If you think you are smarter than the previous generation: 50 years ago the owners manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
I never wanted to believe my son was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
He texted me this morning and said, Your the best! I texted him back, No, you're the best. He's been smiling ever since. Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it alone?
Dad, did you go to the same school as me. Yes the same school only 35 years ago. Why do you ask? Well Mrs. Johnson said today she hasn't seen an idiot like me in 35 years.
My son asked his great grandpa what was the craziest thing he saw growing up? Oh it would definitely be the day I saw two blind guys fighting as I was leaving my work. You should have seen their faces when I said, my money's on the one with the knife!
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