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Wednesday, August 31, 2022

It's not like they just walk over!!

 KJP on walking over the border while unvacinnated

This stupid bint gives stupid people a bad name.

Good Morning

 




Hot weather predicted

 Doesn't much matter what weather forecast you look at, locally we are gonna be hot.

My phones use verizon, and whatever weather app they have available says today will be 104, the rest of the week about 108 to 109, then monday and tuesday they are predicting 113 temps locally.

At my house my patio thermometer usually is 4° lower than that, but it is in the shade.

So if you are in central california or anywhere on the west coast this weekend, buckle up it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Water Emergency In Jackson, Mississippi Worsens


The water crisis in Jackson, Mississippi, has gotten so bad, the city temporarily ran out of bottled water to give to residents

Isn't this supposed to be the United States of America?
Shit like this IS NOT supposed to happen. We are better than that.

Well. Apparently not. Jackson Mississippi has not been able to provide centralized water for its inhabitants. Recently they got some pressure back in the line, but the water is discolored. Suitable only for flushing toilets. But the sewer district might throw a shit fit, pun intended, if they keep sending that water to their facility. It's hard enough already to clean the water with just pee and poop, and now with who knows what coming down the sewer water might not get treated properly.

So this brings up a question. If something like this happens to you and your family, what will you do? Wait in line for two hours for a single case of water? 

A single case of Aqua Fina water, produced by Pepsi, is a little over $5 locally. When I was working I used to buy this stuff for making dilutions with. I regularly tested the total dissolved solids when I bought it and generally speaking the tds was around 5ppm. The city water in fresno was usually around 250ppm, so that was a significant drop.

So spend some money, buy 20 cases of bottled water and store them in your house. Use the aqua fina for drinking. Buy a bunch of one gallon jugs of a cheap brand to use for flushing. Or if you have empty one gallon milk jugs, fill those with water and label them flushing water only.

Buy a sawyer water filter or a lifestraw water filter. Keep those in your kitchen drawer and drag them out if you have a situation like this. 

Tornado alley, winter storms, electricity goes out. Whatcha gonna do then? Pee on the floor?


Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Oberlin college may finally have to pay up

 Family-Owned Bakery Falsely Labeled Racist By Woke Ohio College Gets Major Win In Court

I am not certain I agree with the concept that oberlin college shouldn't have to pay any money to the bakery until the appeals court has ruled.

Seems to me that from the first verdict they should have to put all the money in escrow at least, until the appeals court rules or the supreme court or whatever it is.

And the fact that students and the college are still denigrating the bakery and telling people not to shop there is wrong. The ones doing that should be forced to stop that and then apologize. Publicly.

But the main problem in this is that the wimpy buttholes at oberlin  that are doing this have been raised to think doing this is okay. It is not.

Warren Zevon - Trouble & Lawyers, Guns and Money - David Letterman Sho...

A story that you may like to read.

Dirty Money 

I like to read, and I read a fair amount online.

The link above is to a short story/short novel that I am currently reading.

It is a well written story that I think you would enjoy.

This starts with a young man and his hot rod car in the 60's.

The part I am currently at is about the inflation we are currently having and what the main characters of the story are doing to combat the situation. 


Morning. Bleh.

 




Monday, August 29, 2022

This ***** is 12 kinds of a tyrant.

 Washington DC is Bringing Back Vaccine Mandates To Schools

This bitch will be the next democrat tyrant to be democrat nominee for president.

She fits all the categories. Black, woman, tyrant, politically correct, hates america first.

So, if you don't vaccinate, you can't participate. Even by remote learning.

So when will the jackbooted thug police be sent door to door to arrest the ones who will not vaccinate???

Just in time for Labor Day Weekend

 Feds Declare Regional Emergency For Midwest States After Oil Refinery Has ‘Unanticipated Shutdown’

Article said this refinery supplies about 25% of the areas refined oil.

That seems like a lot for one refinery. 

National security, one refinery fire, lose 25% of production. Easy peasy.

What's not to like if you are a democrat terrorist?

The fbi redacted this joke.

 A duck walks into a Dairy


A duck walks into a dairy and says

"Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!"

But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him.

He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed.

The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer.

The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips... heh heh heh


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Monday Morning Jokes

Best room in the hotel?

The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed.

"But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel."

"I insist on another room!!" said the drunk.

"Very good, sir. I`ll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk.

"Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."

