People Are Getting Touchy

 

This coulda been done every single fuckin' day of the Biden Presidency, but wasn't. Why not?

 Feds Grab a Shitload of Violent Gangbangers

The link above is from Lady Lake

He is right. This could have been done every day of the socalled biden presidency.

But, if they had done their job, this wouldn't have HAD to be done.

The socalled biden presidency let these people in on purpose. They want this country to fail, who knows why. 

They want these people to do the socalled cheap labor and convince the rest of us to continuously rely on the largesse of government. They want us lazy and dependent on them. 

Who knows why? I sure as hell don't. 

Everyone benefits when we rely on ourselves.

Except govt I guess.

Have You Ever Pulled a Stupid?

 Boy, I pulled a stupid last night.

About 8:20 I decided to bring in some firewood.

About 8:30 I had enough in for the night.

So I lay down in my recliner, cover up and I'm out like a light.

Except for the 4 or 5 times I get up to go pee I slept good.

About 4:15 I wake up to pee, and decide to look at the solar battery voltage. I have a fridge and a freezer plugged into them and don't want the batteries to go too low.

So I go to the back door to go check. And SON OF A Bitch!!

I never closed and locked the door and it had been open ALL Damn Night!

The security door was wide open. The wood door was pushed closed but not latched. The outdoor light was lit up for the world to see.

I'm just glad no racoons fox rabbits skunks etc. decided to come in where it's warm

If I keep going this way I'm gonna wind up in the stupid home for dumasses.

President Trump Isn't Effing Around

Six Out Of Seven Executive Assistant Directors and 25 Special Agents in Charge Out at FBI

 President Trump is serious about making this country great again.

One of the ways he is doing that is by actively draining the swamp.

Or at least making a good beginning of it.

And speaking of swamp critters, here's chicago's mayor:

This is Pretty Funny

 

If You Enter the US Illegally, you are, by definition, A CRIMINAL

 

Thought for Today

 President Trump is set to make deleting your diesel legal, and deleting your weiner illegal.

What a time to be an American.

What is a Deleted Diesel Truck?

A nurse walked into the bank I was at today. She was exhausted after an 18 hour shift. She pulled a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tried to write a check with it.  She looked at the cashier and sighed and said, Well that's just great. Some asshole has my pen.

Her: Hey who is this contact in your phone named jumper cables? 

Me: That's you

Her: Why in the hell is my name jumper cables?

Me: Because you're always starting something!

Afternoon Memes

 

This is Some Interesting Reading

 

I borrowed this from Liberty is a Contact Sport.

Here is a link to the text:8 U.S. Code § 1324 - Bringing in and harboring certain aliens

Read the last paragraph: (e)Outreach program

The Secretary of Homeland Security, in consultation with the Attorney General and the Secretary of State, as appropriate, shall develop and implement an outreach program to educate the public in the United States and abroad about the penalties for bringing in and harboring aliens in violation of this section.

Who is the new DHS? Wonder if she will do this.

You Gotta Love This Kid

She’s Clearly NOT Happy This Resurfaced 🤯🇺🇸

Good Morning

 

Trump REVERSES Whiny D.C. Judge

Apparently some federal judge thinks his decision is higher than the Commander in Chief.

This guy decides a few of the people who got pardoned had to have restrictions placed on their freedom. But that got fixed.

Saturday Memes

 

This is like a gallstone. It will pass.

 Typical democrat. Gets butthurt when other democrats out democrat him.

Here is a July 4th Party Favor

 

Whaddaya Mean That's Not Real?

 

Are Preemptive Pardons Legal? Lawyer Explains

If my family was in danger of getting charged with something I would be in favor of pre-emptive pardons for my family. But as this guy says, now the republicans are gonna do this, and then democrats again, and so on and so on.

I thought this guy had a good take on the subject. The video is about 20 minutes. Enjoy.

I think she needs to learn how to spell!

 The mayor of philadelphia tried to start a chant. But I think she needs to learn how to spell. Didn't there used to be a literacy test way back yonder in order to vote? Maybe there should be a literacy test in order to be mayor.

