Scientists bake sourdough from 5000-year-old yeast dug out of a mummy’s tummy…

 Would you eat bread made from this yeast?

My answer to that is absolutely Not.

I've been hungry, but so far I have never been that hungry.

I have been drunk enough to do that though.

There was that one time when I was in the navy...

Thought for This Morning

 All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... the @$$hole is usually in charge.

This is a pretty good youtube

 If you are doing something and would like a little background music to listen to while doing it, check this out.

After Noon Memes

 

I Need to Quit Making Assumptions

After 2 months and 3 days I finally had an mri of my shoulder done. And if I had thought to ask 6 weeks ago what the cash pay price for this mri was I would have had this mri 6 weeks ago.

But thats what comes from making assumptions.

Saw my doctor 2 weeks ago and he said he would try for another authorization from insurance to do an mri. Got a text from them last Tuesday saying the mri was denied again. So I called the doc's office to find out where do I go from here?

They said we will call you back. Riiight.

Today was one week and no call. I had physical therapy again this morning. That office is right next door to the doc. So I walk over and said where do I go from here? She said an appointment with the doc is required. Then I asked: How much does this stupid mri cost anyway?

She said: $450 bucks if I pay cash.

Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit. If I had asked that question 6 weeks ago I would have had the mri already. I can pay that. I thought it was gonna be 8k or more. Thats why I wanted insurance to pay.

So then I said that I was going to schedule the mri, but she said hold up a second and went in the back to talk to someone. That lady came out and said she had appealed the denial and that it had been approved. WTF?

She said someone would call me in a day or so to schedule. I went home. She called an hour later, said there was a cancellation and could I come in at 2pm?

So here I finally got that done. Got a followup with the doc next tuesday. Wish me luck.

Finally

 

June 6, 1944

D-Day 

The largest invasion ever. 

160,000 Troops

5,000 Ships

13,000 Aircraft

Think we could do that today? 

Scott Bessent Don't Take No Crap

 I know nothing about treasury secretary Scott Bessent.

I have seen quite a few video clips of him.

And so far those clips portray him in a good light, in my opinion.

Watch this interaction with Ron Wyden.

Holy fuckin’ shit I would like to report a murder! pic.twitter.com/anCOnKP2vM

— Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 (@KarluskaP) June 3, 2026

Today is Marvin Heemeyer Day. Break Out the Grill.

 

Here's another dumocrat asking Rubio a stupid question

 

🚨 JUST IN: Marco Rubio TOYS with insufferable Rep. Jacobs (D) 🤣

JACOBS: Who won 2020?

RUBIO: I'm not answering about 2020, this is a FOREIGN AFFAIRS COMMITTEE

JACOBS: You can't admit the shoes Trump bought you are too big

RUBIO: The Florsheims he gave me fit fine 🤣… pic.twitter.com/upv4b0YQOC

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) June 3, 2026

Marco Rubio Isn't Taking Crap from the Dums

 

What day is today?

 

There is a Remote Possibility Spencer Pratt will come close to being mayor of los angeles

 Spencer Pratt is still running for Mayor of LA

He has come up in the polls. 

Apparently he now leads the field at 30.1% to bigmouth bass at 29.5%.

This is only for the primary, BUT I MEAN! What a change!

If you don't want to watch the full 9 minute video, watch till 3:20.

Good Morning

 

She brings a whole nother level to the meaning of Hands Free Phone

 Florida drops ticket for woman accused of holding phone in hand she does not have

Sometimes cops need to step back, take a breath, and just walk away.

I could work with these guys.

 

Your (Newer)Vehicle is Still Spying on you.

 Do you  want big brother spying on you as you own your vehicle?

I sure as hell don't.

And I don't want them selling my info to third parties. Or 4th 5th or 6th parties either.

Miscellaneous Stuff

 Dog Shoots Woman with a Shotgun During Gas Station Stop

I thought some woman got seriously hurt. 

Pope Leo Calls for AI Weapons to Be “Disarmed,” Warns of Threat to Humanity

I agree with Pope Leo. AI should be disarmed. I don't want an ai robot shooting me.

We used to have freedom in this country.

 Woman files lawsuit after arrest for Facebook post concerning Trinidad water supply issues

Arrested for a facebook post?

What the hell is going on here.

This is supposed to be America, isn't it?

Sunday Memes

 

NIMBY.

 The area this guy is talking about is already drier than a popcorn fart. Even when I was growing up 100 miles south of there in the 50's and 60's there wasn't enough water to go around. The farm my dad worked for wound up trying to grow cotton without irrigation. That doesn't work well at all.

Tire Robot? Geez Louise.

 

Went to the Doc

 Went to the doc this morning. He still thinks I should have surgery so he is contacting insurance again to see about getting an mri.

Doubt if they will,  I've only had 5 weeks of therapy and they said 6 weeks.

I guess we will see. Next week is my 6th week of therapy.

And here is my thought to insurance:

Boobies

 

What the hell is transmission judder?