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Sunday, February 8, 2026

What the Heck?

Have you ever heard of a variable gap sparkplug? That's a new one on me.

If You are Interested...

If you want some entertainment that is supposed to be family friendly, the Turning Point halftime show may be for you. I did an internet search and found this:

"Turning Point USA's All-American Halftime Show will air live at 8 p.m. ET on February 8, 2026, during the Super Bowl halftime break. The event features performances by Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett, and is promoted as a patriotic celebration of "faith, family, and freedom."

The internet says Brooks and Dunn may make an appearance. Don't know that for a fact.

Streaming options include:
YouTube (on TPUSA and The Charlie Kirk Show channels)
X (formerly Twitter)
Rumble
Television and digital platforms airing the show:
Daily Wire+
Real America’s Voice
TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network)
CHARGE! (via Sinclair Broadcast Group’s OTT services)
The National News Desk
NTD.com
OAN News
Coverage begins at 7:30 p.m. ET on TBN, with the main show starting around 8 p.m. ET. The broadcast is accessible on smart TVs, mobile devices, and streaming services like Samsung Plus, YouTube TV, Hulu, and Sling."

Good Morning

 



Hey, Did You Guys Hear About This??

 Marines Remind the WHO You Don't Keep What Doesn't Belong to You


I like Rubio. He doesn't seem to play around much. He always seems to know what he is talking about.

And so far I haven't heard of him getting rattled by anything.

As for the WHO, fuck em. 

Personally, I think the marines should have videoed the entire exercise and made our leftwing media play it nonstop.

Can you envision the exploding heads of cnn etc??? 

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Good Afternoon Folks.

 I got a new dog. Named him Five Miles.

Now I can walk Five Miles twice a day.

Heard in the office: Hey Jill? Yeah? I'm gonna have to lay You or Jack off. Jill: Well, it's gonna have to be option 2, I have a terrible headache.


Is 50 Cal Too Big for this machine?

 Maybe go down to 308? or even 5.56??

Coming Soon To a City Near You

 If we can't vote our way out of this, when do we start kickin some socialist democrat ass?


Good Morning

 






Friday, February 6, 2026

Transmission

 I am having some transmission issues. Got a couple of codes, some shuddering issues. 

First step for me was to get a trans fluid filter replacement and fluid refill at my oil change place. I figger what the heck, can't hurt, maybe it will help.

I am thinking dirty fluid could cause the problems I am having.

Except they do not do that. Can't afford to stock all the filters they said.

Wait a couple of weeks. Today I called 2 trans repair shops and asked for a quote on a transmission fluid flush with filter replacement. Neither shop will do that. Drain and fill only.

I called a garage and they basically said I was stupid. Not in so many words. He said you do that and you will burn out your transmission, guaranteed. He also said no need to replace the filter, the flush will clean the filter.

So looks like I will have to diy a fluid/filter replacement. I am SO looking forward to laying on that cold hard concrete.

What are your thoughts on this subject???


Thursday, February 5, 2026

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

The Zombies - Time Of The Season (with lyrics)

Good morning. Have some good old fashioned music.

I Like This Guy

 

Ibuprofen is my Friend.

 Yesterday I went crazy. I actually did some work.

Changed the oil in my grandson's truck. He is transferring to germany soon and brought it home to keep here while he is there.

Anyway. I don't have a lift to raise it up or a pit to walk under it. What I do have is a pretty good floor jack. So I raised it up and crawled under it. On the cold hard concrete.

Been tossin and turnin all night,  my lower spine is killing me. Finally gave up the ghost and took 4 ibuprofen about 30 minutes ago, around 4:30 AM.

It seems to be easing up a little.

I decided to do it myself because it costs up to $80 to let someone else change it for you. That's worth it. Except I'm trying to cut my expenses down some. Prices on groceries and gas are sky high here and not looking to come down soon.

I bought valvoline restore and protect 5w-30 oil in a 5 quart bottle. Cost $38.99 for the jug. Now get this. Same oil in a 1 quart bottle is $11.99 per quart. 5 quarts of that is $60. 

I have a bunch of oil filters for the truck already, so I didn't have to put out for that this time.

I have watched videos about this particular valvoline oil. They all have good things to say about it, so I am giving it a shot.

What oil do you guys use???


