Rainy Monday Memes, With a Side of Roof Leaks

 

Oh Jesus H Christ This is Stupid

I live in central california. I did not know about this until my sister from texas asked me about it. 

You wanna talk authoritarian? THIS is authoritarian.

Ole mumdonny in noo yawk city is gonna get dehydrated by this because he will be drooling with anticipation that he can emulate this in nyc.

This country has gone to hell without benefit of a handbasket. Time to start the revolution.

Assembly Bill 435 (AB 435), authored by Assemblymember Lori Wilson, was signed into law by Governor Gavin Newsom on October 7, 2025, and became Chapter 434 of the Statutes of 2025. The law amends several sections of the California Vehicle Code to strengthen child passenger safety regulations.

The most significant change introduced by AB 435 is the replacement of the current height-based exemption for front seat riding with a new "5-Step test" to determine if a child is properly restrained by a safety belt. This test, which will take effect on January 1, 2027, requires that a child be sitting all the way back against the auto seat, with knees bending over the edge of the seat, the shoulder belt snugly crossing the center of the chest and shoulder (not the neck), the lap belt as low as possible and touching the thighs, and the child able to maintain this position for the entire trip.

Under the new law, children under 10 years of age will be required to use a booster seat, and children under 13 years of age will not be allowed to sit in the front seat unless they pass the 5-Step test. The bill also clarifies that a child who fails the test must continue to use a booster seat.

The law maintains the existing requirement that children under 8 years old or under 4 feet 9 inches in height must be secured in an appropriate child passenger restraint system. It also preserves the current fine structure for violations: a $20 fine for a first offense and up to $50 for subsequent offenses.

The bill was initially proposed to raise the minimum age for front seat riding to 16 and to eliminate the height requirement entirely, but these provisions were not included in the final version that was enacted. The final law does not require the state to reimburse local agencies for the costs associated with the new requirements.

Friday Memes

 

Who Said This?

And he ain't wrong, neither!

Do You Remember Looking Glass?

 

Pennies Are No Longer

 

Good Afternoon Procrastination Memes

 

Today is Veterans Day

 

A big shoutout to:

My brother Kenneth, US Navy Seal, retired.

My late brother-in-law Joe, US Army.

My brother-in-law Cookie, US Marines.

Thank you.

Eight dems vote to end shutdown

 MASSIVE Leftist Meltdowns Ensue as Eight Senate Democrats Cave and Vote to End Government Shutdown – Here Are Some of the Biggest

Looks like the senate voted to end the shutdown.

But now I guess all the action goes back to the house to vote on.

Don't put your popcorn away just yet.

KILL ALL Rats And Mice Around Your Home. Safe For Pets!

I expel gas fast enough it shouldn't be a problem for me.

Sunday Morning Memes

THIS is a peaceful protest.

 Pay attention. There will be a test.

You think this is AI or real?

 Fuck if I know. I was listening to a talk show today and he was playing some pretty damn good music on his intro. And then he had to go and spoil it all by saying the music was from some ai generated band that didn't exist.

Ole snakehead speaks...

 

Americans will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year

Trump Announces Major Deal with Eli Lilly and Novo Nordisk to Slash Cost of GLP-1 Medications for Diabetes and Obesity 

So people will have access to weight loss drugs now. RFK says people will lose 125 million pounds collectively.

Okay. If 125 million pounds is suddenly gone from one spot on the earth, does that affect the rotation of the earth?

Does it suddenly spin erratically cause it's out of balance?

I mean, that's a lot of slimming down in one spot isn't it??

Is This the US of the Future? Or is it here now?

 

ThIS is the legacy of democrats.

 Will Payment Of 50 Percent Of Food Stamp Benefits Be Enough

Man shoplifts as he makes TikTok content about “a thing or two” that EBT recipients can do to successfully thieve.

“That’s how you go into Walmart and get a free basket.” pic.twitter.com/8wdHUnuKDO

— EBT of TikTok (@EBTofTikTok) November 1, 2025

This shit is the legacy of democrats. Started by lbj and perpetuated by every democrat ever since. 

Previously minorities, expecially black people, had some pride in themselves and lived life like normal people, relying on themselves to provide for their family. They worked and played and acted like normal goddam people.

But now we are in the deep end of the pool and forgot how to swim.

It is too late for President Trump to make a difference.

Our culture has changed, as evidenced by momdummy winning mayor in nyc. And in minnesota's minneapolis, the mayor race hasn't been called, but it doesn't matter. Both of those guys are solid far left, one is a socialist the other is a gimmedatbeforeikillyou socialist, who prefers somalia to minneapolis. If he wins that is what minneapolis will turn into. Remember mogadishu? That's what's coming there.

I thought with the last election we stood a chance at turning things around, but I do not believe that to be the case now.

The dems have us on the ropes whether we believe it or not. 

This is Why All This Political Division Has Gotten So Bad

 

Good Afternoon

 Wanna make a car salesman uncomfortable? 

Just say, Tell me if you can hear this.

Then get in the trunk, close the lid, and start screaming.

Tuesday Memes

 

Funny How Stuff Comes Back to Bite You in the Ass

 

This is A Very Nice Truck

 

President Trump Does Not Have to Abide by a So Called Order

 Federal judges order Trump admin to continue SNAP benefits.

My reaction to this is: So What?

President Trump does not have to abide by any so called order from the judicial branch.

We have 3 co-equal branches of government don't we? The important word there is co-equal.

Co-Equal means no branch has more authority than either of the other two do. None of the three can tell the other two what to do, or not to do.

They can order in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

What say you?

Democrats. Using Food to Control You Since...

 

She Doesn't Want to Work For Free

 I don't want to work for free either. But in her case she has been paid for free. For how many years did she say, 13?

I mean, couldn't she keep her legs closed?

Bout time to pay the piper there honey.