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Sunday, October 2, 2022

October 2022 may see everything culminate in one of the most mind-blowing conclusions you’ve ever seen

 MICHIGAN: Trump’s Final Rally Before His Arrest?

If these idiots arrest President Trump, I am not at all sure what will happen.

That may initiate civil war, but I don't think it will. At this point, I don't know if I think anything will.


Saturday, October 1, 2022

Almost Evening

 




Gas is up again.

 Yesterday gas price at valero where I live is $5.95 for 87 octane, beacon is 5.93.

Flying J on highway 99 is at $5.99,

This so called war in ukraine/russia can not be what is causing this.

The goddamn democrats gotta be doing this to force everybody into electric cars.

Assholes.

Friday, September 30, 2022

Ronald Reagan Joke

Did you hear about the guy going camping?

Highway patrol pulls him over, told the guy his car taillights were not working.

The guy gets out of the car, starts screaming and wailing and gnashing his teeth and making quite a scene.

The cop says Hey it isn't that bad! I will just issue a warning and you can get them fixed!

The car driver says You don't understand! The RV I was pulling is gone! 

The day after hurricane Ian 😞


This is kind of an interesting video. The guy is Rainman Ray, he does an auto repair youtube channel.

This video is apparently for yesterday, thursday, after the hurricane ian went by.

Have you stocked up on food water and energy yet??

 The American Brand: Soon To Be The Most Despised

The link is to a blog I have not read before. It is called                  Video Rebel's Blog.

I followed a link to it from Busted Knuckles.

The article is pretty interesting, at least to me.  It talks about a lot of stuff that is happening.


TFIF

 




Mornin

 




NASA's DART spacecraft crashes into asteroid in first planetary defense ...


Did you guys hear about this? Something like 7 million miles this crew sends a small spaceship and HITS their target?

What is that equivalent to? Maybe a 100 mile successful sniper shot?

Thursday, September 29, 2022

A democrat rang my doorbell.

 My door bell rang earlier. Some lady, I suspect she was in her 80's.

She asked if was Vern, which surprised me, I've never met this woman.

Then she wanted to talk with me about someone running for state senator.

I told her I will not be voting in the midterm elections, as there is no one on the ballot I can morally cast a vote for. 

The particular office she wanted to discuss has a democrat and a democrat vying for that position. Now, if I am to vote, why am I not afforded a choice?

Here in california we have that stupid top two vote getter bullshit is who gets to run. 

Anyway, I explained to her about how democrats are evil people and we had a short  back and forth. Then she left.

I was polite. I did not scream yell and/or cuss, my Dad raised me up to not treat women in that fashion. 

But she definitely knows I don't like democrats. And then she explained to me how republicans are more evil than democrats. I agreed with her they were evil but the republicans don't hold a candle to dems as far as evil goes.

I hope I didn't hurt her feelings too awful bad, but I also wish she hadn't approached me.

Many years ago I told my wife I  wanted to buy 2,000 acres in the middle of the mojave desert. Fence the whole thing like a prison, double fences, concertina wire, dog runs between the fences. 50 cal mounted every 100 yards, about 1000 dobermans to patrol.

Then climb in the middle and stay there. She told me I was crazy.

I am starting to wish that is where I live. Oh well, I can be a grumpy old curmudgeon here as well as there.


Here's a headline I never expected to read.

 US Army's first trans officer and her wife indicted for offering sensitive information to Russia

Why don't trans people just die already?

For the luvofpete, go away and leave us alone.

 




I can't find it on a map.

 


Wednesday, September 28, 2022

I just ignore it.

 How many erections do you get per day?

Why is Abbot's lead over o'rourke only 8%??

  Border issues driving Abbott lead over O'Rourke in Texas: poll

Does austin houston dallas and san antonio have that many liberal assholes living there that can vote?

Do any REAL Texans want this cocksucker as your governor?

I talked to my brother today and he says there are enough idiots there in south plains of texas who will vote for this idiot he might get a close call on the election.

