Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

Morning Fun

 Here is a joke for you.  I would acknowledge the website I got it from but I cannot remember where that was. Read it a couple days ago.

On my kitchen counter I saw some ants. I counted ten of them. So I made a little cardboard box and led them into it. 

I guess that makes me a landlord because now I have----tenants.


When I was working my boss used to tell me: You are not fast. You are not slow. You are half-fast.

All Government Sucks and Should Be Disbanded

 Remember the fbi seized 85 million from safe deposit boxes? 

For the second time a judge has told them to show cause why he shouldn't halt the seizures.

How the goddamn hell does our government think it has the right to seize anyones money without filing criminal charges against them? Thats what they did here and they don't seem repentant about it at all. 

Screw them. Kill every government employee and let anarchy run amok in the streets. All this shit will get settled pretty quickly then I betcha.

Judge stymies feds' plan — again — to keep $85 million in raid without filing criminal charges

Clapton made headlines in May when he announced that he had a terrible reaction to the AstraZeneca Covid jab and blamed “propaganda” for overstating the safety of the experimental vaccine.

 Eric Clapton Says He Will Not Play Any Venues Where Fans Are Required to Be Vaccinated

The Insane Lugnut Case Got Crazier! Ep. 7.316---Tire Falls Off But Thats Okay

How to Use a Ratchet Strap - Tips and Tricks!

Are We a Nation of Pusses?

 This article is from Market Ticker .org. I guess I missed this. At a nationals baseball game looks like there was a shooting OUTSIDE the stadium which apparently shutdown the game INSIDE the stadium. When I was a kid I don't think anyone would have noticed maybe thought it was a car backfiring. This article I simply copied and pasted from the website.

The author says 2 guys shutting down the game is impressive. Almost as impressive as 2 covid variants locking down the US.


2021-07-18 07:00 by Karl Denninger
in Editorial , 696 references
[Comments enabled]  

Yep.

The entire ****ing nation is so ******ned soft that if Xi came over here and said "mine" you'd all suck him.

You know I'm right.

Last night during the Nationals game a couple of gang-bangers apparently got into it outside the stadium and shot at each other.  I'm presuming that's what it was, although I obviously can't prove it.  But that shots were fired outside appears to be fact.

Now folks, last time I checked baseball stadiums tend to be made out of metal and concrete, which blocks small arms fire really well.  If said gang-bangers were outside, and they were, then the best place to be is in the stadium.

Cops are reporting two people were shot.  So what?

The park is in the middle of lefty Hell, Bowser's Paradise.  As with most of the cities-cum-****holes it's gotten ridiculously worse over the last 20 or so years.  When I lived in Chicago there were bad parts of town but you were quite safe walking up MagMile to shop.  Not anymore.  You might get carjacked right in the middle of the Loop nowdays.  That sort of crap was unheard of at the time.

Austin TX has undergone a "similar" transformation, as has basically all of San Francisco (which used to be confined more or less to the Tenderloin district) and, of course, Portland.

Think a bit about this: Two gangbangers, more or less, shut down a 40,000 person public event when there was not one scintilla of risk to anyone inside.

That's.... impressive.

Home of the brave?

Meh.  Not any more.  And even better, thank you very much Mayor and the Nationals for pointing out to every nutjob and worse, our actual enemies (you know, China again) that we will hide under our beds and trash elements of our economy because two dudes decide to shoot it out on the other side of a concrete and steel wall.

You don't think that might get exploited, do you?

Black Rifle Coffee Company Repudiates NYTimes Article

 

Western United States Fire Info

  Wildfire activity continues in 13 states where 83 large fires have burned 1,293,636 acres.

 


Imagine

 Imagine if you will...

A world where every meme and tweet must be fact checked.
But not a ballot...

My Phone

 Yesterday my wife and I went to Lowes to get some soil in a bag, some peat moss, and some nitrogen fertilizer. Didn't find peat moss or nitrogen.

While we were there my wife spotted a lady having trouble loading a bag in her cart and asked me to help, so I did. On my way back to my wife she said you have something shining in your shirt pocket.

My phones flashlight was on for some reason. But I couldn't turn it off because the screen brightness had went to full blackout and I couldn't see the screen icons. Took a few minutes but I got the brightness  back up and turned off the flashlight.

