Monday, May 31, 2021
Sunday, May 30, 2021
Sheriff Grady Judd Gets HEATED !!
Singer BJ Thomas has Passed On
Singer BJ Thomas has died. You might remember some of his songs,
"If There is an Election"
Apparently Canada is set to cancel elections due to the pandemic.
So, my question becomes, when the term of the politician expires, what then?MPs adopt Bloc motion saying it would be irresponsible to hold election amid COVID-19
Saturday, May 29, 2021
SHTF Story for You
Are there readers out there? I am not as much of an avid reader as I used to be, but I still read quite a lot.
Currently, I am reading an SHTF novel I found online.
The recently installed president is Hillary Boxer, due to a recently assassinated president, leading to a war that might be similar to what we may face in the near future. The scenario is as you would imagine.
Here is a link: Patriot Aid Station
Friday, May 28, 2021
What is 12 Guns and 22k of ammunition?
A good start I would say.
What the hell is it with "reporters." The article I will link below says the shooter had a "stockpile" of weapons. Oh bullshit. A stockpile would be hundreds of boxes full of weapons, not a miniscule amount of 12 guns!
12 guns is just barely getting a good start. Think about how many you have, and how much ammo. Is that a stockpile?
Fuckin idiots.
San Jose Shooting Suspect Sam Cassidy Had 12 Guns, 22,000 Bullets at House, Police Say
Wednesday, May 26, 2021
Tuesday, May 25, 2021
Jokes
"How long have you been working at that office?"
"Ever since they threatened to fire me."
The Yiddish Parrot
Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home one day. He was wishing something wonderful would happen to his life when he passed a pet store and heard a squawking voice shouting out in Yiddish: "Quawwwwk...vus macht du...!"
Meyer rubbed his eyes and ears. He couldn't believe it! Meyer stood in front of an African Grey that cocked his little head and said: "Vus? Kenst reddin Yiddish?"
In a matter of moments, Meyer purchased the bird and carried the parrot home. All night long he talked with the parrot...in Yiddish. The parrot listened while sharing some walnuts.
The next morning, Meyer began saying his prayers. The parrot wanted to pray, too. Meyer hand made a miniature yamulke for the parrot. The parrot also wanted to read Hebrew, so Meyer spent months teaching him the Torah.
On Rosh Hashanah, Meyer rose, got dressed, and was about to leave when the parrot demanded to go with him. Meyer explained that a synagogue was not a place for a bird, but the parrot pleaded and was carried to the synagogue on Meyer's shoulder.
Meyer was questioned by everyone, including the rabbi. At first, the rabbi refused to allow a bird into the building on the High Holy Days, but Meyer convinced him that the parrot could pray. Wagers were made on whether the parrot could speak Yiddish or not.
All eyes were on the two of them during services. The parrot was still perched on Meyer's shoulder as one prayer and song passed...but the parrot didn’t say a word. Annoyed, Meyer said "Pray, parrot! You can pray...do it now while everybody's looking at you!" The parrot said nothing.
After services were over, Meyer realized he owed the synagogue over four thousand dollars. He marched home, saying nothing. Finally, several blocks from the temple, the bird began to sing an old Yiddish song.
Meyer stopped and looked at him. "You miserable bird...you cost me over four thousand dollars today. Why? After I taught you the morning prayers, taught you to read Hebrew and the Torah. And, after you begged me to bring you to a synagogue on Rosh Hashanah...Why did you do this to me?"
"Don't be an idiot," the parrot replied. "Think of the odds we'll get on Yom Kippur!"
Did You Hear About THIS Crap?
A 21 year old now EX michigan college kid was jailed for 83 days and is now locked down with an ankle bracelet at his dads house. All because a couple of liberal scrunts called the police on a picture this guy posted to a private snapchat thing.
Monday, May 24, 2021
Some Bad Groaners
Skydiving for the first time
A man is going skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.The man goes up in the airplane and waits to get to the proper altitude. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.
Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going up! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver, by this time scared out of his wits, yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?" The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
Waiter: You know there are no mice at our hotel.
Customer: Why, is your hotel so clean and well maintained?
Waiter: No sir, the food is so bad.
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.
Saturday, May 22, 2021
Strange
Hamas is rocketing Israel.
Palestinians are rocketing Israel.
Iran is supplying the rockets to rocket Israel
Camouflaged insurgents are coming across our southern border
Putin is threatening Ukraine.
Remember how much of this shit was going on when President Trump was tweeting out F**k Around and Find Out! every day?
