Vandalism

 Some asswipe broke my grandsons car window

My grandson went to the hardware store for some bolts and nuts.

Then some asswipe decides to break his car window. 

We think the guy is one my grandson caught shoplifting at the auto parts store my grandson works at.

He filed a police report. He got the surveillance video from the store. Then he emailed KMPH 26 TV station in fresno and i be doggone if they didn't do a news story on it.

The deductible on his insurance policy is more than the cost of repair, so he went to pic a part auto wrecking today and got a window plus some other parts and pieces and fixed it himself.

I am glad he is self sufficient. I supervised.

Don't mess with this grouchy old fucker.

 Sent in by Johno:

Are you taking my picture?

Democrats are as Stupid as They Look

 New York Young Republican Club Issues Statement Responding to Trump Indictment — ‘This is Total War’

The ignorant bastards indicted President Trump, no one knows what the charge is yet.

If socalled republicans don't stand up in front of tv cameras about this 24/7 they will never get re-elected. Well, I take that back. They probaby will. 

Maybe they will go harrumph harrumph and get something done.

Democrats want to take away your right to bear arms.

Far-Left Rep. Bowman Screams ‘Cowards,’ ‘Gutless’ At Republicans About Guns. Massie Calmly Points One Thing Out. 

This is absolutely predictable. Another shooting, another cry to take away your guns.

Democrats say guns are dangerous. Absolutely they are, that's why you have to treat guns with respect, and use them properly. 

Democrats say weapons of war should not be allowed on our street. I say why not? Free speech is a weapon of war, how about we ban free speech? Especially for democrats.

I say we take away all democrats ability to talk or write. Ban their computers, cell phone,  and voice boxes. Remove their hands. 

That would go a long way to make this country safer.

Good morning

 

How much brain power has been destroyed here?

Buncha stupid kneegrows shooting each other in the foot 

Before watching make sure to unmute the sound. 

This was sent to me by Johno. Thank you Johno.

I tell ya, I don't now how these people continue to be relevant.

No one should have to get punched in the balls in order to go thru airport security.

 Trans woman got punched in the balls

That is a headline I expected to see a long time ago. Surprised it took this long to happen.

I don't know, and don't care, what goes thru trans peoples minds. But they gotta know normal people don't put up with their shit.

Tip for Today

 

 

Good Morning

 

 

Fuck Mike Miller

 Jordan Peterson Analyzes Donald Trump's Mental Health, Shocks Piers Morgan Into Middle of Next Week

The author of this article, Mike Miller, is an ignorant cocksucker.

He derides President Trump. He is an ignorant cocksucker.

President Trump says what he means and means, and does, what he says. That is something this country has needed for a long time. Maybe since about the early 1800's.

As for being divisive, that is what happens when you say and do what you mean. The media and the republicrats hate that.

So in my book,it's  President Trump in 2024.

Morning

 

Garage Organization at Its Finest

This video is found at You Will Shoot Your Eye Out.

I will pass on the laxative.

 I don't think so tim. This is along the lines of never trust a fart.

Good Morning

 I stole this from Delusions of Adequacy

Pokey the Bear???

 Washed-Up Actor Billy Baldwin: Any Uprising Over Trump’s Arrest ‘Will Be Over in Two Ashli Babbitts’

Pokin the bear a little bit? Fuck this guy. He is not good enough to shine President Trump's balls let alone his shoes.

I have said for years it is time to start killin democrats.

Maybe that will start next Tuesday. Maybe.

Good Evening

 

Fishing

 I have not been fishing in a very long time. I am contemplating doing so now.

I have not had a fishing license here in california for at least 10 years. So I decided if I am going to go fishing, I should get a license. 

In years past a fishing person was required to display your license somewhere on your person so that it was clearly visible. To the fish police I suppose.

So I wanted to look up that trequirement and I was surprised that it took about 30 minutes of my time before I found a website that answered that question. Here is that website: California Fishing License: The Complete Guide

And the answer is no, it does not have to be displayed any longer. That is good, that was a stupid requirement.

So now I have to retrieve my fishing equipment from my old house. I will have to reacquaint myself with the usage of the rods and reels.