Went inside to look at some storage stuff. My wife saw a wire container she said would work to store ribbons in. Then she said I'm not paying that price for it. I will go see what walmart has. About 5 seconds later my phone starts talking to me and says the nearest walmart super center is located...

And I just shut the damn thing off, and rebooted it. That was just weird.

Then today I was farting around and said to my phone Ya Hear That NSA? Then my phone rang. I thought holy shit thats the nsa!

But it was my grandson.

I liked it better when computers were as big as a warehouse.

A Guide to Drinking Water Treatment Technologies for Household Use---From CDC

 A Guide to Drinking Water Treatment Technologies for Household Use

Ya Wanna Go to Canada?

 American citizens and permanent residents who want to come to Canada for non-essential reasons and are fully vaccinated against COVID-19 will be allowed to do so starting on Aug. 9.

 







Tamarack Fire spreads over the weekend | Wildfire Updates

The Bootleg Fire continues to burn as crews work to establish perimeters

"I felt like he needed an old fashioned ass whoopin."

This is great! This ladies Mercedes Benz gets stolen, she tracks it on social media for 3 days, catches the guy at a barber shop next to her own business, and drags the guy out by his dreadlocks!

There is a video at the link.

This Little Pissant needs his ass whooped. His momma too.

 

Found at Randall's BPU

Black Rifle Coffee Company Hates Your Guts

 I have never purchased or drank Black Rifle Coffee, and now I doubt I ever will.

When the ceo of the company apparently has extreme distaste for conservatives, they won't get my money.

The context leading up to Evan Hafer’s apparent disdain for conservatives began with the story of Kyle Rittenhouse, the hero who killed two Antifa thugs in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

America’s Coffee? Owner of Popular Black Rifle Coffee Calls Some Customers “Racists” and “The Worst of American Society;” “I Hate” Them

Can You Believe This Shit?

 Just as soon as asshole gov newsom wins the recall election here in calif, he will probably shut the whole state down again.

LA is already mandating masks again, starting at midnight last night.

On Thursday, Davis indicated more drastic measures might be taken if infection rates don't drop.

Sacramento county here in calif is recommending everyone including fully vaccinated people wear a goddamn mask. What the? I thought vaccination was supposed to protect you? I mean, why am I going to put something dangerous like that into my body when it doesn't protect me like you said it would?

“The drastic increase in cases is concerning – as is the number of people choosing not to get vaccinated,” said Sacramento County Public Health Officer Olivia Kasirye in a statement.

So to me it looks like the state is wending its way back to totalitarianism. We got away from it for about a week when asshole gov newsom started getting scared he would be recalled and started pretending to be a human.


ARIZONA SENATOR CALLS FOR RECALLING ELECTORS AFTER BOMBSHELL AUDIT HEARING

 I did not know they had a hearing.

Following the explosive hearing on the Arizona 2020 election audit, Arizona State Senator Wendy Rogers has now called for “the Biden electors to be recalled to Arizona,” adding that a “new election must be conducted” due to the insecurity of the November election.

Resin shortages continue to affect composites supply chain

 One response from suppliers has been increasing prices for vinyl ester, polyester and other products from companies



Have You Ever Felt Like a Huge Idiot?

 Right now I feel like a stupid asshole. 

I got out my electric hedge trimmer and plugged it up and pulled the trigger just to make sure it worked. 

Didn't sound right so I pulled the trigger again. 

Didn't sound right so I FINALLY look at the sonofabitch!

What a stupid asshole I am. 

I cut the goddamn cord in half!

Funny thing is there were no sparks and nothing tripped either.

Their "Misinformation" is MY Truth

 Did you ever in your life think you would live to see the day that the UNITED STATES government would suppress speech, whether free or any other sort?

I sure as hell didn't.

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki wants the social media site to ban 12 specific anti-vaccine accounts.

Groaners to Start the Day

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads." "Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!"

It seems that when the Holy Angel's Convent was trying to save money, it sent out the nuns' faded clothing to be reconditioned.    Unfortunately, when the things came back they were not of a uniform color.    The businessman who did the work denied responsibility.   He righteously proclaimed that, "Everybody knows that old habits dye hard."