Mexican nationals cross the Arizona border in camouflage, it didn't go well
Illegal aliens are coming across the border in herds now, dozens, hundreds at a time.
Apparently some of these are wearing camouflage clothing, "to blend in with the desert."
Bullshit. If they're wearing camouflage they are either part of the mexcan army or one of the cartels.
Thirty-two migrants were wearing camouflage to blend in with the desert terrain.
Friday, May 21, 2021
Found at Nod to the Gods
Daaaamnnnn!
— 🥓🦊 The SLY SilverFox 2.0🦊🥓 (@1BayCityRollers) May 20, 2021
This guy nails it!
pic.twitter.com/PCa17rn4ln
I found this at Non-Original Rants
@nicki__s See ya later alligator #thatsano #mask #vaccine #vaccineshots #covid #no #nojoe #trump #justbe #makingfreinds #fyp
♬ Transvaxxite - Lyss
Thursday, May 20, 2021
Forget Murder Hornets. We Have Sex Crazed Cicadas!
This coming summer will apparently be filled with love making, cicada style.
They are infected with a fungus, and that makes them horny.
And some people eat them.
Tuesday, May 18, 2021
Water
The upset over the line 5 pipeline has got me wondering about water. I went on youtube to search about line 5 and one of the things said there intrigued me.
The lady said the Great Lakes combined hold about 21% of the freshwater supply of the entire world.
Holy crap. 21% of the entire fresh water supply of the entire world.
So that got me to looking further, and I found another place that said the largest and deepest freshwater lake in the world is Lake Baikal in Russia. They said it contains approximately 1/5 of the worlds fresh water supply.
Imagine that. 40% of the worlds fresh water is located in 2 countries. Unbelievable.
Then I found a site that sort of refutes that. It says Brazil has the most fresh water at 12%, then russia, usa, canada, then china.
So who to believe? I don't know.
Where do you get your freshwater from? Mine comes from community wells, with about 1000 or so connections on the system. Our water here is not treated, it comes directly from the well to the system. Some of the wells we have are shutdown due to water quality issues.
So. Water is the lifeblood of everyone. I think it would behoove everyone to start researching where their water comes from, how it's treated(if it is), and tell all your friends and neighbors to do the same.
Here are some of the pages I visited:
Hypocrites
A 10-year-old slams his school's mask mandate: "All this seems unfair, and it doesn't make sense." pic.twitter.com/NtoMDyYBVM
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) May 18, 2021
A 10-Year-Old Kid Just Outed COVID Mask Tyrants As Total Hypocrites
Did My Vaccine Take?
I have been internet reading about vaccines, and how you may be tested to see if the vaccine "took". I don't think anyone will be surprised when I say, WTF?
Antibody testing isn’t conclusive for predicting COVID-19 immunity
Don't take the antibody test they say. Trust us they say.
Uh Huh.
Monday, May 17, 2021
MMM MMM Good!
Oh man, I just ate 2 ripe tomatoes. These were some we bought at the local high dollar store.
Don't know where they came from, but they were ripe, and not the reddish ones that are unripe you sometimes get.
Cut them into quarters, add some salt. Damn good.
Then add a finger of vodka to a glass and fill with orange juice. Am I healthy or what?
Tomatoes, orange juice. Guess I could've thrown the tomatoes in a blender and added the vodka.
Which brings up, are you planting a garden this year? You need potatos to make the vodka.
I haven't planted a garden in several years now. This year I did plant 2 tomato plants, they are about 1 foot tall now. I also planted 2 jalapeno plants, but at the moment they appear stunted.
If shtf this summer I will be screwed. At least until i can get a garden going. I probably have 4 month, maybe 6 months of food supply if biden keeps screwing with the pipelines. If he and tptb succeed in shutting down our petroleum energy supplies, i figure we will have maybe 3 months of supplies before it heads south.
I don't think everything will go all at once, but maybe in slow progression. Anyway, this summer may be it.
That is my thinking and why i am starting to check out my preps again. For example this weekend I checked out my generator, and learned a valuable lesson I hope I don't forget. I am also going to go ahead and buy some more batteries and another inverter.
I really don't have a point to anything here. Just recommending you check your preps, or, if you don't have any, start now to accumulate some.
Coincidence? or Conspiracy?
I was reading at Knuckledraggin just now, and clicked on a link to this article:
Train Carrying Fertilizer and Ammonium Nitrate Derails in Iowa, Town Evacuated, Railway Disabled
I believe in coincidence to a certain extent. But not to this extent.