I certainly hope not.

Well, I bet this just frosts their cookies.

 Trump Offers to Mediate a Peace Deal Between Russia, Ukraine, and US

I bet the media is laughing their fool heads off. 

But I can see this happening.

Putin, Zelensky, and President Trump sit down at a bare bones card table in a neutral place. Say hillary's bedroom.

Zelensky::This big meany has attacked us!

Putin::But you have lands I need!

President Trump::Both of you shut the fuck up or I will grab you by the Pussy!!!

Zelensky::You can't say that to me! I will call mitch and chuck! They will show you!

Putin::You can't say that to me! I will have you arrested!!

President Trump::Both of you shut the fuck up or I will grab you by the pussy AND I will drop a nuke on both of you!!

Zelensky:::Ohmygodpleasedon'tdothat!!

Putin::You are not president you can't do that!

President Trump::I will be in jan of 2024, you wanna wait til then??


Just authorize them to do what they do.

Kamala Harris called a Green Beret 

The retreat from afghanistan. 

Random Thought for Today

The below comments are copied from Politically Incorrect Humor.  The comments are not humor, they are the absolute truth.

Have you noticed an increasing number of Democrats like John Fetterman are running from debates with their opponents? It’s simple — they’re following the Joe Biden basement strategy. It’s smart when you consider they control mainstream media, public education, Big Tech, and the entertainment industry along with the vast majority of political dark money, so they can totally frame & label their opponents while hiding all their flaws and insane ideas. Debates only expose voters to the truth, which is definitely NOT a winning strategy for Dems.

Speaking of framing the debate, Deep State Establishment RINO Lindsay Graham gave Dems the perfect opening to fire up their base with his ill-timed abortion ban proposal. Never mind that it’s a proposal from one lawmaker, not the platform of the Republican Party, and never mind that it’s a ban only after 5 months of pregnancy. It not only undercuts the argument made by Republicans of letting states decide, it gives Dems the perfect opening to LIE! Nearly every Dem candidate in the country has mentioned Graham’s proposal in their campaigning, but find me ONE SINGLE DEMOCRAT in the country who’s mentioned that it’s only after 5 pregnancy months and contains other exceptions like the life of the mother, in other words a “ban” which two-thirds of the country supports! Don’t count on CNN, MSNBC, or any of the other propagandists to note these important distinctions. It also draws attention away from the economy, inflation, crime, immigration, and other issues that would ensure Dem defeat.

We’ve had a historically low hurricane season, the least active in 30 years, but expect the usual climate change fear mongering with Hurricane Ian. As Biden policies cause gas prices to rise again the next few months, expect the media narrative to switch from “Putin’s fault” to “Hurricane Ian’s fault.”

Do you want an easy way to identify a Propagandist/Ruling Class stooge in business or the financial press? Watch how they use the word “recession.” For example, if they say sometime like, “There’s a good chance we may yet get a recession” or “Recession chances are increasing,” put them on the list. Everyone who has ever taken an economics class knows that the definition of a recession is two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth. It’s in EVERY economics textbook and has been repeated thousands of times on CNBC since I first found the channel. We’ve just had two negative quarters of GDP, so WE ARE IN A RECESSION! You can’t get higher than a 100 percent chance of recession since we’re already there! But the Biden strategy is to change the definition, and the lemmings & lapdogs of the financial world have just gone along with it. As with the Dem basement debate strategy, when you control all the propaganda outlets, the messaging can be whatever nonsensical crap you want. Good luck in getting any precision in the new definition of recession, which means we will never have a recession ever again–WOOHOO!…unless of course one of those evil fascist MAGA Republicans gets elected!

