Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

Heres Another Groaner

At least I hope it's a groaner. It might just be a stupid joke.

Whaddaya call a monkey in a mine field?

A BaBoom.

Hydroxychloroquine

I saw this at A Nod to the Gods and decided to share it over here:



Heres a Groaner for you

Why does the cell phone need glasses?

It lost its contacts.

Did You Hearr About This?

"Like many in our region, we have voted for Democrats over many decades. We have watched as our constituents' jobs left not only the Iron Range, but our country. By putting tariffs on our products and supporting bad trade deals, politicians like Joe Biden did nothing to help the working class. We lost thousands of jobs, and generations of young people have left the Iron Range in order to provide for their families with good-paying jobs elsewhere. Today, we don't recognize the Democratic Party.

President Trump receives endorsement from Democrat mayors.

Now is the Time to Stock Up on Food and Water

While perusing the web, i ran across a you tube video that tells you 10 things you should buy now.  Talking about the violence that is here now and will definitely get worse before it gets better. 

They were saying buy lots of rice, lentils, beans and some other stuff.  I say okay, but what if i don't eat most of that stuff?

I can make myself eat rice, although i don't care for it much.  Now i will eat rice with beans and enchiladas, good stuff.  But white sticky rice at a japanese place, not so much.

So if you are of a mind to prepare yourself for the coming violence which will possibly disrupt the food transportation system,  I say stock up on foods you know you will eat.  

If you are interested in prepping, there are numerous blogs out there which will provide you with hours of recommendations.

But always tailor those recommendations to your individual situation.  

Think about water.  If these antifa goons start playing really rough they might sabotage the water system in your city. Not that hard to do really. Where I live we have several wells that supply this community with water.  Surrounded by chain link fence, easily cut to gain entrance.  Cut the electrical feed to the pump, go find a place to hide, shoot at whoever comes to fix it then slide away. Down for a couple days at least.

In the meantime you and your family have no water. Think about it, nows the time to stock up on some  bottled h2o.  You should think about water filtration also. When it comes back online it might not be good water. Buy a device called a water bob for your bathtub, lets you fill your bathtub with water not exposed to the elements of dirt and dust  in your domicile. Or dogs and cats.

Things to think about.














Sunday Fun

I visit a blog called Wired Right Commentary every day.  Go over and pay a visit.

The funnies today are shamelessly stolen from that site:

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." 

And every year, Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."
So one year Stumpy says, "By Jeebers, Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, and if I don't go this time I may nevah go." 

Martha replies, "Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs ... and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

So the pilot overhears them and says, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE WORD, then I won't charge you. But just ONE WORD and it's ten dollars."
They agree and up they go... the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does it one more time, and there is still no word... so he lands.
He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn't."
And Stumpy replies "Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out ... but ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

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One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. 

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. 


Her husband responds, "But they are twins--if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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911
The authorities in America conducted a survey to ascertain why they did not receive many emergency calls from blondes. 

After exhaustive studies, the answer is, "They can find the nine but cannot find the eleven."

My Previous Article About Portland is Obviously Wrong

I posted an article that said Portland had gone silent, well that was obviously wrong. Portland is anything BUT silent.  For the 3rd saturday in a row that Trump supporters have rallied there, this time a Trump supporter was shot and killed. 

Time to get some on these assholes. They need a Kyle in Portland.

1 killed as Trump supporters, protesters clash in Portland

Air Changes in Your Home Can Help Reduce Covid

Bottom Line: For buildings with large windows and high ceilings, opening windows can dramatically increase the indoor ventilation. However for more typical houses and buildings with smaller window, the improvement to ventilation is small minimal. Other approaches such as using HVAC or running an air purifier may be more effective.

Support Kyle Rittenhouse

Someone has started a petition at whitehouse.gov to prosecute the district attorneys who have charged Kyle Rittenhouse with murder.

I saw that and decided why the hell not. So I signed it.

If you would like to sign that petition, here is the link:

Portland Goes Silent

Apparently Portland Oregon has calmed down some since the FBI has started investigating. Strange how that works.

Portland goes eerily silent after reports the FBI is hot on Antifa’s tail

Kyle Rittenhouse

Kyle Rittenhouse is the 17 year old who successfully defended his life against several people who were trying to take his life. 

I found a blog called thenewneo.com.  They have an article talking about the story.  Here is an excerpt from one of the comments after the article:  
“Pierce Bainbridge founder John Pierce praised Kyle’s strength and resilience. ‘A 17-year old child should not have to take up arms in America to protect life and property.'”
On the contrary: 10USC246 says: “The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age.”
Kyle was, by Federal Law, a well-disciplined member of the unorganized militia. Would that our school systems did their jobs, and prepared all high-school juniors to shoulder that responsibility as well as Kyle did.

