Sunday, March 23, 2025

Saturday, March 22, 2025

Democrats Do The Darndest Things

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A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was to spend a few years in the desert. The judge said that they could each take one thing with them.

The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.

The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty.

Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door.

The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?"

The man replied, "If it gets too hot, I can roll down the window."

Tuesday, March 18, 2025

I don't know if I'm normal, or a psycho.

 


What Are Your Thoughts on Tariffs?

 "I don't know nuthin bout birthin babies Miss Scarlett!"

In my case I don't know nuthin bout tariffs Miss Johnson!

This lady seems to know what's what, and is quite passionate about it.

This Congress Critter is REALLY This Dumb???

 

8 U.S. Code § 1325 - Improper entry by alien

(a)Improper time or place; avoidance of examination or inspection; misrepresentation and concealment of facts

Any alien who (1) enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers, or (2) eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers, or (3) attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact, shall, for the first commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than 6 months, or both, and, for a subsequent commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18, or imprisoned not more than 2 years, or both.

(b)Improper time or place; civil penaltiesAny alien who is apprehended while entering (or attempting to enter) the United States at a time or place other than as designated by immigration officers shall be subject to a civil penalty of—
(1)
at least $50 and not more than $250 for each such entry (or attempted entry); or
(2)
twice the amount specified in paragraph (1) in the case of an alien who has been previously subject to a civil penalty under this subsection.
Civil penalties under this subsection are in addition to, and not in lieu of, any criminal or other civil penalties that may be imposed.
(c)Marriage fraud

Any individual who knowingly enters into a marriage for the purpose of evading any provision of the immigration laws shall be imprisoned for not more than 5 years, or fined not more than $250,000, or both.

(d)Immigration-related entrepreneurship fraud

Any individual who knowingly establishes a commercial enterprise for the purpose of evading any provision of the immigration laws shall be imprisoned for not more than 5 years, fined in accordance with title 18, or both.

I Like Tom Homan

 I wish I was as quick with the comeback as this guy.

Monday, March 17, 2025

It's Amazing Isn't It?

 It is simply amazing how much backbone some of the people on the right have gained. Amazing what a change of President can accomplish. This guy has always been outspoken. Like This???

And how quiet some of the socalled leadership of the right have become. When is the last time we heard from cocaine mitch?

Monday Memes

 





Liberal Heads. Donald Trump. Heads Explode

 Trump Declares Biden’s ‘Autopen’ Pardons “VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT

Well Holee Shit.

Donald Trump's Presidency. Is meeting or exceeding expectations.

The whole shidaree that was the last four years is rapidly being demolished under the DJT Presidency.

The forceful repositioning of our federal government back to the center is a sight to behold.

I don't know if I have enough popcorn and sodas. And chocolate bars.

Sunday, March 16, 2025

He Wanted to be Doge Before Doge Became Real

 I found this video over at Lady Lake.

The Secret Service Presidential Protection Detail???

 Far Left NPR Journalist Danielle Kurtzleben Revealed as the Woman Who Hit President Trump in Face with a Boom Mic

Why was this person allowed to shove a microphone into the presidents face?

Why was she not detained for questioning?

Why was the microphone not tested for poisons, bacteria, ricin, god alone knows what else?

The secret service is seriously failing at their jobs. They need to be replaced with some serious special forces people. Rangers, seals, delta group, somebody who will take the Presidents safety seriously.

Can You Believe We're Already Sixteen Days Into This Month???

 






Saturday, March 15, 2025

Democrats Get to Skate Once Again

 J.D. Vance Booed at Kennedy Center Performance

JD Vance and his wife Usha attended an event at the Kennedy Center.

Boos were shouted out as to be expected.

But clearly heard in the video is a death threat to the Vice President.

Why the hell is this tolerated?

Why the hell wasn't that person, at a minimum, escorted from this event?

This should not be.

Friday, March 14, 2025

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

 

So Long.

 Aliens are coming to earth tomorrow.

Their mission is to abduct all sexy, good looking old people.

I'm just sharing this to say goodbye.

I've got to pack.



Rumors of Eruptions

 Volcanic Activity for Washington.

‘Volcanic Unrest’ at Alaska’s Mount Spurr Suggests 50-50 Chance an Eruption Could Be Coming

Don't know if either of these are erupting soon. Sure hope not.

What to do if you have volcanic ash settle all over your area? Beats the crap out of me.


Weird

 My computer is being weird. 

I recently reinstalled win 10 by going to settings and clicking on reset the whole damn thing.

It did what it was supposed to, and I wound up with a desktop with only 2 icons. Recycle bin and microsoft edge.

I downloaded something called Open Office and then I had 3 icons.

I was okay with that. For about 2 days.

Yesterday I turned on the computer and when the desktop appeared, there was every icon I had on this thing before I hit reset.

Weird I tell ya. Just like a gearshift knob made of a corncob.