Saturday, December 30, 2023

This is Insane.

So, you need a motorhome do you?? 

Well, check this out.

And I thought the price of cars was outrageous.

Nobody but a complete dumbass would think google is not tracking you.

 That being said where is my settlement check for $5000????

Google Agrees to Settle $5 Billion Class Action Lawsuit Over Tracking Users in ‘Incognito’ Mode

I have seen incognito mode before. Supposedly they do not keep records of sites you visit.

If you believe that could I interest you in purchasing the Bay Bridge? For a mere $100,000??

Googley is collecting millions billions and trillions of data bytes on you me and saint augustine. And if ole goverment says hey I want that they willingly turn it over. No matter if they say they do not, they absolutely do.

So if you don't want someone watching over your shoulder while you surf the web, don't surf the web. Because everything we do on the web is actively monitored.

Been Raining Here, So Have Some Rod Stewart

My rant for today.

Link found at It Ain't Holy Water

Could States Banning Presidential Candidates Lead to America’s Collapse? 

Why Yes, Yes It Could. And is already deepening a divide in this country that is pretty damn deep already.

I predict the November 2024 election will bring about the violence that is inevitable at this point.

Don't worry about the whys and wherefores of it, it is coming down the pike. Accelerating steadily.

What to do?

If you want your family to live then start preparing. Load up on ammo. Max out your credit cards if you have to, but buy ammo. You're gonna need it. And clean your weapons. Oil them up, sharpen them, make sure they work. You're gonna need em.

Beans, bullets, bandaids. Water purification. Underground railroads. You're gonna need em.

I predict November 2024 is the end of our once great country. I hope I am wrong. But right now this country needs to be burnt to the ground so we rise up out of the ashes and be the great country we used to be. 

Thursday, December 28, 2023

Jack Daniels



Wind Energy

I don't know what to think about this article. What Say you? 

From the article it appears that the mineral rights to the land in question belonged to the indians.

Why then did it take so long to recognize that ownership?

I am not against wind energy, I am not for wind energy. But I am against taking something that is not yours. 

I believe most of you know I have a small solar system on my home. I have recently thought about supplementing that with a small wind generator that would fit on my roof.

Do any of you out there do this? If you do would you share your experience with me?

Thursday's Memes

 Images Gleefully Stolen from 90 Miles

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Holy Shit. I haven't fully woke up yet.

 I'm just barely into my second cup of coffee and I'm groggy as hell. Traipse on over to It Ain't Holy Water and he has this pic over there:

Holy Shit! That's a lot to wake up to. I look closer at the pic and see the top looks like a name. So I did a search on the brave search thingy and I find this web page:Actually Foods is on a mission to renew Canadians’ relationship with “healthy” food.

Holy Shit! Crickets ain't food people, they is fish bait.

Tuesday, December 26, 2023

When you have no values, you swat people.

Chickenshit democrats at it again. Swatting Conservatives. Even CatTurd got hit. 

If law enforcement doesn't do something about this type of thing somebody's gonna get killed.

Maybe it is time for a behind the scenes figure to organize a national hit squad to take care of shit like this.

Get a squad of cyber forensics to track down who did it. Have a squad of Army Rangers on call to go remove these people. 

Publicize the hell out of it. Put video online. Problem Solved.

Thursday, December 21, 2023

This is how it works.


Lets take biden off the ballot because of treason for his lack of stopping the border crisis.

 THOUSANDS of Military-Age Men From India, Middle East and Africa Invade Eagle Pass and Lukeville

Military age men?? Huh. Wonder what they are doing here.

Folks, the democrats are stupid as all hell. They are actively bringing an army to our shores to annihilate us. 

Do the dums not know they will be annihilated also.

These people are not going to get a job and send some money home to mama. They are being clothed fed and armed by soros, clinton, gates, bezos obama etc. etc. etc.

Don't worry about bugging out when the shtf cause these goat fucking pig dick sucking assholes are EVERYWHERE.

I'm gonna stay here. Till the food runs out anyway. Then I'm gonna do like Hal Moore did in vietnam and fix bayonets.

Best Description of democrats Ever


Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Do you think we will have an election or a big ass civil war???

