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Thursday, December 30, 2021

CCR - Green River---Here's a toe tapper for you tonight.

 

yes, the vaccines were supposed to stop covid spread. yes, the "experts" told us so. 

The above link found at WRSA

How often do you wash your clothes?

 Apparently something called the world economic forum wants us to wash our clothes less.

World Economic Forum Demands We Stop Washing Clothes

Okay by me, I don't do enough work to wash them that much anyway. When I was working on boilers, I would come home and strip down, and usually my wife would throw everything in the wash then, because I was usually pretty grungy and she didn't want that crap hanging around in the laundry basket.

But now, I hardly do a damn thing. About the only time I sweat is when I start thinking about sex and how I can't anymore.

Hell, I think I've got a pretty good protective crust going on and I would be afraid to lose that protection by washing clothes too much.

Remember what Rancid Crabtree said? To phrase it slightly differently, he was asked when was the last time he washed his clothes? And his reply was, What Yar is this anyway?

Anderson cooper asks if withholding Social Security checks to force vaccination is something the government should do

 CNN Suggests Withholding Social Security to Impose Vaccine



I knew it was simply a matter of time before someone floated this idea. Although I thought it would be that idiot joe something or other on cnbc?? msbc?? morning joe??

Whatever the hell his name is. Anyway, cooper just asked bill gates that question. Gates looked like he was happier than a pig in shit he got asked that question, too. 

Him. Him. Fuck him!

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Free energy Generator With 100 Kg Flywheel 12Kw Alternator 100% Real Fre...


If it was really this easy, there is probably 200 or more laws against it here in the former u s of  a.

How To Fix a Generator That Won't Put Out Power


I tried to flash my generator but the neighbors called the cops on me and now I need bail money.

SCIENCE! CNN Finally Admits Cloth Masks Don't Stop COVID

 “Cloth masks are not appropriate for this pandemic,” CNN’s Dr. Leana Wen said on Monday night. “It’s not appropriate for omicron,” she continued. “It was not appropriate for delta, alpha, or any of the previous variants, either, because we’re dealing with something that’s airborne.”

What worked in July of 2020 isn’t any good in December of 2021 for some reason.

I suspect the reason is political.

How absurd has our government become?

 This absurd! You have to declare what you stole as income!!

You know, I was going to say how stupid do they think we are, then I caught myself. I remembered they think we are pretty stupid.

Do you think any of the brethren in san fran shit show will claim any of the stuff they stole? I doubt it.

According to the IRS, “If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless you return it to its rightful owner in the same year.”

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Former senator harry reid died.

 Former Senate leader Harry Reid dies at 82

Who gives a shit?

When this buttwipe was in the senate, he was the snakiest of the snakes. When he got that blackeye from his exercise equipment, I always assumed that was fake news, and the real news was somebody kicked the shit out of him.

Well, I guess I am officially old.

 Son of a bitch. Seems like it was just last week I got married. Then the day after that I had a kid, and another kid. Now I have five grandkids.

Son of a gun, I got old quick.

Today, Dec. 28 of 2021, my oldest granddaughter got married. Damn.

It was only yesterday I was holding her in my lap at thanksgiving dinner. And she was scarfing up all my mashed potatoes and leaving me hungry. 

Holy crap I got old quick.

Huh. Who woulda thought they would do this?

 JUST IN: CDC Cuts Covid Isolation, Quarantine Time From 10 Days to 5 Days

Just like everything else they are pulling this recommendation out of their ass.

What changed? slowjoe said there is no federal solution to covid. Well no shit sherlock.

So now cdc gotta cover for slow joe and the hoe. So their economy doesn't crumble immediately ya know.

 


Monday, December 27, 2021

 

I found this at A Nod to the Gods


Jesus H Christ

COMMENTARY: WILDLY RACIST MN SCHOOL BOARD JUST APPROVED AN UNTHINKABLE PLAN FOR WHITE TEACHERS 

This school district in minnesota will pay black teachers a larger salary than white teachers. Simply because they are black.

Racist much?

I would like to say this can't happen here. But I think it can happen here.

 UK Authorities Consider Sending Vaccine Teams to Homes of Unjabbed

Let's say you are sitting in your easy chair or at your kitchen table, doorbell rings. You go to the door and there stands four or five people. The one in front says hello, we are here to vaccinate you, roll up your sleeve.