Philly Mayor Cherelle Parker tried to start an Eagles chant but can't spell the word. Yikes. pic.twitter.com/6z7LYTPVzA

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 21, 2025

OOOOPs.

 Looks like this guy effed around. Then he found out.

Have You Heard About This?

 Three Mile Island nuclear plant gears up for Big Tech reboot

Does anyone out there remember the Accident at 3 Mile Island?, which was caused by design flaws, operator error, lack of training, and pure bad luck, all of which caused a partial nuclear meltdown and exposure of a nuclear reactor core?

Now these dumb bells are going to refurbish and restart the remaining unit.

And guess who is doing this? Microsoft. As in Bill Gates.

I am against this. There is too much that can go wrong with nuclear energy. Where do you keep the spent waste. How can you safely do that. How many operators does it take to screw in a light bulb when they are busy sleeping on the job. And on and on, ad infinitem.

Human nature being what it is, it won't take long to fuck this up.

I like this guy.

 Scott Jennings Stuns CNN Colleagues: ‘I’m Just Struck by the Fact That We Have a President Again’

I watched the video. I was looking at the facial expressions on the other members, and I thought that was priceless.

It looks like they just bit into a pickled turd. 

The Laptop 51 Have Their Security Clearance Revoked

 President Trump Revokes Security Clearances of ALL 51 ‘Spies Who Lied’ and Former NSA Advisor John Bolton

This is the type of president the USofA deserves.

This president has done more to set this country right in the last 12 hours than bush the elder, clinton, bush the junior, obama, and biden did in their combined 32 years of being president.

Bush the junior was especially disappointing. He is a large part of the immigration problem we have now.

I like it.

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Signs Executive Order After Executive Order—Each Re...

He appears to be doing exactly what he said he would do.

Just Once Is All It Takes For Me

 

I Ain't No Snitch

 

He's Been Sworn in.

 Henry Ford  Fonda said a line in the movie In Harm's Way: Well we gave him the molasses, now let's feed him the sulfur.

I think that means it's been all fun and games up till now.

That's kind of how I think this presidential term is going to be. Been okay till now, this is when the shitstorm really starts.

I was wondering at the logistics of this ceremony. I watched the 20 minutes of swearing in. Both President Trump and Vice President Vance were there.

House speaker Johnson was also there.

So, say Xi or Vlad flew a plane into the building with a MOAB,and all three of those men were killed, and none of the cabinet has been approved yet, who is next in line to be Prez?

According to wikipedia, it would be President Pro Tempore of the senate, which is Senator Chuck Grassley at the moment.

Line of Succession

As slow as that man talks, he'd never get anything done. 

Good Sunday Morning

 

Almost Noon

 Do you know why there is an egg shortage now?

No, Why?

Because all the hens are identifying as Roosters!

Why didn't Speaker Johnson do something about it?

 Johnson: Here's When I Knew Biden Wasn't Running Anything

You know it's a bad day when you find out the sitting prezz is not acting, he really is in dementia.

But knowing that, what could speaker johnson do? Does amendment whatever it is apply?

Why remove biden from office when you're gonna get something worse in replacement?

Personally, I think leaving biden in office was the only thing to do. Replacing him with kammytoe would have jumped us right into the fire.

If we could have removed kammytoe right after, then maybe I could have gone along with it.

CA Burning: One of World's Largest Lithium Ion Battery Storage Plants Bursts Into Flames

 110,000 Lithium Ion Batteries in Flames

I don't think this was caused by climate change. 

This amount of batteries is apparently meant to help PG&E keep the lights on when they need help.

This must be a pretty big place to hold that many batteries, and they are expanding also.

Wonder what plans to fight a fire in the building looked like? Must not have had any.

Monday is Inauguration Day

 Pastor Who Precisely Predicted Trump Getting Shot in the Ear Three Months Before It Happened – Warns of Orchestrated Attacks on Trump’s Inauguration and Iconic Properties in Detail

I suppose Monday will be the proof of the pudding. 

