Good Morning

 

Well Hell, Everybody Knows That.

Howdy

 

Not Funny at All

 

Gotta Be Careful With Those Gummies

 

All right, drop down and give me fifty.

 Germany Plans To Call Reservists Up to the Age of 70

Give you fifty what? Pills?

You spose they never heard of an RV?

 Plop, plop, whizz, whizz: In-vehicle toilets are coming soon…

Maybe this is an effort to help driverless cars?

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Good Morning

 

They call this an arsenal?????

 Santiago was arrested by deputies with the Garrard County Sheriff's Office following a traffic stop on April 14. An arsenal was found on him that included a "handgun, an AR-15-style rifle, an additional long gun, multiple magazines, a Kevlar helmet, gas masks, and various survival gear," according to the sheriff's office.

Most people I know wouldn't even classify the amount of weapons this guy had as a good start.

What do you call an arsenal?

Me? I call a home depot size warehouse filled to the ceiling with various makes and calibers a good start on an arsenal.

How about you guys?

P.S. All gun laws are illegal. 

I did not know this.

 

Taxes. Spit.

 If I had a million dollars, it would be a straight up miracle.

Saturday Meemes

 

Geez Louise

 

Holy Shite Watch This Guy Go

 Submitted by reader Joe. Thank you.

Ever tried to wrestle a tire on the highway? This guy is a pro.

OOOPSIEE

 

@autoexperte06 Mechanic fails. #mechanic #fail #viral #Autos ♬ original sound - Auto Expert

Have Some Thursday Memes

 

Insurance. PPPTTTTAAAKKK. HachSpit.

 

Hump Day

 

This is pure bullshit.

 Is it safe to eat sprouted potatoes? A toxicologist settles the debate

I eat sprouted potatoes all the time. Flick the sprouts off, cook em, eat em.

Easy peazy japanesy.

Back to Work Monday

 

Remember the judge who helped an illegal alien escape ice?

 Wisconsin Judge Who Helped Illegal Alien Escape ICE Learns Fate

Good Morning Friday

 Just to let you all know, the neighborhood flasher who was set to retire this month, has decided to stick it out for one more year.

Please be patient with me. I'm fuckin things up as fast as I can.

The  best medicine is not laughter, chicken noodle soup, ice bath, date with a woman. No sir. The best medicine is a suppressed lever action rifle. 

Thank you for being  my friend. It's a questionable life choice on your part, but I do appreciate it.

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like to be as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my  mouth.

It Still Sucks

went to the doc. torn  rotator cuff, riight shoulder. theey are talking to innsurance aaboout mri. possible surgeryy.

more laterr

Well, this sucks.

Blogging will be light for a couple days.  Fell off a ladder, messed up my shoulder.

More later.

I most certainly can.

 

Easter Memes

 

Total gas taxes, fees, environmental compliance costs and other bullshit add about a $1.44 pg