And being the calm cool collected person you are you say fuck you you cocksuckin ignorant asshole. Get off my lawn! And close the door.

I would like to say this scenario couldn't possibly play out here in the former us of a, but i think there are so many brainwashed people out there, the vax team would be invited in for cookies and milk.

I think four of the five people will be special enforcer types who will be willing to take you to the ground and force the vax into you.


Friday, December 24, 2021

 


Yep!

 


Christmas Carols 2021 ๐ŸŽ… Top Christmas Songs ๐ŸŽ„ Christmas Music Playlist

Fornicate these elitist assholes!

 MSNBC Medical Analyst Dr. Vin Gupta Says the Unvaxxed Should be Denied Care in Hospitals (VIDEO)

I guess this democrat elitist sonofabitch thinks we're too goddamn stupid to catch what he is saying in the video.

We need to not let the unvaccinated take away ICU resources from the vaccinated who might need them? 

Does he have ANY idea what he just said? He just said the "vaccine" does not prevent you from getting covid!

So why should I get "vaxxed"? 

So I can be protected from the unvaxxed who might give me (who is vaccinated) the covid even though I am supposed to be immune.

What a bunch of happy horseshit this is.

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Blonde Men

 


Kim Potter found guilty in Daunte Wright shooting


All I know about this case is the bare bones. This policewoman apparently pulled her service weapon instead of her taser, and shot this guy. The guy died, then black people went ballistic.

And I have to wonder: if the person shot was a white person, would she have even been charged with a crime?

And if she was charged and went to trial, would she have been convicted?

I don't know. In this racially charged time that we live in black people have been elevated to supreme status, who can do  no wrong, and every other race has been delegated to the back of the bus.

Update to my doorknob story

 I recently wrote about a smaller than normal size doorknob I was looking for.

Turns out that no one makes doorknobs of that size anymore. So what I wound up doing is getting the normal 2 1/8 doorknob, and I took an 8lb sledge hammer and drove it in.

Well, I didn't do that. But that makes for a better story.

I inserted the latch portion, and trimmed out some of the excess wood to make it fit. Then I saw that if I took a small round file I could simply file a slot in the door to accomodate the screw pin? support? hole?  Once I did that it was easy peasy japanesy. Slid right in, works like it is supposed to. If I wasn't so lazy I would have done that to begin with.



Anyway, that is done.

So Merry Christmas!!

This is the truth

 


 




In the event of nuclear war...

 The First Cities To Be Nuked



Check out the ass whoopin this purse snatcher gets

 Hero Citizen tackles purse snatcher outside Kroger…

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Ooh Baby Baby (1999 Remaster)

OFFICIAL - Who Put The Pecker on the Snowman

Amazing Benefits of Garlic Through the Winter---Will a garlic a day keep the doctor away?

Good morning jokes

 Kissing the secretary

One fine morning Dean came early into the office and caught his subordinate,Martin kissing his secretary.
Angered, Dean screamed: “Martin, do I pay you good salary for doing this?”
Martin: “No sir, I am doing this for free.”


Blind date

How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."



 



Monday, December 20, 2021

Aaaand they are all butthurt

 ‘The Squad’ Loses It After Manchin Says No Go On Build Back Better Bill

The four horses of the braindead, plus one new one, are all butthurt because Manchin decided to vote for the people of Virginia instead of for the goddamn democrats.

These 5 gotta be on the list of reps who will get primaried this next election.

Patsy Cline-Walkin' After Midnight----Have some good ole music for tonight.

This is how black cops of the nypd treat our flag

 

 


Sign of our Time

 




Bring it on. The more the better.

 California faces holiday week of storms, likely travel troubles

Travel troubles. Hell, 1/2" of snow would shut this place down for a week.

I remember when I was a kid in the panhandle of Texas we would get some hellacious snow storms. There was an old chicken coop building where we lived, it was only about 6 feet tall. When the snow came and the wind blew, snow reached all the way to the roof of that thing. 

Our driveway(dirt and gravel) was about 100 yards long. I remember my dad would make me help him to shovel out two tracks for the tires of the car to travel in. What a pain in the ass that was. 


More restrictions? I don't think so tony.

