Punctuation Matters. Grammar Matters

 DC Leftist Charged with a Felony After Attacking Federal Agent Deployed by President Trump with a Subway Sandwich

I swear. 

Okay, did some idiot attack a federal agent with a subway sandwich?

Or did President Trump have a subway sandwich when he deployed the agent?

Or did the agent who was deployed have a subway sandwich.

This is why the national guard is taking over DC, so that we don't have to misuse punctuation again.