Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
28 Years In the Water Treatment Industry

Saturday Morning



It's a Peaceful Protest

Why Doesn't Someone Start Shooting These People?

Inside Information?

Man buys 25 identical lottery tickets for same drawing, wins 25 times

Beirut

No links with this story. 
I was listening to local talk radio today, and they had a guest on who is from Lebanon. He says he was in contact with people from there all morning about the attack.  He says the explosion came from 2.7 tons of ammonium nitrate which was stored at the facility. Apparently, back 2004 I think he said, 20 tons of this stuff was on a ship, and was going to be detonated somewhere over there to disrupt shipping I think is what he said. 

Now mind you, 20 tons minus 2.7 tons is 17.3 tons not accounted for. His question is, where the hell is it? 

He also said Israeli jets were apparently in the area and he implied they blew up the stash. Didn't say it, but definitely implied it. Haven't heard that anywhere in the news.

None of These Guys Took a Damn Knee

A Tale of Two Diffferent Groups

I found this at Randall's BPUHas Some Foul Language.



Ex Liberal

Wednesday Fun





A Riot on the Beach

This is the Last One

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license...

and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Officer:"A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

An Epstein Joke

In Britain when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen.

And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

Little Johnny


Little Johnny meets Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi . "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"
The teacher left the room.

Photos from the Beirut Explosion

That was one hell of an explosion in Beirut. Here is a link to a bunch of photos from there. 

Lots of people got hurt over there, don't know if anyone was killed.

One of the things that struck me though, was the tires on the cars. In the photos I didn't see any damaged tires.

Here is a link to the photos.

Funnies




Isn't This Racist??

Black Restaurant Week returns to L.A. for 5th year, spotlighting local businesses to support