From ammoland.com



NRA-ILA: California AG Seeks Further Review of Ruling in Magazine Case

Mississippi Prohibits Restrictions on Open Carry in Jackson
Friday, the California Attorney General's office filed a petition for an en banc hearing in Duncan v. Becerra IMG NRA-ILA
U.S.A. -(AmmoLand.com)- Friday, the California Attorney General's office filed a petition for an en banc hearing in Duncan v. Becerra—the NRA funded case challenging California's ban on the possession of magazines capable of holding more than 10 rounds. The petition was expected after the 9th Circuit court of appeals affirmed that the ban violated the Second Amendment on August 14, 2020.  With this move, Attorney General Xavier Becerra is doing the bidding of the anti-gun lobby, who earlier this week demanded that California continue to defend the unconstitutional magazine prohibition.
“Predictably, California’s Attorney General wants to override our recent victory in the 9th Circuit, where the arbitrary ban against standard-capacity magazines was correctly declared unconstitutional. Notice the hypocrisy: Like ammunition for self-defense, AG Becerra wants as many judges as possible when it serves himself. The NRA will continue to defend law-abiding Californians and the 9th Circuit’s ruling in favor of your Second Amendment rights.” – Jason Ouimet, NRA-ILA Executive Director
The case centers on California Penal Code §32310, which prior to 2016, imposed restrictions on the manufacture, importation, sale, transfer, and receipt of magazines capable of holding more than ten rounds. In 2016, the law was amended to add an outright ban, prohibiting nearly everyone in the state from possessing such magazines. California residents who owned LCMs were given the option of removing the magazine from the state, selling it to a firearms dealer, permanently modifying the magazine so that it was incapable of holding over ten rounds or surrendering it to law enforcement for destruction. Failure to do so could result in imprisonment for up to a year.
Your NRA will continue to keep you updated as this case progresses. ​​

Beefalo

Have you ever eaten beefalo.  I did one time back in the 1980's.  I don't remember much about it except it was a filling lunch.

Anyway, looks like a beefalo has excaped the slaughterhouse in Connecticut, is on the loose, and pissed off.

Aggressive beefalo on the loose in Connecticut

My Old Truck

Well, it looks like my old truck is fixed. I think. A week of driving it will tell.  The dodge dealership in madera california screwed it up pretty bad, but they did manage to repair the two oxygen sensor codes. I had told them to do the smog check on it so I could register the truck, but those assholes couldn't be bothered. They said bring it back next week. That was after keeping it for 3 weeks. So I drove it 10 miles, which they could have done, and got all the readiness monitors to set. Then I took it to the smog check store and got er done.

Anyway, after I made the dodge dealership give me back half of my money, I took my truck to Electric Lab in Fresno.

The flashing abs light was caused by the wrong vin number being programmed into the controller. That was done at the dodge dealership, probably when they tried to reprogram the wrong computer to fit my truck.  Electric Lab inserted the correct vin number, so now the light is no longer flashing. I had asked the dodge dealership to fix that particular fuckup they created, but they wouldn't even address the issue.

The issue of hesitation on acceleration and intermittent bucking snorting and farting while driving down the freeway, and very rough idle, was apparently caused by two things: one plug was cracked and one coil on plug was carbon tracking. Which should have caused a misfire code to set in the computer, but did not. Anyway, replacement of the coil on plug and new sparkplugs appear to have cured the problem.  Time will tell.















Voter Fraud

Voters in 3 Iowa counties have been sent prefilled out absentee ballots. Prefilled with the voters information, which is a clear violation of the secretary of states directives. Anyway a judge has tossed out 50,000 absentee ballots in at least 1 county.


Another Joke

I shamelessly stole this from The Feral Irishman


 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?


WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE :

MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ASSED,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-BITCH

ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

Don Lemon Says Rioting Has to Stop

Why does asshole donlemon say the rioting has to stop? Not because it's the right thing to do, but because it is showing up in the polls.

And that could help President Trump.

What an Asshole Don Lemon Is


Heh


This is Good


Freedom Has at Least a Temporary Win

Immanuel School in Reedley Calif. has won at least a temporary win to allow their school to remain open for in person classes.

They opened in defiance of local county orders and state orders for them to remain closed.

The county of Fresno took them to court for an injunction to force them to close and the judge denied that. Another hearing on this is set for Sept. 15.

Another school in Merced County is apparently also open, and also undergoing legal battles.

Looks like FREEDOM is trying to make a comeback.

