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Tuesday, August 20, 2024

Thats The Best Barbecue He's Ever Had

Mama T's Cookout 

I like barbecue. Last thursday we went to Caprock Canyon State Park and rode around a while. Saw some of the bison. This fellow was up close and hot as we drove by.

On the way home we stopped in Dickens Texas at a place called Ponderosa. They had a whole bunch of barbecue. I had brisket slices, pinto beans, and potato salad, with bread. And I'm here to tell you it was doggone good.


The pic below is a metal cutout I guess done either with a torch or maybe a plasma cutter. It is cutout of about 1/2 inch thick plate. Comes up to my chest. There is a line of these, probly about 15 or 20 of them. 



Some Pics

 Here are a few pics of a place we ate lunch at last friday in Lubbock. It's called Cooks Garage. Looks to me like it used to be a car dealership that was made into a restaurant. The food was good and was not expensive. The bill for five of us was 72 bucks. Which ain't bad in my opinion. 

They book live bands also. On august 23 I think Dwight Yokum will be there.


 

   
  


Old Cars

Driving around the rural areas of Texas, I came to the conclusion that if you owned a car restoration business, this is probably the area you should come to. There are old cars stored just about everywhere you look. For Example:





Tuesday Memes

 




Monday, August 19, 2024

Gas Prices

 



That pic is at Newberry Springs Calif.

The man has a point.

 Kuh Maluh harris is a dongle piece of shit. Vance is right, she says what she has to say based on who the audience is. If she had a mixed audience she might spin herself into the ground.

I Made It Home Memes

 




Tuesday, August 13, 2024

Which Generation are You??

 Millennials, baby boomers or Gen Z

I'm a boomer, not the submarine though. I was born in 1951.

Back then life was a hell of a lot different than it is now. My dad worked on farms and I helped him very frequently whether I wanted to or not. 

We had a party line phone, our ring was 3 short burps. I think there were 3 other families on that line, each with their own distinctive ring.

For tv we had two channels, 11 and 13 out of Lubbock. For me back then that was wonderful. Wait on your favorite show to come on once a week, it was a tantalizing period.

Which one are you guys? Tell us some tales from your past.

Monday, August 12, 2024

That's A Bad Idea

 I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to do that. Might be fun to put on Kamala and Rev. Warnock though.

Friday, August 9, 2024

Tampon Tim

 Hillary Clinton Defends “Tampon Tim”

This idiot signed a law into place mandating tampons in boys bathrooms. I guess that's so they can help out their poor sisters at home.

Do these idiots really want a guy for VP who has the nickname tampon tim?

Tim Walz appears to be as much of an idiot as cameltoe.

But it appears to me that these two jabberwocks will be crowned in nov. 

God help us all.


Kamalamemes

 





Thursday, August 8, 2024

Out of Town for A While

 I am going to transport my granddaughter to her university in Phoenix and then drive on to Texas to see my family.

Posting will be on the light side for a few days. I have some posts scheduled to help take up the slack.

Thanks for visiting. Come back soon.

Thursday Memes

 





Wednesday, August 7, 2024

Journalistic Spin

 A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!

It Should Be a Flashing Red Light to the Normies of This World That This is NOT the ticket for you!

 ‘Is it Normal to Let the Biggest City in Your State Burn for Four Days?’ (VIDEO)

Is vp pick tim walz normal. I don't know anything about this guy, except he is a commie for mommy. Scott Jennings lays out some stuff. Watch the video.