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Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Here is a really short story that is pretty good.

 The Old Man

I think I posted the link to this story last year. In any event, I have placed it again.

The story, I think, may have some relevance to the readers of this and other blogs.

Very Strange

 Why Is the US Military Rationing Meals? They Have a $770 Billion Budget. What’s Going On?

This brings up more than one question to me. Is the money being used elsewhere? If so, why?

Is there enough food available to actually supply the ship? If not, why?

Good Morning

 From Politically Incorrect Humor




Monday, May 30, 2022

Truth in Messaging

 


Memorial Day

 Memorial Day is a day to mourn our fallen.

I do. I mourn. 

I mourn for the fallen heroes of World War II, Korean Conflict, Vietnam, the ones that went to the Big Sand Box. And other conflicts after that. I mourn that their sacrifice has almost come to naught because of politics here in the former usofa.

But I also remember. I remember the ones who are here with us.

I remember my brother Kenneth. He was in the Navy Seals and went to vietnam twice, the last time in 1969. 53 years ago. And I am thankful that there were men like my brother who were willing to stand up to evil.

I remember my brother in law Joe. He was in the army as a cook. He went to vietnam and came back. Thank you lord. He is gone now, from cancer.

I remember my other brother in law Cookie. He lives in Michigan with my sister. He served as a Marine for several years. He didn't go to vietnam, thank God. But he stood ready to go if called. Men like him are not made anymore. That's a pity.

I think about my service in the navy from 1970 to 1976. My last 4 years were spent on the USS Enterprise. That ship participated in the evacuation of Saigon when that happened.

I think about my grandson Jarrod, who is stationed in Alaska right now. He is in the Army and is a paratrooper. His job is as a mechanic. And I think I hope this bullshit in russia and ukraine doesn't wind up involving him in it.

And here is an update to this chronicle, because I screwed up and left out my son in law Jeff.  He served 20 years in the Army Reserve. He trained whenever they told him to. A couple of years ago he went on a 9 month tour to Iraq, where he served in the hospital. He has retired from the reserve now.

I think about some of the people I served with on the ship. Ozzie, Bob, Al, Chief Larson, Fred.  I have lost contact with all of  them.

As I said, I mourn. But mostly I remember, and am thankful I have very few to mourn for.


Thursday, May 26, 2022

What a waste.

Uvalde Shooter Fired Gun For 12 Minutes Outside School Before Entering 

Columbine shocked the nation and marked a shift in tactical philosophy: Police officers are now expected to enter buildings with active shooters as rapidly as possible, regardless of their equipment or training.

Every law enforcement officer in my home state of texas should hang their heads in shame. And look for another job.

Apparently it is true that they waited 40 minutes to enter the school. A border patrol agent apparently had his team there and they went in. That is just flat out wrong for them to wait like that.

40 minutes. The parents of those kids were begging the officers to go in, but instead they handcuffed the parents.

Also, some of the law enforcement officers were apparently able to enter the school to save their own kids. As stated by the dps guy in the video.


UVALDE: Where the Hell Were the Police?

 UVALDE: Where the Hell Were the Police?

I certainly hope this is not true. 

Why would police wait 40 minutes to go inside and kill this guy? If these guys did indeed wait that long, every one of them should go to jail.

I previously heard that a lone border patrol agent went in and did the deed. I don't know what is true at this point.


Wednesday, May 25, 2022

This summer may just get a little riled up.

 “Joe Biden can go on TV and not wait one minute before he blames Republicans and demands our guns be seized. That’s apparently ‘peace and unity.’ We respond and we’re riling people up,” Fine said. “If the president of the United States wants to politicize a tragedy, he should expect people to get angry in return.”

This summer and fall might get a little sporty if these arrogant fuck democrats continue trying to take away our guns and politicize the fuck out of everything.

Dickhead bato had to go to Gov. Abbots press conference on the school shooting and act all big and bad. What a twat he is.

The damn democrats don't get it. We ain't gonna sit on our sorry asses fillin out requisition forms for equipment we already got and are willing to use on those useless piece of skin holders.

And they want our bullets? Here they come at a few thousand feet per second.

 


Todays Message. Brought to you by the fed up.

 


Good Morning

 




Free Speech No More??

 World Economic Forum: Australia’s eSafety Commissioner Calls for ‘Recalibration’ of Human Rights, Free Speech

These arrogant bastards. World Economic Forum. Blah. World Takeover and do as we say forum.