 Democrats' Anti-Trump Ballot Stunt Isn't Going As Planned

I wish I was eloquent. I have a hard time expressing my thoughts in a coherent manner. So what happens is I go from zero to pissed off in about a half millisecond. And then my brain goes blank and I can't say what I would like to say. Kind of like this:

This whole thing with President Trump is just completely baffling. Are these people REALLY this scared of him?

Did he forget to pay them their vig?

What is the deal?

Is he truly the savior of us all? Is he the outsider who says what he means and means what he says and is really and truly one of us?? 

Well, it would appear that is the case. Donald Trump is the only person in my lifetime who has fought for my family and me. 

All the others have been assholes.

Wednesday Memes


Huh. Who Would Have Thought That?

This?? This is who the left wants to run for prez in 24??

 This guy should be in an old folks rest home. This guy is like a roast, stick a fork in him.

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

What a Bunch of Bullshit.

Oh for fucks sake! This is election interference at the highest level! Jesus H Fuckin Christ.


Looks like Minnesota has become Minnesotastan

 The conquest of Minnesotastan

This is pure bullshit. Changing a flag. Why? Cause it's got a white farmer on it. Oh, and a gun.

America is doomed. Why? Because democrats, that's why. 

Here is my because: BFYTW.

This guy seems to be talkin the talk.


A little rain here last night, so have some memes.


Best Uber Ride Ever


It is too late for America to Recover.

 MASS OF THOUSANDS of Illegal Aliens Wait to Be Processed at Eagle Pass – Like Nothing You’ve Ever Seen

I think it is too late for America to recover from obiden and crew. They have succeeded in lulling into complacence over half of this once great country.

I say once great because at one time we were great. We had immigrants from other countries come here because they wanted a better way of life, they wanted OUR way of life.

Not anymore. They come here expecting handouts of all sorts, knowing that the idiot democrats won't let any harm come to them.

The only way to stop this is to use violent physical force. Force from our army, navy, and marines. State militias. The only way to stop this is to round them all up and force them to go home.

Go Home. Your country that you came from.

We don't want you here destroying our country.

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Todays Memes

 I tried, operative word being tried, to install Microsoft Works Suite 2003 last night. Won't let me activate Microsoft Word unless I give them my name serial number address number of parrots I own etc. etc. And I have the Product Key. Which I typed in. What a bunch of BS. It did install Works though.

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Another one I found on an old floppy disc.

   Subject:  Bad Day Remedy

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just

need to take it out on someone!!!  Don't take that bad day out on

someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know!!!

Now get this.  I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone

call I had to make.  I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?"

I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and could I please speak

to Robin Carter?"

Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me!  I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude.  I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her.  She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly.  After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk.  I decided to call it again.  When the same person once more answered, I yelled "You're a jackass!" and hung up.

Next to his phone number I wrote the word "jackass," and put it in

my desk drawer.  Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or

had a really bad day, I'd call him up.  He'd answer, and then I'd yell,"You're a jackass!"  It would always cheer me up.  Later in the

year the phone company introduced caller ID.  This was a real

disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the jackass.

Then one day I had an idea.  I dialed his number, then heard his

voice, "Hello."

I made up a name.  "Hi.  This is the sales office of the telephone

 company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our

caller ID program?"

He went, "No!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said,  "That's because you're a jackass!"

The reason I took the time to tell you this story, is to show you

how if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do

something about it.  Just dial 823-4863

[Keep reading, it gets better.]

The old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking space.  I didn't think she was ever going to leave.  Finally, her car began to move and she started to very slowly back out of the slot.  I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull out.  Great, I thought, she's finally leaving.  All of a sudden this black Camaro come flying up the parking isle in the wrong direction and pulls into her space.

I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't just do that, Buddy.  I was here first!"

The guy climbed out of his Camaro completely ignoring me.  He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me.  I thought to myself, this guy's a jackass, there sure are a lot of jackasses in this world.  I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back window of his car.

I wrote down the number.  Then I hunted for another place to park.

A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk.  I had just

gotten off the phone after calling 823-4863 and yelling, "You're

jackass!"  (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number

on speed dial.)

