President Trump is set to make deleting your diesel legal, and deleting your weiner illegal.
What a time to be an American.
What is a Deleted Diesel Truck?
A nurse walked into the bank I was at today. She was exhausted after an 18 hour shift. She pulled a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tried to write a check with it. She looked at the cashier and sighed and said, Well that's just great. Some asshole has my pen.
Her: Hey who is this contact in your phone named jumper cables?
Me: That's you
Her: Why in the hell is my name jumper cables?
Me: Because you're always starting something!
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