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Friday, March 20, 2026

Is Your Synthetic Oil Really Synthetic?

 Or is it just made from super high refined plain old oil?

Apparently the vast majority of so called synthetic oil is simply highly refined regular oil, called group 3, with a bunch of additives.

Mobil v Castrol 

Apparently this where the BBB stepped in and said Castrol could advertise its plain old oil as synthetic.

So all the other companies started doing the same.

A true synthetic oil apparently--- true synthetic oils must be made from PAO (polyalphaolefin) or diester base stocks, not refined crude. 

None of the links here will work. Mobil vs Castrol Lawsuit (1999):

In the late 1990s, Mobil sued Castrol over its Castrol Syntec oil, which used Group III base stock—a highly refined mineral oil—and was marketed as "full synthetic." Mobil argued this was false advertising, claiming true synthetic oils must be made from PAO (polyalphaolefin) or diester base stocks, not refined crude. 

The case was decided by the National Advertising Division (NAD) of the Council of Better Business Bureaus in 1999 The ruling concluded that the term "synthetic" referred to performance properties, not the chemical origin or manufacturing process.  Therefore, Castrol was allowed to continue labeling its Syntec oil as synthetic, even though it was based on Group III mineral oil. 

This decision had a major industry impact:

  • Most oil companies began reformulating their "synthetic" oils to use cost-effective Group III base stocks blended with additives. 

  • Mobil 1 itself shifted to primarily using Group III unconventional base oils, despite its original formulation being a true synthetic. 

  • The term "synthetic" became a marketing label based on performance, not chemistry, leading to widespread confusion among consumers. 

Today, most "full synthetic" oils sold in the U.S. are based on Group III, while true synthetic oils (using PAO or esters) are found in higher-end or specialty products like Amsoil, Royal Purple, or Motul 5100

Good Morning

 


Thursday, March 19, 2026

Holds 1/475th of a Drop of Beer

 Carlsberg’s World Record for Smallest Beer Bottle is Shattered

I guess if you are trying to stay sober this is the one for you.

Well, This Totally Sucks.

It’s An Energy War Now! Oil And Gas Infrastructure All Over The Middle East Is Being Targeted 

It is starting to become clear this is not going to end well, is it?

I think I may go buy some more beans and bandaids. Can't buy any more bullets because i refuse to submit to this states ammo laws. I got enough to last for 4 or 5 magazines anyway.

I may have to go ahead and buy that 3 wheel bicycle with matching trailer I have been considering. I can't carry more than two bags of groceries while walking, so why not.

I paid $5.29 per gallon, I think, for 87 octane. It is already up to 7 or 8 bucks in other areas of my state, may soon be that here.

What are you guys paying?

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

What a Bunch of Forking Crap

 Started hearing a rattling noise from the driver side front wheel.

Wasn't too awful concerned, noise happens.

Went to back out of the driveway and I hear rubbing and dragging sounds, and jerkiness. So I pull back up and take my old green bomb of a truck to pickup my granddaughter.

This morning about 11 I finally got up enough ambition to get dressed and go out and take a look.

I'm gettin too old for this shit.

Anywho, the brake caliper bracket that bolts to the hub, the upper bolt was completely effing GONE. As in it ain't there, it left the chat, the bolt has left the bracket. WTF?

And the bottom bolt was 2/3 of the way unscrewed. WTF?

I haven't done any work on that area in almost 4 years. Never had a damn problem.

So off I go to napa for a bolt. No got one. O'reillys either. Call the dealer, the damn bolt has been DISCONTINUED. WTF?

So I call a hardware store down in fresno. If they don't got something in stock it's because it ain't made.

Damn bolt is metric. I hate metric. I determined it was metric because my tap and die set is american and the damn thing wouldn't screw the die on. That was 9/16-12nc. Looked it up on the internet and that will be a 14mm by 2.0. 

Anyway they got one. $2.81, plus time, travel, fuel to get there, about 20 minutes for the drive.

Speaking of that, I paid $5.29 gallon for 87 octane today.

Was a fucking nightmare gettin the caliper and bracket back on, because of my dam shakin hands. But I got it done.

Then I got the bright idea since i got the truck jacked up i'll go ahead and change the oil. Fuck shit piss I can't do this anymore. My goddamn hands shake so bad.

Took 10 minutes to put the drain plug  backin. And the oil filter? Fuggedaboutit.

I had to leave that damn thing in. 


Saturday, March 14, 2026

Belated Friday the 13th Nonsense

 Holy Crap. I guess I was out of it yesterday, I didn't realize it was Friday the 13th.

The origin of  as an unlucky day stems from a combination of religious, mythological, and historical influences. 

Christian Tradition links the superstition to the Last Supper, where 13 people—Jesus and his 12 disciples—gathered, and Judas Iscariot, the betrayer, was the 13th guest.  The crucifixion of Jesus occurred the following day, Good Friday, reinforcing the association of Friday with death and misfortune. 

Norse Mythology contributes another key element: the mischievous god Loki is said to have crashed a banquet of 12 gods in Valhalla, becoming the 13th guest and bringing chaos and the death of Balder, the god of joy. 

Historical Events further cemented the superstition.  On Friday, October 13, 1307, King Philip IV of France, under pressure from Pope Clement V, ordered the arrest of hundreds of Knights Templar, a powerful religious military order.  The Templars were tortured, forced to confess to heresies, and many were executed. The grand master, Jacques de Molay, reportedly cursed both the king and the pope before his death, claiming their line would end. This event is widely cited as a pivotal moment in the popularization of Friday the 13th as an unlucky date. 

While the belief gained traction in Victorian England and was popularized in the 19th century through literature and plays, it was the 1980s horror film franchise Friday the 13th that solidified the date’s place in modern pop culture as a symbol of fear and bad luck. 

Friday, March 13, 2026

Joke

 

He Got the Find Out Part of Choosing the Wrong Target

Students ‘render gunman no longer alive’

 "So he was not shot?" "No, he was not shot."

So some asswipe sonofabitch decides to go in and shoot up a classroom full of ROTC dudes. And they beat him to death. 

What did he think was gonna happen? 

This is America dude. At least half of us ARE NOT liberal assholes. We WILL defend ourselves.

Saturday, March 7, 2026

Are You a Welder?

 I went to work at a boiler repair company in 1977. I was assigned as a helper to a guy named John.

He was a good welder and he was also a jokester.

We were somewhere and some guy started asking him how good of a welder he was. He looked the guy straight faced and said: I can weld anything except the crack of dawn and toilet paper.

I'd say that's pretty good.

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Friday, March 6, 2026

Who the Hell is Thunderclap Newman???

 Here is another music quiz for you.

See if you can remember these.

Big Frozen Food Recall

 Nearly 37 Million Pounds of Frozen Food Recalled After Being Sold Across the Country

I am a little confused. There used to be mandatory rules that required food plants to check for stuff like this.

Have those rules been lost to the wayside?

Are they being ignored?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Thursday, March 5, 2026

What A Bunch of Hogwash DST Is.

 Time Change 2026 in the United States

I have said before and I am saying it now, changing the time to daylight saving time is the stupidest goddamn thing in history.

Take a blanket. Find the top. Cut a foot off the top. Sew it to the bottom.

Does that make it a longer blanket?

For fucks sake, pick a time and stick with it.