Wednesday, January 1, 2025

And Somehow This Isn't Terrorism?

 With a name like shamsud-din jabbar how could this be anything but terrorism?

Nah, can't be terrorism. All of those twenty to thirty million fighting age males the democrats let into this country are just peaceful protesters.

And now I hear an electric car exploded in front of Trump's place in Las Vegas.

Co-incidence? I think I'm gonna oil up my guns and hope more ammo miraculously appears in my safe.

I guess Jimmah Cawtuh passed away. Do you remember Billy Beer??

 The 39th US President Jimmy Carter dies at age 100

The two things I remember about carter: 

1. Extremely long gas lines.  I was stationed on the USS Enterprise when this fiasco happened. The ship was in drydock in Bremerton Washington. Myself and a friend and his wife rented a small trailer on Long Lake near Port Orchard.




If I needed gas in the car, I remember having to leave at least 3 hours early so I could sit in line waiting to fill up with gas. Whatta buncha bullshit that was. 

2. The botched raid to save the iran hostages.

Iran Hostage Rescue Mission

The raid to save the Iran hostages, known as Operation Eagle Claw, was a failed military operation ordered by U.S. President Jimmy Carter on April 24, 1980. The mission aimed to rescue 53 American hostages held at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran. Despite deploying eight helicopters, only five arrived in operational condition at the first staging area, Desert One. The operation was aborted when one helicopter crashed into a transport aircraft, killing eight U.S. servicemen and destroying both vehicles. The failure of the mission is often cited as a significant factor in Carter’s loss in the 1980 U.S. presidential election.

Do any of you remember that asshole billy carter?

Billy Beer

Mayor of New Orleans Says This Was a Terrorist Attack

 

“Terrorist Attack” in New Orleans – 12 Dead, Dozens Injured After Individual Intentionally Drives into Crowd – Cops Injured in Gunfight on Bourbon Street 

FBI says, Wait a minute. That ain't right!

Unforking believable. Dementia joe's fbi is still at it. 

Move along! Nothing to see here!

FOX News Reports Truck Driven by New Orleans Terrorist Was Spotted in US at Eagle Pass, TX Near the US Border Two Days Ago – First Photo of Terrorist

This is how many novels I have read start out. Terrorists come in thru mexico and shoot up Americans.


Sunday, December 29, 2024

Have you heard about this?

 Biden's Plan to Derail Trump Hits Hard Stop as Judge Steps In

Slo Joe is pulling a clinton and screwing with the transition of power.  He is trying to sell off the border wall construction materials for five bucks a pop before President Trump takes office.

Screw him.

Friday, December 27, 2024

Well, Now I Feel Like I Should Wear A Duncecap and Sit in the Corner

I'm sittin here looking at stuff and this pic pops up. I see the little yellow thing that says brake pad. Then I think to myself, why are they putting a brake pad inside a distributor with points?

Took me almost 30 seconds before I realized what I was looking at.

I'm gettin old. 




Thursday, December 26, 2024

They Are NOT Going To Like This!!🤣🤣🇺🇸

If this guy actually does what he says he's gonna do, I am gonna be happier than a pig in shit.
Deport 'em all.

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Good Morning!!!

 Have any of you guys heard of Henry, the Brown Nose reindeer?

He was just as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.

Monday, December 23, 2024

And Now, Here is Today's Interview on the Street...

Me too, maam, Me too.

I realized my mistake as soon as I pulled out of the driveway.

 Holy smokes I had my head up my rear today.

I wanted some paper plates, a specific kind that my wife liked. I have some paper plates but I don't care for them.

So off I go to target, and son. of. a. bitch. I had completely forgot about traffic at Christmas.

And I'm here to tell ya, from what I saw ain't nobody gettin left out this year. The retailers look to me to be making great sales. At least for the approximate 2 hours I was out and about.

The damn parking lot was just that, cause wasn't  nobody hardly moving.

