Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.





 







Censored

Is the internet being censored even more? 
My wife sent me several memes she found on facebook and i saved those to my computer. 

When I tried to put them into a post here, i found those images had not been saved and would not save as an image. 

So i copied the images and tried to paste them here. Every time blogger says failed to upload.

The sunzabitches.

 











 


Was Senator Roy Blunt Arrested??

Was Senator Roy Blunt arrested at the faux inauguration? This video appears to show him being led away in handcuffs. I have done several duckduckgo searches and this video is all i have found. I at first thought no way was he arrested, the lady escorting him i think is his wife. But the awkward position of his hands does lead one to believe otherwise. And as he turns to the left near the end of the video, if you look closely at his hand area, i see what i believe to be handcuffs. I have to believe if he was arrested, the left would be going crazy all over the place about this?

I forgot to say I first saw this story over at It Ain't Holy Water.
If this is true, I think this is kind of a big deal. In my 69 years I have never seen this before.

What do you think?



 

What Do You Think of This??

 I found this post over at Cold Fury. Good blog, go check it out.

Deplatforming: back atcha!

Alinski’s Rule 4 must be rigidly enforced.

If Monster Tech can aggressively de-platform businesses and individuals for expressing forbidden opinions, then maybe it’s time for skilled tradesmen to respond in kind against the woke left.

Leftists despise working class “deplorables” and seek to punish them for all their disapproved habits – you know – God, guns, motorized vehicles, and voting MAGA. Well, the tradesmen I know are swamped with business right now, so it might be a good time for them to establish their own “terms of service” enabling them to deny services to advocates of cancel culture. We’ve learned from Monster Tech that all you have to do is declare someone’s speech to be “hateful” or state that their speech might “incite violence” to banish someone from receiving service. If a deplorable can be targeted as hate-filled for simply supporting Trump, then a tradesman’s Terms of Service can in turn declare that any visible support for Democrats constitutes hate speech.

Broken down on the side of the road with a Bernie or Biden bumper sticker? Sorry – you’re going to have to find a wrecker that employs all 57 genders and declares all their pronouns. But Earl’s 24-Hour Wrecker won’t be towing your car today. Terms of service, you know.

Broken down furnace during a deep freeze? Too bad you advocated for a fracking ban on Facebook. That’s a violation of Smith HVAC’s terms of service. It looks like you’ll need to find yourself an HVAC company that can fix you up with 100% renewable energy if you want your heat back on.

It’s a shame about that plumbing leak, but your hate-filled “Hate Has No Home Here” sign is a violation of Jones Plumbing’s terms of service. If you’ll just open your backdoor, the leaking water will find its way out.

Low on gas in the middle of the desert? That’s a shame, but Last Chance Gas can’t put fuel in your car if it’s going to be spreading the message of hate encompassed by your COEXIST sticker.

What goes around has a nasty way of coming around. So game ON, you rat bastards.

I Will Have to Move Back if This Happnes

 TEXIT!

Thought

 This is from Antz in Pantz

Thought for the Day

Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker that said, “I’m a veterinerian, therefore I can drive like an animal.”

Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists are on the roads…

Slow Joe, Kameltoe and democrats are idiots or traitors---you decide

 Biden’s order could let China control U.S. electric grid

 






Rollout Solar Panels

 I was reading at Wired Right  just now and ran across this video:

RollOut Solar Panels

Note: Please bear in mind the units at the linked website are 50hz models, not the 60hz we use in amerika.

I am a fan of solar panels. I am not a fanatic like the greenies, i realize the environmental cost, but i think they make a lot of sense. But i don't want to get rid of my fossil fuel powered electricity, because i do like my comforts. But just like in the stock market, diversity can be the key.

However, solar panels do make a lot of sense to use as an emergency backup power supply.( And yes, I know solar only works when the sun is shining. But at least you can run your fridge during the day, and leave it closed at night, unless you have enough battery power.)

 Generators provide electricity, but when you run out of fuel, what do you do? In many emergencies, fuel is in short supply, and when you run out, you are done. I have about 40 gallons in stock here, and i run my generator at least once a month to ensure it runs. Recently i had a problem with it. It would run a few minutes, then die. I screwed with that thing for 2 months trying to make it run right. I finally determined it was dying because it was low on oil, it has  a low oil cutoff switch. But. I religiously checked the oil on this thing, and it was full. Stupid me. I found ANOTHER oil port on the otherside of the motor which  is a full 1 inch higher than the one I was checking. I was low on oil.

Point being, if that was happening during one of my emergencies i hope to be able to survive, we would have been in trouble power wise.

In the 12 years I have lived in this house i am in now, we have lost power about 4 times, one of those was at thanksgiving for about 24 hours. A small solar system i have allowed us to run 2 refrigerators and a freezer until power was restored. So i think they have their uses.

I went to the link for these panels i saw at the video. They have some roll out style power panel systems available which would work good for construction sites or just about anywhere. 

