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Have Some Thursday Memes

 

Insurance. PPPTTTTAAAKKK. HachSpit.

 

Hump Day

 

This is pure bullshit.

 Is it safe to eat sprouted potatoes? A toxicologist settles the debate

I eat sprouted potatoes all the time. Flick the sprouts off, cook em, eat em.

Easy peazy japanesy.

Back to Work Monday

 

Remember the judge who helped an illegal alien escape ice?

 Wisconsin Judge Who Helped Illegal Alien Escape ICE Learns Fate

Good Morning Friday

 Just to let you all know, the neighborhood flasher who was set to retire this month, has decided to stick it out for one more year.

Please be patient with me. I'm fuckin things up as fast as I can.

The  best medicine is not laughter, chicken noodle soup, ice bath, date with a woman. No sir. The best medicine is a suppressed lever action rifle. 

Thank you for being  my friend. It's a questionable life choice on your part, but I do appreciate it.

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like to be as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my  mouth.

It Still Sucks

went to the doc. torn  rotator cuff, riight shoulder. theey are talking to innsurance aaboout mri. possible surgeryy.

more laterr

Well, this sucks.

Blogging will be light for a couple days.  Fell off a ladder, messed up my shoulder.

More later.

I most certainly can.

 

Easter Memes

 

Total gas taxes, fees, environmental compliance costs and other bullshit add about a $1.44 pg

Gotta Be Careful Goin To The Doctor

 

Shakeup Goin On in the Admin

 Bondi OUT as Attorney General… Replaced in Interim by Blanche

President Trump Now Reportedly Considering Firing DNI Tulsi Gabbard in Addition to Pam Bondi – White House Responds

This just is, don't know if it's good or bad.

Who's gonna replace who? 

Do we have ANYBODY in the political class of this country who will do what WE want done?

If it was up to me I would  nominate ANY of the bloggers we follow. ANY of them could do a better job than what we got goin on now.

6 to 12 Month Backorder?

 If you haven't gone out to the wrecking yard and started pulling parts for your vintage truck you might be gettin too late to do that. I would do that but I have this problem called I'm lazy as fuck and can't get off my ass.

Does Anyone Know They Plan to Launch to the Moon Tomorrow?

 I didn't.

Final Preparations Underway for NASA’s Moon Mission

NASA Teams Readying Artemis II Moon Rocket for Launch

The Truth, One Meme at a Time.

 

Midday Memes

 

I hate being lied to.

 How do you hold a big box store accountable?

Would burning down a cinder block building work?

I want a new lawnmower. Found a 21" selfpropelled mower on lowes website, $419. Unavailable online.

Mower

Called my local store and no humans on the phone, it's a stupid AI assistant?

What are you looking for, it says. So I go thru the whole process with this ai thing, it says it is in stock at my store.

Get there and a big sign over the front door: Gas mowers in stock.

Yeah, but it's only one style and not the one I want and it is $180 more expensive.

Find the guy back there and tell him I want this one. Sorry not in stock all we got is this one. He doesn't really understand why I'm upset and blows me off. Not the kind you're thinking of.

I complain at customer service and get dismissed there also. So I look online, it's still there. I call my local store again. This time the ai thing does not say it is in stock, it says it is Available for Purchase.

I would buy at a smaller local store but there are none of those here. 

Anyway. How's your saturday been?

I hope this not ai.

 

Keep it all shutdown why dontcha

 I haven't been paying attention again. Apparently there is a partial government shutdown going on I haven't really thought about.

I guess dhs, ice, border patrol etc. are not funded. Who knew?

But the rest of the guvmint is funded? How does that compute? But only for a short time?

As the robot said, That does not compute.

I guess the senate passed a bill to fund dhs but not ice, etc. then went on a two week vacation.

But the house is telling the senate no way jose.

Why the fuck are we still paying and electing these sunzabitches. That is just a rhetorical question by the way.

Shit like this is why i don't vote anymore.

Good Evening

 If you ever feel dumb, remember this:

An entire religion refuses to eat pork because it's impure, yet worships an old man who married a 6 year old.

Yep.

 

I Would Vote for This Man

 This man won the republican primary for sheriff in arkansas on march 4, 2026. I did not know sheriff elections were republican or democrat.

Whatever. I would vote for this guy. The man he killed had raped his daughter once before. He's lucky all he got was killed. 

Happy Naptime Tuesday