Now they want to take away our free speech. Recalibrate, they say.



Monday, May 23, 2022

Sunday, May 22, 2022

Presidential Line of Succession

 Two of President Biden's Cabinet members are naturalized citizens (Jennifer Granholm, Secretary of Energy, and Alejandro Mayorkas, Secretary of Homeland Security), making them ineligible to hold the office of U.S. president. Therefore, Biden's line of succession only has 16 members in it, instead of 18.

Tonight I am reading a post apocalytic world shortstory called Lariat Advance. It is not a world  award winner, but it is interesting enough for a saturday night.

This story has a nuclear attack in it, wherein the sitting president dies and is replaced by the Secretary of Veteran Affairs. I saw that and I thought that couldn't be right. 

But according to the article I linked to above that is indeed correct.

I didn't even know we HAD a secretary of veteran affairs. 

So I looked up the line of succession and let me tell you, this country is in pisspoor shape now with dementia joe and the ho. But if he dies and one of the idiots on that list replace him? We're gonna see a world of hurt to last 2 eternities. Dementia Joe is a flatout genius and 100% american compared to the REST of the people on that list.

God help us. No one else is going to.

Good Morning

 




Saturday, May 21, 2022

Pee on your garden for better plants

 Fertilizer Shortage? Try Peeing On Your Plants, Say Experts

If thats the case my lawn should be green as hell.

From the comments of the article comes this gem: 

wagnerdavid615

2 hours ago

Urea and Ammonium Nitrate are combined to make 32% which is what farmers apply to their field.

Each component used to make 32% is 50 to 60% higher then last year. The average cost per acre for corn inputs is 300 dollars more than it was last year and for soybeans just under 250 dollars more. Corn was $600ish to 700 an acre in 2021. Now 900 to 1000 input costs per acre.

That double donger bicycle is starting to look better.

 INSANITY: Gas Stations In Washington State Are Preparing For $10 A Gallon Gasoline

These stupid bastards are going all in, aren't they? 

At hearings in congress energy secretary granholm flatly denied her policies and buttboy bidens policies are to blame for all this shit.

They are continuing to lay the blame on vlad and his lads for invading ukraine, while our problems rise exponentially.

I firmly believe they are trying to financially collapse the usofa. I don't know why, I don't know what they will gain. But I believe that is what they are intentionally doing.

Well hell here we go again.

 WHO Warns Monkeypox Could "Accelerate" During Summer, CDC Alerts US Doctors As Virus Reaches 13 Countries

Not being content with the current rate of world decay, some stupid sonofabitch somewhere went out and fucked a monkey and got sick from it.

Who woulda thought that.

WHO and tptb are gonna try to lock us down again this summer.

The big pharma companies are gonna be chompin at the bit yelling at joe and the ho to let them get to work on a vaccine. Apparently the smallpox vaccine works 85% of the time. If that is the case a good portion of america should be protected.

Good Saturday Morning

 




Friday, May 20, 2022

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Is the financial collapse many have been predicting starting now?

12 Nightmarish Economic Trends That We Should Expect To See During The 2nd Half Of 2022 

I have read quite a few shtf and teotwaki books who use financial collapse as the basis for the story.

I am wondering if the financial scenario the formerly great usofa is experiencing now is  like what I have read in the books.

Lookit, gas prices expected to average over 6 bucks a gallon by august.  Apparently somewhere in Washington state at least one gas station is programming their pumps to be able to read double digit gas prices.

Home sales are falling drastically. Which is bad for me because my wife and I have a small rental home we are painting that we want to sell. 

Inflation at what % right now. I don't know. 30% maybe. Food prices are rising daily.

Food shortages are being predicted worldwide this summer.

And who knows what else is happening.

I know I sound like a broken record, but now is the time. Now is the time to get enough food and water for your family to survive this coming fiasco.