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Learning About Democracy
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.
I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.


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Sunday, August 28, 2022

1500 to NYC and 7400 to DC? Just a drop in the bucket

  Texas governor accelerates busing of illegals from southern border to New York City

Heck, if I was an illegal coming in I would jump at the chance to get on a bus to NYC. Then jump off of it when it gets close to somewhere I want to be.

But I don't see how this miniscule amount of illegals being transported is helping the border cities down there at all.

The article says since shitstain biden took(and that is an appropriate word for it)office, 5 million illegals have come in. Where the hell they all staying? Who is feeding them? Housing them? What about all the extra ballots they gotta print now, who's gonna deliver them?

Those border towns don't have the hotel space for that many people, so you know they gotta be scattered all over hells creation by now.

Probly starting military training sites in the middle of bumfuck delaware.

Good Morning

 



I dislike nuclear power plants

 CONTINENT AT RISK

Natural disasters, human operator error, equipment failure.

Those are normally what we expect to happen in nuclear power plant failure scenarios.

But now we gotta add war to that list.

The stupid russians took over a ukrainian nuclear power plant and the stupid ukrainians have been shelling it.

I mean jesus h. christ! How stupid can you be?

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Remember These

 

First Amendment

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


Second Amendment

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.


Third Amendment

No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.


Fourth Amendment

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.


Fifth Amendment

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.


Sixth Amendment

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.


Seventh Amendment

In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.


Eighth Amendment

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.


Ninth Amendment

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.


10th Amendment

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.


Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Uvalde police chief is fired

 The last testimony at Wednesday’s hearing was from 10-year-old Caitlyne Gonzalez. “If law enforcement’s job is to protect and serve, why didn’t they protect and serve my friends and teachers on May 24?”


Prepping Question

 I have a question for you prepper types out there.

Has anyone bought and/or used the bread in a can?

Also, the canned butter and canned cheese?

I have been thinking of adding some of each to my preps, but before I do I would like to know if they are worth it? And they are expensive enough I prefer not to buy some to try out. 

So I am reaching out to you guys to see what you think.

Thank you for your help.






Good Morning

 




Tuesday, August 23, 2022

The Butthurt is strong with this one!

 They claim they are sanctuary cities — until the illegal migrants start flooding their city.

I'm laughin so hard I got tears from my eyes!

I am proud of Governor Abbot of Texas. This guy has some brass balls clangin around down there. 

Looks like d.c. mayor bowser done fucked around and found out Gov. Abbot ain't playin when it comes to illegal aliens.

It's all good as long as the illegals stay in Texas, but now they are coming to her city and she don't like it. She's trying to get the national guard to help her out, and they aren't having any of it.

Guess maybe she better think about her actions, and the consequences they have, from now on.


This is a goddamn good question.

 Barack Obama Has Missing Records. When Will the FBI Ransack His House?

That's a goddamn good question.

When are we going to see the hordes of fbi agents hanging around the gates of obama's place, with a full auto ar15 slung around his body, holding it at low ready with finger on the trigger like he's gonna light somebody up at any fucking second?

That black gray haired sonofabitch has got more classified records hid under his bed than President Trump did in his whole house.

What do you think is gonna happen when President Trump is re-elected in 2024? Do you think maybe, just maybe, he will be forced to play a little tit for tat about socalled classified records?

He's gonna have to he doesn't have a choice. This can't be let stand. When Donald Trump takes office in 2024 and he gets an attorney general, he has to ORDER that a.g. to arrest every one of the goddam sunzabitch doj people and fbi people involved in this treasonous affair.

Then he's gonna have to give them a fair trial, along with a fair public hanging.

Communication is important

 My wife had a procedure done today, which will hopefully make her chemotherapy infusions go smoother.

The nurses have been having a terrible time lately getting an I.V. started on her. They have been sticking her 6,7,8 times without success before they get one going. And this last time, they got the i.v. going but then it must have popped because the fluid starting going in under her skin. There was a bubble about 2 inches in diameter and 1 inch tall on her skin. Kinda looked like Mount Vesuvius.

So the doctor had some sort of a port placed. Went successfully, all is well, we just got home a few minutes ago. Main thing is she is cold, even in this weather. So she is in her chair wrapped up in a blanket.

My rant for today is about communication, or really the lack of it. Or maybe just about training, I don't know.

