Good Morning Friday

 Just to let you all know, the neighborhood flasher who was set to retire this month, has decided to stick it out for one more year.

Please be patient with me. I'm fuckin things up as fast as I can.

The  best medicine is not laughter, chicken noodle soup, ice bath, date with a woman. No sir. The best medicine is a suppressed lever action rifle. 

Thank you for being  my friend. It's a questionable life choice on your part, but I do appreciate it.

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like to be as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my  mouth.