Sunday, February 1, 2026

Good Morning

 So. I just rolled a joint.

I bet you're jealous.

Don't be. It was my ankle.



That car has one hell of a strong window.

 Watch as these guys try to break that window. 


Friday, January 30, 2026

Thursday, January 29, 2026

How Long Will This Government Shutdown Last?

Senate Blocks Measure to Advance Government Funding Package; Seven Republicans Join the Dems 

Saturday marks the deadline and once again nobody can agree on shit.

Fuck this crap, I'm goin out to do yardwork.

Wait a minute, I got a little hasty there, I'm just gonna surf the net and watch youtube.

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

South Park

 

Thoughts for Today

 Siri, why do i always mess it up with women.

Welllll, to start with, I'm Alexa asshole!

Today I learned that PornHub is a canadian company. I bet if they blocked it in america, this whole trade war would end permanently.

I can't dance to save my life. But when I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than michael jackson.

I wish we had stopped at Standard Torx

Okay, I can see why the torx was invented. But doggone it, why the hell did you need to make MORE of these godforsaken drive styles?

Wasn't one enough? How many sets of Torx do I need to keep in  my toolbox?

Yesterday I wanted to change a turn signal bulb. T8 torx to remove the screw. Well guess what? It's not a torx but some version and now I gotta figure out which one and go get a set. It's not the security set, I tried that. All I know is T8 didn't fit and none of the others did either. 

 "There are several distinct  styles, each designed for specific applications and offering different levels of security or torque capacity." 

 The main types include:

  • Standard Torx (T): The original six-point star-shaped design, commonly used in electronics, automotive, and industrial applications. Sizes range from T1 to T100. 

  • Security Torx (TR): Also known as tamper-resistant Torx, these have a pin in the center of the star pattern to prevent unauthorized access. Sizes range from TR8 to TR60. 

  • Torx Plus (IP/EP): An improved version introduced around 1990 to increase torque and reduce wear. It features more square lobes. Sizes are designated as IP (Internal Plus) from IP1 to IP100 and EP (External Plus) from EP1 to EP42. 

  • External Torx (E-Torx): Used with socket wrenches or ratchets, these have the star pattern on the outside of the fastener. Sizes range from E1 to E100, with E8 equivalent to T40. 

  • Torx Paralobe: A further development with 6% longer flanks, providing up to 20% more torque than Torx Plus and 50% more than standard Torx. 

  • Micro Torx (MR): Smaller versions like MR0 to MR5, used in delicate electronics such as cameras and laptops. 

  • Torx Pin-Head (TP): Very small, used in internal devices like laptops and cameras. Sizes range from TP000 to TP6

Properties of various Torx drives[10][6]
SizePoint-to-point distanceMaximum torque range~ E Torx
(in)(mm)(lb·ft)(N·m)
T10.0350.900.015–0.0220.02–0.03
T20.0391.000.052–0.0660.07–0.09
T30.0471.200.10–0.130.14–0.18
T40.0531.350.16–0.210.22–0.28
T50.0591.500.32–0.380.43–0.51E2
T60.0691.750.55–0.660.75–0.90
T70.0832.101.0–1.31.4–1.7
T80.0942.401.6–1.92.2–2.6
T90.1022.602.1–2.52.8–3.4
T100.1102.802.7–3.33.7–4.5
T150.1323.354.7–5.76.4–7.7
T200.1563.957.7–9.410.5–12.7E4
T250.1774.5011.7–14.015.9–19E5
T270.2015.1016.6–19.822.5–26.9
T300.2205.6022.9–27.631.1–37.4E6
T35[11]0.2325.90E7
T400.2666.7539.9–48.054.1–65.1E8
T450.3127.9363.4–76.186–103.2
T47[12][13]GM-Style
T500.3528.9597–117132–158E10
T550.44711.35161–189218–256E12
T600.53013.45280–328379–445E16
T700.61815.70460–520630–700E18
T800.69917.75696–773943–1,048E20
T900.79520.20984–1,0941,334–1,483
T1000.88222.401,359–1,5111,843–2,048E24

Monday, January 26, 2026

Todays Darwin Award---

 

Truth of the Day

 A muslim walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

Bartender says Hey that's cool! Where did ya get him.

The parrot says Minnesota! There's a shitload of em.