Vern's Stories

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Out of Town

Sorry folks, I went out of state and forgot to check in.

Posting will be spotty for a couple of weeks, I'm visiting my family here in Texas.

Saturday, June 28, 2025

Boy ain't that the truth.

A couple went to the doctor to find out what gender their baby would be when born.

The doctor said: Why the hell do people want to know the gender of their baby.

They just gonna let the little M.F.er choose later on anyway.

I am old and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I never found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do "The Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret?

The Dig is Subtle, in This One

Listen to This Asshole Speak

DEI Expert

Listen to this black bastard. He can't speak plain straight forward words.

He has to weasel word his way thru.

Friday, June 27, 2025

The Best 12 Gauge For Drones

Offgrid Solar Power Made Easy

Budget Friendly Handtruck Solar System

This has about 3 to 5KW of ac output. The bigger battery you put on the better it will work. This will easily power a fridge and a freezer 24/7 if you have solar panels hooked up to it. At least I think it will.

This looks like a fairly simple, straight forward type of project.

Here is a link to a page with small home type solar generators:

Top 10 Solar Generators 2025

I'm Not Gonna Hold My Breath Waiting on This One

‘First-Of-Its-Kind” Action on Biden Autopen Scandal

This feeeemale admitted under oath she controlled the biden autopen for a year and a half.

Who the hell died and made her commander in chief?

Why the hell hasn't she been indicted, arrested, or whatever the hell it's called.

She says she was authorized to use joe's autopen. Who the hell gave THAT authorization. Slojoe was too demented to give that, so who did?

Why haven't we seen firing squads over this shit yet?

Fuck a bunch of epstein, I wanna know who was controlling the most powerful country in the world.

Thursday, June 26, 2025

NYC Will Vote in The Socialist

Will New York City Become the New Socialist Paradise?

I would say New York City is pretty much screwed. They have a choice to vote for the dumass they already got.

Or they can vote for the new dumass who wants the citizenry of million dollar plus salaries to pay more taxes to fund all the free shit he wants to give away.

Now I ask you: if you're gonna believe you're gettin more free shit, who you gonna vote for?

Whoever Makes These Videos...Must Have a Lot of Time on Their Hands

Well, That Was Awkward

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Good Morning Memes

Here is an oldie, but it's a goody.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you can catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him quite a while to catch her but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. So for the next four days the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day 50 lb. program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine...".