Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com

Asshole Gov. Gavin Newsom is a Dumb Son of a Bitch

 These dumb democrat assholes think they can get rid of fossil fuels and not harm anyone. They just don't get it. Green energy is fine, but only as a backup to conventional fossil fuel. 

And screw nuclear power plants. I hope we are never stupid enough to build another one.

Newsom Administration Announces New Ban Regulations on Oil and Gas Facilities

2x4 Becomes a Jack - Cool Trick

I have never seen or heard of this before. But then again, I am not any sort of a carpenter.

Twenty Two Long Rife

 .22 LR may be the most common cartridge around. Just my opinion I guess.

Have you ever heard that a .22 can travel out to a mile? I have heard that, but I'm not sure I believe that. Especially after watching this youtube video of .22lr bullet drop.

Floridas Surgeon General Speaks About Covid

Florida’s Surgeon General Speaking Facts About the Climate of Deceit Surrounding Covid 



The Week in WTF??

 You gotta keep readin till you get to the tattooed villain and get a look at this guys mug.

THE WEEK IN WTF? 10/22/21

Audio of Pilots Saying Lets Go Brandon

 This was recorded today on international frequency that pilots use.

They're Only Doing This Because They Got Caught, and It Pissed Us Normals Off

 National School Board Association States Regret, Apologizes for Letter Comparing Parents to Terrorists

These goddamn sunzabitches are nothing more than arrogant power hungry pricks and cunts. They are just as bad as the california highway patrol--hack spit throwup.

These assholes have been catching hell from parents, and one state board actually resigned from the national board because of it.

More people are starting to finally wake up and stand up to the assholes running things. About damn time.

Florida Representative Posey Ends His Speech with Let's Go Brandon!

 WATCH: Congressman Bill Posey’s ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Speech on House Floor Goes Viral



 For all the Biden voters out there.  This is how much oil and hydraulic fluid it takes to service a class 5 combine, which is one of the smaller combines in operation today.  It also takes about 9 gallons of coolant in addition to the oil.  What you don’t see are the 10 to 15  tubes of grease it takes to keep all the moving parts moving during harvest season.  Off-road diesel is now slightly over three dollars a gallon.  Your food prices are about to go through the roof, but at least you don’t have to worry about mean tweets or the President of the United States offending anyone.

They are Going to Push and Push and Push These Damn Electric Vehicles on Us

 Turns out you can lead businesses to an electric F-150, but you can't make them buy.

The whole world is going crazy with this push for green energy. Green energy is good when it's used correctly, such as backup for your reliable fossil fuel energy.

But right now they want everyone to buy these damn electric cars. Where they gonna get the batries from? HMMM? 

They know, they will mine more lithium and build them in china where there are no environmental regulations.

Where they gonna get the electricity from to charge these batries? There is barely enough to go around with what we need now. Or will they do rolling blackouts in one part of the state so they can recharge cars in another part of the state. That wouldn't surprise me at all.

The article is talking about electric F150's. Driving 60 miles from your work site to charge your truck. Here is a chance for someone to develop a high efficiency fossil fueled generator. It will be stationed in the bed of your truck, permanently wired into your battery charging port. 

You can do this as an aftermarket installation and make boo ku bucks.

Or you can just buy an F150 with an onboard generator.

The Streets Of Los Angeles Are Overflowing With Cargo Trucks

 Trucks and cargo containers are filling the streets, and residents are saying they’ve had enough.

Residents are trapped in their driveways as trucks and trailers flood the streets. Hell, that's alright. Open it up and start selling the contents like a yard sale, then when it's empty move it into the backyard for a storage shed.

How Hong Kong Protesters Evade Surveillance With Tech | WSJ

Makes Sense


Crude Oil Inventory is Down. Does This Mean Rising Gas Prices?

 I don't know enough about crude oil to print on the head of a pin and fill up the space. 

Crude oil inventories in Cushing, Oklahoma, are down more than 40% from start of 2021

But I wonder if falling inventory is a precursor to rising gas prices.

They are already high over by Big Sur in california. $7.59 for unleaded, $8.49 for premium.

 Even if you're filling up a car with a relatively small tank, at $7.59 per gallon, you're looking at over $75 for just 10 gallons.

Well, That's Awkward

 Driver Sent Fine After Pedestrian's T-Shirt Is Accidentally Read As Number Plate



From Knowledge is Power

My Son in Law is Fighting With Unemployment

 My son in law last year was drawing unemployment, like a lot of people. He landed a good paying job a few months back, so that unemployment is over.

Recently he received a letter from them stating he had been overpaid several thousand dollars, and they want their money back.


So he calls the number in the letter to get this taken care of. And calls. And calls. And calls. No one answers the damn phone. He counted up and he called over 200 times.

So he gets in touch with his state representative Jim Patterson, whose office is now trying to help him figure this out. But they can't do anything because the employment people don't have any info on this.

So last week he gets another letter about paying back the money. And he calls the number they gave, and calls and calls and calls and calls, no joy.

So he talks  to the rep again, still no info at employment office, so they can't help.

Today he gets a phone call from some "lady" at the employment office asking if he has called to get this taken care of. He explains no one has answered and she says what number are you calling?

Turns out her sole job is to call people to ensure they have the correct phone number to call about the letters they receive. 

Isn't government wonderful.


 When my local barista handed me my change, one coin stood out. “Look at that. You rarely get one of these old wheat pennies nowadays,” I said, tapping the sheaf of-wheat design. I handed her the penny. Turning it over and over in her hand, she said, “You know, I always thought they were made of copper.”

