The Armada Landed at Dawn

 

Reality shows have gone too far with this one.

 Bella Vaughn, 16, and Hunter Johnson, 14, announce engagement after welcoming baby on TLC's "Unexpected"

This girl was 14 when she got pregnant. 

And the father? He was 12.

12.

Could you make a baby at 12? I know I wasn't able to.

Hard for me to type this morning. Have a good day.

Hello Monday

 

Happy Mom's Day!!

 

Good Morning Again

 

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 Spencer Pratt Stars as Batman in this AMAZING AI Video

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— Charles Curran (@charliebcurran) May 5, 2026

 

Tuesdays Memes

 

You Never Thought of It as Evidence Collection

 You just bought a truck.

2 years ago I rented a chrysler pacifica. I wanted to move it forward 2 feet. So i opened  the door, sat down with one foot outside, put it in gear, and it immediately applied the brake and would not move. Because i had the door open.

How Long Does It Take to Arrest Someone?

 Man asks member of Congress to assassinate Trump and threatens to 'slit' the representative's throat, feds say

Seriously. This guy threatens to kill a sitting president and he doesn't get looked at for how long?

As the old saying goes you know you are over the target when you start taking flak.

The Joys of Life

 The ladder I was on wasn't unstable, just old. The leg cracked and went sideways. I gave $5 for the thing in 1988 or so at a going out of business sale.

Insurance said no to the mri, gotta do 6 weeks of therapy they said.

So here it is almost 4 weeks from my fall and I just this week got my first week of therapy. Which was 30 minutes monday and 30 minutes wednesday.

Too early to tell if therapy will help, but time has improved my use of the arm. Can't lift it very well, but more than I could.

Good Evening

 

Did she actually say this?

 Twitter/X Users Get Creative With Ilhan Omar ‘World War 11’ Memes

Or is this another ai piece of junk?

It's funny whatever the case may be.

Did you know we still have a partial government shutdown going on??

Do you care if part of the government is supposedly shutdownn? I don't.

The less government we have the better I like it.

 Shutdowns Persist Because Congress Pays No Price

If I had done my job this badly, my boss would have replaced me.

 Why does the President have secret service protection if they aren't going to do their job? Hmmm?

Trump Jokes About How NFL Should Sign Gunman Who Sprinted 45 Yards ‘Like a Blur’ at WHCD — ‘He Was Fast!’

I saw a video where he just zoomed past the guys, I mean he was hauling ass.

And they were oblivious.

How many times has the SS let someone get this close?? Hmmm?

SS, for secret service. That is an unfortunate choice of abbreviation, isn't it?

Well, here we go again???

 What we know about suspected White House Correspondents’ Dinner gunman

I think this is probably Trump Derangemen Syndrome on full display once again.

With these democrat assholes making assassination attempts part of the mainstream, I wonder when rule 308 starts taking some of them out.

Good Morning

 

Well Hell, Everybody Knows That.

Howdy

 

Not Funny at All

 

Gotta Be Careful With Those Gummies

 

All right, drop down and give me fifty.

 Germany Plans To Call Reservists Up to the Age of 70

Give you fifty what? Pills?

You spose they never heard of an RV?

 Plop, plop, whizz, whizz: In-vehicle toilets are coming soon…

Maybe this is an effort to help driverless cars?

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Good Morning

 

They call this an arsenal?????

 Santiago was arrested by deputies with the Garrard County Sheriff's Office following a traffic stop on April 14. An arsenal was found on him that included a "handgun, an AR-15-style rifle, an additional long gun, multiple magazines, a Kevlar helmet, gas masks, and various survival gear," according to the sheriff's office.

Most people I know wouldn't even classify the amount of weapons this guy had as a good start.

What do you call an arsenal?

Me? I call a home depot size warehouse filled to the ceiling with various makes and calibers a good start on an arsenal.

How about you guys?

P.S. All gun laws are illegal. 

I did not know this.

 

Taxes. Spit.

 If I had a million dollars, it would be a straight up miracle.