Here is the link to that: Fast Fold Panels

Go to the link for products and check out the Fast Fold energy system. I don't know the cost for that but it looks interesting. 

But, your mileage may vary. You may not like the renewable energy systems. As i said, diversification in your energy needs is not all bad, and may save your bacon someday. Especially in light of the coming festivities.

10 Years in Real Life Jail for Posting a Stupid Meme---Welcome to slowjoe and the hoe's amerika

 Besides, if any individual was so unfathomably stupid as to read a joke meme on Twitter and take its voting guidance seriously without doing five seconds of additional research, then the fault lies solely with that individual. You cannot always victim blame in cases of fraud, but when the supposed “fraud” is a silly picture on Twitter telling you to vote in a presidential election with a hashtag or text message, the victim does indeed deserve the blame. If anything, the alleged oppressor has done us a favor by weeding out the sort of terminal morons who shouldn’t be voting in the first place. I realize that is not a valid legal defense, but it is a relevant moral consideration.

They Want to Deprogram You

 They want to deprogram you. Because you are a part of the Cult of Trump. Remember Jim Jones? It's that on steroids they say.

Deprogram


How would you go about deprogramming them? 

308? 223? 7.62x39?

Why do we need congress any longer???

 All of President Biden’s key executive orders — in one chart

Isn't this something dictators do?

John I Served in VietNam Kerry is an Asshole

 Remember when someone, I don't remember who, said "They should learn to code"?

Well, now that asshole John I served in VietNam asshole Kerry is saying something quite similar.

"Those people that are losing their jobs can be the ones to make the solar panels."

Can you believe this pompous cocksucker? Can you believe he is THAT detached from reality to believe his bloviating bullshit?

And O'Biden has apparently said, the people losing their jobs can make the electric cars. Where are the factories for that? Are you going to build them in rural South Dakota where they are living now? Are you going to build the factories to make the electric cars in every non oil producing area you have manufactured?  What is that,like 5000 places in the USA? Or are you going to make all of these jobless oilworkers move to detroit? Or los angesstan, i guess that is incorrect, it's more like greater tijuana.

Here in california we can't keep the power on for the whole state 100% of the time, so how the fuck are we going to be able to charge the electric cars.

John I served in VietNam asshole kerry is a hypocrite. He flies everywhere he goes in a fossil fueled jet, his family owns a private fossil fueled jet. The same fossil fuels he wants to get rid of.

And then he has the audacity to tell these jobless oil producing workers "What President Biden wants to do is make sure that those folks have better choices... That they can be the people to go to work to make the solar panels."

Fuck that sonofabitch.

Let Them Eat Solar Panels


Shamelessly Taken from It Ain't Holy Water

 


New Soldier

 A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear - no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?"



Joke

 At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."


This joke is a tribute to slow joe biden:

A kindergarten student was having trouble putting on his boots, and asked his teacher for help. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. Finally they got both boots on. She grimaced when the little boy said, "They're on the wrong feet."
Sure enough, they were. The teacher kept her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the correct feet. The little boy then announced, "These aren't my boots." The teacher sighed and pulled the boots off.
The boy then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them."
The teacher felt like crying, but she mustered up the strength to wrestle the boots back onto his feet. "Now," she said, "where are your mittens?"
The boy replied, "I stuffed them in my boots...."



Social Media Influencer Charged with Election Interference

 I don't have a clue who this guy is, but apparently in 2016 he was really big on twitter. So big that he has been arrested for influencing the election. 

Let that sink in for a minute. He was arrested because he influenced an election. 

Isn't that what the fuck every goddamn election campaign since the beginning of time has done? So why isn't every member of every campaign everywhere in the united states who is still alive not being arrested at this very minute? Selective arrest?

The charges in the complaint are allegations, and the defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty.

Well. If he is presumed innocent then how the hell can they arrest him?


I Think My Dog's a Democrat Bryan Lewis Official Video

tanya tucker love me like you used to

Jeannie Kendall - Heaven's Just A Sin Away

Is Tulsi Gabbard a Reasonable Democrat?

 “But let’s be clear, the John Brennans, Adam Schiffs and the oligarchs in Big Tech who are trying to undermine our constitutionally protected rights and turn our country into a police state with KGB-style surveillance are also domestic enemies — and much more powerful, and therefore dangerous, than the mob that stormed the Capitol.”


Tulsi Gabbard

Slow Joe

 

Best for the Country


Joe Biden gets elected President and is spending his first night in the White House. He has waited so long.....

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Joe says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Joe, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Joe says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Joe says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

Wednesday Funnies

 

Lemon Drops


The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.

The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice "I'd like to try the bet."

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, what?"

The man replied, "I'm an IRS Agent.


Official Announcement


Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."

It's About Time

 NEW: Supreme Court Dismisses Emoluments Cases Against Trump Brought By Rabid Democrats

How is This Legal????

