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Friday, April 25, 2025

Does Potassium Iodide Expire?

 Does Potassium Iodide Expire?

For those of you who don’t know what these tablets are… They’re basically ‘nuke pills’. They help prevent radioactive iodine from getting into the thyroid gland during a nuclear radiation emergency.

But every little bit helps, right?

With all the uncertainty in the world, and considering the asshole democrats who hate America, now might be a good time to check your preps. 

I found these articles over at Modern Survival Blog.

Nuclear Targets In The USA


Thursday, April 24, 2025

Good Evening

 Did you hear about the photon who went to the airport? The tsa guy said where is your luggage? The photon said, I don't have any luggage, I'm traveling light.




It's Thursday Already??

 







Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Good Morning Again

 

Not to brag, but I was alive when you could SLAM the phone down to hang up on someone. It was spectacular

A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned onthe highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.





Monday, April 21, 2025

Maryland senator Has a new Plaque

 

Maryland Father Has a Senator 

Each senators office should have a plaque like this one.

Lets us know the playing field.

This senator is the epitome of the democrats right now. This one man is showing the world who the democrats represent and it certainly isn't their constituents.

Oh, The Days of Yore

 I had a 1960 ford something or other. Hardly any mufflers to speak of, and those had holes in them. Loud, yeah it was loud. My girlfriend was from a neighboring town, so I would skip class, drive over there and drive around the school blasting the pipes. The cars of today just don't have the right rumble. Know what I mean??




Sunday, April 20, 2025

Evening Thoughts

 For those people who have the IQ of a pimple, consider this:

If you are a citizen of el salvador(IE Maryland Man) and you are IN el salvador, you are home.

Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fifth one I've been to that says Insufficient Funds.

Out of all my body parts, my eyeballs are in the best shape. That's because I roll them, like, 342 times a day.

If you can't pee off the porch, your neighbors are too close.

It’s wild how we used buy eggs just to throw at houses. Now we can’t even buy eggs or houses.



Good Morning

 





Friday, April 18, 2025

Thursday, April 17, 2025

Have Some Late Week Memes

 






What is Your Oil Change Interval?

 When I was working I would typically drive about 3000 miles per month. I would change the oil in my truck every two months or about 6 thousand miles, conventional oil. Now I might drive 3000 miles a year, so I change it at 3000 miles, synthetic oil. What do you guys do?

Jesus H. Effing Christ

This one idiot from el salvador has managed to delineate what the divide between the two sides in this country is.  How can democrats TRULY believe illegal assholes like this belong in our country. I just don't get it. No SANE person can believe what these asshole democrats believe.

Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Georgia Engel Politely Slams Betty White l Dean Martin Roasts

Comedy when I was much younger was much better than the comedy of today. 

Two Competing Letitia James Stories

 Federal agency refers New York AG Letitia James to DOJ for prosecution for alleged mortgage fraud

“Ms. James, for both properties listed above, appears to have falsified records in order to meet certain lending requirements and receive favorable loan terms,” 

Ms. Letitia James has, in multiple instances, falsified bank documents and property records to acquire government-backed assistance and loans and more favorable loan terms,"

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that what she is/did prosecute Mr. Trump for?


HERE WE GO: NY AG Letitia James Reviewing Potential Insider Trading in Connection with Trump Tariff Pause

This "lady" is dumber than a box of rocks. My apologies to the rocks.



I have been waiting a long time to see this.

 Chaos Erupts After Unruly Protestor Tased and Tossed Out of Marjorie Taylor Greene Town Hall

This is about time. 

Freedom of speech is great, but I do not have to stand there at my event and listen to your bullshit.

And neither does Congresswoman Greene.

If you want to protest, fine, protest at your own event.

Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Deport Them All

The left (cnn) is still up in arms about this ms13 gang member who was "mistakenly" sent to the prison in el salvador.

An Oldie But a Goodie

 Borrowed from Wired Right

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang.  The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said. 

To which he whirled around and screamed, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?

Tuesday Memes

 






Sunday, April 13, 2025

I Like the Way This Guy Thinks

 There is one guy in particular, at a local hardware store, this would be appropriate to do.

Saturday, April 12, 2025

Good Afternoon

 It's a shame nothing's built in the US anymore.

 I just bought a tv, and it says "built in Antenna". 

I don't even know where Antenna is.


I'm no longer allowed to go caroling at the mental hospital.

I guess Do you hear what I hear? was a bad song choice.