Saturday, September 7, 2024

Folks, you better start stocking up.

 Kentucky Office Of Homeland Security "Actively Monitoring" Shooting On I-75 Highway

I have said for a while it wouldn't be that difficult to shut this country down.

Lookit. You got gangs occupying apartment complexes in colorado. Apparently there was also a gang shootout there.

You got the venezuelans trying to occupy chicago.

You got the thugs in chicago telling the thugs from venezuela  they gonna kill em all.

You got venzuelans in texas trying to occupy the oilfields.

And now in kentucky you have (somebody) shooting up the interstate. How many more interstate shootings gonna happen before they start shutting down the interstates.

You put 2 people per state doing stupid shit like that, what do you think's gonna happen?

With our economy of just in time restocking of supplies what's gonna happen to the grocery stores, pharmacies, etc. They gonna run out of stuff that's what.

Grocery stores only have about a 3 day supply. When thousands of people start shopping, and nothing is there, what's gonna happen?

I'm tellin ya folks, start stockin up now.

Good Morning

 




Friday, September 6, 2024

Holee Crap. You gotta watch this video. Don't be drinking anything when you do.

 This video was found over at The Feral Irishman

Debt Forgiveness? Yessirree Bob we can consider that.

Here is a movie for you.

 Click on the red link below to watch this movie. But be forewarned. If there is one F-word in this movie there gotta be about 4 million more.

Mr. Right

Have you ever watched a movie that was so awful you couldn't stop watching it? 

That's what this movie is. Awful. But at the same time it had me enthralled wondering how much worse it could get.

The stars are Sam Rockwell, Anna Kendrick, and Tim Roth.

Good luck.

Waddaya Mean No Penguins??

 





Happy Friday

 





Monday, September 2, 2024

An Hour of Working Doesn't Even Buy Me a Thing of Chicken...

Adulting is hard.

This is the situation we find ourselves in. Thank you, democrats.

 

An Oldie, But A Goodie

 One bright afternoon, an elderly woman named Violet was leisurely driving down the highway when she noticed flashing lights in her rearview mirror. Without a hint of worry, she calmly pulled over, and a young police officer approached her car.

Officer: "Ma'am, do you know why I stopped you?"
Violet: "Is there a problem, Officer?"
Officer: "Yes, ma'am. You were speeding."
Violet: "Ah, I see."
Officer: "May I see your driver’s license, please?"
Violet: "I’d show you, but I don’t have one."
Officer: "You don’t have one?"
Violet: "Nope. Lost it four years ago for drunk driving."
The officer blinked, surprised, but kept going.
Officer: "Can I see your vehicle registration papers?"
Violet: "I can’t do that."
Officer: "Why not?"
Violet: "Because I stole this car."
The officer’s eyes widened in shock.
Officer: "You… stole it?"
Violet: "Yes, and I killed the owner. His body parts are in the trunk if you want to check."
The officer’s face drained of color. He backed away from the car slowly and called for backup. Within minutes, the car was surrounded by police, and a senior officer, hand resting on his holstered gun, cautiously approached Violet.
Officer 2: "Ma’am, please step out of the vehicle."
Violet complied, stepping out with a gentle smile.
Violet: "Is there an issue, Officer?"
Officer 2: "One of my officers said you stole this car and killed the owner."
Violet: "Killed the owner? Goodness, no! Feel free to check the trunk if you’re worried."
The senior officer, still on edge, motioned for her to open the trunk. Violet did so, revealing nothing but an empty space where her groceries usually went.
Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma’am?"
Violet: "Yes, sir. Here are the registration papers."
The officer looked them over, growing more confused with each passing second.
Officer 2: "My officer also said you don’t have a driver’s license."
With a knowing smile, Violet reached into her handbag and pulled out her license, handing it over.
The officer stared at it, then back at her, utterly baffled.
Officer 2: "Everything checks out. I’m sorry, ma’am, but my officer reported that you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and even that you killed the owner."
Violet: (chuckling) "I bet that liar also told you I was speeding!"
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