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Monday, September 14, 2026

Farting is Good, M'mmKay?

 I just read that farting burns 67 calories each time.

So if you fart 52 times you could burn a pound of fat by farting.

I figure I can afford to lose a few pounds.

So I just ordered $30 of Taco  Bell.

Good Morning

 





Thursday, September 10, 2026

I did that one time.

 I was fishing with plastic worms one time and felt that subtle tap on the end of my line. Set the hook and the fight was on baby. Caught a size 10 red tennyshoe.

Good Morning

 





Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Good Evening Memes

 





Wow. Just Wow.

 

Lindsey Clancy Juror on Male Holdout: “He Had the Hardest Time Getting Over the FACT that Lindsey Viciously Killed Her Children” 

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Bustednuckles is still down

 If you are wondering about bustednuckles site being down, go to my sidebar links and click on The Vulgar Curmudgeon.

He explains what is happening with his webhost provider.

Or click here: The Vulgar Curmudgeon

Good Morning

 




Sunday, August 30, 2026

Well, This is News to Me.

Special ed teacher who tried to form 'Black militia' to 'rob some white people' banned from school 

Madera Unified staff member placed on leave after posting 'alarming' videos to social media

This is a teacher from Madera Calif. NOT fresno calif. 

My address is Madera. I live  in a small community called Madera Ranchos. We are roughly 10 miles from Madera. We have our own school district, but no post office.

Fresno is about 20-30 miles from Madera. Don't know why they keep saying fresno.

Anyway. If I read the article right, the date on the article is one week ago.

And I ain't heard word one about this anywhere.