Immanuel Schools claims victory after judge denies order to close, but legal battle still brewing

Sometimes Life Really Sucks

Here a while back I made mention of a young lady friend of our family who had covid. Apparently she also had double pneumonia.

She has been on 100%? oxygen for a long time now, last week they reduced it to 90%?, I think.

This morning they removed her from the ventilator and a few minutes later she passed on. This just sucks. She just turned 41 last month.  

Her dad passed away about 2 weeks ago, and she never knew it, she was in the hospital.

At least they let her husband be there with her when she went, I didn't think they would but they did.

Anyway, sometimes life just sucks.

It's Starting to get Sporty in Kenosha

Jacob Blake Shooting: Kenosha unrest leaves 3 shot, 2 fatally

Hurricane Laura expected make landfall as a Category 3 hurricane

An Oldie Joke


The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He'd scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.
And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghani is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Afghan woman says. "You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!”

Holy Crap!! What Do You Mean I'm Dead??

Well, this is just great. I don't think I want to live in Detroit.

Young woman declared dead found with eyes open, breathing at Michigan funeral home

Get On With Your LIves---Damn Straight




Tuesday Fun







This is Hard to Believe

I don't think I have seen it all yet, but after reading this article, I would say I am pretty goddamn close to that. This is so bleepin stupid.  I don't think this is a spoof.

Maine Governor Orders Restaurant Staff To Wear COVID-Visors Like Dog-Cones



This is Absolutely Great!

I found this at Antz-In-Pantz


Some Great Memes

I borrowed these memes from Gorge's Grouse
He always has great ones. 












This is Pure Bullshit

I was reading over at Free North Carolina, a state which I will be visiting at the beginning of Oct. My grandson is a member of the 82nd Airborne at Fort Bragg. He is being transferred, and myself and his stepdad are driving back to haul to california an old piece of crap pickup he has sunk so much money into he can't afford to scrap it. Ah, Youth.

 While at that blog I was reading about children being medically kidnapped, and followed his link to this story.

Link is here: Children Being Medically Kidnapped from Parents Due to Coronavirus Scare

I declare that enough is enough. Dammit when you start separating children from their parents, it is time to do as one commenter at another site said, kill them and when someone else shows up kill them also. And keep killing them until they stop.

Karma Gotz Her

Police make 2nd arrest in theft of MAGA hat outside of Democratic Convention in Wilmington

Are You Prepared for Another Lockdown?

If you aren't prepared for another lockdown you damn well better get prepared. If that asshole creepy joe biden and that bitch commie la harris get elected that is exactly what is going to happen.

A friend of my wife called her the other day. Her friend and her husband apparently listen to someone called Charles Ward. I don't have a clue who that is. But apparently, in their listening they have come to the conclusion that starting in October there is going to be a 4 month lockdown.  

Now, I don't believe that. I can't really say WHY I don't believe that, because I have no well formulated or otherwise not so well formulated thoughts on that subject.

In any event creepy joe and commie la have said that if scientists say to do so they will shutdown the country.

Here is the article at the Daily Wire.


Woman Arrested After Stealing MAGA Hat from 7 Year Old

I saw a video of the mom and the 7 year old kid who got his MAGA hat stolen.  Apparently  one of the women who stole the hat and beat on the mom has been arrested.

What I don't understand is the mom and her ?Husband? 
?Boyfriend? who are understandably upset by the incident, but who don't fight back.

The mom in the video is telling her 7 year old kid to go get his hat back. A 7 year old kid is supposed to go get his hat back from these two women who outweigh him by a couple hundred pounds total. And the guy is following along saying give me my stuff.

I don't get it. Has america become so pussified that people are no longer willing to stand up for themselves?

Here is the Story.

Our New Patriotic Duty - According to Our New Masters

This link today is to an article at Liberty's Torch

Here is an excerpt:  That being said, it's pretty clear that the New Vision of Americans is a conception that only has them living as obedient Serfs. At best. They will have to speak only as permitted, write only approved messages, turn over custody of their kids to the state, and be permitted to move around in public only if covered with masks.

Cooler Temps Come with the Fires

I haven't heard anyone talk about it on the news yet, but all this smoke here in the valley seems to be helping keep the temps down. Yesterday was supposed to be like 106 or something, it only got to 100 here. 

Today was scheduled to be a record breaker I believe, but it only got to 97 and didn't go any further. 

But the air quality is terrible. Visibility may be 1 mile, it is so hazy from the smoke. I don't know which fire this is from. Apparently there are several small fires here.

South of here about 60 miles a helicopter pilot lost his life when his chopper went down in the fire.

They don't know what happened. Maybe it's time to just let it all burn.