Colonial pipeline hacked
Mississippi river traffic stopped
Iowa train derailment
Gov. Whitmer trying to shutdown a pipeline
Could all this be orchestrated? Or am I visiting the twilight zone?
Mad Max Defund the Police Waters Gets Special Treatment
I don't fly, but if I ever do, I want the same treatment as mad maxine waters. I want extra police, extra secret service protection, extra air marshalls to excort me to minnesota. Just like she had.
Covid Snitches Get Outed in Small Washington Town
I lived in Port Orchard in 72 for about 6 months while my ship was in drydock. I think it was 72, it was the year of the jimmy carter gas shortage.
I lived on Long Lake in a small trailer home. The road we traveled to get home was level with the top of the trailer home. When it rained we had a 3 foot wide creek coming down from the road thru our driveway down to the lake.
There was an old lady who lived right on the lake, she had a covered boat shed. We used to borrow her boat to go fishing.
This old lady was crazy. I was down at her place one sunday afternoon visiting her and her son? or daughter? I forget who it was. Anyway she asked me if I would like some moose milk. I said no thank you. But she insisted.
So, I said okay. She brings out this full size drinking glass full of milk and says try that. I say okay and take a big ole swig of that moose milk. My eyes got wide as saucers and i started spitting out that moose milk and choking and gasping. Good lord!
What she did was fill the glass half full of regular milk, and half full of Jack Daniels! Ho Lee Fuk!
She had a great big ole laugh over that. Come to find out that woman would sit in her rocker, with a quart of Jack Daniels and a quart of milk by her side and drink that crap all day long.
Never saw her again after we left drydock. I hope she lived out her life without running out of moose milk.
Oldie but Goodie
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
Sunday, May 16, 2021
Saturday, May 15, 2021
Feeling Stupid Today
Have you ever felt just plain stupid?
That was me today. All I wanted to do was fire up my little 3500 watt generator and let it run for a while. Simply to exercise it, make sure everything works.
Opened the gas, fiddled with the choke, wind the starter cord around the pulley. The automatic recoil has broken and I haven't figured out how to get it apart yet. Anyway, pull the cord, and nothin'.
Check the gas, it's got plenty. Check the oil just in case, it has a low oil shutoff. It's okay.
Wind around the pulley, pull it and nothin'. I do this about fifteen times. Grab a can of brakleen, give it a blast, pull on it nothin. I do this about 10 times.
I'm standing there scratchin my head, then my butt, then my head.
And all of a sudden it hits me. Just like a 2x4 between the eyes.
I haven't turned the on/off switch to the on position.
Son of a bitch.
As the Polish Pastor in Canada Has Repeatedly Said: Unbelievable!
This is the most unbelievable sh*t I’ve ever seen. Treasonous. How long before Americans defend their borders? Share it before it’s gone. The entire video is 3min. @EmeraldRobinson @RealMattCouch @Cernovich pic.twitter.com/zkyXAO2sJe
— Monica On Air 🎙🇺🇸 (@monicaonairtalk) May 11, 2021
Thursday, May 13, 2021
Fence Work
Nancy Pelosi saw that the fence she had put up had become damaged. So she called in two fence contractors, one democrat and one republican.
The republican fence contractor checks out the damage and says, $1000 for the repair.
The democrat contractor whispers in Pelosi's ear:$5000. $2000 for you, $2000 for me, we hire him to fix the fence.
Done she says.
Tired
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much partying, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.
And you're sitting there reading jokes
Wednesday, May 12, 2021
Printer Ink
For the last week I have been working on my federal and state income taxes(hack spit fart cough).
I got the federal done and printed out and mailed off to the bastards.
But my state taxes I had to put on hold because of printer ink.
No joy anywhere locally to find one either.
So my daughter goes to target? I think it was online, and found some that are not HP ink. She orders those for me, they got here today. They are not the same physical shape, but they fit, and i was finally able to print out my tax forms for the bastards at the state.
Pisses me off the aholes at HP don't make those cartridges anymore. The printer is a great printer and has lots of life left in it, more than I do I think.
But for now the brand I purchased will work. Until they quit making those.
Oh well. Such is the way of life in the time of biden and the hoe.
Auto Work Today
My grandson recently bought a used 1998 expedition to replace the durango that the insurance company kept after his fender bender.
When we read the ad, it said it had some minor things to do to it.
We knew the ac was leaking and the heater core was bypassed and a few other things, but he bought it because it was better than most for the price.
Today he came up to replace inner and outer tierod ends. Simple job right?
