Thursday, June 19, 2025

I Like Women's Basketball

 

Good Morning, It's Friday. Update: I must have been asleep, I should have said it's Thursday

 I'm new at this. What store should I loot to stop America from having a king??


The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an apple with very limited memory. Just one byte and everything crashed.



Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Well Shit. This Don't Look Too Good to Me

 Trump Makes It Abundantly Clear That The Final Showdown With Iran Is Here

I guess I have been asleep at the wheel. I don't understand what is causing this big ass kerfuffle over there.

Has the USofA gotten some good intelligence iran is nuke capable?

If we join israel in waging war on iran, is putin gonna withdraw from ukraine and send his army to iran? WTF?

Funny How That Works

 

Monday, June 16, 2025

This Article is Pure Bullshit

How to Dispose of Old Gasoline the Legal (and Safe) Way 

First off, if I got old gas it's because I had beans for supper.

If you got old gas and want to get rid of it, find a neighbor who wants it.

Or, pour a gallon or so into your cars tank on each fillup and use it that way.

Or, pour it into a glass bottle, add some motor oil, and wait for the next riot.

Or, add a bunch of styrofoam to a bottle, cover it with gas, it will dissolve and make napalm.

Don't waste the stuff, it's expensive.

Monday Memes

 







Well Crap

 

I am retired and have been for a few years. But today I got off my lazy ass and decided to repair a bunch of broken lawn sprinklers.

Jeeezus H Christ I have never seen shit so hard to do. So far I have repaired 3 sprinklers. I say repaired. The first one went okay. The second one not so much. I removed the old broken housing and screwed on the new one. Turned on the valve and there is a flood coming out of the bottom of the one I just put on.

Turn off the valve, go to unscrew the new one and the damn plastic nipple decides to unravel. I get the sprinkler off but the damn plastic nipple is still screwed into the bottom with not enough sticking out to grab hold of. 

And I can't find my extractor tool that's big enough to get out a 1/2" nipple. Fuck.

So I remove the remainder of the nipple from the pipe and find another nipple and sprinkler. Okay for now.

Sprinkler number 3. That one is busted all to hell so I grab it with my big channel lock pliers. It will not budge. No way no how. After about 15 minutes I go get my 10" crescent wrench and dig a hole big enough to use it. There was enough square place on the bottom I was able to break the thing free. Third one is done. And so am I.

Sheesh.

Friday, June 13, 2025

This is a Catchy Little Tune

 

Can't We All Just Get Along?

 This man is correct. Asshole padilla wanted to assert his "senatorial authority". Just like mad maxine did with trying to assert her "congressional authority". How'd that work out for her?

These democrat congress critters all want their way. They want whatever they want, whenever they want, and they want it now.

How dare you to defy me you pissant peasant!

BTW, in mad maxine's video, if that person in blue is a female type she has a nice ass.

The Truth is Told

 Obviously this is a made for tv moment. These people could give two shits less about ice and illegal immigration. They live for this shit. This is something they hope will put meaning into their miserable lives.

Friday the 13th Memes

 






Tuesday, June 10, 2025

I Wonder When This Guy Will Get Elected to the DNC??

 Al-Qaeda Leader Calls on Muslims in America to Launch Terror Attacks and Assassinate President Trump and His Cabinet

In the last decade and a half I have repeatedly said civil war was imminent in this country. And I have repeatedly been proven wrong because it never happened.

Because conservatives just don't have the violence gene in them. We are too busy making a living for our family to go out and kill people everyy weekend.

But the democrats do, and I am sure they will do everything they can to make sure this guy gets his wishes.

Still not too late to stock up on beans and rice. And water. And solar panels.