I have predicted something along these lines for a while now.

All those drones looking for a missing nuke?

All those alien soldiers illegally in our country?

All those democrat assassins running around unsupervised?

All those hateful democrats running around unsupervised?

You just know something is gonna go up in smoke.

I Have Had Days Like This

 

Short on Memes Today

This Guy Got an Education About Deer

I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up-- 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold.

The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. I took a step towards it, it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope, and then received an education. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope.

That deer EXPLODED. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity. A deer-- no Chance. That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally imagined. The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many other animals.

A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope.

I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slow and painfully somewhere. At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual. Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in. I didn't want the deer to have to suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder - a little trap I had set before hand...kind of like a squeeze chute. I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my rope back.

Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when ..... I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and slide off to then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its head--almost like a big dog. They bite HARD and it hurts.

The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was ineffective.

It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several seconds. I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that claim by now), tricked it. While I kept it busy tearing the tendons out of my right arm, I reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose.

That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day.

Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisingly sharp... I learned a long time ago that, when an animal -like a horse --strikes at you with their hooves and you can't get away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This will usually cause them to back down a bit so you can escape.

This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery would not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different strategy. I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run. The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a horse that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down.

Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head.

I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away. So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle with a scope......to sort of even the odds!!

All these events are true so help me God...An Educated Farmer.

You wanna take this outside??

 Well goddamn sam. This is my kind of congress critter. Whoop that biatch.

Rep. Nancy Mace GOES OFF on Race-Baiting Rep. Jasmine Crockett

Crockett: Somebody’s campaign coffers are struggling right now so she’s going to keep saying trans trans trans.. Child listen

Mace: I am no child! Do not call me a child. I am a grown woman. If you want to take it outside pic.twitter.com/o2EBHzcwoT

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025

A GOP senator asks pertinent questions of Pete Hegseth. I.E. How many genders are there?

 This makes sense to me. 

SENATOR TIM SHEEHY: How many genders are there?

HEGSETH: Two.

SHEEHY: I know that well, I'm a "she-he (Sheehy)." What is the diameter of a rifle round fired out of an M4A1?

HEGSETH: 5.56.

SHEEHY: How many pushups can you do?

HEGSETH: I did 5 sets of 47 this morning.… pic.twitter.com/67hcWgS0Sa

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) January 14, 2025

Here's a funny one.

 This reminds me of a guy I served with. We were in Olongapo in the Phillipines. Pretty drunken place. The first mile or so after entering from the navy base was nothing but bars. And thugs trying to rip you off. 

Dave was walking down the street, smoking a cigarette. Anyway, a guy approached Dave and said Hey you gotta smoke?

Dave didn't miss a beat. He kept on walking and said Sorry, I don't smoke.

Have Some Groaners for Your Evening

 I borrowed these groaners from Woodsterman

Puns for Educated Minds ~ Happy Funday

 

1.   The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference.   He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.   I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.   It turned out to be an optical Aleutian.  

3.   She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.   

4.   A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,   because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5.   No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.   

6.   A dog gave birth to puppies near the road .. . . and was cited for littering.   

7.   A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8.   Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

9.   A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.   The police are looking into it.   

10.  Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

11.  Atheism is a non-prophet organization.   

12.  Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the  hallway.  One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 

13.   I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.    Then it hit me.     

14.   A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said:  'Keep off the Grass.'   

15.   The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.  

16.   The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.  

17.   A backward poet writes inverse.   

18.   In a democracy it's your vote that counts.   In feudalism it's your count that votes.   

19.   When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.  

20.   If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21.   A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.  The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'   

22.   Two fish swim into a concrete wall.    One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'         

23.   Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.   Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.  

24.   Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, 'I've lost my electron.'   The other says 'Are you sure?'   The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'   

25.   Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?   His goal:  transcend dental medication.  

26.   There was the person who sent ten puns to friends,   with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.   No pun in ten did.

Thank You Hal!