Speaking of fascism, the term has become the new racist. In other words, an undefined label used to attack opponents and stifle any real discussion of issues. Racist has been so overused, the Left needed a new line of attack for the “far right.” They’ll almost never define what positions are so-called fascist, but if you push them, they’ll find some generic comparison to fascists of the 20th century that have absolutely nothing to do with what made them so terrible. For example, if you talk about God, country, family, freedom from treacherous government — OMG, DEFINITELY HITTLER! (Side note: never spell Hitleeer or Naaaaazi correctly in a social media post as they’re an easy justification for censorship). The vast majority of the world is patriotic, cares deeply about their family, dislikes government, and believes in God. Are they all fascists?! If you want to use the term fascist, at least find some commonality with what made the 20th century totalitarian dictators so awful. For example:

  • Attacking and dehumanizing millions of people (e.g. MAGA Republicans or the unvaccinated)
  • Denying 1st Amendment freedoms (e.g. Big Tech mass censorship, using Covid to close down churches, prosecuting peaceful protesters)
  • Denying speedy trials or imposing unjust sentences on political opponents (e.g. Jan 6th or “election deniers”)
  • Disarming threats (e.g. assault weapon bans and red flag laws)
  • Using government agencies to go after political opponents (e.g. FBI raids, illegal surveillance, 87000 new IRS agents)
  • Implementing 1984-style propaganda control (e.g. Big Tech collusion, DHS’s Disinformation Governance Board)

I could go on, but you get the idea. Always be skeptical when you hear the media describe any politician as “far right.” They will NEVER describe people like AOC, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, or Justin Trudeau as “far left,” but when politicians taking positions supported by the majority of the world are called “far right,” you know you’re living in a clown world pushed by Ruling Class tools.

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Hunger Games

 Hunger Games Districts Announced

If I get stuck in district one, I'm gonna move back to my home state of texas.

District one might have a good shot though. What with all the illegal aliens bein able to cross the desert with only a quart of water and a granola bar. Sheeit.


Hurricane Ian

 


Huh. No ice cream for Ian? Is that like the Hurricane Nazi?

My granddaughter lives in Hinesville Georgia, close to Savannah.

I don't think, or at least I hope, she doesn't get much from this. Her apartment building is already having plumbing sewer issues.

It's Tuesday??

 




Monday, September 26, 2022

And No One has called the cops.

 Community Gunfight

I have no idea what to say about this. Except I wonder if any of their phones worked??

David Allan Coe - You Never Even Called Me By My Name--The Perfect Country and Western Song

How to use a SAM Splint (Forearm) | Wilderness Medicine

How to Cook Without Electricity

 When the electricity goes out due to Hurricane Ian, will you be able to cook??

Or it goes out for any reason I guess. 

Now me, I don't cook. But I can open a mean can of beans lemme tell ya. If my wife doesn't cook for me then I fend for myself. And that almost always means no cooking. 

Open the beans, pour in the pot, turn on the electric burner, and heat till edible. Cut up an all beef frankfurter and throw in for good measure. That is the extent of my cooking.

Oh, and I cut a quarter of a whole onion to go on the side. If I have any leftover biscuits, those are luxury.

Occasionally my wife will say, stir this for me while I do this other thing over here. And I will stand there and stir until she says Why are you still stirring? And I say Huh??

A damn good reason to vote for President Trump

 Liz Cheney Says She’ll Leave The GOP If Trump Is The Nominee In 2024…

This person should declare now she is a democrat. No reason to wait.

In the article she says her father, dick cheney, told her "defend the republic daughter". 

Well, she is doing a pisspoor job of defending it but a damn good job of tearing it down.

I'm thinkin Hell, I might as well run for office. My car's out of gas anyway.

Good Morning

 




Sunday, September 25, 2022

Reinstated

 I clicked on the link to "Request Review" of the post blogger deleted.

Got a reply email saying the post had been reinstated.

Now I am still pissed off that someone has that power over the content I put on this blog. Fuck that. 

Gonna have to figure out how to just make a website and then get my own domain name. 

As you can tell I have issues with someone telling me what to do. Fuck that.

Okay. Whines over. Off to bed now.