“In a Drought California Is Flushing 75% of the Delta Water Into the Oce...

Hey! Vax Checquers!

 


I Guess I am Intolerant

 Goddamnit, when I ask somebody for a price quote on repair of a vehicle, I expect to get a damn price quote, and not bullshit.

Two door handles on my wifes car have physically broken, the handles are just floppin in the breeze. Not a difficult thing to replace, I'm just not willing to do it right now. I am lazy.

Take it over to a place I've dealt with. Granted, the last time I was there didn't work out so well, but I'll give em another go.

I ask for a price quote on them selling me 4 door handles and then having them painted and then install them. Guy says I have to take the doors apart first to give you a quote. I say no you don't. Just quote me on replacing 4 door handles. Guy says I gotta take the doors apart first. I say no you don't. Anyway we go at it like that a couple more times, he refuses to quote me pricing without taking the doors apart first. And I have to assume they will charge me for that. All I need is 4 door handles replaced. They got a goddamn book that tells you how many hours to charge. Jesus Christ how hard can it be to give me a damn price? 

Fuck it, I'll do it myself. I call 411 on my phone and ask for Schmidt Auto Body on Thesta St. Okay here is Smith Auto on Blackstone. NO. I want Schmidt Auto Body on Thesta. In the meantime in the background I hear roosters crowing.  At the 411 center? WTF? Roosters? So I say where are you at? She says I can't give out that information. Here is the phone number for Smith Auto on Blackstone!

So I hang up. Find Schmidt Auto Body on the net, call em up. I tell the guy I am going to bring him 4 brand new door handles, can you tell me at least a ballpark figure to paint them? Guy says I can't quote the price on painting the handles without knowing the condition of the handles. I just told you I will bring you 4 brand new door handles. Yeah, but I can't quote you the price without knowing the condition of the handles. WTF? Are you deaf? I hang up.

Find an Art's Auto Body on Blackstone. The guy says Yeah, about 50 bucks apiece for painting plus the paint. Nice. No runaround, no bullshit, just a straight up price. All I've been asking for.

So now I got 4 door handles on order, should be here wednesday. Then a couple days to paint. 

So looks like I will have 2 car doors I cannot open for a few days.


Question about a plant

 


The plant in the photo I believe to be an asparagus fern.
If there are any gardeners out there, I am hoping you can confirm this is so or is not so.

Thank you in advance.

What Happens to Government

 What happens to government when each department of the government starts ignoring the other departments? And just do what they want to?

Case in point is Pennsylvania. Apparently the state senate has asked counties to audit their 2020 election results. Shouldn't be a big deal right? Wrong. 

The pennsylvania department of state has directed all counties to not cooperate with the senates election audits. Why? What are they hiding?

Pennsylvania Department of State Issues Directive Prohibiting County Election Boards from Cooperating with Senate’s Election Audits

And in the federal arena, shortbus joe has requested the resignation of SS commisioner Saul, who refused. So shortbus joe said, you're fired. Except Commisioner Saul says shortbus joe doesn't have the authority to fire him and will continue in the job.

Social Security Commissioner Andrew Saul Refuses to Leave After Biden Fired Him Friday – Believes Biden Has No Right to Fire Him

And in Arizona, the maricopa county supervisors are doing everything they can to stop the audit. I don't have a link for that.

But you get the idea. What happens when government simply ignores other parts of the government? Can I do that?

Communism is Alive and Well in Vaccinations

 Vaccine Communism

How to Stay Cool Without Electricity

 Found this article and thought I would share with you:

How To Stay Cool Without Electricity

Vaccine Gaps

Do you think these idiot democrat assholes really believe the shit that comes out of their mouths? 

The vaccination gap between red and blue counties is widening 

The asshole who wrote this article clearly believes people like me are going to cause mass infection of covid and people will DIE I tell you, they will DIE! All because someone like me doesn't get vaccinated and OH LORD I must of voted for TRUMP!

Fuck this asshole. I will tell you why I will not get vaccinated.

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO!

This is supposed to be the land of the free isn't it? That means freedom of choice, my body my choice and all that?

