. 

Now, in some cases saying fuck the law is a good thing. For example, the seat belt law in california. Fuck that law, I am a goddamn adult, I know when I need to wear a seat belt. Fuck that law, it's a stupid law.

But that is me. I am not a government agency. Government agencies should follow the law, not become the dictator of everyone. 

Abolish all government agencies and hang the people that work there.

Or let iran nuke em from space. It's the only way to be sure.

Colonel, you better take a look at this.

 

A Plumbing Tip from Down Under

 

Monday Funday or Tax Day if You Prefer

 

Sunday Stuff

 Then:

Now:

REPORT: Biden Won’t Support an Israeli Counterattack Against Iran, Urging Netanyahu to ‘Take the Win’

There are no cases of someone catching the flu from eating food, but experts say it is theoretically possible and it occurs among animals.

 “Experts” Warn Against Consumption of Beef and Eggs Amid Bird Flu Outbreak

Is this going to be their plan?

Bird flu breaks out into pandemic, so you must isolate for 2 weeks. 2 months. 2 years.

Just in time for november. Mail in ballots become mandatory everywhere.

Remember, it's not about how many votes are cast, it's all about WHO counts the votes. 

American Flag on Shirts Triggered LGBTQ

 Seattle line dancing team claim they were kicked out of a competition after organizers said their American flag-themed made some audience members feel 'triggered and unsafe'

My my my. Some people get offended too easily. And then the organizers go too fast trying to make amends.

My question is, why didn't the dance organizers throw out the ones who supposedly got offended at the American Flag shirts the women were wearing?

That seems to me to be the correct thing to do. If enough people start pushing back on this anti American crap, then maybe it would slow down, and eventually disappear.

It is time to put to sleep these woke assholes.

Are You Ready for War???

 US Restricts Diplomats' Travel In Israel, Bracing For Iran Attack By Week's End

These assholes are playing a stupid game. As the man says, nobody wins a fight. Expecially a nuclear fight.

I believe that is what will happen if Iran and Israel start to duke it out.

If they do, U.S. will probably be involved. I say probably because nobody knows WHAT dementia joe will do.

The whole region could possibly go up in radioactive smoke, and if that happens, the whole rest of the world may decide to jump thru the radioactive gate.

The 12 million man army slow joe and the ho have let thru our southern and northern border will probably activate when this happens.

The Government Should Get a Search Warrant to Spy on You

 which would require the government to obtain a warrant before purchasing information about US citizens from data brokers.

The house of representatives is moving the fisa bill forward. Apparently there were some concessions made to get the Freedom Caucus to vote for this.

Personally, I think they should have still blocked it. 

I don't think government has ANY authority to do warrantlesss surveillance of americans, and they have just reauthorized the .gov to do just that.

This is part of the Evil the CRATS have bestowed upon this country.

 But do you condemn chants of ‘Death to America’

Recently the assholes from rashida tlaibs district chanted Death to America at some shithole gathering they had.

Because of the freedom we have in the former usofa this action is allowed. 

Just like desecration of the flag is allowed.

When the fighting finally commences people like this should be killed first.

Last day of eardrops Memes

 

Blogger put this video behind a warning. Let's see if they do it again.

 

Yea, I’ll fukin say it!!! pic.twitter.com/Az4yP76avY

— Scott LoBaido (@ScottLoBaido) April 9, 2024

This is only a 3 minute video, but it's got about 250 F bombs in it.

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She Ain't Wrong

 The founders of our country thought free speech was so important that they made it the first constitutionally guaranteed right in our bill of rights.

The second amendment came immediately after because our founders knew people like the asshole democrats of our time would try and take that right away.

And I gotta fly on one of these in june.

Do You know If Your Signature is Legal?

Eclipse Day Memes

 

Here is My Donation to the Madness of the Eclipse

 

This is funny as hell.

 REP. BOEBERT SPONSORS HOUSE BILL TO DECLARE ‘NATIONAL GUN OF THE UNITED STATES’

The article is from back in february. A sponsor of the bill was George Santos. Wasn't he expelled from CON-gress?

And I don't remember seeing word one about this.

Anyway, AR15 is the arm of choice for these representatives. There are many that could be the national firearm. 

But the choice of AR15 has got to pucker the lips and assholes of every democrat in the world.

Politics is getting way too much money.

 That dickwad joe biden raised 25 million last week. 

This weekend President Trump will raise about 50 million.

There Will Be a Record-Breaking $50M Raised at Trump’s Billionaire Dinner

I was listening to the radio this morning, and some woman was breathlessly talking about President Trumps fundraiser, I think it will be tonight.

She got to to the point finally and said, He will raise 50 Billion dollars!

I almost drove into a phone pole when I heard that. Holy shit, how do I get in on that action?

Let's see, on my street we have about 60 houses I think. If Trump's campaign paid each of us 1 thousand to put up signs that's 60 grand. 50 million divided by 60 grand is 833 streets.

I guess he would have to do a few more of those funders to make this work.

Gun control laws my sweet ass.

 Do you remember times like this? When you could go to your local gun store and buy whatever you wanted? 

The gungrabbing communists have infiltrated our society and prospered. We need to remind them that the Constitution is the supreme law of the land.

Hang em all. Fuck em.

I Am Pretty Doggone Cool! 1951 Cool!

 Found over at Madd Medic

Maybe this is why the April 8 date is being used to call on people to prepare.

 US preparing for significant Iran attack on US or Israeli assets in the region as soon as next week

Who knows what the hell is going on? I sure as hell don't.

But it sure looks to me as if the idiots in washington are going to pull the trigger, no pun intended.

I think those idiots are thinking a war which probably would go nuclear is a good thing, maybe rid the country of all those pesky people.

Then they would be left in charge of a much smaller group of people, who would probably be clamoring for government help.

I've only had one cup of wake up so far.

 

The Orville 1:7 Majority Rule, Absolute Unstructured Democracy. Or Government by American Idol

Friday Memes

 

Ukraine joining NATO? What could possibly go wrong?

Here Comes World War III: Tony Blinken Announces Ukraine will be Joining NATO – Pushing US Closer to Nuclear War with Russia 

I can only speculate about what happens next.

But I have payed attention when the rooskies have talked about using nukes.

Better start looking up places to buy radiation detectors. 

My grand son in law is in poland, on a "training exercise". What does this mean for him?

Gloomy Thursday