 Fauci Opens Door To More COVID Restrictions: ‘We May Need To Be More Restrictive’…

Read the first 10 or so comments. They represent what you and I probably think.

Wellsonofabitch. Candy Canes?

 U.S. Now Facing Candy Cane Shortage Just A Week Before Christmas…

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

This is more bullshit

 Decorated Army Veteran and Others ARRESTED by NYPD in The Cheesecake Factory after REFUSAL TO SHOW PROOF OF VACCINATION! Intense VIDEOS, MUST Watch!!

These men have the kind of balls most of america lacks these days. I hope they win against these hate/fear mongering buttfuckers in nu yawk city.

Two for your afternoon

 Wild Things

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

We haven't had any for some weeks now

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."
Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago."
The manager then drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way.

"Now, what was it she wanted?"

The clerk answered, "Snow."





Jesus H Christ. The balls on these people are spectacular

 Nancy Pelosi Is Collecting the Phone Records of the Conservative Movement

These goddamn people are tearing the fabric of this country apart.

They know what they are doing, and they are doing it intentionally.

I don't know what their endgame is, but damn they are getting good at getting us there.

Truth

 




Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Is it Safe to Take 10,000 IUs of Vitamin D3?

What gives hospitals the right to deny treatment?

 Virginia hospital found in contempt of court for denying patient prescribed round of Ivermectin

The answer to that question is: Not a goddamn thing.

What is it that hospitals are so afraid of in trying ivermectin? Are they that in cahoots with big pharma that the hospitals have to protect the moneymaking machine at all costs, including lives?(I almost typed livers, that wouldn't make sense would it?)

If a patient is on a ventilator and no expectation of getting off where is the harm in trying a drug that has been proven to work? AND, is approved by the fda for human use. I mean, jesus christ.

And where does the fda and the post office get off with intercepting and destroying ivermectin which is being shipped to people? Screw them!!

The FDA is now being accused of attempting to confiscate and destroy packages containing ivermectin being shipped to Americans.

How much taxes did you pay? I know I paid way too much.

 $565,135,000,000: Federal Tax Collections Set Record Through November

Maybe on cnn too

 


 



Monday, December 13, 2021

A TASTE OF BOOGIE 2.0: Teachers Showcase----Doesn't This Look Like Fun!!!

TV Antenna

 I have cut the cable cord with comcast(hack spit cough fart) cable company. Those fuckers kept raising their rates and raising their rates and then this last time they raised their rates but they also said that we had made upgrades to our account that we had not made.

So piss on em. We took all their equipment back but kept internet and phone. Double piss on em.

Anyway. I purchased a tv antenna from amazon for 20 bucks, got it then had to order a tv remote cause we couldn't find the one that came with the tv.

Got the remote and programmed the tv and the antenna works okay I guess, but it does kindof skip and jump, and I would like to get a better antenna.

So I was wondering if any of you out there use an indoor tv antenna that you like and would recommend.

If you do and wouldn't mind, if you would tell me in the comments about it. 

Thank you very much. And MERRY CHRISTMAS!

This RINO in AZ should not get your vote

 

What happened to us?

 This is from Not of this World blog.


Sunday, December 12, 2021

Here's a couple of bad jokes to start your day

 Hey girl! Was your daddy a beaver?

Cause Dam!


Hey Girl! Was your daddy a terrorist?

Cause you da bomb!

Saturday, December 11, 2021

People are getting fed up with mandate this, vax that

 California businesses threatened with arson over COVID rules

Well geez louise, what do you expect when you keep telling people you can't do this or that without a passport?

It may be your business, and you can do as you please with it, up to a point. 

When you invite the public in, it's called discrimination if you invite one group in but not another.

So I totally understand how someone could be pissed off enough to tape up a sign like that. I hope they have the testicular fortitude to follow through with their threat. An empty threat will not accomplish anything.

Falling donations causes salvation army to review its guide about hating white people

 Salvation Army withdraws guide that asks white supporters to apologize for their race

 I found this over at Phil's Place

These people are publicly admitting the pfizer vaccine is dangerous.


Good morning and Good afternoon

 What does Santa always say?

Kamala Kamala Kamala!!!