This Judge Should be Horsewhipped

 Shocking Lawsuit Alleges Mo. Family Court Judge Unlawfully Imprisoned, Terrorized 'America's Got Talent' Stars

I read this article with incredulity. This asshole judge is getting away with too much shit. 

Selling My Truck


 

Cars

 Is it just me, or do the cars of today have no class?

I mean look at them, they all look identical.



As I drive down the road, I can't see a dimes worth of difference between 2 cars of this day and age.

The cars when I grew up? Those cars had class, they had style, they had panache.(Panache means dash or flamboyance in style and in action, had to look it up.) They all may have looked similar to each other, but there were so many differences you could tell a ford from a chevy from a dodge. Those cars were great. I can still tell you what year make and model most cars of that era are.  Not so the cars of today, who even cares anymore?




And fun? Oh baby those were fun to drive. Armstrong steering on all of em! Cars today you have to be a rocket scientist to drive.

How about filling up the gas tank? Cars today gas fillers are mostly on the drivers side, even have a little dingus on the gas gauge showing you where the filler is. What's the fun of that? 
The cars we drove, you sometimes had to hunt for an hour to find the gas tank filler. I remember in Lubbock Tx. I worked with my brother in law at the gas station he managed one summer. Every day almost I would have to ask him to show me a gas tank location. Under the license plate? Nah, under the tail light!

The cars of today require a multithousand dollar scan tool to adequately diagnose one, and sometimes you have to use more than one scantool.

Shoot, on the cars we grew up in, if you were out on saturday night and she wouldn't start, a screwdriver shorted across terminals would get you going. Or get 3 or 4 of your buddies to push you down the street then pop it in gear. Try that with a car these days.


















We Should Build More Fossil Fuel Electric Generation Facilities

 Tired of the heat? Tired of the lack of electrical generation capacity? Me too. I say it is time to start building a metric shitton of fossil fuel fired or agricultural waste fired electric generation facilities. 

But no nukes. Screw em.

Flex Alert in effect in California: Here’s what you need to know

Agricultural Heat Rules

Pacific Northwest strengthens heat protections for workers

 Anyone who has the physical ability and stamina to work in this heat to keep our economy going and food on our tables has my heartfelt thanks.

I remember when I was capable of working  in heat like this, but I can no longer do so. I worked outside maybe an hour and a half this morning before noon in 20 minute stints. At noon I said screw this and came in and settled in like a millenial puss, and stayed here in the cool and even took a 2 hour nap.


It Is Pretty Hot

 At 6:18 pm I took this photo: 


My phone temp says it is 108°F, and the patio temp says it is 109°F.
I just say it is hot.

Earthquake

Had a pretty good earthquake here just a little before 4pm. Apparently it was somewhere around Yosemite or Stockton, not sure which. Looks like there was a swarm of them.

It felt like a hammer hit the concrete floor and then it was shaking the concrete floor for about 20 seconds. I have lived here 13 years, this is the first one here.

Earthquake

“SHIPPER cost me $1400 Load” 4 Days of LAYOVER?!? Trucking Fail Daily Li...

Everyday Carry Items---I Grew tired of Political Posts

 Do you have certain items you carry with you everyday? 

I do. Every day I carry a complete set of keys to my house and all of my cars, one set in each front pocket of my pants.  As a sidenote, the only time I have ever locked myself out of my car(after I started carrying 2 sets of keys) is when I left my spare set of keys on my bedroom dresser. I was 136 miles away from my dresser when I did that.

The reason I started carrying 2 sets of keys is about 40 years ago I went out on a cold morning to start my vehicle to warm up and STUPIDLY locked the car door behind me while it was running. At that time I STUPIDLY had zero spare keys to my car. A locksmiths bill a couple of hours later and I was on the road.

I carry my wallet with my drivers license and credit cards in my rear pocket at all times.

Another thing I carry in my pockets is a bic lighter, and a ballpoint pen. On my belt I have a Leatherman Fuse multitool, which I use many times per day. Maybe not so many now that I am retired. I also carry an Energizer flashlight on my belt, and a Buck 110 folding knife. The flashlight I use constantly because my eyes are definitely getting worse, no matter how many carrots I eat. I have some Amazon Basics  AA rechargeable batteries I use. I keep one pair charged up and waiting, then swap them out as required.