TANSTAAFL

 




 




So let me get this straight. It takes between 21 to 35 days for a Russian oil tanker to get to US ports to be offloaded. 
It takes between 35 and 60 days for a tanker from the Middle East to make the same trek. 
It takes about 10 hours to load the tanker and up to 24 hours to unload. If it has to wait in port to get to an unloading dock, it can take up to 3 days. 
The average tanker burns 2,625 gallons of diesel fuel per hour. 22.38 pounds of CO2 are created from burning 1 gallon of diesel fuel. 
So, in one hour, a  tanker ship hauling oil to a refinery in the US creates 58,757.5 pounds of CO2 per hour. Averaging the travel time of the tankers, that's 27.67 million tons of CO2 per trip. 
In comparison, your car creates between 6 and 9 tons per year. 
Without going into all the equations of how many tankers come to the US per year, let alone our exports, will someone please explain to me how drilling our own oil and moving it through pipelines, along with importing oil from Canada via pipeline will not be more environmentally "green" for the world.
Please explain to me why buying oil from another country is good for the environment?? 
Or better yet how buying oil from another country is better than pumping our own oil??
There’s nothing green about this other than these elites are lining their pockets with green.


Great Big Brass Ones on This Lady

Biden’s Interior Secretary Completely Clueless When Confronted with Memo From Her Department Calling for Shut Down of New Oil Leases (VIDEO) 

I swear, these people. Watch this video, and watch the guy sitting behind this person haaland. Watch his reaction when manchin tells her that her memo is shutting down oil drilling.

And listen to her stutter.

Sen. Hawley Blasts Sec. Granholm for Claiming Biden Policies Had No Effe...


Energy Secretary Granholm is a flatout bitch.

Thursday, May 19, 2022

Hangman's Noose

 Well, I wanted to make a post about how to tie a hangman's noose. 

So I went to utube and found a short 1 minute video and I shared it here on the blog. 

Well, utube didn't like that and wouldn't allow it to be played here, you could only watch it on their tube. So, if you want to watch the video on how to tie a hangman knot, here is the link: Hangman's Noose.

The knot is relatively simple to tie, and has an infinite number of uses other than hanging someone.

To be a true hangmans noose I have always thought the knot had to contain 13 turns of the rope. But, doing an internet search to verify that proved futile. I only found one site out of about 20 that referenced turns of rope, and they said 9 to 13 were required.

I have practiced tying knots, but my memory is such that unless I do it several times daily every day I cannot remember the steps. Hopefully your memory is better than mine.

This is absolutely stunning.

 

If you want to know who this female person is, go here. 

I have problems expressing myself at the best of times. But what this lady said has me scratching my head and shaking my butt trying to figure out how to say what I want to say.

They always say follow the science. Obviously not here.

I mean, this is absolutely ridiculous.

Here is the you tube video that excerpt came from: 

This man knows everyone who is famous #lol #joke

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Ministry of Truth has been put on hold for now. Plus my whine for today.

 DHS pauses disinformation board; director will resign

The article says the board is not completely gone, but some other board will review this board, and then I guess decide the fate of it.

Looks to me like whoever first called this the Ministry of Truth struck a nerve with these arrogant assholes.

Jeez louise I get tired of this political crap. But damn, if you don't pay attention to it these people will just keep overrunning you and the ones we love.

And voting. We can't vote our way out of this. My primary for selecting the candidates is june 7th I think. I told my wife I'm not gonna vote. She asked me why, and I told her there was no one on the ballot I can vote for. 

To me everyone is democrat or democrat lite. We don't have a Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis on the ballot out here. We have people who say whatever they think you want to hear.

My congressional district has been redrawn so I no longer have asshole jim costa. But now I am getting inundated with political mailings about vote for me. I had one guy come by and he sure talked a good game. But I don't know him from adam so why would I vote for him?

There goes my retirement.

 Dow drops 1,100 points for its biggest decline since 2020 as the sell-off this year on Wall Street intensifies

If this decline continues, what is left in my retirement fund will not last until I die.

Well, shit.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the time is NOW to stock up and prepare.

 Report, JP Morgan Predicts National Average Gasoline Prices Over $6 Gallon by August

Ladies and gentlemen, lend me your ears.

If you do not have 6 months to a  year of food and related necessities stored at your home, you goddamn well better go out and get a loan of money if necessary, but get your ass to the damn store now!!

The democrat assholes are succeeding in wrecking this country and all of us are going to suffer for it. 

The price of gasoline hits 6 bucks what do you think the price of diesel will be? And based on some stuff I have seen on the net, will there even be any diesel to buy?

How many truckers are going to be able to fill their tanks and drive to deliver to us the food we need to live? 

