Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com

Any firearms in the vehicle today?

Don't Know if This is True, But Lordy Lordy What a Mongolian Clusterflop This Is

Kayleigh McEnany There Was No Peaceful Transition Of Power In 2016 And S...

I saw this over at Antz In Pantz and thought I should let you see it over here.

Dominion Officials Refuse to Testify before PA House Committee - Lawyer ...

Whatta Buncha Bullshit

 Watch the short video at the link, then read below that.

GLOBALISM WELCOME TO THE NEW NORMAL: Thousands of Desperate Texans Line Up for New-Age Breadlines

We Are Not Coming for Your Guns!

 Uh huh, yeah right.

BIG LEAGUE GUNS Biden Deputy Chief of Staff Proposed Mandatory Confiscation of “Assault Weapons” as Beto Campaign Manager

Thanksgiving Humor


Fresno County Sheriff Says No Enforcement Also

 Orange County, Sacramento and El Dorado County Sheriffs Will Not Enforce Gavin Newsom’s Curfew Order

Some One Liners For You

 ​Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop.

The only drinking problem I have is that I can’t afford alcohol.

The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick and accidentally passed her the super glue. She still isn’t talking to me.

At Last! A Leader with Testicular Fortitude!

 In defiance of governor’s orders, one of Clackamas County’s top elected officials plans to host a large dinner in her Molalla area home on Thanksgiving despite the raging COVID-19 pandemic.

Defying governor’s orders, Clackamas County leader says she’ll celebrate Thanksgiving ‘with as many family and friends’ as she can find

Oregon Governor Will Put You in Jail For Violating Her Coronavirus ‘Freeze’

 A spokesperson for the governor told the outlet that Oregon State Police “will be working with local law enforcement to enforce the Governor’s orders, in the same way local law enforcement officers respond to noise complaints for loud parties, for example, and issue citations.”

“For the last eight months, I have been asking Oregonians to follow the letter and the spirit of the law and we have not chosen to engage law enforcement. At this point in time, unfortunately, we have no other option,” the governor reportedly said over the weekend.

Masks by State

 State-by-State Guide to Face Mask Requirements

I Uses Swear Words When I Heard About This

 The following guidance supersedes face coverings guidance released on June 18, 2020. This updated guidance mandates that a face covering is required at all times when outside of the home, with some exceptions.

It mandates that face coverings be worn state-wide at all times when outside of the home, unless one or more of the exceptions outlined below apply. 

Speed Limits

 Well, I guess my speed o meter on my truck is accurate. But that begs the question, where the hell am i, on a  california freeway or a damn racetrack?

Ever since those guys at the dodge dealership put that new/used computer in my truck, people have been driving much faster than me. I usually go 5 over the limit, but dam! that puts me about 10 mph slower than everyone else! Its like all of  a sudden I became like molasses, and am going soo slooow. 

I have checked the accuracy of my speed o meter with my cellphone stopwatch and the digital mileage indicator. That indicates that my speed o meter is deadnuts accurate.

I have also checked it by clocking my speed against the highway mile markers, and that is also deadnuts accurate, if my math is good.

Today on my trip to Santa Maria and back i had to go south down hiway 41, mostly a 2 lane road, 55 mph. Well, I had to go 80 just to keep up with the flow of traffic, and much of that STILL went around me like I was sitting still. One of those was a sprinter van, looked like it had logo county logo on the side, and i thought that sucker was gonna spread wings and liftoff. Once he got around me, he went around a curve and I never saw him again.

Makes me wonder if he went off the road like my father in law did back in the late 90's. 

Maybe everyone is trying to get away from the covid.

Rules for Thee, But Not for Me




The Lady Says No

  This is from  Day by Day Cartoon