Jacked up the passenger side, wheel off, got the inner and outer tierod assembly off. Took about 15 minutes total. I was pleased.
Then my grandson made the fatal mistake, and I wasn't quick enough to stop him.
He said, "That went a lot easier than I thought it would!" And i screamed and gnashed my teeth and cried tears of frustration and said what did you do?
He looked at me like I was crazy, which my wife does several times per day. I think she has a quota or something.
I said you have jinxed us because you said it went better than you thought. Now everything will go bad! He looked at me like I was crazy.
Well, look who was proven correct! We were only going to replace the tierod ends and reuse the connecting sleeve between the two. Well, guess what? The new parts don't thread into the old sleeve. And new hardware, such as new locknuts and cotter pins were not provided in the boxes.
So, back to O'Reillys he goes. Come to find out, the installation instructions that came in the new parts boxes he got, which were not in the ones that we had, state that the new tierod ends cannot be used with the oem connecting sleeve. Huh?? WTF?? So he got new connecting sleeves as well. Or maybe they are called adjusting sleeves?
So, we put the new assembly on, measured out to the same dimension as the old one, and the tire is pointed to the right about 4 inches. So we fought that for an hour to get it straight. Then to the other side to replace that. The nut for the inner rod end was seized and took us about 30 minutes to remove.
Anyway finally got it all done. But I warned him, Don't ever say anything about how good it's going again! It's Dangerous!
Tuesday, May 11, 2021
Hey! All You Goddamn Democrats! What the hell is this shit?
Last night I shared a heartbreaking photo of young children found by a farmer on his land in Quemado. While we thank God they were found alive, these tragic scenes are happening more & more.
— Tony Gonzales (@TonyGonzales4TX) May 10, 2021
Today I visited with him & talked about the border crisis. We need a solution now. pic.twitter.com/Zzvk4UgAGc
Gas stations along the U.S. East Coast are beginning to run out of fuel
The gas pipeline is still having issues and a few stations on the east coast are running out of gas.
Shortbus joe says the hackers are from russia.
"The dwindling supplies come just as the nation’s energy industry was preparing to meet stronger fuel demand from summer travel. Americans are once again commuting to the office and booking flights after a year of restrictions. Depending on the duration of the disruption, retail prices could spike, further stoking fears of inflation as commodity prices rally worldwide."
https://www.yahoo.com/now/no-end-sight-u-fuel-222356167.html
Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Banning Local Governments From Implementing Their Own Gun Control Laws
My personal opinion about gun laws is that absolutely no one has the authority to make a gun control law. And I mean no one.
If we the people want guns regulated, then the only way to do that is make an amendment to the constitution.
Otherwise everyone is free to keep and bear arms.
But we the people continue to let politicians run amuck with these laws.
Gov. DeSantis in Florida is fighting back.
Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Banning Local Governments From Implementing Their Own Gun Control Laws
Monday, May 10, 2021
Some Old Jokes, But Still Funny
Sidney walks up to the head lumberjack and says he was there to apply for the job of tree cutter. Sidney is only about 5'4" tall, the lumberjack is 6'4" tall.
The lumberjack says, you are kinda small, where have you worked before? Sidney says,"The Sahara Forest"
The lumberjack says, "You mean the Sahara Desert?"
Sidney says, "That's what they call it now!"
Sidney gets the job, the next day the head boss gives Sidney a chainsaw and they go out to the woods. Boss tells Sidney cut down all these trees with red paint markers, about 50 of them, and goes back to the camp.
Sidney gets back to camp that night pretty tired and immediately starts sharpening the chain on the saw. The boss comes up and asks, "How many you cut down?"
Sidney says "One."
The boss is flabbergasted. We cut down at least 10 a day he says, you gotta do better.
Next day Sidney is plumb wore out. Boss says how many today? Sidney says 2.
Boss says what the heck? Is there something wrong with your saw?
He takes the saw, pulls the cord and it starts on the first try. Brrrrap, Brrrap the saw goes.
Sidney goes Whats that noise?
Gas Pipeline Ransomware
The colonial gas pipeline shutdown has been going a few days now. Apparently some robinhood type group has placed ransomware on their computers and is demanding payment to release them.
If i was the head of colonial, i would hire an equally talented group of mercenaries to hunt down and liquidate this group that calls itself dark side i believe. Think about that. If in the news you see that several computer hacker types have been severely tortured and mutilated because they were suspected of hacking the colonial pipeline, what do you think future hackers might think?
