Fauci's Lawyer Gets Removed From Hearing

 

Insurance companies sure are ballsy aren't they

 I told you guys that I was wondering if I made a mistake when I switched insurance providers. I switched to mercury insurance by the way.

Well I don't know if I've made a mistake or not but I received quote documentation UNquote from these assholes today and one of the things that I excuse me not one of the things but the only thing so far I gotta change is they telling me I gotta remove my water heater and replace it.

The water heater is working just fine and there's not a leak anywhere on the damn thing. I called my new agent and asked him what the hell about it and he said well they have the right to decline if you don't do what they tell you you gotta do. Well what gives them sunzabitches the right to do that I don't give a fuck if they're paying the claims or not.

I haven't filed a claim on anything on any house anywhere  almost 50 fucking years that ought to count for something with these bastards.

The only reason I have insurance on a house is 'cause the mortgage company requires it. If it wasn't for that I'd be my own insurance.

Now I know they gotta make money and they gotta be sure they don't pay out too much but goddamn that's a little ballsy telling me I gotta change my water heater id'n it?

Well if I can swing it I'm gonna sell this place within the next two years and buy me a fucking little sedan and I'm gonna sleep on the streets. I'll pay $20.00 a month for the insurance on the sedan and be done with it.

 God almighty.

Memes for Today

 

Money money money... money

 Frequently when viewing videos or memes or whatever there will be a question that goes like this: which would you prefer to get, $4 trillion today $1,000,000 a day $5000 a second $20,000 a minute or something of that nature.

Now I realize that questions of this nature are really ******* stupid 'cause I ain't gonna get that much money. 'Cause ain't nobody stupid enough to give me that much money.

But just as an exercise in stupidity I got to thinking about it and I decided that I would take the $4 trillion one time payment today. The way I figure is if they figure it is income I'd be taxed somewhere around probably 50 to 60% and I might get almost $2 trillion out of it if I'm lucky.

Well you know what if I only got even a half a trillion out of it that would be more than I'd need for the rest of my whole *** **** life.

I mean Jesus Christ unless I'm gonna buy about 3 or 4  F97s or something like that I wouldn't be able to spend it all.

What about you?

You know that tingling feeling you get on the back of your neck when you do something that you might wind up being a mistake?

 That's what I got going on right now. I just switched insurance providers on my autos and on my house.  I've been with State Farm Insurance for about 58 years and for several years I've wanted to get rid of their *** this week I finally did that.

There's an old saying I used to hear about that goes something like I know I'm making a mistake I just hope it's not a giant ******* mistake.

Anyhow wish me luck will ya.

Good Morning Friday

 

If they thought there was a shoulder fired rocket launcher down there why the hell were they still letting airplanes land?

 Air Traffic Control Warns Pilots of Shoulder-Fired Missile Threat at LaGuardia

Does that make even a little bit of sense to you?

Air control to pilot exercise extreme caution there's a man pad launcher down there.

What the **** did you say?

This young baseball fan got smacked in the head for not standing for the anthem

 Chicago Cubs Fan Smacks Young Man Upside Head for Refusing to Stand for National Anthem in Viral Video

This young guy in my opinion got what he deserved. Look for two dork ASSHOLES to the right of him who don't seem to understand he should have stood for the anthem.

I understand everybody has their rights to do or not do as they please but I approve of the fact he gets smacked in the head.

Fuckim.

Good Morning

 

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Who Needs Internet?

 

Do your fans at home sometimes feel like they're not moving enough air? And a short rant.

 Recently I had two fans that did not seem to be moving a lot of air.

I had to remove the front covers remove the blades and wash them because the leading edges had lots of dirt and crap on the side. After I cleaned them they performed 150% better than they had before.

Isn't it amazing how clean stuff performs better? Kind of like how your car runs better after you wash it.

Recently I bought a microphone for my computer so I could use the voice to text function on Windows 10.

When the function works it helps me significantly but frequently when the microphone is listening it just quits working like now. I had to restart the sumbitch 3 times.

I think it's just something to do with my computer.

I guess the rant is over for now. You folks have a good day.

Mornin'

 

There was that law in 2010 about healthcare...nope,nope, that fucked everybody.

Would You Shop in a Store With a Dead Person Laying in the Aisle????

 Granada Hills Vons stays open after customer dies in bakery aisle, employees say

I wouldn't.

But I guess a lot of people did.

Jesus Christ. 

The body lay there for four hours.

If I am the manager of that store, I'm locking the doors and escorting everyone out. 

Screw what corporate says.

Monday.

I Think They Mean Boomer

Good Morning

 

Forget eating spinach Popeye! Just smell chocolate!

 Smelling chocolate could make your leg day workout easier, even on an empty stomach

Git Off My Lawn

 

Morning Memes

 

I Don't Think So Tim.

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MMM Deviled Eggs

Independence Day Memes

 

My thoughts exactly!

 

Wednesday Memes

 

Good afternoon have some memes