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.

Me: What’s the Wi-Fi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: OK, I’ll have a Coke. Bartender: Three dollars. Me: There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password? Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase.

Good Morning

 A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!

Ghost Ships are Rising From the Sea at Iwo Jima

 Japanese ghost ships that were sunk by the US during WWII at Battle of Iwo Jima are RAISED from the seabed by tremors from one of island's most active volcanoes

My Daughter Texted This to Me and I Almost Had a Heart Attack

 Rachel Levine becomes first openly transgender official to be named four-star admiral

But not in the navy thank God. This is in some pretend wannabe something or other in the health service dept.


TThis is a garbage dump near Paris, France with hundreds of electrically powered cars.
Mind you, these are only cars used by the city of Paris and not personal vehicles.
They all have the same problem,.... the battery storage cells have gone and need to be replaced.
Why don't you just replace them?
Two reasons.. n
Firstly, the batteries cost almost double what the car costs new, and secondly, no landfill or waste processor will allow the batteries to be disposed of there.
So these green electric fairy tale cars are all on set-aside grounds while their batteries drain toxic substances to the ground.
Still think we should turn green????



WHO DID THIS? 🤣🤣😅😂 #letsgobrandonchallenge

In WW2 a catchy little thing called Kilroy Was Here caught on with all of our soldiers. Sounds to me like Let's Go Brandon is catching on just like that did.

Bill Gates Wanted a Bunker Because He Thought a Virus Bigger Than Ebola Would Occur




Jay Inslee Can Kiss His Ass


Time Will Change Again the First Sunday in November

It’s almost time to fall back an hour: Here’s when daylight saving time ends 

I hate it when the time changes. Why don't the government assholes leave the damn thing alone? Answer, because that is what they do, meddle in things that don't concern them. Which makes them assholes.

There is a saying that goes like this: Only the white man would be stupid enough to cut six inches off the bottom of a blanket and sew it back onto the top, and think that makes the blanket six inches longer.

The physicality of our planet is unchangeable. No matter what we do with our clocks, the sun rises at the same rate every day, and at basically the same time consistent with our planets rotation. And it does the same thing at night when it sets. Changing our clocks does absolutely nothing. Just like in that song War. 


 The FJB/Let’s Go Brandon fad is spreading and spreading

And this is the guy that got, what, 80 some odd million votes?

Have Some Late Saturday Night Good Ass Music to Tap Your Toes To


Government, Leave My Sodium Alone

 FDA announces plan to tamp down sodium consumption in U.S. diets

I wish government would stay out of my business. I know they do some things that actually help to protect people, but this ain't one of 'em.

I can look at the food ingredients on the label and either buy or not buy it based upon what the label says. I don't need gov't to limit my sodium intake to help prevent diseases like hypertension and cardiovascular disease that disproportionately impact racial and ethnic minority groups, often resulting in hundreds of thousands of lives lost and billions in annual health care costs.

I can do that myself thank you very much. And I'm not racial or ethnic so leave me alone.


Well, Son of a Bitch. This Don't Look Good At All

China Tests New Hypersonic Nuclear-Capable Missile That Circled Entire Globe at Low-Orbit – US Military Officials Stunned

 US intelligence and military officials were stunned.

We have no idea how they did this.

Those 2 sentences should be enough to scare the shit out of even the most deranged leftist.

The fact that china was able to send a nuclear capable missile all the way around the WORLD and then miss their target by only 24 miles should scare the shit out of everyone.

Can you say EMP anyone?

Are you prepared for that?

I Would Sell This House at a 90% Discount

 More than 90 rattlesnakes found under Northern California home

A Great Line

I was watching a you tube by South Main Auto and he said a great line I would like to share.

There are some things that don't lie. For example, 5 year olds and yoga pants.

But there are 3 things that do lie: scantools, service data and POLITICIANS.

I just love that. All politicians lie. You know how to tell if a politician is lying? If his lips are moving!

The Amish and Herd Immunity

 Here is an interesting video on the Amish with herd immunity over at Common Cents.

More Doom and Gloom and Some of My Nonsense

 Our Economy Is Starting To Break Down On A Very Basic Level

What are you guys seeing where you live? Are shelves getting bare? Long lines for gas? Gas is sky high here, $4.59 gallon for 87 octane.And this is winter, it usually goes down in winter.

This week and last week my wife and I went to 2 different Target stores approximately 15 miles apart, 4 or 5 grocery stores, a couple of different Lowes(I am hunting for a specific brand and model of flashlight, which I found today at a Target and bought 3 of them). Each of those stores are jam packed with products. The only place I saw empty shelves was at one of the Target stores the tp and paper towel aisles were only half full. All other aisles were overflowing with product. Same at Lowes and all of the grocery stores we visited. So locally I am not seeing a crunch as of yet.

The flashlight I wanted was an Energizer 400 lumen HD Vision powered by 2 AA batteries. I lost mine somehow last week while helping my grandson work on his Ford Expedition. It is a good little flashlight, I carry it everywhere cause I need a lot of light to see these days. 

By the way, if you ever want to change the sparkplugs on a ford expedition, plan on it being an all day job. This is the second time I have changed plugs on an expedition, not the same one either. Both times took almost 8 hours. Two guys working one on each bank took 4 hours on each bank. Some of those plugs are a bitch to get to.

But we got the misfire stopped and she runs good now. That's what counts.

Pete Buttgig Speaks and It's Doom and Gloom

 Trans Secretary Buttigieg Tells Us Supply Chain Nightmares Could Last For Years