And one for the road

 Redneck Word of the Day

Presidential Clocks

 Lyin Clocks

Biden Joke

 Biden Joke

Let's see if this one gets deleted

 Texas Midget Joke

Good Morning!

 




Remember Louisiana sheriff Clay Higgins??

 90 Miles has a great video up about the 2nd Amendment

This video is found over at 90 Miles. 

Holy crapanitley I like this guy in the video, Clay Higgins. 

Remember him? He is the louisiana sheriff made those videos a few years back.

I did not realize this guy was a congressman. 

And the points he makes about our 2nd Amendment are absolutely fantastic!

And boy does he take it to those democrats!! I luv this guy!!

Saturday, September 24, 2022

I am still confused about gas prices.

 Typically gas prices go down in the fall and winter.

But here locally they are going up.

Yesterday in fresno I saw a shell station that had 87 regular for sale at $5.95 per gallon. WTF?

Today in fresno I saw a gulf station at $5.05 per gallon for 87 regular.

Here in my little burb sinclair was $5.37.

As we drove down to fresno the valero was $5.49 for 87 regular.

About 2 hours later on the way home that same gas station was at $5.59 for 87 regular. A dime increase in 2 hours.

I have been driving about 150 miles per week recently. Driving to fresno to do some work on a house. 

That shit is getting expensive.

Why not listen to some Sam Cooke instead of my whining? Here ye go!


Quick Clean Your Curtains In 10 Minutes


I did something similar today. I took some curtains down in a room I was painting and threw them in the dryer for 30 minutes, no wet towel.

They came out much cleaner than they went in.

Saturday Tropical Storm Ian 4 p.m. update: Ian set to strengthen soon

All right, who's the asshole??

 All right, who's the asshole who flagged one of my posts to blogger and got it deleted? The one I linked to a youtube joke about 2 Prostitutes?

If you got a problem with what I post, either contact me directly via my email which is prominently displayed at the top of the blog, or   DON'T READ THE FUCKING BLOG!!!

Asshole.

If you live in massachusetts, get ready to pay a lot more for your electricity.

 Massachusetts Energy Companies Announce 64% Increase in Electricity Rates Beginning November 1st

I thought we were bad here, but we only went up 30%.

Friday, September 23, 2022

Well Jesus H. Christ. I am saved now by the state.

 California reveals when inflation relief checks will be sent out

I'm shittin in tall cotton now boy! The state gon send me some money to help out with inflation! $4000? $5000? No, I don't think so. Maybe $250.

And that ain't all of it!!! Git a load of this: 

California gas rebate checks could start going out next week

Unfortunately, I think those two items are both the same thing.

Here I thought I was gonna be getting two checks from the state to get some of my tax money back.

Mailed out in October??? Elections in early November?? Huh, what a coincidence.

Generator: DON'T Forget To Do THIS or You'll FRY Your Sensitive Electron...

Thursday, September 22, 2022

Joe Biden has incited violence against conservatives

 The attack comes just a couple of weeks after President Joe Biden declared that “MAGA Republicans,” or people who support former President Donald Trump, represented “an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic.”

Democrat Rep. Says The U.S. Must ‘Kill’ And Confront ‘Extremist’ Republican Movement (VIDEO)

Slow Joe biden has incited violence against conservatives. And now he says what? Politics is too personal?

Him. Him. Fuck him.

Asshole ohio rep ryan(shame on you ohio for electing this asshole) has said democrats must kill and confront extremist republican. I ask you, what does he mean by that?  And don't people go to prison for inciting violence like that??

Obviously he means a normal republican who believes in America First not last. Obviously he means ANYONE not in lockstep with the democrat party.

He says he can work with "normal, mainstream republicans". Again I ask, what is a normal mainstream republican? They are democrats. Not conservatives. Someone like pudboy mcconnel or douchebag mccarthy.

And to whatever government agency is monitoring this blog: Do you ever wonder who is watching the watchers???



That's a damn good question.

 “How can you assure them that you will be truly non-partisan given what you have said?”