My thing for today is that the information dispensed by about 4 or 5 people was all different.  And it is a really minor thing, but it still bothers me a little bit.

When the lady called her yesterday to go over do's and don'ts and stuff, she told my wife I had to have a vaccination or covid test or I couldn't come into the hospital with her, couldn't go thru the door. And since I am not jabbed, and it was really too late to get a covid test, we said okay I will just stay in the car and wait.

Well, this morning we got there and the lady at the reception desk said "Go on in." Okay.

Get to the check in desk and the lady said, "You can go up to the area with your wife and wait, but when she goes into the back to get ready for the procedure you have to leave the hospital, you can't stay in the waiting room." Okay.

Get to the third floor waiting room and the nurse says, You can come back to stay with her when she gets her gown on and we get the i.v. started." Okay.

Go back and sit with her, and then they take her into the o.r. and the nurse says "you can wait in the waiting room."

So I'm confused. I can't go in, but then I can, but then they want me to leave, but then I can stay. 

Confusing, at least to me.

And on a side note about lack of communication, there was a guy in the bed next to her, all separated by those curtains they have on the rails. Anyway, I can hear the nurse talking to him about his medical history and meds and stuff,and i'm thinking "so much for privacy." And then she goes away and then she comes back and says, we have a problem. You have to reschedule your procedure. You were supposed to quit taking your meds 3 days prior to this and you did not. He said, the nurse from the hospital didn't say that, she told me i had to stop 24 hours prior. So now this guys all dressed out for the party, and he's got noplace to go party. 

Talk about lack of communication.

And then the thing with the phone numbers. Yesterday the lady on the phone asked my wife for phone numbers for her and for me. I listened to my wife give her the numbers, and they were, in fact, the correct phone numbers. While sitting with my wife waiting for the docs and nurses to do their thing, I am perusing the paperwork. Hold on what is this I see? Incorrect phone number for my wife. Okay they can fix that. Looking further I see they also have MY phone number incorrect. 

That would be a shock for someone when they call that number and say Hey you can come pick up your wife, and he says what she drunk again??

And another thing. I forget where in the course of events this happened, but I was told "when your wife is in recovery I will call you 10 minutes before you need to pick her up." Okay, sounds good.

At 8:45 I receive a call from the hospital, "hi we want you to come pick up your wife at 9:30." A full 45 minutes later, not 10 minutes. So, I'm thinkin dam, they really trying to be efficient I guess.

Anyway, i'm just being grouchy i guess cause i got up really early and only had about 3 good hours of sleep. 

But I think those people really need to get together and all be on the same page when they pass out information.

Monday, August 22, 2022

Unsealing the Affidavit

  Judge Formally Rejects DOJ Argument to Keep Trump Raid Affidavit Sealed

I wonder if there is enough ink in d.c. to do all the redacting they gonna do???


Maybe liz cheney will be the democrat nominee for 2024.

 Liz Cheney Says She’ll Support Dems In Races Against Some Republicans

Wonder why she just doesn't say it already?    I AM A DEMOCRAT!

She has zero republican creds. But I gotta admit, 99.99% of republicans don't have republican creds either.

What do I consider to be republican creds?

Smaller government, more freedom, fewer laws rules and regulations.

Probly a few more, but those cover everything, I think.

Good Morning!

 





Sunday, August 21, 2022

Did you hear about this crap???

 Fargo School Board Reinstates Pledge Of Allegiance After National Public Outcry

Did you hear about this shit? I missed it, didn't know anything about it until I just saw this article.

This is all about DIVERSITY. ALL HAIL DIVERSITY!!!

What goddamn country do these shitsuckin assholes think they are in? Bumfuck egypt? The pledge says One Nation, Under God. And that is what these shitstain sunzabitches are upset about.

Apparently one of the board members is from Sudan. Okay, that's fine. Why did she come to the united states. Because she had a great life in sudan and wanted to make her life worse? Or because the united states is STILL the LAND OF OPPORTUNITY? And she could make a better life HERE than in the third and fourth world shithole she came from??

This is SUPPOSED to be the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. And goddamnit everyone in this country should pledge allegiance to this country and to this flag. Whether you believe in Under God or not.

And if you don't want to pledge allegiance to THIS country, then go back to whatever fucking shithole country you come from.

Fuckin assholes.

War is Hell

 Chang: China Is Preparing To Go To War

If a nuke drops within a hundred miles of you, what are you going to do?