How much will that food cost after a truck delivers it? How much of that food will sit in trucks waiting to be delivered by a trucker who can't afford the fuel??

I said 6 months to a year, but even that may not be enough. We got 3 more years of this shit to go thru with dementia joe and  babblin kammy. They are doing great at screwing this country in the first 16 months, they may finish the job in the next 3 years. 


 


Good Morning

 



Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Holy crap gas is going up quick.

 The lovely Mrs. and I were down in fresno today.  On the way back home I was looking at gas prices at the various stations. 

For 87 octane, cash price, here are some of the prices we saw.

Sinclair    5.49 gallon

Valero      5.79 gallo.

Shell        6.15 gallon

Chevron   6.69 gallon

There is a 1.20 per gallon difference there.

For 14 gallons thats a difference of 16.80. Who in their right mind would go to chevron for that price?

Listening to the radio, the average gas price here in california is 6.02 per gallon. I believe that is the first time in history for that. 

Stupid joe and the ho.

Now is the time for you to consider what your energy needs are.

 The U.S. power grid is strained as-is, with disruption and outages becoming more frequent in many regions.

Do you know what your energy requirements at home are? If not, now is the time to look into that.

The fed gov is trying harder and harder to push people into using "renewable" electricity rather than fossil fuel or nuke. Because of that our nations energy grid is aging into disrepair and needs replacement in some areas. 

Supplying yourself with electricity is not very easy. But it can be done. Think to yourself what you would do if you have an extended energy blackout for some reason. Hurricane, tornado, earthquake, terrorist event or a grid operator just pissed because he didn't get the day off he wanted and decided to cause a problem.

Now is the time to do this for your family, Before you need to do this for your family.


 






Did you Texans survive the weekend okay?

 Texas Grid Operator Tells Residents to Conserve Energy After Six Generators Fail Amid Sweltering Temps

I am wondering what is going on in my home state of Texas. You would think after the problems during the winter of 21 that the energy grid would be all better by now.

How in the hell do six generators fail at the same time? 

Answer: Sabotage. In my opinion.

You've got a blue million illegal aliens coming into this country, and about 99 percent of those hate our guts. What could possibly go wrong?

Some foreign asshole who wears rags on his head could be sending infiltrators. Get a job in the software they say. Cause some mayhem they say. Looks like some of them may have landed jobs at the energy producers.

Monday, May 16, 2022

Twenty-Five Dollar Haircut


A balding man went into a barber’s shop and asked how much it would be for a haircut.
“Twenty-five dollars,” said the barber.
“Twenty-five dollars, that’s crazy!” exclaimed the man. “I’ve hardly got any hair. How can it be that expensive?”
The barber explained, “It’s $5 for the actual cut and $20 for the search fee.”


On Patriots Day, to honor the Battle of Lexington and Concord. NASA put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. They called it the herd shot round the world.

Good Afternoon

 






Sunday, May 15, 2022

NEW CRISIS That Will Affect EVERYONE In 1 to 2 WEEKS | Prep Now | Shtf


Have any of you heard about a looming shortage of diesel? This is news to me.

A shortage of diesel will be a pretty bad thing. The guy in the video says Love's and Pilots had  a prediction about 25% of their stores would be bone dry.

I don't know if this is an actual thing coming up, but I sure hope not.

Rotating My Gasoline Cans

 The last few weeks I have been doing a lot more driving than normal. Thus, I have occasion to rotate out my supply of gasoline I have stored.


I have seven 5 gallon cans I keep full. I add a product called Stabil which keeps the gas usable for a long time. I add 3 ounces per 5 gallons. 

I have another product I bought years ago that has enzymes in it to do the same job as stabil. But I have always been reluctant to use it.

The first can I rotated out was from sometime in 2019. I added that to my truck and then filled it up and had no problems with it at all. 

I have one more can to go, which is dated November of 2021. Then I will relax until about this time next year and start over again.

That is assuming I am still around next year. The way things are going around here I may take a drive to the Rockies and jump off a cliff.

Do I Have Enough Paper?

 


Friday, May 13, 2022

The Sweet Meteor of Death Will Not Hit Us This Weekend

  NASA warns asteroid larger than Empire State Building headed towards Earth this weekend

I don't know, but I think they missed the most common password of all

 The 25 most common passwords

I don't know about you guys, but I have never used any of the passwords they have listed. And I am about as common as they come.