GM Can’t Find a Bumper to Fix a Man’s $86K Car

Some Cars No Longer Have Spare Tires??? WTF??

 CR explains why tire sealant kits are becoming more common and shares tips on how to prepare for a flat tire

So. You buy a new car for a hundred grand. You're driving around the neighborhood showing it off.

You pickup a nail some jackhole left laying in the road after fixing somebody's house.

Now you got a flat. No problem. You changed a tire when you were 12 years old cause your dad showed you how.

OOPS! There's no effing spare!!! NOW whaddu I do???

I guess now you break out the fudging tire sealant kit and stop the leak.

But what if you get a big ass hole in the sidewall? Now What??

Well now you gotta call a tow truck. For a piddly ass flat tire.

35 Must-Have Gadgets for Seniors Over 65 to Live Independently | Top Dea...

Anybody have trouble putting their socks on? 

A couple of these devices would be useful for me. I am thinking the car assist handle might be useful, as I sometimes have difficulty exiting the car.

White Privilege Explained

 

In the 50's and 60's articles like this may have put you in prison.

 Mark Zuckerberg Orders Removal of Tampons From Men’s Bathrooms at Meta Offices and Social Media Users Have Humorous Thoughts

Zuckerbug is making changes at facebook. Would he have made these changes if ole cameltoe had won the election?

I wonder who could be responsible for this?

Thieves Break Into California Army Reserve Center, Humvees and Equipment Stolen 

I will be dog gone. Who could do such a thing? Maybe 3 or 4 of the military type fighting age male illegal alien?

Hell of a thing. Start a bunch of fires to act as a distraction while you go steal guns and stuff?

LA Fires Impacted Gasoline in Las Vegas

 California fuel lines reopen as Las Vegas gas stations stay busy

Apparently one of those fires shut down a power station that supplied power to the gas fuel line to Nevada. 

Gotta get rid of the gas guzzlers one way or the other.

Donald Trump sentenced with no penalty in New York criminal trial, as judge wishes him 'Godspeed' in 2nd term

CROOKED JUDGE MERCHAN Wishes President Trump “Godspeed in Your Second Term in Office”

Political witchhunt. Political trial.

DEI Fails to Fight Fires

Scott Jennings Drives Race-Baiting Rep. Jasmine Crockett Crazy When He Brings Up DEI’s Role in the Catastrophic California Fires 

Doesn't matter what state you live in, d.e.i. is the country's worst nightmare.

Just like affirmative action, the person who is most qualified is not given the job if they are not black, or some other color besides white.

Which brings down the capability to fight these fires effectively. I mean. When there is no water in the hydrants to fight the fires with!

 Hey Hey Ho Ho DEI has got to go! Hey Hey Ho Ho DEI has got to go!

Scott Jennings is right, the dei leaders down there in charge of fighting these fires have failed miserably.

Good Morning Memes

 

Doesn't This Look Tasty?

 

I Call BullShit

 HISTORY IS MADE: Today, Democrats Didn’t Object to Certifying a Republican Victory for the First Time Since 1988

Too big to rig my ass, the dumb dims got something going on in their addlepated mind.

I can only speculate on what that may be. But their hatred of President Trump has only grown in the recent months.

What will they do? Try for 47 impeachments?

More of their smearing lies in the media?

Guess we will have to wait and see.

Good Morning Memes

 

He Wins Again

Congress certifies Trump's 2024 election victory 

Today seems like an anti-climactic event.

Heitke told lawmakers that the Biden-Harris Regime ordered him to cover up the increase in suspected terrorists arrested at the southern border.

House Intel Chair Mike Turner Confirms ISIS-Linked Terrorists Actively Operating Inside the U.S., Plotting Attacks on Americans 

I know I have said this before, but I'm gonna say it again.

Folks, now is the time to  pull out your guns, dust em off, oil em up, load up your magazines. It's too late to train, you just gotta go with what you got.

Now is the time to put your ass into high gear and step up your foodstuff buying game. When the dot gov institutes curfews, martial law, the grid in your area goes down, you better have a plan, some backup power, some firewood stacked up.