Now lookit, this pipeline supposedly provides 45% of gasoline and diesel from Texas to New England. Why in the hell would you put any control of it on computers with access to internet? Or whatever net they use. Old technology, to me, is better than new technology.
Relays and switches that have to be human operated, may have some human error but that is better than being lockedout. If the hackers have to physically travel to a site to do any hacking, that might deter such hacking, in my opinion.
Any who, here is a link to an article:
Cyber Attack on Colonial Pipeline Leads to Emergency Declaration in 17 States
Sunday, May 9, 2021
Saturday, May 8, 2021
Groaners
What does an alligator get on welfare?
Gatorade
What do you like to meet at a bulb orgy?
A 3-way bulb
Whats it called when jerry nadler drops his pants?
A full moon.
What do crabs get high on?
Crab grass.
The Income Tax is Too Damn High!
You have heard the saying The Rent is Too Damn High!
Well I say The Income Tax is Too Damn High!
You know why income tax is too damn high? I will tell you. It is because nobody prepares their own tax forms anymore.
In the past people would prepare their own taxes and they would have all the information they needed and could see their income and their outgo and they could gripe about it or call their congressman or whatever they needed to do. Fill out a page here, fill out a page there, go back and erase this page and redo that page, then bundle it all up and put in an envelope and mail it.
Then along comes H&R Block, Jackson Hewitt, and how convenient you can go down and pay someone else to do it for you. Then all you have to do is sign the damn check and you don't grumble anymore and call your congressman.
And Now. You can get on your smart phone now and do your taxes in just a couple of minutes for some people, half hour or so for others.
Give em a credit card if you need to and voila! you are done!
Lotsa places are free gratis to post your taxes, so it might all be free for you.
I think, though, if everyone had to prepare their own taxes and deal with all the trials and tribulations of that, more people would be calling up their congresscritters, and yelling "The Tax is Too Damn High!
People Need to Learn How to Write English
People need to learn the english language. Have you noticed how nothing seems to be written correctly anymore?
Case in point. I was looking on amazon just now for a hvac blower motor for my 2003 dodge dakota pickup. Locally, the price is around a hundred bucks. On amazon it's about 40 bucks. Big difference.
Anyway, i was reading the description of the product, and here is one of the things they said:
All we wanna do is to make you satisfy this product and the service we provide for you.
Now I ask you, do i look like i need to satisfy a blower motor?
Friday, May 7, 2021
Thursday, May 6, 2021
Well, If This Ain't the Shit
Update: This just goes to show how inefficient our government is. This letter i got today that i talk about the $2800 they sending me, they already did that on March 23, and I had forgotten about it. But they sending me a letter about it dated April 29? This is just like a damn democrat. A day late and more money out of my pocket.
I just spent a large portion of the afternoon yelling, screaming and going ballistic. I worked on my 2020 federal income taxes.
Everything about it is on the goddamn computer now. I want a booklet mailed to me with instructions and forms, like they used to do. But not anymore boy. They could save money by not requiring security on their people. Because this crap is on the computer, and the pdf doesn't always work right, as in my case with the damn instruction booklet today, i am ready to go shoot some damn .gov employees! Fuck this bullshit!
So i am mostly done, just gotta review it, check the math, all of course after my blood quits boiling. I'm tellin ya, i got more than just a little bit pissed. At one point i thought i had to pay almost $10,000 more in effin taxes and i launched a rocket out the roof i'm tellin ya! I don't know what i did wrong because i couldn't see much past the red in my eyes, but it looks like i gotta pay $953 to the damn gov't.
So, after all that i go check the mailbox, and in todays mail i only get one envelope, and it says Department of the Treasury, Internal Revenue Service, Austin Texas.
Holy fuckin, what the hell is this?
A letter from shortbus joe biden, it says My Fellow American.
I thought Aw Crap! He finally went demented!
Anyway, the letter says he is pleased to inform me that because of the american rescue plan, a directpayment of $2,800.00 WAS ISSUED to my wife and i by direct deposit. Then blahblahblah.Check the website to see where your payment is at. Not in my bank that's for sure. Go to their website and it wants me to create an account, uh uh not gonna happen. Then it says ELIGIBLE people will get the check and i thought I'm Eligible? Huh.
But its only gonna be issued after they review my 2020 taxforms, which i haven't mailed in yet, cause i'm only doin them today!
And by the way, didn't those sunzabitches get all panty twisted butt hurt when Pres. Trump was gonna put HIS signature on one of these?
Quotes
I found these over at The View From Lady Lake. Ole Joe over there knows what he's talkin about. Go visit him.
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