I can tell you my most common password, which is derived from the unlimited amount of times the password generator has rejected my password as being too weak.

KISSMYASSYOUGODDAMNSONOFABITCH!

Rejected, not strong enough.

KISSMYASSYOUGODDAMNSONOFABITCH#1!

Accepted.


 


This is kind of scary

  Controlled Food System Is In Place And Accelerating

“Who controls the food supply controls the people; who controls the energy can control whole continents; who controls money can control the world.” – Henry Kissinger

Start making your home energy independent

  Power Grid Operators Warn Of Potential Electricity Shortages Amid Transition To Clean Energy

Do you want to go back to being a country with no electricity? I sure as hell don't.

But the damn democrat environmentalist assholes are doing their level best to drag the whole former usofa into third world shithole status with their "sustainable renewable energy" crap.

The green weenies(back in the day that was the name of a plastic bass fishing worm here in central california) want solar panels and wind energy to be our primary methods of making electricity. Except those are unreliable at best, and don't work efficiently at worst. For centralized energy distribution that is. If you use those methods for your single family home, you will be miles ahead of your neighbors, who will want to come live with you during energy blackout periods.

If you want to help your family and yourself, you should immediately start investing in methods to generate your own electricity for your home and family. 

It really isn't that complicated of a thing to do. 

Thursday, May 12, 2022

Amen

 

Not only were gas prices at the lowest level in decades, overall inflation was near 0%, stock prices were at record highs, unemployment was at a half-century low, shelves were stocked, crime was low, and no pointless wars were erupting around the world. All this despite the Covid plandemic. For all Trump’s faults, Americans simply didn’t realize how good they had it.


Is there some reason babies can't be breastfed?

 FDA Recall Leads to Baby Formula Shortage, Panics Parents Desperate to Feed Their Children

I am a little confused. Has this country come so far down the politically correct path that women can't figure out how to feed their kids?

I know government created this problem, and now they don't know how to or won't fix it. But why the hell are parents waiting on GOVERNMENT to take care of their children? Why don't they sit down or stand up and figure this problem out?

How many thousands of years has humanity been on this planet and fed all of those kids that were hungry? And in less than a hundred years we are brought to our knees by a lack of formula?


Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Afternoon Jokes

 Seargeant says to the private: Go out into those woods and flush out any enemy hiding there and run them to us.

Private says: Okay, but when you see a bunch of guys running out of the woods, don't shoot the one in front!

The banker fell overboard while riding with a friend on his boat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, but not knowing if the banker could swim, yelled Can you float alone? The banker yelled back: Of course I can! But this is a hell of a time to talk business!

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Well Hell, I wonder what ole elon's gonna do about this?

 Ministry Of Truth Czar Nina Jankowicz Wants “Verified” People On Twitter To Be Able To Edit Tweets…Like Wikipedia

Boy, these people don't hide nothin anymore do they?

I mean, I think your tweet is disinformation and I feel like I could add some context to that.

Here is some context for you. Just let me squeeze my tummy a little harder. Okay, here it comes. No wait just a second. Here it comes for you. There's your context janikowiz.

After Roe, Here Are Seven More Precedents the Post-Trump Supreme Court Should Smash

  If Alito’s opinion is issued unchanged, it will represent the full reversal of one of the foundational decisions of the Warren and Burger Courts of the 60s and 70s. It is no exaggeration to say that the Supreme Court of those two decades created the modern left-wing hegemony we are currently groaning under.

This article is correct, there are quite a number of supreme court decisions that need to be reversed.

I am not certain that will happen with this supreme court. Roberts appears to make decisions based on feelings rather than on the law. Or maybe Chuck Schumer and Nasty Piglosi have some videos of him on his way to epsteins island. Who knows.


The comments on this story are longer than the story.

 A Very Sad Story

Can you believe this crap??

 Car owner who left Jeep at dealership gets sued after worker dies during oil change

I saw this story over at Irons in the Fire and I have much difficulty understanding this.

The lawyer for the family man killed says he can't sue the dealership, so he has to sue the cars owner. Bullshit. That is the same thing as someone suing a gun manufacturer. 

I don't understand why the dealership can't be sued. "He didn't know how to drive a stick, and he had no license," the attorney said.

So the employee was apparently incapable of driving a car, then why the hell was he allowed to drive a car? That sounds like negligence to me.


Good Morning