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Certified Water Technologist #63
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Whatta Buncha Bullshit
Watch the short video at the link, then read below that.
GLOBALISM WELCOME TO THE NEW NORMAL: Thousands of Desperate Texans Line Up for New-Age Breadlines
It's Too Late
It's too late for a peaceful end to this debacle. The assholes are once again showing their true colors.
Some One Liners For You
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop.
The only drinking problem I have is that I can’t afford alcohol.
The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick and accidentally passed her the super glue. She still isn’t talking to me.
At Last! A Leader with Testicular Fortitude!
In defiance of governor’s orders, one of Clackamas County’s top elected officials plans to host a large dinner in her Molalla area home on Thanksgiving despite the raging COVID-19 pandemic.
Oregon Governor Will Put You in Jail For Violating Her Coronavirus ‘Freeze’
A spokesperson for the governor told the outlet that Oregon State Police “will be working with local law enforcement to enforce the Governor’s orders, in the same way local law enforcement officers respond to noise complaints for loud parties, for example, and issue citations.”
I Uses Swear Words When I Heard About This
It mandates that face coverings be worn state-wide at all times when outside of the home, unless one or more of the exceptions outlined below apply.
Speed Limits
Well, I guess my speed o meter on my truck is accurate. But that begs the question, where the hell am i, on a california freeway or a damn racetrack?
Ever since those guys at the dodge dealership put that new/used computer in my truck, people have been driving much faster than me. I usually go 5 over the limit, but dam! that puts me about 10 mph slower than everyone else! Its like all of a sudden I became like molasses, and am going soo slooow.
I have checked the accuracy of my speed o meter with my cellphone stopwatch and the digital mileage indicator. That indicates that my speed o meter is deadnuts accurate.
I have also checked it by clocking my speed against the highway mile markers, and that is also deadnuts accurate, if my math is good.
Today on my trip to Santa Maria and back i had to go south down hiway 41, mostly a 2 lane road, 55 mph. Well, I had to go 80 just to keep up with the flow of traffic, and much of that STILL went around me like I was sitting still. One of those was a sprinter van, looked like it had logo county logo on the side, and i thought that sucker was gonna spread wings and liftoff. Once he got around me, he went around a curve and I never saw him again.
Makes me wonder if he went off the road like my father in law did back in the late 90's.
Maybe everyone is trying to get away from the covid.
Rules for Thee, But Not for Me
politicians are great, aren’t they pic.twitter.com/QW0nFIPeFc
— Jordan Lancaster (@jordylancaster) November 17, 2020
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