Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com

Good Morning

 A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!

Ghost Ships are Rising From the Sea at Iwo Jima

 Japanese ghost ships that were sunk by the US during WWII at Battle of Iwo Jima are RAISED from the seabed by tremors from one of island's most active volcanoes

My Daughter Texted This to Me and I Almost Had a Heart Attack

 Rachel Levine becomes first openly transgender official to be named four-star admiral

But not in the navy thank God. This is in some pretend wannabe something or other in the health service dept.


TThis is a garbage dump near Paris, France with hundreds of electrically powered cars.
Mind you, these are only cars used by the city of Paris and not personal vehicles.
They all have the same problem,.... the battery storage cells have gone and need to be replaced.
Why don't you just replace them?
Two reasons.. n
Firstly, the batteries cost almost double what the car costs new, and secondly, no landfill or waste processor will allow the batteries to be disposed of there.
So these green electric fairy tale cars are all on set-aside grounds while their batteries drain toxic substances to the ground.
Still think we should turn green????



WHO DID THIS? 🤣🤣😅😂 #letsgobrandonchallenge

In WW2 a catchy little thing called Kilroy Was Here caught on with all of our soldiers. Sounds to me like Let's Go Brandon is catching on just like that did.

Bill Gates Wanted a Bunker Because He Thought a Virus Bigger Than Ebola Would Occur




Jay Inslee Can Kiss His Ass


Time Will Change Again the First Sunday in November

It’s almost time to fall back an hour: Here’s when daylight saving time ends 

I hate it when the time changes. Why don't the government assholes leave the damn thing alone? Answer, because that is what they do, meddle in things that don't concern them. Which makes them assholes.

There is a saying that goes like this: Only the white man would be stupid enough to cut six inches off the bottom of a blanket and sew it back onto the top, and think that makes the blanket six inches longer.

The physicality of our planet is unchangeable. No matter what we do with our clocks, the sun rises at the same rate every day, and at basically the same time consistent with our planets rotation. And it does the same thing at night when it sets. Changing our clocks does absolutely nothing. Just like in that song War. 


 The FJB/Let’s Go Brandon fad is spreading and spreading

And this is the guy that got, what, 80 some odd million votes?

Have Some Late Saturday Night Good Ass Music to Tap Your Toes To


Government, Leave My Sodium Alone

 FDA announces plan to tamp down sodium consumption in U.S. diets

I wish government would stay out of my business. I know they do some things that actually help to protect people, but this ain't one of 'em.

I can look at the food ingredients on the label and either buy or not buy it based upon what the label says. I don't need gov't to limit my sodium intake to help prevent diseases like hypertension and cardiovascular disease that disproportionately impact racial and ethnic minority groups, often resulting in hundreds of thousands of lives lost and billions in annual health care costs.

I can do that myself thank you very much. And I'm not racial or ethnic so leave me alone.


Well, Son of a Bitch. This Don't Look Good At All

China Tests New Hypersonic Nuclear-Capable Missile That Circled Entire Globe at Low-Orbit – US Military Officials Stunned

 US intelligence and military officials were stunned.

We have no idea how they did this.

Those 2 sentences should be enough to scare the shit out of even the most deranged leftist.

The fact that china was able to send a nuclear capable missile all the way around the WORLD and then miss their target by only 24 miles should scare the shit out of everyone.

Can you say EMP anyone?

Are you prepared for that?

I Would Sell This House at a 90% Discount

 More than 90 rattlesnakes found under Northern California home

A Great Line

I was watching a you tube by South Main Auto and he said a great line I would like to share.

There are some things that don't lie. For example, 5 year olds and yoga pants.

But there are 3 things that do lie: scantools, service data and POLITICIANS.

I just love that. All politicians lie. You know how to tell if a politician is lying? If his lips are moving!

The Amish and Herd Immunity

 Here is an interesting video on the Amish with herd immunity over at Common Cents.

More Doom and Gloom and Some of My Nonsense

 Our Economy Is Starting To Break Down On A Very Basic Level

What are you guys seeing where you live? Are shelves getting bare? Long lines for gas? Gas is sky high here, $4.59 gallon for 87 octane.And this is winter, it usually goes down in winter.

This week and last week my wife and I went to 2 different Target stores approximately 15 miles apart, 4 or 5 grocery stores, a couple of different Lowes(I am hunting for a specific brand and model of flashlight, which I found today at a Target and bought 3 of them). Each of those stores are jam packed with products. The only place I saw empty shelves was at one of the Target stores the tp and paper towel aisles were only half full. All other aisles were overflowing with product. Same at Lowes and all of the grocery stores we visited. So locally I am not seeing a crunch as of yet.

The flashlight I wanted was an Energizer 400 lumen HD Vision powered by 2 AA batteries. I lost mine somehow last week while helping my grandson work on his Ford Expedition. It is a good little flashlight, I carry it everywhere cause I need a lot of light to see these days. 

By the way, if you ever want to change the sparkplugs on a ford expedition, plan on it being an all day job. This is the second time I have changed plugs on an expedition, not the same one either. Both times took almost 8 hours. Two guys working one on each bank took 4 hours on each bank. Some of those plugs are a bitch to get to.

But we got the misfire stopped and she runs good now. That's what counts.

Pete Buttgig Speaks and It's Doom and Gloom

 Trans Secretary Buttigieg Tells Us Supply Chain Nightmares Could Last For Years