Under democrat rule the united states is a weak country

 Red Alert: China Threatens to Attack US Troops

The last eleven months of slow joe and the hoes rule has shown the world they are weak and ineffectual in everything they do.

Russia is publicly thumbing their nose at us.

Now china is threatening to attack u.s. troops if we happen to defend taiwan. Which I don't think slow joe and the hoe will do. I don't think they dare to offend father xi for fear he will spank them. Although in kamala's case she might like that. Hell, so would slow joe.

Toyota Plans to Charge You to Use Your Key Fob---This is yet another reason to not buy a goddamn toyota piece of foreign crap

Take this jab and Shove It!

 

I found this over at Politically Incorrect Canadian.

After death threats, this illinois rep gained some sense and pulled his bill

 Citing Threats, IL Rep Pulls Bill To Make Unvaccinated Foot Bills

Friday, December 10, 2021

Holy Cow. 900 people laid off over zoom

 How would you like to be laid off during a zoom call?

I am not certain what better.com is, but their ceo just laid off 900 employees during a zoom call.

I mean Jesus H Christ. I think a few of the readers here would be having a word or 3 hundred with this guy about now. 

Surely there was a better way to do that? Anyhow, I guess he is "taking time off" now because of that, oh and a few other of the top brass are also.

Found at Conservatively Speaking

Christmas is Coming

 


Jordan says: Instead of attacking President Trump maybe we should focus on things that matter!

Biden Effect: GOP Holds 10 Point Lead Over Dems In Congressional Preference–First Time In History!

 A new survey from CNBC found Republicans with a 10-point advantage in Congressional preference.

At the moment repubs are in the lead over the dems, based on polling i guess. But i wouldn't get encouraged by that, repubs are famous for pulling defeat from victory.

And even if they do win, are they going to do anything with it? If past history is any indication, they will waste this opportunity just like all the others.

The only saving grace at the moment is if they really want to piss off the dems and appoint Donald Trump as speaker of the house!!

HAH! Wouldn't that get them foaming at the mouth!

This is a contestant for time magazine person of the year

 'Let's Go, Brandon' boat wins - and then loses - holiday boat parade contest

Instead of a dumbass and a whore being time magazine person of the year, have a boat be the designated person.

Looks like school boards are facing consequences---maybe.

 School boards face lawsuits, recalls for censoring public comments on hot-button issues

Federal judge suspends Pennsylvania school district's vague policy on prohibited speech while considering whether to hold officials personally liable.


Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Neighbors in Tennessee city worry as Amazon packages pile up outside home

Living Life Large

 A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. 


"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" 

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." 

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' 

"Twenty-six," he said. 

 This article is from Western Rifle Shooters:

The vaccine is being forced on everyone because the vaccine and the vaccine passport are the essential tools of a global surveillance system that will end everyone’s basic human freedom.

This shit's never gonna stop until we kill some of these assholes

 Unvaccinated To Pay Out-Of-Pocket Under IL Rep's New Bill

If the measure is passed, anyone who is eligible for a vaccine but chooses not to get one would have to foot their own hospital bills.

Jesus Christ the balls on these people. 
There is a direct assault on our liberty going on by these cultists of the covid coof vaccine that is experimental gene therapy. What is required for these fuckers is a short rope on a tall gallows.


Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Here's a catchy little tune for you

If we don't remember Dec. 7, 1941 we are bound to repeat it

 HIDDEN STRIKE China feared to be hiding missiles in shipping containers for Trojan Horse-style plan to launch attack ANYWHERE in world

Do you know what an electro-magnetic pulse is? An EMP is a type of explosion that can render electronics dead in the water. As in lose our entire power grid in the space of 1 second or so.

If china, or russia, or iran were to hide one of these in one of these container ships, the article suggests one around seattle, our navy and military could be mightily damaged and unable to respond militarily.Or maybe shoot one at Fairbanks, Alaska at the joint army air force base. Just to piss us off.

Or it doesn't even have to be an emp weapon. A few hundred or thousand conventional cruise missiles fired willy nilly at points all across america, given our current state of willing to bow to lockdowns at the least little thing, could cause lockdowns and or disruption worse than covid has. Which would screw us again.

And as the article says we wouldn't know who to retaliate against. So then what? Shoot back at the whole world.