 JUST IN: Chief Justice Roberts Will Not Preside Over Trump Senate Impeachment Trial Instead It Will Be Democrat Leahy


Senate President Pro Tempore, Pat Leahy (VT) will preside over the sham trial instead.

Didn't that son of a  bitch vote to impeach last time? How the goddam hell is this anywhere close to legal?

Goddamn sunzabitch mcconnel and the rino assholes BETTER stop shitting where they eat, or they are gonna find out what it means to be a conservative. They are gonna find out they have a big hole to shit out of when they get done pulling the big ass 50 cal out of their ass.

I Screwed Up

 Boy, I screwed up. I didn't keep a close enough eye on my propane tank level. Went out to check it and Boom! It's at 24% and going down, baby.

It will be delivered wednesday, i don't think we will run out, but dang, I should have been paying closer attention.(When i was a kid we were so poor i couldn't even pay attention.)

So a belated new year resolution will be: Pay Attention Dumbass!!

Hope I can keep that one.

Even if you don't use propane for anything, have you ever thought about where it comes from, how it's delivered, what other things can be made from it?

For example, acetone and propylene glycol are derived from it. Look at the ingredients of some of your foods, and you may find propylene glycol.

Anyway, I think we will pay around $2.45 a gallon for it, when it arrives wednesday.

Propane



 


The Big Lie

 Update on the BIG LIE: Law Professor Confirms Election Fraud Evidence Is “Significant” – Cases Only Dismissed on Process Grounds Not Merit

Thanks to Democrats---The Lines are Becoming More Clear

 Missouri Gun Shop Announces They ‘Don’t Have Guns or Ammo for Biden Supporters’

Rand Paul

 

 







Who Would've Thought This?

 Now that sleepy joe and the ho have been instilled and coronated, the who(not the musical group) has now come out and said the covid tests may not be accurate.

The World Health Organization is warning that widely deployed technology used to test for COVID-19 may, if interpreted incorrectly, lead at least some patients to believe they have the virus when in fact they are not "truly infected."




 

Looks Like There Isn't Going to Be a Patriot Party

 “Top pro-Trump Republicans close to the Trump administration told The Daily Wire that they thought it was a ‘bad idea’ and that it would split enough support away from the Republican Party that it would ensure Democrats stay in the majority for quite some time into the future,”

Trump Has Political Plans For 2022, Abandons Idea Of Creating Third Political Party: Report

Ole Bernie

 



I had to laugh

On the 16th of January I ordered a manual hydraulic logsplitter from Lowes via the internet web page.

They sent me an email on the 18th of January to say it is on its way to me.

They left a place I could track shipment, so I've been checking. They always say it will be delivered on 25 january, which is tomorrow. Anyway, it started out in new jersey, then the next day illinois, then utah, then newberry springs calif.

Newberry Springs is on interstate 40 down by Arizona. That was yesterday. This morning i checked and the logsplitter is in stockton california.

That's why i had to laugh. Stockton is almost 100 miles north of me. They had to drive right past my house to go to stockton.

Oh well, guess it will be here tomorrow.


Be Careful With Your Chemicals

In the last year I have learned that a product called Brakleen can be used as a starting fluid for engines. Never knew that before, never had call to use a starting fluid. I have used it successfully to help start my lawnmower and generator engines.

Tonight, since I am up at 4 am again, as is my usual status these days, I was watching automotive repair videos. I know, videos with naked chicks are much better, but I am to the point it is best not to excite myself.

Anyway, the guy in the video is explaining why he is not using a starting fluid to see if his car will run, because all he has is brakleen and that causes phosgene gas to form when burned, he says. But I don't know if burning in an engine will cause that, because I don't know if the temps get high enough. Welding can cause it.

So I did a duckduckgo search and the first article to come up is linked here. Take it for what it's worth.


And here is a second article: 

Some Really Bad Jokes

 A man runs to the doctor and says: "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doctor asks: How long was she had this condition?"
"Two years." replies the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the doctor. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies: "We needed the eggs"



Mother: Now, Little Johnny, eat your spinach. It’s good for growing children.
Little Johnny: Who wants to grow children?



The newlywed Blonde went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received as a wedding gift. The salesman carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready.
A few weeks later she was back in the store and the salesman asked her how she liked the coffee maker.

"Wonderful!" she replied, "But... it's just awfully inconvenient to have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee."


Retirement

 


This is The Biggest Constitutional Crisis This Country Has Ever Faced

 This is the biggest constitutional crisis this country has ever faced.

The constitution provides for the removal from office of the president upon conviction at his impeachment trial.

As far as I can see it provides nothing if the president has already left office. 

The constitution also says the chief justice of the supreme court will preside over the trial of the impeachment of the president. Only problem is Donald Trump is not the president any longer. So what the hell do they think they are doing?

What the hell gives the senate the idea that they have ANY jurisdiction over a private citizen, which is what Donald Trump is now.

It is long past time to kill these sunzabitches.