If you got a stocked up bomb shelter with adequate air filtration, get in it and wait it out.

I don't have one, nor access to one. I think I could probably pile dirt against my house to make a radiation barrier, but i'm pretty sure that ain't gonna happen.

So in my situation, about my only recourse would be to bug out. I'm pretty sure that ain't gonna happen neither. With as many people as we got around here, the roads would be blocked in 30 minutes or less.

Got a good geiger counter? Dosimeters? Amazons got em, with varying prices. Hell, even if i bought one, it has been since 1976 since I even thought about using one. Don't know if it would do me any good. 

Got potassium iodide tablets? I got some of those stocked up. If the warning signs get too bad, maybe we would start taking those.

If china comes at us, it will most likely be nukes. In my opinion, there is no way they could get a million screamin chinamen across the ocean without us knowing they're coming. Maybe a few weeks after the nukes they might try to invade.

Nukes are not a nice thing to think about. But maybe now is the time for us to start thinking about things like that. 

Can't hurt, and maybe it could help. Think about it.



Saturday, August 20, 2022

A joke for a Saturday afternoon.

 A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.


For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, “Up Nuts”, and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, “Down Nuts”, and they all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, “Cheer Nuts” They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, “Booooo Nuts” and they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress.

Finding his missing assistant, the doctor asked:” What in the world happened?”

The assistant replied: “Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, “PEANUTS!”


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And now with ever more to cause worry and confusion.

 Forget Covid and monkeypox - new 'tomato flu' can 'change colour of your limbs'

Now I think they're just makin shit up.


Holy Shit! If you gay don't mess around with monkeypox!!!

 And stay the hell away from me!!!

If the powers that be want to stop this monkeypox problem in its tracks, post this photo on every billboard in america.

Whoever this guy is has a bad case of monkeypox!



One more of the long list of reasons I don't fly.

 Boeing 737 Misses Descent After Pilots Reportedly Fell Asleep

Oh my. 

Sittin in the 7th row of the airplane, window seat, anxiously awaiting the time you can escape from this enclosed death trap, and you look at your watch to see how much longer and you are ten minutes past your landing time.

What do you do? Go all Karen on the stewardesses? Or suck it up and wait?

I would probably start screaming and then start beating on the sonofabitch behind me who kept accidentally? kicking my seat, and then beat on the person in front of me who had their seatback reclined into my lap.

I absolutely hate flying.  

And then find out the pilots who were there to SAFELY transport me halfway across the world were ASLEEP???

Holy Shit!

Good Saturday Afternoon

 




Drought

Latest Drought Updates For The United States 

If you look at the D4 exceptional drought area of california, I live about 1/3 of the way down the very dark red area, and about 1/2 way down from nevada, near fresno calif.

Seems like in the last 20 years or so we have been in a constant state of drought or near drought, with only one or two years having what could be called normal rainfall.

Looks like this is our "new normal".


Good Morning

 



Friday, August 19, 2022

If you don't want pushback, quit pushing us.

 MSNBC host after threats against the FBI: ‘The civil war is here’

This idiot woman thinks the civil war is here. She is so stupid I'm surprised she can even breathe.

If they don't want a civil war, or threats against the feebs, then they should quit breaking the law. They should quit riding roughshod over we the people.

We The People are getting pissed off. And we are starting to be vocal about it. But there are no acts of physical violence going on. Yet.

You people in d.c. and other governments, take heed. This country is based on law. When you have law, and people obey those laws, society succeeds. 

But when you have no law, such as the federal government not obeying its laws, and rules, then society starts to break down.

When governments start ignoring the law of the land and are bent on prosecuting ONE PERSON simply because they don't want him to be the President, then why should we the people obey ANY law???

Adios Boomers

I am one of millions of Boomers. 

This article was over at Grouchy Old Cripple.

The guy has a point I think. 

Thursday, August 18, 2022

The DOJ Now Admits The FBI Improperly Seized Trump’s Property.

 The feebs gonna return some of the property they stole.

Who gives a good goddamn if they are going to return property? Shouldn't have been seized in the first place. Isn't that a crime in and of itself???

None of this bullshit warrants a raid like this. Could have easily been handled. Sit down at a table. 6 lawyers on one side, 6 lawyers on the other, an unbiased judge in the middle. Hash it out. Turn over or keep whatever documents the judge says. End of story. Take about 6 hours to get 'er done.

