I'm tellin ya, some people have too much time on their hands.
Enjoy.
Wednesday, November 6, 2024
Liberals are Melting Down
Who else is highly suspicious about the outcome of this election, and thinks that there should be an investigation into it?!
— Jeras Ikehorn (@JerasIkehorn) November 6, 2024
And also, Kamala Harris should refuse to concede, because of ‘that much needed investigation.’
Face it, there were just too many ‘split ticket voters’…
PRESIDENT BIDEN! We need you to look into whether our election is being RIGGED by RUSSIA and TRUMP'S BIG MONEY DONORS! None of this is CONSISTENT with what's been happening! We already KNEW that Trump was planning to STEAL it! He told his supporters they didn't need to VOTE!
— Michelle Baker (@Michell33650674) November 6, 2024
Ha!!
The lefties are flat out losin it. Click on that link to go read a bunch more meltdowns.
Trigger alert, they aren't sane.
Looks Like President Trump Has Been Re-Elected.
Guardian.com Donald Trump wins presidency, defeating Kamala Harris
At the moment, everyone is saying Donald Trump has 277 electoral votes, 270 needed to win. I believe 5 states have not been called yet.
I woke up at 4AM to go pee, and checked the net.
What a beautiful morning.
Tuesday, November 5, 2024
Here is a link to election night, via Twitchy
Twitchy Election Night Coverage
If, like me, you don't have a desire to watch election night coverage, then click on the link above. You can check in periodically to see what's happening.
Dissension in the Ranks
In HUGE F-You to Kamala Harris, Jill Biden Wears MAGA Red on Election Day!
How much more in your face can you get?
Would've been great if ole joe had worn his MAGA hat again.
If the bitch wins, how will she push dementia joe out of the oval orifice so she can start off early?
You just know she's gonna be drooling every time she goes in there.
I am Confused
This morning when I went to vote, I got confused by all the yard signs.
I'm not certain, but I think I may have voted for a realtor.
McDonald's has a new burger. It is called the McKamala.
When you order a McKamala, the person behind you has to pay for it.
I'm Not Coming Into School Today
If I could do voices like that I could have a hell of a time with kumhola's voters.
Oh Lord This is Funny
I stole this from A Nod to the Gods
Democrats want power they don’t really want illegals… pic.twitter.com/wJ9cV01HkQ
— @amuse (@amuse) November 4, 2024
Monday, November 4, 2024
She Speaks the Truth
I purchased a banana, cereal, and milk.
The cashier said, "You must be single."
I asked, "How did you know?"
She replied, "Because you're ugly."
You Should Watch the Movie Civil War
I watched this on Max, which I think is hbo. I did not have to pay for it, it was free.
For this movie, I don't know if I would use the word "entertaining".
Maybe "documentary" of an upcoming struggle we may face, starting tomorrow.
The movie follows some journalists as they report on the civil war.
After you watch the movie, you might transition to a free story you can read online. This one is called Parabellum, available to read for free at: Parabellum. I don't believe this is a finished story, but it has quite a few chapters.
Obviously both of these are fictional. However they could both become real in just a fraction of a second.
NBC broke election law.
I did not know there was an equal time rule in our election laws.
Anywho. Looks like nbc violated that rule by giving kneepads harris a free slot on snl.
Then were forced, forced I say, to give equal time to Trump's campaign.
Schadenfreude?
Sunday, November 3, 2024
Still waiting on my delivery, should be today between 11am and 12:45 pm
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.
Saturday, November 2, 2024
Friday, November 1, 2024
Thursday, October 31, 2024
Kuhmaluh harris joke.
I stole this joke from Eaton Rapids Joe.
Kamala Harris visited a remote northern Native-American reservation. With news crews following her around as they toured the place, the Vice President asked the chief if there was anything they needed.
"Well," the chief said, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor."
Harris whipped out her cellphone, tapped a number into it, talked to somebody for two minutes and then hung up. "I pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"
"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in and it is very expensive."
Once again, Harris tapped in a number, yelled into her cellphone for a few minutes, and then hung up. "The mine will be shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"
The chief looked her straight in the eyes and said, "We have no cellphone reception up here!!"
I wonder if Russia will use tactical nukes to collect the debt.
I was not aware that numbers this large had names. Holy shite.
The number after trillion is quadrillion.
Beyond quadrillion, the naming convention continues with quintillion (10^21), sextillion (10^24), septillion (10^27), octillion (10^30), nonillion (10^33), decillion (10^36), and so on.
And I thought my bills were high.
I wonder what kind of late fees they charge????
If you wonder about the size of this, here is an article that tells how big a quadrillion is.
Rant
#1. Why in the hell do we have a SEASON to vote? Why can't we progress to a more fair way to vote? That would mean voting in person at your specified polling place, on the ONE day set aside for voting. The only mail in ballots allowed should be for someone who CANNOT be at their polling place in person. I.E. military folks, and maybe a few others.
And voting should NOT be done by computer. Jesus H. Christ! How more vulnerable to cheating can you get than with a computer?
#2. WHY IN THE HELL do I have to give a store clerk my birthday to buy a stupid little bottle of mucinex???
I bought one last week and no one said a word. Today I go to buy the EXACT SAME ONE and they said I had to give them my birthday or they couldn't sell it to me.
WTF??
I told them to keep all of the products. Fuck them. I found a phone number for dollar general and called them. Even though the number was listed as corporate it was not. And they had no number I could contact the head honcho.
Anybody live in Tennessee who can get me a phone number to the chairman or ceo of dollar general?
Four or so years ago I went to big 5 sporting goods to buy a package of bb's. And the clerk there asked for my birthday. I refused to give it and she just bypassed it.
What is with this trend of asking for birthdays???
Donald Trump Says We are Not Garbage.
New Trump Ad Drops: 'You Can't Lead America If You Don't Love Americans'
Asshole joe has come out and said people like us are garbage.
I think it was Phil who said: "Hey Fuckhead, I'm White Trash." Get it right why don't ya?
ANYBODY who thinks kuhmaluh and the demo's don't hate you with passion need to commit themselves to an insane asylum. With the rest of your evil horde.
New Business Name
Hey Frank you've been a great tenant but I have some bad news.
What's up?
I need you to change the name of your business.
What!!!
Your business name is very offensive and I don't want it attached to my property.
What's offensive about Westfield Auto Parts?
It's the initials that you use in your marketing.
I can't change those, that's how people know my business.
If you don't change then I will evict you. You have 3 days to get out.
Okay I will change them.
From now on the name will be Frank's United Chicken Kitchen and Umbrella's.
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