One other thing I try to have with me at all times is a pair of Solar Shield sunglasses, the type that fit over my eyeglasses. I have found that if I go out into sunlight for a few minutes then come back into the relatively darker house, I can't see shit for a while until my eyes readjust.

And the final thing I have with me at all times is my smartphone. I can't believe how attached I am to this thing. I get very few phone calls, but I text a lot with my wife, daughters and grandchildren. 

So, do you everyday carry? If so, what do you carry?


I Guess I Am Old

Have you ever went to your parts boxes to get some parts that you KNOW you have, but can't find them anywhere?  That's the position I find myself in.

I must be getting old, cause I can't remember where I put them, and I can't remember using them all up either.

So off to Amazon we go.  So crapanitley, I ordered them and they will be here Sunday I hope.

My grandson and I looked everywhere they SHOULD be, and quite a few places they shouldn't be.

Yep

 




Are Grocers Starting to Stockpile Their Inventory?

 Are grocery stores stockpiling some inventory due to rising food costs?

Too Tired, So Here is a Groaner

 A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.  After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But   why?," they asked, as they moved off.  "Because," he said,
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.  One of them goes to   a family in Egypt and is named "Amal."  The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."  Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom.  Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, But they are twins
if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal

 






DC Police to be Stationed in Calif.

 The bitch pelosi is apparently sending capitol police to california for investigations. They will have a field office here. Where in the fuck hell does she get authority to do this?

(I apologize for my recent spate of foul language in my posts. I talk that way about shitstains like democrats and sometimes it gets away from me.)

And why the fuck hell isn't my congresscritter jim costa not screaming to the high heavens about this? Well, I know why. He is a paycheck collector extraordinaire. Democrat of course.

Do you think bloggers in calif will be investigated for terrorism? I sure as hell hope so. 

U.S. Capitol Police to open California office following Jan. 6 attack

Holy Jesus Christ. I Thought This Was Fake News.

 Members of U.S Women’s Soccer Team Turn Back on WWII Vet Playing the National Anthem

There is a video at this link, showing OUR soccer team disrespecting this veteran. Disbanding the team is the very least they should do. 

To be fair, they said they were looking at a flag towards the other end of the field. Bullshit, show me the proof. The video clearly shows these bitches with their backs to the vet and their hands clasped behind them.

It is time for this country to start teaching respect to America again.

The best way to do that is to kill all democrats. Fuck em.

The Attacks on Whiteness Are Accelerating

 Raytheon Political Indoctrination

GM's Joke Of The Day 😏 #SHORTS

And now the Biden administration is warning those of us who continue to hold out that we may wake up one day to a knock on the door from a government agent.

 KnockKnockKnock

Who is it?

Government Vaccine Checker

Boom! Not any more you're not.

America is No More

 When the police arrest a white person for "bias intimidation", but do not arrest ANY of the black motherfuckers who broke into his home broke windows destroyed his car assaulted him assaulted the socalled police, America is no more.

BLM Surround Man's Suburban Home Over 'Racist Rant,' Assault Him And Police, Smash Up His Home, Leave Neighborhood Trashed

MULLEIN PLANT – BENEFITS AND USES OF THE GENTLE GIANT

 Mullein is an easy to recognize medicinal plant

Not a Joke

 


Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer...

David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "he works for the Biden administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

 


Older Age

 An 80-year-old man was in for his annual check-up and the doctor was impressed by his condition. The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?” The old timer said, “I’m a golfer. That’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m on the tee as soon as it’s daylight.” The doctor said, “Well, I’m sure that helps, but there must be more than that. How old was your father when he died?” “Who said my father’s dead?” “What? You’re 80 and your dad’s still alive? How old is he?” “He’s 100! He’s a golfer, too. In fact, we played this morning.” “Well, that’s great, but there must be more than that. How about your grandfather? How old was he when he died?” “Who said my grandpa’s dead?” “What?! You mean your grandfather’s still alive, too? How old is he?” “119.” The doctor began to think he was being kidded. “So I suppose he went golfing with you this morning, too?” “No, Grandpa couldn’t go today; his new wife wouldn’t let him.” “New wife? Why would a man 119 years old want to get married?” “Who said he wanted to?”

