Vern's Stories

Wednesday, November 11, 2026

Tuesday, November 10, 2026

It Starts in Texas

HERE WE GO! Texas Democrats Launch MASSIVE Assault on Second Amendment Just DAYS After Historic Election Sweep — Nearly 20 Gun Control Bills Filed on FIRST DAY, Including Firearm Bans, Red Flag Orders, and Private Sale Restrictions!

I still do not understand why EVERYONE does not understand that ALL GUN CONTROL LAWS ARE ILLEGAL.

The constitution is the law of the land. No law can be above the constitution.

All states swore to uphold the constitution when they were admitted to the union of states.

Why is that so difficult to comprehend?

Monday, November 9, 2026

Happy Monday

All of these are stolen from Wired Right!

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The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?"

The guy answers, "A scotch, please."

The bartender hands him the drink, and says, "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."

The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"

The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!"

The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."

To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."

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Thoughts And Quotes

The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it.

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To Lie Or Not To Lie

Mary Jones was debating on the best means of dropping her current flame.

Her friend ask: "Are you worried because you think he'll tell lies about you?"

Mary answered: "I don't mind the lies, but if he ever tells the truth I will break his neck!"

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Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Steve's girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend's house.

She is waiting outside for him when he arrives. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago about doing the dinner dishes. We haven't done any since... and the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasn't exaggerating. It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen and nobody is saying a word. Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her father is obviously livid, and her mother is horrified. Yet, when Steve and his girlfriend resume their places at the dinner table, nobody says a word.

A few minutes later, Steve grabs his girlfriend's mom, throws her onto the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her father is boiling, and her mother is a little more pleased. But still, there is complete silence at the table.

Suddenly, there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle outside and so he jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline.

With a look of terror in his eyes, the girlfriend's father backs away from the table and exclaims, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the damn dishes!"

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Sunday, November 8, 2026

Technology Changes. Rights Don't.

Link to the video.

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

Todays Whiny Rant

When I go to an atm machine, I can withdraw money without an id card of any sort. I can also deposit money without an id card of any sort.

Today I went to my credit union to cash 3 checks state farm sent me, total of 106 bucks.

My driver license expired oct 25, and I was issued a paper temporary license, no picture id. (I am required to do a vision acuity driving test. But that can't be done until dec. 23. And my temporary license expires dec. 5. So I have to go in exactly on dec. 5 to get it reissued. Can't go on the 3, or 4 or 6, only on the 5th.)

So I gave the lady my account card and my expired license. No good, she wouldn't take it. I had to give her my paper temporary license with no picture id.

That was ok. I asked why I could do this same transaction at the atm without picture id. All she could say is I had to have id.

Makes no sense to me.