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Sunday, July 31, 2022

It's time to ban free speech by democrats

 Here Are The RINOs Who Voted To Ban ‘Assault’ Weapons

I think that what? 90% or more of mass shootings have been done by democrats.

So if we apply their logic, how about if we ban free speech for democrats?

I mean, democrats using free speech to hate on republicans and freedom is what is causing these mass shooters to mass shoot, isn't it?

Democrats are using free speech to promote hate. Just look at any house or senate hearing and you will see that.

I thought there were laws against hate speech. But I guess not for democrats.

That idiot maxipad waters used free speech to call for violence on republicans when they went out to eat. That idiot hakeem jeffries says maga republicans are evil. 

Why do they get to call for violence on people like me?

Anxiety Police, 2022

 Man Arrested For “Causing Anxiety” On Facebook

What can be said about something this effing stupid?

This happened in u.k. but it could happen here at anytime.

This used to be a freedom loving country but democrats have ruined it.


 




Friday, July 29, 2022

Republicans can filibuster the bill, and Democrats will need to convince ten Republicans to cross the aisle.

 Assault Weapons Ban of 2022 Passes The House

Three democrats. All that was needed was 3 democrats to vote for America.

They ignored the constitution.

They ignored supreme court rulings.

They ignored commonsense.

Now the bill goes to the senate where supposedly they need 10 republicans to vote against America with the democrats.

Lets see, that's what? Filibuster? Need 60 votes? Now that these cocksuckers can see the light at the end of the tunnel what's to stop these bitches from using what  they call the nuclear option and get rid of the 60 vote thing?

Godalmighty these boys are pushing hard to become fertilizer for the garden.

Holy Moly Lose Your Mindopoly


This sonofabitch is calling people like me, and possibly people like you, dear reader, extremist.

I, and people like me, are not extreme. What we are,is normal. Unlike this democrat sumbitch and his cronies, we just want to be normal people. Go about our lives, plant gardens, wash dishes, let babies live, you know, normal.

And the (former)united states will just have to grin and bear it.

 Using State Run Media China Threatens to Assassinate Nancy Pelosi if She Follows Through and Visits Taiwan

And this note to all you democrats out there, whether you voted for joe and the hoe or not, you are to blame: Yeah, well, I hope you die.

If china shoots down idiot pelosi's plane it won't matter, there will be no problem, because we as a country won't respond appropriately or otherwise. 

Dinkum joe is too weak and there is not enough adderal to help him respond to something of that nature.

Since sniffer joe and fuckface the hoe took office, this country has become an emasculated woke soccer player, too afraid to offend to kick a few balls.

November of 2024 can't come soon enough if we are to have ANY hope of voting our way out of this.

And yes I know, that it is probably too late for the ballot box. 

 



Thursday, July 28, 2022

Well, this is just pure bullshit.

 ‘Massive’ Chinese rocket debris to crash land in US this weekend

Well fuck that. I don't want to be sitting here perusing the net and have some piece of chinese crap fall down and bash me in the head.

Hell, that happens, who ya gonna call about that? 

Maybe if it crashes in my yard I will take a couple pics and post them and ask you guys to share the hell out of em. You know, before karinne pierre figures out how to spin the questions.

This is Great.

 Mayor Bowser calls for National Guard to deal with migrants, citing the 'volume of arrivals' (Update)

 



Wednesday, July 27, 2022

 


Oil and Gas Leases

 Their message to European and American activists was a simple one. ‘It’s not our job to save the planet for you.’

Words of wisdom coming from congo in africa.

I can see these environment assholes spitting out their chardonnay in 3,2,1...

Everybody needs money. The congo understands this. 

An Updated Older Joke

 Joke found at Grouchy Old Cripple

Joke Of The Week

Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million
dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million
dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump
got to call the USA so cheaply.

The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Biden took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”




Gas Prices

 What are gas prices doing in your AO??

Yesterday the wife and I made a 25 mile one way trip to the nearest dump to get rid of a 35 year old lazy boy recliner that was all used up. Hated to do it, but it was time as we already have a replacement.

On the way my wife was noticing gas prices. $4.79 at one, $4.59 at another. And that was the trend. Except at one chevron she saw $5.29. These are for 87 octane gas.

I think we passed by about 5 or maybe 6 stations, and they were all under 5 bucks except the chevron. Even the shell station was under 5, although not by much.

It just seems strange. Not too long ago the damn stuff was almost 7 bucks a gallon, and just a little over a month later in the middle of summer when prices traditionally skyrocket the prices are going down? I don't think so Tim. Something is going on.

What happened? Did they get the pricing to that magical point they thought people were ready to take up pitchforks and then stopped raising prices?

Truth

 Found at The View From Lady Lake




Hypothetical My Ass

 Experts make case for AR-15: Only defense in civil war

The link above is found at Weasel Zippers

Hypothetical breakdown of civilization my ass. Ain't no hypothetical to it, we already broke down.

These dumasses in government don't get it at all about ar15's. Or ak47's or any other semiauto rifle available.

When you are home, whether you are alone or not, if some sonofabitch comes to your home to do you harm, which would you rather have? A 38 revolver with 5 rounds and a box of 20 by your bed? 

Or an ar15 with normal capacity magazine and several others sitting there ready to unleash the deterrence power of about 30 5.56 or 7.62 rounds toward what may be multiple assailants?

China and Russia??

 War Games? With all the real war going on??

That's gotta be some kind of love/hate relationship there.

Just hope they don't band together to take back Alaska.

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Except this one asshole frrom new york back in 1987...

 Ordering Steaks in Texas

Another Biker Joke

 A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do the work while he waited, and so, since he didn't live far from the shop, he decided to walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped at the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he had a problem... How to carry his entire purchases home.
The feed store owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" said the biker, and out the door he went.
In the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost, and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane.
The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane." We can take a short cut down this alley and be there in no time".
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in Hell could I possibly hold you up against a wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."



Read more on page: http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-A-biker-stopped-by-the-local-H/2016101717

I didn't know Matt Gaetz had the cojones to say this.

 

Matt Gaetz says it out loud. 

He just said what many of us are thinking. Shame on him. Mean man, offensive words. We're gonna make signs and protest you.


Problems

 Blogger is messing with me this morning, won't let me reply to comments. 

Hopefully later it will.

Monday, July 25, 2022

It's Hot Still


 

Joke of the Day

 


Old Biker Joke of the Week
#9817 "Chuckie goes to the theater"
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes."
"I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer un-zipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age it isn't anything we haven't seen before."
"Yes," said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn!"