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Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Carol Burnett Show Was The Best

 She dropped some great oneliners here. You got any to add to them?

Here's a couple: 

You're about a half bubble off plumb.

Your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

And one more: You're a brick shy of a full pallet.

2 comments:

  1. Vicki Lawrence as Mama - "You have splinters in the windmill of your miind !"

    Harvey Korman and Tim Conway were outrageously funny. I can't for the life of me know how they kept a straight face with all of their skits together.

    That was a damn good show. No nudity or profanity needed - just great writing and good acting. Pretty much every movie star did a stint there.

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  2. Looser than a bag of suckers.
    Got one wheel in the sand.

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