This is my relationship with mercury insurance right now.

 I'm the one  getting stabbed.

Skynet is Coming to Life???

 OpenAI agents hacked Hugging Face in 700-strong swarm, tried to cover tracks, investigations find

Who or what is Hugging Face?

Hugging Face, Inc., is an American company based in New York City that develops computation tools for building applications using machine learning. Hugging Face's transformers library is built for natural language processing applications. The Hugging Face platform allows users to share machine learning models and datasets and showcase their work.

Noo Yawk City. 

38 Million Eggs Recalled

 

Egg Recall Update

And Just for the hell of it....

 

Big Ass Tire Fire

Large Tire Fire Prompts Smoke Advisory, Closes Newport Road in Ballico

I don't think my 2003 dodge dakota has this much emissions.

When I was working I used to go to an almond processing  facility to check on the boiler  chemicals. I think it was on this road but I don't remember a tire recycling place.

It must be gettin real hard to breathe around there.

They Sure are Afraid of Nick Shirley

 

Wednesday Memes

 

I wonder why they haven't got power back sooner??

 The Left Cries ‘Racism’ as Residents in Majority-Black City Have Been Left Without Power for Two Weeks

If you want your electric grid restored, here's a tip for you: Don't shoot the linemen who are fixing your problem.

Monday Memes

 

Mornin'

 

Memes for You

 

Yep

 

Stay Out of the City

 

Thursday Memes

 

Isn't this just a big bunch of crap?

UK Cops Arrest Man Who Bought Baseball Bat  

The UK has gone batshit crazy.

They're just absolutely bonkers over there.  I mean a baseball bat?

Sure baseball bets can be used as a weapon of defense or even offense.

Jesus Aitch Christ shit like this is why the pilgrims left England and came over here and settled in the Americas.

I guess what they're gonna have to do now is pack up and move over  to where the damn Muslims are coming from.

Twinkies It Is

 

I think this kid is lucky he didn't get bit.

 High school football player practices with venomous snake hiding inside helmet before coach's discovery

Good Golly Miss Molly!

That is certainly not something you want to find in your helmet especially after one entire hour of play.

This is an interesting bit of history

 

Exercise Sucks

 During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level

He described a typical day this way: 'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.' Inspired by the story, the doctor said, 'You must be one hell of an outdoors man!' 'NAH,' he replied, 'I'm just a shitty golfer.'

How To Avoid Getting Your Ass Kicked At The Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally

 How To Avoid Getting Your Ass Kicked At The Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally

Rule #1 on how to not get your ass kicked is stay the hell away from there.

I have never been to Sturgis rally but one of these days it might be fun to go. 

Can't go this year maybe next year or the year after the year after that if I'm still kicking.

I don't ride motorcycles but you think they would mind if I rode a Vespa up there?