But that doesn't fit their narrative of Orange Man Bad.

They have had ten days now to go over everything they took, whether it was improper or not. 

How many bugs did they plant in the place? And did they have the legal papers to do so? 

Hell, I know he likes the place, but if I was him I would never go back there. And Melania should give all of her clothes and jewelry away and get new. And have all of the new stuff checked for planted bugs.

Hell, if I was him I would find the nearest motel 6 and camp out there. They always leave the lights on. 

Fuck 'em.

Jesus H. Christ. We are really screwed.

You're saying that you are okay with a left wing conspiracy to prevent a sitting president from being re-elected. Absolutely, I am. 

I don't have a clue who this guy sam harris is.

But, as the old saying goes, when somebody tells you who they are, you better listen.

When these people are so unafraid that they will willingly sit on camera and tell you they committed fraud to prevent Donald Trump from being elected, we are really terribly screwed.

As far as I am concerned, the only option we have left is the bullet box.

Happy Thursday

 





Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Some early evening terrible jokes.

 I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.  But unfortunately none of them seem to work.

I've been trying to come up with good jokes about airplanes, but I can't get any of  'em to land correctly.

I started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

Did you know that carrots make great detectives?  They always get to the root of the problem.



 



Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Arizona Governor Finally Takes Action

 Arizona Stacks Shipping Containers With Razor Wire On Southern Border Wall To Stop Biden’s Invasion – Border Gap Near Yuma CLOSED

I wonder how soon slow joe and his doj take arizona to court for doing something the federal government should be doing.

I know less than zero about doug ducey and arizona. But I wonder if he would be doing this if Kari Lake wasn't making tsunamis with her campaign for governor.

What the hell took so long for arizona to close a portion of the border that was wide open?

I know why joe and the hoe didn't. 


Liz Cheney

REMINDER: CNN Learns Wyoming Voters Hate Turncoat Liz Cheney as Much at Rest of the Country 

They said repubs outnumber dems in wyoming 4 to 1. 


Several daily high temperature records are expected to be either tied or broken on Wednesday throughout central/northern California, Idaho, Oregon, and Washington

 Short Range Forecast Discussion

NWS Weather Prediction Center College Park MD 349 PM EDT Tue Aug 16 2022 Valid 00Z Wed Aug 17 2022 - 00Z Fri Aug 19 2022 ...Heavy rain and flash flooding possible across the Southwest and Southern Rockies through at least the end of the week... ...Showers and thunderstorms near a slow-moving frontal boundary to produce locally heavy rain over the Middle/Lower Mississippi Valley tonight into the Deep South on Wednesday and Thursday... ...Dangerous heat and humidity across eastern Texas and the Gulf Coast to mostly dissipate by Thursday, while record-breaking heat builds into the Pacific Northwest... The threat for flash flooding is expected to continue across the southwestern U.S. and into the southern/central Rockies over the next several days as the summer monsoon persists through mid-August. An approaching cold front stretching towards the central Rockies from the southern Plains will help focus additional rounds of thunderstorms across the high terrain of southern Colorado and northern New Mexico into Wednesday. Flash Flood Watches have been issued in order to further highlight the concern. For the Southwest, widespread anomalous atmospheric moisture content remains entrenched over the region and will allow for developing thunderstorms to contain heavy rainfall rates. Overall, impacts through Thursday are expected to be localized and occur underneath isolated downpours. The greatest risk for more scattered flash flooding extends along the U.S.-Mexico border from southern Arizona to far West Texas. An influx of additional moisture associated with a low pressure system, which originated across the western Gulf of Mexico last weekend, will aid in numerous thunderstorms across this region on Wednesday and Thursday. A Slight Risk (level 2/4) of Excessive Rainfall has been issued. The other area at risk for flash flooding over the next few days is along and near a stationary boundary draped from the Southeast to the southern Plains. Numerous showers and thunderstorms are likely to the north of this boundary from southern Missouri to northern Arkansas tonight, which could add up to a few inches of rain and scattered flash flooding. By Wednesday and Thursday, the threat of locally intense rainfall rates should expand along the aforementioned boundary and stretch from the Lower Mississippi Valley to the coastal Carolinas. Some spots within this area could receive several inches of rainfall, leading to localized flooding concerns. Additionally, a few storms will have the potential to strengthen and produce frequent lightning along with isolated damaging wind gusts. Elsewhere, scattered thunderstorms are possible across the northern Plains and Upper Midwest through Thursday. A few storms could turn severe and produce damaging wind gusts and large hail through tonight. For New England, a developing coastal storm is forecast to swing northward into the Gulf of Maine on Wednesday. Moderate-to-locally heavy rain is possible from eastern Massachusetts to northern Maine beginning late tonight, with most rainfall characterized as beneficial for the drought-stricken regions. Gusty winds along coastal sections of New England are also expected, which has prompted High Surf and Wind Advisories to issued for much of Cape Cod and eastern Massachusetts. A few more days of dangerous heat is in store for parts of Texas and the Gulf Coast before the approaching frontal boundary offers additional cloud cover and cooler temperatures. Highs on Wednesday are still anticipated to reach the triple digits throughout central/eastern Texas and northern Louisiana, with humidity causing heat indices to near 110 degrees. By Thursday, the above average and oppressive temperatures are forecast to shrink and consolidate to south-central Texas and the middle/upper Texas Gulf Coast. The most anomalous and potentially record-breaking heat shifts into the Northwest through the end of this week as upper-level ridging builds over the regions. Highs are forecast to soar into the upper 90s and triple digits from central California to the northern Great Basin. This equates to high temperatures around 10-20 degrees above average compared normal mid-August conditions. Several daily high temperature records are expected to be either tied or broken on Wednesday throughout central/northern California, Idaho, Oregon, and Washington, with additional records possible on Thursday. Excessive Heat Warnings and Heat Advisories have been issued along the western United States. For the rest of the Nation, comfortable below average to near average temperatures are anticipated. Snell Graphics are available at https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/basicwx/basicwx_ndfd.php