I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying

on my desk and thought I'd better call this guy, too.

After a couple rings someone answered the phone and said, "Hello."

I said, "Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th street.  It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front."

I said, "What's your name?"

"My name is Don Hansen."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home in the evenings."

"Listen Don, can I tell you something?"


"Don, you're a jackass!" And I slammed the phone down.

After I hung up I added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialer.

For a while things seemed to be going better for me.  Now when I had a problem I had two jackasses to call.  Then after several months of calling the jackasses and hanging up on them, it just wasn't as

enjoyable as it used to be.  I gave the problem some serious thought

and came up with a solution.

First, I had my phone dial Jackass #1.  A man answered nicely saying,

"Hello." I yelled "You're a jackass!", but I didn't hang up.

The jackass said, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah."

He said, "Stop calling me."

I said, "No."

 He said, "What's your name, Pal?"

I said, "Don Hansen."

 He said "Where do you live?"

"1802 West 34th Street.  It's a yellow house and my black Camaro's

parked out front."

"I'm coming over right now, Don.  You'd better start saying your


"Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!" and I hung up.

Then I called Jackass #2.

He answered, "Hello."

I said, "Hello, Jackass!"

He said, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?

"I'll kick your butt."

 "Well, here's your chance.  I'm coming over right now Jackass!"

And I hung up.

Then I picked up the phone and called the police.  I told them I

was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay

lover as soon as he got home.

Another quick call to Channel 13 about the gang war going on down

W. 34th Street.  After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing.


If you want to watch two Jackasses kicking the crap out of each

other in front of 6 squad cars and a police helicopter, I taped it

off the evening news.

Sarcastic Remarks to Get You Thru the Day

 Sarcastic Remarks to Get You Through The Day---Cut and paste, the formatting is what it is.

>               1. And your crybaby whiny opinion

> would be...?

>               2. Do I look like a people person?

>               3. This isn't an office. It's Hell

> with fluorescent lighting.

>               4. I started out with nothing & still

> have most of it left.

>               5. I pretend to work. They pretend to

> pay me.

>               6. Sarcasm is just one more service we

> offer.

>               7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?


>               8. You!... Off my planet!

>               9. If I want to hear the pitter patter

> of little feet, I'll put

> shoes on my cats.

>              10. Does your train of thought have a

> caboose?

>              11. Errors have been made. Others will

> be blamed.

>              12. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

>              13. Allow me to introduce my selves.

>              14. Whatever kind of look you were

> going for, you missed.

>              15. Suburbia: where they tear out the

> trees and then name

> streets after

>                    them.

>              16. Well, this day was a total waste of

> makeup.

>              17. See no evil, hear no evil, date no

> evil.

>              18. I have a computer, a remote

> control, and pizza delivery.

> Why should I

>                    leave the house?

>              19. Not all men [women] are annoying.

> Some are dead.

>              20. Did I mention the kick in the groin

> you'll be receiving if

> you touch me?

>              21. A woman's favorite position is CEO.


>              22. I'm trying to imagine you with a

> personality.

>              23. A cubicle is just a padded cell

> without a door.

>              24. Stress is when you wake up

> screaming and you realize you

> haven't

>                    fallen asleep yet.

>              25. Can I trade this job for what's

> behind door #1?

>              26. I thought I wanted a career, turns

> out I just wanted

> paychecks.

>              27. Too many freaks, not enough

> circuses.

>              28. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in

> it?

>              29. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work

> here is done.

>              30. I plead contemporary insanity.

>              31. And which dwarf are you?

>              32. How do I set a laser printer to

> stun?

>              33. Meandering to a different drummer.

>              34. I majored in liberal arts. Will

> that be for here or to go?

So who wants an electric car?

 If an electric car can catch on fire and not be able to be extinguished, why would I buy one? If I knew that information?

Gas cars can easily catch fire. But at least they can be put out.

I have heard, secondhand, of engine fires that were put out by simply grabbing dirt from the side of the road and covering the fire. Couldn't tell you if that is true, but it sounds true.

Remote Start Truck

 Listen to what the lady says at the end.

There is no way she actually did this. Is There?