Hopefully it will be like riding a bike, you never truly forget how.

Is This True?

 Trump To Be Arrested Next Week?

I am at a loss for words.

They can't be this stupid, can they?

Exposed to the Corona Virus

 

Hell of an Idea.

 

Too True

 Or in my case at 10:37 AM. I have become very lazy. It also doesn't help I get up to go pee 4 or 5 times a night. And sometimes I stay up for 4 or 5 hours in the middle of the night.

Holy Crap.Don't buy a car from carmax.

 

Well sonuva...dang it!!

 Daylight Time Change

With everything going on here at my place, I didn't realize DST was upon us.

Stupid time change.

An interesting article about a submarine

 What Killed the Thresher?

Article is found at Hotair

I was in the nuclear navy. And I can say without embarrassment there was no way in hell I was going to serve on a submarine.

The men who did have my great respect. I feel like they gotta have 3 pound brass ones hanging down there.

But that was  not for me. I served on an aircraft carrier for 4 years, that was good enough for me.

Can you imagine the feeling you gotta have to hear the words "exceeding test depth?" That would scare the everlovin shit outta me.

One of the instructors at my training station told us that they used to string a wire or string between bulkheads on the sub, and when they dived the string would slowly droop as the hull was squeezed.

Uh Uh, not for me.

I wonder what government official required more bribe money?

Wells Fargo Says “Technical Issue” Causing Customers to See Missing Deposits in Their Accounts 

I simply detest modern technology when it is applied to banking. Seems to me that it would be so easy for someone to hack computers and do this very thing. No matter how much protection is in place.

Or even add a small amount to their account every few days. 

Hmm. How long does it take to become a hacker??

Well, Shit Fire and Save Matches

Update: I found a 4th link. This is an update.

The Bank Run Genie Is Out Of The Bottle 

Silicon Valley Bank Swiftly Collapses After Tech Startups Flee

Silvergate Bank Collapses

Cops Called to Silicon Valley Bank Manhattan Branch After Group of Investors Try to Pull Out Cash

This can't be good. Apparently a few banks are starting to crack at the seams and go all bollywonkers. Or is it wolly's gonna bonk her.

2 bank failures in 2 days is not an auspicious way to start the month.

Don't know if this is a portent of the future, but just in case maybe we better start battening down some hatches.

Don't know if this is real, but it is real funny.

 

D

Good Morning

 

Hell, we did more than that.

 Yes, Kids Really Would Drink Water Directly From A Garden Hose In The Old Days…

Drinking water out of a hose. So what. People these days are idiots.

Hoses are some type of plastic. These days the plumbing in your house is some type of plastic. I don't think copper or galvanized pipe is used anymore in new construction. I think it's all that pex pipe shit.

When I had my house replumbed that's what was used. Vastly cheaper than trying to do copper or galvanized. Holy crap I hate to think what that cost would have been. Pex was expensive enough. And don't let anybody tell you pex pipe doesn't leave a taste in the water. It does. I have to run my water from the faucet for at least 30 seconds to remove the taste. Didn't have to do that when my pipes were galvanized.

When I was a kid, and even now as an adult, I drank from the garden hose. I stayed outside almost all the time, and it got hot. Didn't want to take the time to go inside and get a drink. If I did my mom would put me to work doing something. Not for me.

We did a lot more than drink water from a hose. We played. We biked. We swam(well, I didn't swim). 

As teenagers we played footsies and maybe even had a little naked fun in the backseat of the car. 

People today are pussies. I guess that white privilege got to em.

Who is Vivek Ramaswamy?

GOP Presidential Candidate Vivek Ramaswamy Wants to Fire ‘At Least Half the Federal Workforce’ 

I don't have a clue who this vivek ramaswamy is. If I have heard of him before I have forgotten it.

Based on this article, he talks the good talk.  If he has the nerve to say this in public I would consider voting for him.

He is correct in that AT LEAST half of the federal workforce should be eliminated. He is incorrect when he says the fbi should be eliminated but then replaced with something.

As corrupt as the fbi is it should be killed, buried, burned at the stake, never to see the light of day again. My opinion.

Maybe the fbi has done some good in the past. Not no more folks.