Good Morning

 





Monday, August 15, 2022

FBI Crooks are scared. Maybe.

FBI Erects Baracades Around Headquarters Building in DC 

These people are dumbfucks. Do they really think a chain link fence would stop a determined force from breaching their office?

Please. A michigan marshmallow could roll thru those.

Pic from Eaton Rapids Joe.

And what sane person is gonna come up on this place after seeing the bullshit the peaceful protesters of jan. 6 are going thru. More than the peaceful protesters of antifa and blm.

The American people are pissed, and rightfully so. It is about time the feds realized this fact.

Good Morning

 




Fusion Reaction

Breakthrough: Ignition confirmed at California fusion reactor 

They think in about 50 years this might be working. 

I say if they keep this up, in 50 years the earth will be a new sun.

Fusion reaction is hotter than the sun, and cannot be contained, except by a magnetic containment. What happens when that containment fails? And how do you generate one large enough to be useful?

Does the reaction stop all by itself? Or does it keep going and consume the earth, and then the nearest planets, and then merges with the sun to become a mega sun?

I know, fear porn. But sometimes I think mankind should let well enough alone, and just let us live our lives. As we want to and not as they want us to.

Wait, isn't that what the United States is supposed to be about?



Monday Semi Jokes

 My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.  Not only was I shocked, I was appalled and dismayed.

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't know he knew how to bowl.


How To Install A Southern Home Security System (From Modern Survival Blog)

Southern Home Security | Step 1

Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 – 16 men’s work boots.

Southern Home Security | Step 2

Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

Southern Home Security | Step 3

Put four GIANT dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

Southern Home Security | Step 4

Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter


Sunday, August 14, 2022

Porky Pig

A Porky Pig Short 


FBI on high alert after threats of violence against law enforcement in w...


Well, I guess when you fuck around you shouldn't be surprised when you find out.

People in America are starting to find their testicular fortitude. And the feds don't like it.


Bought some stuff today.

 




See those two bags? Those two bags, with not really all that much stuff in them, represents a $94 purchase at walmart.

Two packages of underwear, bras, about 7 things of yarn, a small slingshot, and a soda.  A few craft items. $94.00

This is crazy. On the way home we passed by an EZ Trip gas station in madera. Selling 87 octane regular gas at $4.33 per gallon. There were at least 30 cars in line. The other 2 gas stations were at $4.87 per gallon. 

About three miles down the road another EZ Trip station selling 87 octane regular gas at $4.72 per gallon.

In june those prices were $6.39 per gallon. How does inflation cause gas prices to go down? Someone is manipulating the hell out of things.

Being on a fixed income, it is hard to buy as much as I want to and used to buy. But this 0% inflation of slow joe is starting to really hit me hard.