 


You Say You Like Beer?

  Finnish Brewery Brews Beer Using Goose Poop

I don't think so Tim.

Electricity

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — California's authorities on energy are taking action now to secure electricity for the state this summer.

 I've said it before, and I am saying it again. 

Make a plan NOW to supply at least part of your electricity supply.  If you don't you may wind up not having any. Here in california the powers that control our electricity supply are looking outside the state to help supply our needs for this summer.

Why? Why don't we supply our own needs? I can answer that question with one word: Democrats.

So possibly this summer we may be looking at those rolling blackouts, or worst case scenario collapse of the entire grid, although I don't forsee that happening.

Even though our grid is in bad shape, I think it will endure.


Did You Ever Ride The Gravitron?

 Did you ever ride the Gravitron ride at the county fair?


Holy shit! Whoever thought up this ride deserves a special place in hell.

Back in the 1980's when I was working at the boiler company, my wife and I used to go to the small fair in a town just south of Fresno, named Caruthers.

Frequently we would go with Pat Jeffries and his wife Alena, who were good friends of ours. Pat and I worked together repairing the boilers the local maniacs decided to break.

This one year we went, and there was a ride there called the Gravitron. Pat wanted to go ride this thing, and I said okay. Our wives were smarter than us though, and stayed the hell off of it.

I had no idea at the time what this ride did, but I found out. As you can see from the pic above you simply stand there and lean against the wall.  Fun huh? Well, they closed the doors and turned out the lights and started some kind of freaky disco light show display that immediately started giving me a headache. Then the real fun began. They started playing, loudly very loudly, some kind of alien space garbage they called music. And I mean it was loud garbage.

Then the ride started. It started going around in circles,faster and faster and faster, pushing me back against the wall, and I found out why they called this the Gravitron. It made its own freaking gravity! Holy hell! I am suspended there, my feet not touching the floor, a mantra going thru my head: Don't throw up! Don't throw up!
Ole Pat is being pushed back further and further into the mat and he is turning a funny shade of green which looks even worse in the disco light show.

Then this one smartass sonofabitch kid decides to have some fun. He plants his feet on the mat and  is pointed straight out from the wall! And starts walking around the thing, stepping over some of his friends. And the damn alien space garbage music seems to have increased in volume.

Meanwhile I have increased the speed of my mantra to correspond with the increase of speed of the Gravitron! because I am afraid if I start to puke it will get pushed back down my throat with the force of a thousand rocketships! Holy shit this thing is moving.

After several eternities it starts winding down in speed and my feet hit the floor and then it stops and the disco show stops and I am saying a new mantra: Oh thank you Jesus! Oh thank you Jesus!

Pat and I wait until everyone else is off then we start to leave this alien spaceship. Or at least we tried. Poor ole Pat is holding on to the rail with both hands and staggering to the door and I try to laugh at him then realize I have both hands and one foot holding onto the rail to remain upright.

Finally get outside going down the ramp, and you should have heard the sympathy from our wives. Such evil laughing shouldn't come from 2 grown women.

Anyway, beware the gravitron.














 

 




This Country Has a Disease That Only Vaccinations of Lead Can Cure

 California to announce 6 winners of ‘Dream Vacations’ giveaway in state’s final vaccine incentive lottery drawing


This country is in the final stages of a very serious disease. When you have to BRIBE people to take a goddamn vaccine so you as government can exert control over the people, it is time for some 120 grain lead vaccine.

Asshole gov newsom of calif is facing recall so he is doing anything he can to get the people on his side. He has gone so far as to remake the rules for his recall election.

This whole covid thing is purely political. There has never been a pandemic of covid. The powers that be want to divide us, control us, use us, so they can remain in control.

Time for rule 223, 308, 243, 30-06 and more to stand up and say: Fuck you assholes. Leave us alone.


Police Detonate 5000 Pounds of Fireworks---Surprised at the Outcome

 Raw video: Sky5 catches moment of South L.A. fireworks explosion

A Hilarious Spoof!