CZU COMPLEX LIGHTNING FIRE: Wildfire rages in Santa Cruz Mountains; Burn...

This Guy Literally Outran a Fire

Oh For Craps Sake

"Parents of students who attend Rutherford County Schools (RCS) must agree not to monitor their child’s online classroom sessions."

"As reported Friday, 50 miles away, Maury County Mayor Andy Ogles said  “NO!!!” to Gov. Bill Lee’s Big Brother-style child wellbeing program that plans to send government officials to families’ homes to do welfare checks of children."
These goddam sonsabitches are really pushing the damn envelope here in my opinion. 
Don't watch us, you can't see what we teach your kids! We don't want you to know how we are indoctrinating your children, so please go away.




Memes for Tonight







I Know How You Feel Kid


Thursday Funnies

From Sondrakistan. Good stuff over there.







Some Photos of Calif. Fires

These Surreal Photos Demonstrate The Severity Of CA's Wildfires

Lotta Fires Going On

Gov newsom says he knows of 367 fires in calif right now. 

Holy crap.  

Many of those fires are caused by lightning strikes.  Apparently in the last 72 hours 11,000 lighning strikes have been recorded. 

Here is an article at KTLA discussing this.


Alternative Tires

Looks like goodyear tires doesn't like to support honest hardworking citizens, but prefers to support lazy asshole blm types and lbgqt types.

Apparently they have a policy to prevent employees from wearing attire supporting blue lives matter and maga attire, but wearing blm and lbgtw is okay.

So, 90 Miles From Tyranny has a post up about different tires you can purchase that are still made in the USofA.

Don't Eat the Onions

My daughter got some food poisoning over the weekend. Have to check with her about the onions.
HelloFresh recalls onions as part of outbreak control efforts

A Thought Provoking Article

I was over at Wilder Wealthy and Wise and ran across This Article.

He is talking about how twitter facebook and google can manipulate the election. 

Watch out for the oneliners.

Memes









Go Watch This Video

Go watch this video, the link is at The Feral Irishman

This guy is talking to the board of supervisors in shasta county. He flat lays it on the line to these people.

Good on Him.


Asshole Newsom says Get Used to It.

Asshole newsom says get used to it, as in rolling blackouts are here to stay you unwashed greasy hair republican! Stay! Sit! Bark on Command!

I'd like to shove his greasy hair up his ass. 

‘Get Used to It:’ California’s Rolling Blackouts, Power Outages

Where is the Order?

For parts of the last 2 days I have been on a quest. I wanted to find and read the executive order asshole newsom signed to mandate mask wearing in california.

I'll be damned if I can find one. I went on state of calif. website, I went on asshoe newsoms website, no joy at either place. 

I went on the Calif. Dept. of Public Health and I found Guidance for wearing face coverings. 

But nowhere I have looked can I find an order.

If anyone knows where that may be found, please let me know.

Caption this

Anybody care to place a caption on what Pence is thinking as he looks at fossi?


Reading Material

From Philthy Delphia




monday, august 17, 2020

Janet Squire Conservatives United


Epstein Island was the tip of the iceberg
Oprah: Cancelled. Magazine caput.
Ellen: Cancelled.
Jimmy Kimmel: Taking a break.
Piers Morgan: Taking a break.
Tom Hanks: Became a Greek citizen.
Chrissy Tiegen: Made twitter private, deleted 60,000 tweets, blocked 1,000,000+.
Jenna Jameson: Went public about being raped, conditioned, and trafficked in Hollywood as a child.
Justin Beiber: Released music video “Yummy” confirming being a victim of pizzagate as a child.
Isaac Kappy: Repeatedly named Hanks as pedophile. "Committed suicide" on Route 66 just after Hanks tweeted about road kill on Route 66.
Avicii: “Commited suicide” days after releasing video ('For a Better Day') highlighting child sex trafficking.
Chris Cornell: "Committed suicide" while working on child sex trafficking documentary.
Chester Bennington: "Committed suicide" while working on child sex trafficking documentary.
Anthony Bourdain: "Committed suicide" while working on child sex trafficking documentary.
Epstein: Didn't kill himself.
Maxwell: Judge will eventually make private documents public (fears for her life).
Judge appointed to Maxwell/Epstein case: Son is murdered. Husband shot.
Hollywood: SILENT.
Media: .
COVID: 99.99% US population survival rate but talked about by all of Hollywood, media, and social media platforms 24/7.
Doctors with different views: Silenced, blocked, mocked, censored, fired.
1,600+ CEOs suddenly "retire".
MEDIA: "Golly, what will be the new name of the Washington Football Team?"
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL, CLETUS.
Copied elsewhere - worth sharing.