Geez louise, I haven't been in traffic like this in years.

On the way home on hiway 41north I saw the friant avenue exit for 41 south was backed up with cars for about 2 miles. 

Wow. I have never seen it(saw it?) like that.



Saturday, December 21, 2024

Remember to check your gauges.



Sometime around 1975 I was involved in a situation similar to this. A dairy had called us up and their approximately 15 boiler horse power water heater would not fire up. Ran on propane. I checked it out and there was no propane to the boiler, none, nada, zip. We go out to the propane tank and it said it had about 50% propane level in the tank. This tank was huge. Probably 20 foot long, and I remember we had to get a ladder to get up to the top to check the gauge. So they have the propane guy come out and I show him how this propane tank that had propane in it wasn't supplying any propane, so he goes out and I show him the gauge said 50% full. He slaps the gauge and it goes to fucking ZERO! Holy Shit! Man, that was embarrassing, but I learned a very good lesson that day. Always check your gauges!

Didn't Anyone See This Sick Fuck Doing This?

 Police Arrest TikTok ‘Prankster’ For Spraying Poison All Over Food in Walmart, Causing $1 Million in Damage, and Posting Video of Crime to Social Media

Well holy crap. That just about puts the smell into shit, doesn't it?

In our society we NEED to be able to trust our food supply!

I mean, how many of you, us, or them grow our own food supply?

So when sick fucks like this do something to endanger my family's food, it just really pisses me off.

But what to do about it? Don't know.

Remember the tylenol murders in 1982?  

How the Tylenol murders of 1982 changed the way we consume medication

If those 20 million muslim terrorists the democrat assholes willingly let into our country decide to do something like this, we are definitely and truly fucked.

The Hawk Tuah Girl is Getting Sued??

 ‘Hawk Tuah’ Girl Hailey Welch Breaks Silence on Lawsuit After Her Fans Lost Hundreds of Millions on Crypto Scam

I didn't know this gal was still around. 

I mean, her 15 minutes of fame should have been done 14 minutes ago.

But now, apparently some kind of "memecoin"? called $HAWK has gotten some people to invest in it and lose about $400 million dollars?

Who in the idiotic hell would invest in something like that?

Good Saturday Morning

 





It's 3:57 AM and I am Hungry

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Insane Wrench Design From 1919 [Remake]

This is a crazy wrench someone patented way back yonder. Doesn't serve a useful purpose far as I can tell. Just something for someone to do.
On a side note my mother was born in 1919.

Happy Thursday Memes

 






This Particular Continuing Resolution Has Apparently Been Foiled----Curses!!!

RINO Mike Johnson Omnibus bill would have given congress a 40% pay hike AND would jail you if you posted AI images for two years! 

I don't know what was, or wasn't, in this current version of the continuing resolution. Don't know, do care.

40% pay hike? I could live like that. That would be about a thousand bucks a month extra for me. I could CERTAINLY live with that. Maybe even another year or so.

Now WHY in the absolute freakin heck would ANYTHING about AI images be in this continuing resolution?

Anyone? Bueller??

And I am not sure I understand the message. I would get jailed for two years if I posted AI memes???

Or I would only get jailed if I posted AI memes for two years?

Kind of confusing. Makes it hard to make a decision about posting if I don't know for certain what the consequences will be.

If I get jailed for two years for posting an AI meme I will definitely think more than once about posting that meme.

But if I only get jailed for an undetermined amount of time after posting for two years, I would probably go for it. 

See the dilemma?


Wednesday, December 18, 2024

One Liners to Start Your Day

 You're so stupid if you fell in a barrel full of titties you'd come out sucking your thumb.

You're about as sharp as a mashed potato.

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

You are one fry short of a happy meal.

Dang you got the iq of a fence post.

You couldn't find your way out of a wet paper bag with a flashlight and a map.

You're so slow it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.

Baby your elevator don't go all the way to the top.