Coupla Jokes

 Got called into HR today. The hr guy said You can't call your co-worker C-Section.

I said Why Not? He always avoids labor.

Got called into HR again. The hr guy said You can't call your co-worker 4-skin.

I said Why Not? He always disappears when things get hard!

We need adult trick or treating. No kids. Just houses handing out bourbon samples, fancy chocolates, craft beer, and maybe a few tacos.