This woman, can't say she's a lady, is up to be the National Archives Nominee for the nation.

You know the one. The national archives is the one that caused this brouhaha of the Mar a Lago Raid.

And hasn't done anything about the CLASSIFIED documents obamski has hidden in a ?laundry?.

Anyway this lady apparently thinks half of the country is stupid. i.e. Republican voters. 



Happy FJB Day

 




Wednesday, September 21, 2022

 Stolen from Delusions of Adequacy


Flashback

 


Good Morning

 




Sept. 24, 2022

 Germain Parliament: “You Will Remember Where You Were On September 24, 2022”

It took me a while in the article to figure out what the deal is.

Apparently Sept. 24/25 will be financial collapse.

Don't know how such a specific date can be determined. Unless it is preplanned that way.

Here is another article talking about financial collapse in germany:

Economic Collapse Has Arrived In Germany. Will The U.S. Be Close Behind?

I have to admit I don't have enough knowledge of any of this to make a coherent statement about it. But one thing I think I can say is, take anything you read on the net with a gigantic shaker of salt. Or a lot of scepticism. I may have misspelled that.



Tuesday, September 20, 2022

PG&E Battery facility catches on fire.

 Tesla Megapack battery fire spurs shelter-in-place warning in California

This is certainly news to me. I had no idea pg&e had any sort of energy generation using batterypack. I have no idea how it works.

But apparently this one has caught on fire, and because of the toxic smoke the area has locked down. Close your windows, turn off ventilation. That wouldn't work well with me, I would have to leave the area and go to a hotel.

And this place has only been operating 5 months.

Something in the article that doesn't make sense is the time listed for a tweet by california highway patrol. It is only 4pm here and the article says the chp tweeted a twit at 4:52 pm. Must be a future crime sort of thing.

There is another company there with the tesla megapacks who has been operating for a couple of years. But they have been shutdown twice recently for safety concerns of the batteries.

All I know is there must be one hell of a big battery there to be in the megawatt range.

Looks like somebody got hungry

 Beyond Meat COO Arrested For Biting Man’s Nose In Parking Lot Altercation

This post kindof goes along with society collapsing doesn't it?

I mean, why else would a self respecting person eat something called beyond meat that is made out of weeds or something?

Do you think our society is collapsing??

Violent Crime Is A Collapse Indicator 

Fortunately, no member of my family has been a victim of a violent crime. And I sure hope it stays that way.

But with some of the recent things going on I think that may be subject to change.

Venezuela is emptying their prisons and sending them over the border to here. And what are we doing about that? Welcoming them with open arms. A ready made army for the democrats is being formed in our borders.

If you peruse the net you will find numerous articles detailing violent crime being committed by illegal aliens(peacefully of course).

And so I think the article may be right. 

Check out this post: Anarchy in 3,2,1... If this post does not appear at the top, if you scroll down you will find it. Elmo lays it out pretty good I think.

What are some other collapse indicators? Well, I think the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES saying that half the country are terrorists is a pretty goddamn good indicator of that!

Stolen elections, record high inflation, a senile president who shits his pants in public. I believe these are all indicators our country has gone to hell in a handbasket.

The time for prepping is gone, the time for hunkering down is here.

As the saying goes, "Smoke em if ya got em!"


Monday, September 19, 2022

DIY Solar Power Station | Easy for beginner | 1200 Watts, REDODO 200AH ...


I ballparked the cost of the equipment, as in I guessed at pricing, and looks like this system is gonna be about $1600+. If you follow all the links at the video you can get a more accurate price.

Not including a solar panel. 

If you use a smaller battery, your cost will go down by approximately 300 bucks or so.

The power station he built is portable. Although doesn't look like it would be too easy to load in the back of your truck and haul down to your relatives when they lose power. But the design can be changed. Maybe put it on a hand truck???

This system he built can be used for a lot of things,(fans, lights, phone chargers, etc.) either while the grid is still up, or when SHTF. Like a hurricane, earthquake, or something that collapses your electric grid. Like the fires we have had here. 