Dept. of Education. I don't know why we have one. That should be left to local folks. Shouldn't even have a state dept. of education. That should be left to local folks.

And local boards of education might oughta start getting rotten tomatoes thrown at them. Maybe tar and feathers. Get the message across to start back to teaching kids instead of indoctrinating them.

I just imagine most federal agencies would benefit from a reduction in workforce. 

Well. The agencies might not benefit, but we sure as hell would.

Some funnies for today

 

Internet

 My phone that I have been using the mobile hotspot is on my daughters phone plan, or service, whatever you call it.

I have been using it sparingly because I didn't want to go over the limit of data usage.

My daughter told me not to worry about it because we had unlimited high speed data on the plan.

So I started surfing the web looking for post material. Lo and behold I get a text on my phone that says I have used 80% of my data and when it reaches 100% they will LOWER my data speed to some number. 

Sent that to my daughter and she showed me where it is supposed to be unlimited. 

So I am back to slowrolling on the posting. Please bear with me. I will be trying an internet provider shortly I hope.

In the meantime, simply lay back and think of Mother England as you are screwed by our government.

Truth for today

 

And She Paid Money for This???

 

 

This had to be a weird marriage.

 Kellyanne Conway and George Conway to divorce after 22 years of marriage

When I first heard of Kellyanne Conway I thought What a Gal!

She was the kind of Republican I had always dreamed of.

And when I found out what she was married to my first thought was WTF?

How can someone like her be married to someone like him?

Kind of like ole snakehead carville and that nice lady he is married to, ole whatsername.

I have often wondered about the topics of conversation at dinner for couples like that. Oh, did you see the article about? Oh dear lets keep work away from home. Okay did you see joe biden is dumb as a stump? Dear lets keep work away from home. Okay dear but thats not work it's fun and it's the truth.

I think I will try this. I could use the money.

 

Woody Harrelson Speaks

 

Dumb Kid. Maybe Not.

 

Good Morning

 

A Great Truck Gun

 

I got rid of comcast/xfinity

 Xfinity comcast appears to me to be run by competent criminals.

Last monday the 20 I went to comcast and exchanged my rental router because it wasn't working, or so I thought.

3 times that day I was able to force a comcast person to actually talk to me and each time they told me the internet was out in my area and would be repaired in one hour.

At 5 pm after about 9 hours of no internet I forced my way through the automated system and got another person who told me: There was NO internet outage in your area today.

WTF!!?? Then she proceeded to try and get my internet to work. Thru all of this comcast wanted me to download an app to my phone so I could setup internet. I said fuck that, the less apps on my phone the better.

Longstory short, I have not had internet since monday the 20. Today I returned my router and canceled my account with comcast which I have had for about 25 years.

At the door I told them I was there to return the router because they could not make it work. The lady said maybe you just need to exchange it. I said I did that last week, then she replied this is just refurbished. Which surprised me I thought it was new.

When I got called I told the lady what I wanted. I handed her the router. She surprised me when she said that the router I gave her was the wrong router for the service I was paying for. I intelligently said,"Huh??"

Apparently I was supposed to be getting faster internet. With a different router.

Okay. So I said I have been paying for service I haven't been getting?? She replied Oh you've been getting it.

To which I thought I've been getting it allright, straight up the ass.

Anyway, I no longer have comcast or xfinity. And for now mobile hotspot is all the rage.

Monday Memes

 

Holy Shite! Watch this video. Hotspot to the rescue once more.

Shocking Video! Florida Student Assaults Female Teacher for Taking His Nintendo Switch 

I am more than a little confused. You gotta watch the marine coming down the hallway in full view of the attack.

Why did he just casually saunter up to the attack which was still going on? Why didn't he rush in to help?

I thought that is what marines do???

Or did I completely miss something?

Mobil Hotspot to the Rescue

 

Blogging will be sporadic

 Posting here will be sporadic for a while. Please keep checking back.

Me and comcast xfinity are going round and round and they are winning.

So I am canceling my comcast. At the moment I am using a mobil hotspot to connect to the net with.

Please bear with me. All will be made to work eventually.

I hope.

Thought for the day

 If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??