Vern's Stories
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Wednesday, December 31, 2025
Them Somalis Got Business Sense
Looks like they must've remade the sign. Learing is now spelled learning.
Tuesday, December 30, 2025
Monday, December 29, 2025
Saturday, December 27, 2025
Friday, December 26, 2025
The Day After
Christmas Day was a great day.
My whole family was here and I had an absolutely fantastic time.
But I was wore out by the end of the day. I didn't get my normal 3 naps in, so I slept pretty good last night.
And now we get to look forward to a new year.
New Years Day I will be on the road to Phoenix. My granddaughter goes to college there. I get to spend some more time with her that day so that is okay with me.
Thursday, December 25, 2025
Tuesday, December 23, 2025
Monday, December 22, 2025
Saturday, December 20, 2025
Friday, December 19, 2025
Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan Found GUILTY of Obstruction For Helping Illegal Alien Evade ICE Agents – Faces 5 Years in Prison
5 years. I guess that is enough time behind bars. But I bet it will be at some posh resort style pen.
The article didn't say anything about the judge that stood with her in the hall. Wonder if anything happened with her.
Thursday, December 18, 2025
Wednesday, December 17, 2025
Holy Shite Did I Get a Pleasant Surprise
Last week I got a letter from my credit union.
When I got it from the mailbox I noticed it was not my usual statement envelope. It looked like---a letter.
Well shit. Here recently when I get---a letter---it doesn't carry good news.
So, with some amount of trepidation I gingerly opened it.
And what to my eyes should appear, but a nice surprise.
Seems like I have some rewards points on my credit card account. I didn't know I had reward points.
The letter said they expire in December so get em now while the gittin is good. It also said they had something new. Instead of buying merchandise I could redeem the points for cash.
Well crap that motivated me. Cash instead of merchandise? Sign me up!
And I'll be goddamn if I didn't get $445 from those damn points.
Holy smokes. Maybe I should get a few more cards so I can get some more of those points. As the kids say, Just Kiddin.
Monday, December 15, 2025
Looks Like Meathead is Dead
As much a butthole as he was, it is sad his son did the deed.
Family should mean something. But not here apparently.
Sunday, December 14, 2025
Saturday, December 13, 2025
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