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Thursday, March 5, 2026

What A Bunch of Hogwash DST Is.

 Time Change 2026 in the United States

I have said before and I am saying it now, changing the time to daylight saving time is the stupidest goddamn thing in history.

Take a blanket. Find the top. Cut a foot off the top. Sew it to the bottom.

Does that make it a longer blanket?

For fucks sake, pick a time and stick with it.

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Thought for Today

 When checking out at the store, ask your checkout person what kind of candy bar they like, then buy them one.

I did this today, even though I was at the self checkout...it really made me feel good about myself.


I was at my friends house when her son stared at Mommy's new friend and asked...Why is he wearing his apple watch on his ankle?

I have never spit out a drink faster.


I got hair in my butt, I can't hide it if I'm walkin, I can pull it in the dark, if ya want it...or whatever the BeeGees said.

I Luv This Family

 

Friday, February 27, 2026

Well Shit. This Don't Look Good

BREAKING: All Signs Indicate “War Is Coming to Iran” 

BREAKING: 15 Countries Tell Citizens to Get Out of Iran Now – Explosions Reported Outside Tehran

U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee Urges Embassy Staff to Leave “TODAY”

How many unknown iranian guards do you suppose are in/on the continental United States right now?

How many unknown muslims of one sort or another are here to reign fire and brimstone down on the great satan?

What about the corrupt somalis in minnesota?

What about the aliens from south of our border?

I think it is about to get unpleasant in this country. If you are one of the ones who lost guns to boat accidents, it is time to go find that boat.

Biden and the damn democrats have let millions of third worlders into this country. I think the number they throw about, 11 million, 20 million, that are here is way the hell off the mark.

I think there are close to 100 million illegal aliens in this country, and at least half of them want to kill us.

What do you think?


Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Will This Be Our Future?

 

I guess I've been out of touch.

 Well Crap. I guess I have been out of touch. Looks like tonight is the state of the union address. I didn't realize that. I haven't been paying attention.(When I was a kid we were so poor I couldn't pay attention.)

I never watch that stuff, doesn't mean crap the way it's been done the last seventy odd decades. Supposed to tell what the state of the union is, not promise to give everything to the idiots at large.

Maybe tonight will be different. I'll wait for the cliffnote version.

And tonight I guess the idiots on the left are still being idiots instead of supporting America. A bunch of them have some kind of protest ginned up.





Almond Trees in Bloom

 These trees are located on avenue 12 about 2 miles east of hiway 99 near madera, california. About 5 to 6 miles from my house.

You see the white stuff on the ground? Those are blooms that have fallen. Sometimes there are so many that it looks like snow has fallen. 




Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Scam Callers

 Do scam callers actually get away with it? Do they really think I'm gonna give them ANY of my information?

I have, in the last 3 days, received numerous calls from people who can BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH. I mean, english as in their 14th or 15th language. As in BARELY.

I would love to get the free gas and electricity for seniors they are offering from my provider PGE.

But am I gonna sign up for that over the phone when my phone says scam likely? 

I don't think so Tim.

I know PGE is NOT Likely to provide me with anything free. Especially since they sent me an email a few months back saying rates would go up in the next 5 years by 4.5 billion bucks.

I mean, who would you believe? The one saying it will be free, or the one who says I am gonna bend you over and shove those transmission cables up your ass?

Is This Real??

 Do you think this is a real remake of an old John Wayne movie?

Apparently this is ai generated crap. Although I would probably watch it just to see how sam elliot portrays the character of stumpy.

The Fictional 2026 Rio Bravo Reimagining

A website, NIWSZONE, published an article titled "🎬 Rio Bravo (2026) – Loyalty, Courage, and the Law", which describes a fictional reimagining of the classic 1959 Western.  This article lists Kevin Costner as part of an all-star cast that includes Tom Selleck, Sam Elliott, and Jeff Bridges, directed by a fictional "John Miller." The site presents fake details such as a 9/10 rating, release date (February 14, 2026), and streaming links, but no credible studio, production news, or cast confirmation supports this

This appears to be AI-generated or satirical content, possibly designed to mimic real movie news. As such, the claim that Kevin Costner is starring in a Rio Bravo remake is not factual



Saturday, February 14, 2026

This AI Thing Has Gone Too Far

 Time to end ai before it goes any further.

Viral AI Video of Fight Between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt Sows Panic in Hollywood

Looks like china has made an ai tool called seedance 2.0.

This article has several videos which are apparently made by this chinese tool. Check out the one with whoever this black guy singer is.

And no, I'm not namecalling someone a tool. Although, if the shoe fits...

Thursday, February 12, 2026