The article linked above simply confirms what we have all known for some time. 15 million military age fighting males illegally entered our country.

Attacks on our citizens are ramping up. Isis is here and are prepared to kick some ass. They don't give a shit about takin names.

And what about all those chinamen they let in? What are they gonna do, eat some bats and spread it around??

Continue living your life as you see fit.

But keep your head on a swivel.

Coffee Morning

Good Morning Memes

 No Computer Needed

Oh, This is Such a Lot of BULLSHIT!!!!!

 Shit like this is why our justice system is such bullshit. This guy says a Plain English Reading of a law is incorrect. HE says until this law is interpreted we can't know what the law means.

I call BULLSHIT! 

If you gotta interpret the fucking thing, It's Not A Law!!

Is This a PSA?

 

Clearly States. But Not Clearly Followed.

 

Well, no shit sherlock. The cia speaks.

 

CIA Targeter: "We have not had a man walk up to a building with a su!cid3 vest in America."

Sarah Adams outlines the enemy's plan for a 2025 homeland attack. This is information every America should be made aware of. @TPASarah pic.twitter.com/z9hAIS4PLD

— Shawn Ryan Show (@ShawnRyanShow) December 13, 2024

Former CIA Officer Warns There Are More Than 1,000 al-Qaeda Sleepers in the U.S. Planning Major Homeland Attacks 

I believe a thousand al-qaeda sleepers is a low number, a very low number.

And Somehow This Isn't Terrorism?

 With a name like shamsud-din jabbar how could this be anything but terrorism?

Nah, can't be terrorism. All of those twenty to thirty million fighting age males the democrats let into this country are just peaceful protesters.

And now I hear an electric car exploded in front of Trump's place in Las Vegas.

Co-incidence? I think I'm gonna oil up my guns and hope more ammo miraculously appears in my safe.

I guess Jimmah Cawtuh passed away. Do you remember Billy Beer??

 The 39th US President Jimmy Carter dies at age 100

The two things I remember about carter: 

1. Extremely long gas lines.  I was stationed on the USS Enterprise when this fiasco happened. The ship was in drydock in Bremerton Washington. Myself and a friend and his wife rented a small trailer on Long Lake near Port Orchard.

If I needed gas in the car, I remember having to leave at least 3 hours early so I could sit in line waiting to fill up with gas. Whatta buncha bullshit that was. 

2. The botched raid to save the iran hostages.

Iran Hostage Rescue Mission

The raid to save the Iran hostages, known as Operation Eagle Claw, was a failed military operation ordered by U.S. President Jimmy Carter on April 24, 1980. The mission aimed to rescue 53 American hostages held at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran. Despite deploying eight helicopters, only five arrived in operational condition at the first staging area, Desert One. The operation was aborted when one helicopter crashed into a transport aircraft, killing eight U.S. servicemen and destroying both vehicles. The failure of the mission is often cited as a significant factor in Carter’s loss in the 1980 U.S. presidential election.

Do any of you remember that asshole billy carter?

Billy Beer

Mayor of New Orleans Says This Was a Terrorist Attack

 

This is unbelievable. The mayor of New Orleans confirmed it was a terrorist attack, and literally minutes later, at the same press conference, an FBI spokesperson stated it was not a terrorist attack. pic.twitter.com/FbTyG3VNXt

— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) January 1, 2025

“Terrorist Attack” in New Orleans – 12 Dead, Dozens Injured After Individual Intentionally Drives into Crowd – Cops Injured in Gunfight on Bourbon Street 

FBI says, Wait a minute. That ain't right!

Unforking believable. Dementia joe's fbi is still at it. 

Move along! Nothing to see here!

FOX News Reports Truck Driven by New Orleans Terrorist Was Spotted in US at Eagle Pass, TX Near the US Border Two Days Ago – First Photo of Terrorist

This is how many novels I have read start out. Terrorists come in thru mexico and shoot up Americans.