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Monday, April 27, 2026

If I had done my job this badly, my boss would have replaced me.

 Why does the President have secret service protection if they aren't going to do their job? Hmmm?

Trump Jokes About How NFL Should Sign Gunman Who Sprinted 45 Yards ‘Like a Blur’ at WHCD — ‘He Was Fast!’

I saw a video where he just zoomed past the guys, I mean he was hauling ass.

And they were oblivious.

How many times has the SS let someone get this close?? Hmmm?

SS, for secret service. That is an unfortunate choice of abbreviation, isn't it?


Sunday, April 26, 2026

Well, here we go again???

 What we know about suspected White House Correspondents’ Dinner gunman

I think this is probably Trump Derangemen Syndrome on full display once again.

With these democrat assholes making assassination attempts part of the mainstream, I wonder when rule 308 starts taking some of them out.



Friday, April 10, 2026

Good Morning Friday

 Just to let you all know, the neighborhood flasher who was set to retire this month, has decided to stick it out for one more year.

Please be patient with me. I'm fuckin things up as fast as I can.

The  best medicine is not laughter, chicken noodle soup, ice bath, date with a woman. No sir. The best medicine is a suppressed lever action rifle. 

Thank you for being  my friend. It's a questionable life choice on your part, but I do appreciate it.

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like to be as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my  mouth.



Wednesday, April 8, 2026

It Still Sucks

went to the doc. torn  rotator cuff, riight shoulder. theey are talking to innsurance aaboout mri. possible surgeryy.

more laterr

Monday, April 6, 2026

Well, this sucks.

Blogging will be light for a couple days.  Fell off a ladder, messed up my shoulder.

More later.