A Cup of Coffee for $30??

 Just one more reason I don't do starbucks. 

Bullet Testing

 

The view co-host forced to read a legal note about Matt Gaetz live on air.

 It is about time Karma comes around to bite these people in the ass.

Watch her face. It looks like she ate an unripe persimmon.

Tuesday Memes

 

This should have been a pre election ad for President Trump

 

Here is a funny groaner for you.

 

Just Call Me Fred

 

It's Monday Memes

 

Complaints

 I'm getting totally fed up with people whining about the price of things-$2.50 for iced tea, $3.50 for coffee, $4.00 for a slice of cake, $5.00 to park the car. 

Any more complaining and I'm going to stop inviting people over.

Saturday Night Memes

 

I Am Appalled I Tell You

 President Trump Announces Nomination of GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz For US Attorney General

I am appalled I tell you. Where does President Trump come off nominating someone for attorney general who might ACTUALLY DO THE GODDAMN JOB!!!

I never in my wildest dreams anticipated he might appoint Gaetz, but I think it is a hell of a good nomination.

A local radio talk show host was all butt hurt about this today. He is all upset because he apparently doesn't like Gaetz and thinks he has a lot of legal baggage. 

I couldn't shout loud enough at the radio to make him understand I DON'T CARE about any of that. He has 10 lb brass cojones and doesn't appear afraid to take the fight TO these cocksuckers instead of sitting back and let the dem's shove it right straight up his ass!

I wanted to yell that he had 100% supported the last two AG's and look at how THAT turned out. They both fucked Trump right up his ass and then smiled about it.

Read the article and watch the videos. Those show that Gaetz isn't afraid to push the envelope with these fuckers.

I think he will make a good AG.

Who remembers Pat Paulsen?

 

I don't know squat about Hegseth, but...

 Anybody who pisses off the defense industry is a great guy in my book

"Just a reminder that the country is a mess after four years of having a president with decades of "government experience," but clearly The Swamp is upset about what's going on."

Fuck the swamp, fuck the defense industry, fuck the news media, fuck all of you democrat whores.

If this guy gets your knickers in a knot then he is the guy for me.

I have not a clue who Pete Hegseth is.

 We Didn't See That Coming: Trump Taps Pete Hegseth as Defense Secretary

I have no idea who Pete Hegseth is. I had to go look him up.

Pete Hegseth, Wikipedia

And, I still don't know who he is. Apparently he is a television host for fox news, which explains everything. I don't watch any of those 3 letter networks. 

I get all of my info from you guys. Seriously.

I have to assume the demorats will apply a full court press to keep him out of the job. Since he is a tv host, he must know the long knives will be out for him.

In this case I have to trust President Trump's judgement, just hope it doesn't bit him in the ass like some of the others did.

Fired FEMA Official: Not Helping Trump Voters Was FEMA Policy in North Carolina Too

 Statement from FEMA Administrator Deanne Criswell on Employee Misconduct

Fired FEMA Official: Not Helping Trump Voters Was FEMA Policy in North Carolina Too

Read this statement from fema head criswell, then read the next article where the fired fema woman says the whole agency does this.

Who do we believe? I believe what the fired lady said.

The whole bureaucracy hates conservatives.

If President Trump can establish his own Border Czar, shouldn't he also establish a Hangman's Czar? You know, to help self deport the bureaucracy?

I like what this guy says. But he better start wearing bulletproof clothing.

 President-Elect Trump Names Tom Homan 'Border Czar'

I like Homan. I think he is what this country needs. But I believe he will be more at risk for being assassinated than President Trump is.

I hope he has some big time professionals watching his back.

This is not the first deportation program in this country. In 1954 Eisenhower implemented Operation Wetback at the request of the mexican president of mexico.

About 1.3 million were sent back. 

We need to send more than 1.3 million back. About 20 million would be a good start.

And some of you may whine about who's gonna pick the crops, or clean my house, etc. etc.

I don't care. Send them ALL back to where they came from. As for cost, I'll donate a few hundred. 

How about you?

Check out this mornings compilation of funnies from X

 Monday Morning Meme Madness

This One is For All the Metal Fans Out There

 

I’m going to be playing this song on repeat for the next four years.

This is AMAZING!!!! pic.twitter.com/QMcxQkUbtQ

— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) November 9, 2024

Gotta Watch This

 Oh Man. This would be a terrible prank to play on your sister.

I’m in tears 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/sFd6hIS4xe

— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) November 4, 2024

Monday Memes

 

She is facing some sort of consequence

 FEMA official who told workers to avoid Florida homes with Trump signs fired

Firing this person is a place to start alright. But there should be criminal penalties to go along with that. 

I cannot believe there is not a law somewhere that deals with this.

And what about the people who followed her orders to skip Trump homes?

Shouldn't they face consequences also???

They DIDN'T think this one through...

Here is another one I wish I had seen before the election.

I wish I had seen this before the election.

 

But Nobody Has Been Thrown in Jail Yet????

 FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers To Skip Houses With Trump Signs

This female who was head bitch in charge of this operation has not been fired, has not been jailed, and according to the article she is apparently now in charge of this operation in a different county.

It is being "investigated".

For fucks sake.

With all the debris strewn all over florida, she could easily be dropped into a dump truck and disappeared.

Easy peasy.

And what about the people who "obeyed" her orders? What happens to them?

Wow. He is Pissed.

 I like this guys attitude and the way he speaks.

Hope this works the way he thinks it will.

Democrats are in Shambles

 Shambles. Is that even a word?

This guy doesn't like democrats. I wish that I could be as eloquent as this guy.

Gutfeld Roasts Liberals

 

Numbers

10 Of The Most Shocking Numbers From Donald Trump’s Historic Election Victory 

I'll tell you what's shocking to me. And that is that people still believe ole joe bidenski got 81 million votes fairly and without cheating.

Good Morning Memes

 

The Good Ending

I'm tellin ya, some people have too much time on their hands.

Enjoy.

Take Your Mind off Politics for a Couple of Minutes

Well. Bye.

 

Liberals are Melting Down

 

Who else is highly suspicious about the outcome of this election, and thinks that there should be an investigation into it?!

And also, Kamala Harris should refuse to concede, because of ‘that much needed investigation.’

Face it, there were just too many ‘split ticket voters’…

— Jeras Ikehorn (@JerasIkehorn) November 6, 2024

PRESIDENT BIDEN! We need you to look into whether our election is being RIGGED by RUSSIA and TRUMP'S BIG MONEY DONORS! None of this is CONSISTENT with what's been happening! We already KNEW that Trump was planning to STEAL it! He told his supporters they didn't need to VOTE!

— Michelle Baker (@Michell33650674) November 6, 2024

ARGLE BARGLE RAR! 

Ha!! 

The lefties are flat out losin it. Click on that link to go read a bunch more meltdowns.

Trigger alert, they aren't sane.

Looks Like President Trump Has Been Re-Elected.

AP: President Trump Wins

Guardian.com Donald Trump wins presidency, defeating Kamala Harris

At the moment, everyone is saying Donald Trump has 277 electoral votes, 270 needed to win. I believe 5 states have not been called yet.

I woke up at 4AM to go pee, and checked the net. 

What a beautiful morning.

Here is a link to election night, via Twitchy

 Twitchy Election Night Coverage

If, like me, you don't have a desire to watch election night coverage, then click on the link above. You can check in periodically to see what's happening.

The Steal is Beginning

They’re Not Hiding It Anymore: Wisconsin Dem Party Chair Says Expect to See a “Red Mirage” Then a ‘Blue Shift’ in the Dead of Night Like in 2020 

Dissension in the Ranks

 In HUGE F-You to Kamala Harris, Jill Biden Wears MAGA Red on Election Day!

How much more in your face can you get?

Would've been great if ole joe had worn his MAGA hat again.

If the bitch wins, how will she push dementia joe out of the oval orifice so she can start off early?

You just know she's gonna be drooling every time she goes in there.

I am Confused

 This morning when I went to vote, I got confused by all the yard signs.

I'm not certain, but I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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McDonald's has a new burger. It is called the McKamala.

When you order a McKamala, the person behind you has to pay for it.

 

I'm Not Coming Into School Today

 If I could do voices like that I could have a hell of a time with kumhola's voters.

Good Morning Memes

 

Oh Lord This is Funny

 I stole this from A Nod to the Gods

Democrats want power they don’t really want illegals… pic.twitter.com/wJ9cV01HkQ

— @amuse (@amuse) November 4, 2024

She Speaks the Truth

 I purchased a banana, cereal, and milk.

The cashier said, "You must be single."

I asked, "How did you know?"

She replied, "Because you're ugly."

You Should Watch the Movie Civil War

 Civil War Movie

I watched this on Max, which I think is hbo. I did not have to pay for it, it was free.

For this movie, I don't know if I would use the word "entertaining".

Maybe "documentary" of an upcoming struggle we may face, starting tomorrow.

The movie follows some journalists as they report on the civil war.

After you watch the movie, you might transition to a free story you can read online. This one is called Parabellum, available to read for free at: Parabellum. I don't believe this is a finished story, but it has quite a few chapters.

Obviously both of these are fictional. However they could both become real in just a fraction of a second.

NBC broke election law.

NBC Forced to Give Trump Two Minutes of Airtime and Boy Does He Deliver: ‘Kamala Broke It, I’ll Fix It’ 

I did not know there was an equal time rule in our election laws.

Anywho. Looks like nbc violated that rule by giving kneepads harris a free slot on snl. 

Then were forced, forced I say, to give equal time to Trump's campaign. 

Schadenfreude?

Still waiting on my delivery, should be today between 11am and 12:45 pm

 

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

Afternoon Memes While Waiting on my Delivery. Shoud Be Here By 10.

 

Day After HelloWeenie Memes

 I had zero trick or treaters last night.