And now this: About 4,100 Russian nationals were stopped at the U.S. southern border in the 2021 fiscal year, up from fewer than 500 the year before in the 2020 fiscal year.

Last week, the CBP reported agents had apprehended individuals from Djibouti, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Lebanon, Sudan, Syria and Uzbekistan.

So if people from all over the damn world are coming here, they can easily do a trojan horse kind of thing. As I have said before, give me 50 or 100 guys willing to pull a trigger and I can shut this country down in just a day or two.

Anyway. The point is they can pull a Pearl Harbor style attack anytime they damn well please. Thanks to slowjoe and the hoe.

What does santa always say? Kamala Kamala Kamala!


Always Remember

 

















Good Morning

 A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good and a little uncoordinated. He reaches for a cigarette but the bartender stops him "sorry buddy but due to city ordinance we don't allow smoking in here you'll have to smoke outside." So the monocle hops off the barstool grabs his cigarettes and heads outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom and they bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor.

The more they try to break free the more entangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head saying "hey you two,"he shouts "stop making a spectacle of yourselves!" 

Monday, December 6, 2021

Covid is down locally

 Central Valley hospitals full despite a nearly 50% decrease in COVID-19 related hospitalizations

Well, who woulda thought this, huh?

People gonna get sick without covid, or maybe because of covid? Who knows? Maybe the shadow knows.

Remember back at the beginning of all this when the millions upon millions of people getting sick didn't get sick after all? One of the local hospitals laid off around 300 people cause there was no one in the hospital. And now they are overflowing. Wonder if they hired those people back.

Wonder if they are laying unvaxxed workers off? I haven't heard anything locally about that.

Now wouldn't this throw your tail up over your head!

 Chunk of ice crashes through roof of New Jersey home

Joke for today

 He Remembered

A Canadian tourist is fascinated by the Native American way of life and culture, so he decides to visit a reservation in the United States to find out more.

After a long and dusty drive through the Arizona desert, he finally arrives at the reservation.

Soon after his arrival, the tourist meets an old chief, who claims to remember everything that ever happened in his life.
The tourist is curious and asks the chief: “What did you have for breakfast on your fifth birthday?”Without hesitation, the chief replies: “eggs”.

The tourist was very impressed by this, and he never forgot the chief’s words, even after his visit had long since ended.

Ten years later, he returns to the reservation and is surprised to see the same old chief again.

He approaches the chief, puts his hand up flat and greets him with “how”.

“Scrambled,” the old chief replied.



I don't know, that might hurt.

 


Senator Rand Paul----Fossi should go to prison for 5 years

 

Not only should fossi go to prison, but biden harris pelosi shumer etc should also go.

As a matter of fact, all democrats should go to prison. But, that would cost a lot of money. Better option, kill em and cremate em. 

Deblasio is more than doubling down

 De Blasio Announces That NYC Will Mandate Vaccines For Private Sector Workers

Vaccine mandates in nyc are coming to the private sector. Private employers will be required to do it. Bullshit.

I wonder how meekly these people will acquiesce to this. 

Shove your vaccine mandates up your ass

 




Saturday, December 4, 2021

How It's Made: Bourbon

Conspiracy Theory

 I would like to put forth a conspiracy theory. I have no facts to support this, no evidence to support this, just pure fiction. 

Lets think about the covid. We all know it's manmade in china. What if the purpose of the covid is not to kill people, but to transform people? Into what you may ask. 

Well, zombies come to mind, but that's been done to death. What about aliens? And no, I don't mean illegal aliens. Although the aliens I'm talking about are probably illegal since they come from outer space.

Maybe this crap everyone is putting into their bodies is going to slowly, and meaningfully, transform humans into a slightly different form. A transformation that may take decades to do. Thru several generations of very slow change. Maybe that's why they hid slow joe in the basement for so long.

Which brings us to chemtrails. I don't know of anyone who knows what chemtrails are and what they are supposed to do. But it seems to me that the droughts we are experiencing really started to occur about the same time chemtrails started to appear.

Maybe these illegal aliens like a warm dry arid atmosphere, and chemtrails are their way of terraforming our planet to their liking.

I know, I know, I'm fulla shit, but it is saturday night, and I am bored, so what the hell. This is what I get when I'm bored, and tired of political crap and you tube videos.

And, I am out of vodka. 

