Sunday, April 20, 2025

Evening Thoughts

 For those people who have the IQ of a pimple, consider this:

If you are a citizen of el salvador(IE Maryland Man) and you are IN el salvador, you are home.

Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fifth one I've been to that says Insufficient Funds.

Out of all my body parts, my eyeballs are in the best shape. That's because I roll them, like, 342 times a day.

If you can't pee off the porch, your neighbors are too close.

It’s wild how we used buy eggs just to throw at houses. Now we can’t even buy eggs or houses.



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