 American Schoolchildren Begin Duck-And-Cover Drills In Case Biden Nukes Their City

I got a weird text

 I was sitting here minding my own business, trying to decide whether i wanted a whang-o or a snickers when my work phone beeped at me about a text.

When my work phone beeps i always say oh crap etc. So I check it and the number is an absolutely brand spankin new one to me. It was from a 662 area code. I looked up the number and it was Aberdeen Mississippi. I am in Madera Calif.

This person says Hi. So I say Hi?

She says my name is Alexis, then sends a pic of herself. Pretty woman she is.

Then this girl says my husband is in the hospital can you send me $100?

I say: No.

The she says: Then we will meet.

I say: No.

Then I block her number. Definitely at 6 on the weirdness meter. At least for me.


Senator Tom Cotton Says Throw Her Off the Team

 

I Have a Whiny Rant

I am pissed off. At my phone.

How the hell does my phone change settings all by itself? Or does it? Maybe big brother is trying to assassinate me by getting me so infuriated I have a heart attack. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

An electronic device surely won't change it's own settings.

This morning I called my wife to let her know I was on my way home. She didn't answer so I waited about 10 minutes and called back. She still didn't answer. So I waited about 10 minutes figuring she would call me back as she always does. She didn't call. So I called her cellphone thinking she went to the grocery store. She didn't answer. So now I'm getting worried with about 8 thousand scenarios running thru my head, all involving medical personnel and ambulances. Which causes my already heavy foot to get even heavier. 

So then I get a text from her saying to call again. So I did and she answers and tells me she has called me about 10 times from our housephone and it goes straight to voice mail. She tried from her cell phone but it didn't ring on my end.

Anyway, looks like my cellphone for some reason blocked my house phone. And my phone ringer was turned all the way down. No idea why either of those two things occurred.

Gotta be the fbi doing this. They hate me and want me in jail.


AAAAAAAnd They Changed Their Minds.....

 Update to the stupid assholes at make a wish foundation. 

Last week they said no body would get a wish who wasn't vaccinated.

This week after they got a lot of backlash about that they have changed their minds. Idiots.

Make-A-Wish Foundation Backs Down And Decides NOT To Mandate Vaccines For Wish Kids

Throw This Bitch Off The Team

 Why the goddamn fuckin hell would you want to be on an olympics team to represent a country you hate?

That's what this bitch Gwen Berry is doing. She is a female? hammer thrower? who apparently will represent USA in Tokyo olympics.

Fuck her. Bitch.

Try This Shit in an Actually Oppressive Country

Mable Peabody's is My Kind of Place

 


Fool Around and Find Out

AZ secretary of state katie hobbs has found out elections have consequences. Repubs are in control of AZ(at the moment) and they are stripping her of some of her responsibilities because they don't like what she is doing.

Make Your Own Pepper Spray

 Ever thought about buying a small thing of pepper spray? I have, just never have done that. The small cannisters seem kind of expensive for the amount you get. I dunno.

Here is a link that goes over how to make your own pepper spray. Sounds like it might be kind of useful. Got a nosy neighbor peekin over the fence? Spritz, right in the eyes.

Got a cat hangin out in your flower  bed? Spratz right in the face!

Give it a try and let me know how it goes.

How to Make Your Own Pepper Spray

Thank you, President *, for Letting This Piece of Shit into the U.S.

86-year-old woman killed, her husband injured after pursuit driver crashes into Crenshaw home 

Whatever Happened to A Warrant Shall Not Be Issued Except by Approval of a Judge?

 

Fourth Amendment

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Law enforcers have plenty of tools; they just want to paw through our data without effort or expense.

Spelling and Grammar

 Are spelling and grammar taught in our schools anymore? Or does everyone just rely on spellchecker and grammarly?

Just out of curiosity, who made spellchecker?  How do they know it spells words correctly? As an example, sheer and shear. Two different words, two different spellings, two different meanings. Yet some people use them inter changeably.

As a disclaimer, if any of my words have double letters that don't belong, it is an accident. My shaky hands make typing difficult sometime.

And grammarly? Who makes that? And who knows if their grammar is any better than yours or mine?

I believe every American should be taught grammar and spelling in grade school, junior high, and high school. Then maybe we can all understand each other again.

My daily whine is finished.