The guy ran a small 6.7 cubic foot chest freezer for 48 hours on the battery by itself, without any recharge from anything. And the freezer was empty. If it was full it wouldn't take near as much energy I'm thinking.

Personally I think that's pretty darn good. The battery specs say it can be discharged almost to zero and then recharged without damage. That lowers the amount of charge/discharge cycles for the battery, but they are still higher than a lead acid battery. 

My lead acid batteries are losing capacity, so I am thinking of upgrading to one or two of those batteries. 

Just as soon as I get enough recycled can money to do that.




#FJB Let's Go Brandon!

 



2 Prostitutes

 Old Joke

13 Times We Barely Avoided Nuclear Armageddon

 It was in Thule, Greenland that the early warning system detected a dozen missiles inbound from the Soviet Union, estimated to strike the continental U.S. in 20 minutes.


The image above happened in 2018. I remember hearing about this one on the radio. Holy smokes, can you imagine getting THAT on your phone??? I don't think I would have made it home, I would have died of a heart attack right there wherever I happened to be at that moment.

In several of the instances written about in the article, the ONLY thing that saved the world from nuclear annihilation was the actions of one individual.

I hope like hell our training and our systems NOW are better than they were then. But I doubt it. And with the wokeness of our military I don't know if we have anyone with the balls anymore to defy orders or apply commonsense.


Sunday, September 18, 2022

First Aid Manual

 A Military First Aid Manual

Bouncing around the internet last night is how I found the earlier post about the doc and the first aid kit.

Somewhere on that same forum I found this downloadable military first aid manual and thought you guys might like to take a look.

I have all the first aid stuff down pat. As in I walk up to the victim and say, Are you hurt? Are you feeling okay? After that I gotta start yelling for someone to help.

If the future holds to the present trend, the possibility of needing to know some first aid is fast becoming truth.





This has the potential to become a shitshow.

 Brazil's Coffee Bean Supply To Hit Record-Low As Global Scarcity Worsens

Well hell, guess I better go buy 10 or 12 more cans to stock up.

I gotta have at least one cup of coffee in the morning. If I don't the world doesn't end and my day doesn't go completely to shit.

But things go much more smoothly with my coffee.

Amen

 


Sunday Morning

 


Saturday, September 17, 2022

Here is something to think about.

An ER doc’s take on a first aid kit  

This kit the doc is talking about is apparently for life saving, and not for boo boo's as he calls it. So, I'm thinking this would be called a trauma kit???

I have most of this stuff in my home kit, but I do not have an airway.

I watch training videos for knowledge of how to use the stuff, and I hope some of it is sinking in. 

Obviously I am not a doc or an emt or nurse. I will not try to use any of this unless absolutely necessary. 

Are your home kits up to snuff?

Something to think about.


Just Keepin' It Real

 

 

The occupants of marthas vine yard do not put their money where their mouth is.

They used the national guard to remove the illegal aliens.

They used a military base to house the illegal aliens.

And now the jerks have a gofundme page to help pay for the measly 24 hours the illegal aliens were there.

Why not just send them to obamskis house, he's got PLENTY of room.

What are they hiding???

Mar-a-Lago Raid: Feds File Emergency Appeal After Trial Court Special Master Order 

After the judge ordered a special master appointed to oversee this debacle of government overstepping its authority, the doj as expected has filed an appeal.

Fuck them.

What are they hiding? Why don't they want any of this stuff to come out in the open??

Judge proposed by Trump named special master in Mar-a-Lago records case

This guy apparently signed some of the fisa warrants in the russia russia russia debacle.

Hope Mr. Trump is correct in his choice and this guy plays fair.

Martha’s Vineyard Invasion Song



Alternative Fuel

 Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returnedSince Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, “If it starts, I'm becoming Catholic.”-


There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time".

Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".

As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex".

The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."


Have a Great Saturday!