 





I think it's the vaxxed.

 


Our Idiot Government

 At the same time nevadans have gone full retard about vaccinations, our federal piece of shit government has gone full potato on letting illegal aliens into the country.

Fauci Admits He Has No Idea What to Do About Thousands of Migrants Entering US With COVID

So these fucking government turdbrains who want to keep us all "safe" by locking us away in concentration camps or worse, don't give a flying fuck in hell if the unwashed immoral mexicans islamists and others come in. Because hell they will vote democrat, so fuck the usa.

I am in a bad mood this morning and I would dearly love right now to hear that patriots are massing to take this country back. But you know what, even if we had enough of the 3% variety to mass, this country is gone, there is no bringing it back. There is not a goddamn thing we can do about it, except die.

We have a long road ahead of us to (maybe) bring us back. Right now we have to instill into our daughters, sons and grandchildren what this country is supposed to be about. And then they will have to instill into their children and grandchildren the same values, and so on. I figure in maybe 5 or 6 generations we  could be in a position to bring sanity back to this counry.

I sure hope so.

Our country has been circling the toilet bowl for a long time, and now it's going down the shitter

 Nevada Becomes First State to Impose Surcharge on Unvaccinated Workers and Their Unvaccinated Family Members

Our country used to stand for freedom, a thing the rest of the world wanted. But no more. 

The people in our country have become so frightened of the covid, and believe all the lies being spread about how bad it is, that they have done this.

I thought nevada was a bastion of freedom, but certainly no more. They are out and out pussy tyrants! 

Everyday I hear on the radio about an event you have to have a "vaccination" passport to get into. Or a business requiring the same. Or employees being fired for the same.

Folks, we have become australia, and not a shot has been fired in defense.


1,223 Vaccine Deaths in the First 90 Days

 1,223 vaccine deaths from pfizer in the first 90 days. How is that not national headline news and thousands of on tv howling mad interviews with our congress critters. Where is the outrage?

Apparently the only outrage is in our local blogosphere, as no one else is talking about it.

Here is a link to the story: FDA Released First Batch of Vaccine Authorization Documents Showing Pfizer Vaccine Resulted in 1,223 Fatalities in First Three Months

Friday, December 3, 2021

What an Asshole

 I posted a question about a doorknob recently and asked if anyone knew where to find a certain size knob.

A reader responded to look at a website called DirectDoorHardware, and I have done that. And I thank you for the link.

However.

Here is the headline that greets you when you get to the page:

DOOR KNOBS FOR SMALL BORE HOLE 1-1/2 INCH TO 1-3/4 INCH

And that is exactly what I need. So I call them up to order a doorknob and the guy proceeds to tell me that if I had read the article, I would see that no doorknobs of that size are made. 
And I responded I don't need to read the article, I saw your header and that led me to believe that you sell doorknobs of the size I require, and I want to order one.

He said if I had read the article I would know that none are made for that size.

I responded your header says you sell doorknobs for that size.
So then he says I called him up just to criticize, to which I replied that i did not, that I wanted to order a doorknob.

Then he called me ridiculous for that.

Thats where it degenerated.

Anyway, my point is if you put something on your website that leads people to believe you sell that something, then sell it.

 





Thursday, December 2, 2021

Sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself

 I have been sitting here thinking about a conversation the lovely Mrs. and I had earlier today.

She said something about how she takes a lot of pills.

I said so do I.

She said she takes more pills than I do.

So then for about 15 minutes we go back and forth reciting how many pills we take, how many times a day we take them, what they are for, etc. 

You get the idea. 

And now I just have to laugh at the absurdity of that conversation.  I mean, who in the hell sits around discussing their pills?

Jesus H Christ.

Have a pill joke: 

My friend regularly takes anti-diarrhea pills and claims it increases his work productivity, due to reduced trips to the restroom daily.

I think he's full of shit.

Again, what a bunch of happy horseshit this is.

 Cali Zeros Water Allocation For Valley Farmers, Caps Valley Cities To The Minimum For 2022

You know, if you pay for something, you damn well should get what you pay for.

But californias farmers are going to pay 100% of the money for their water, but they are going to get 0% of that water.

That is not right. 

Food prices will have to go up somewhat to make up for that, don't you think. This will affect food prices all the way around the world.