I followed a woman into the grocery store. When she got in, she stopped, shook her head no, and calmly said, I am not dealing with these kinds of decisions today. Then she turned around and walked out.
I identify with that.
Wife: You OK Hun? Me: Well, if the woman is always right, and the man is always wrong, if the man tells the woman she's right, is the man right or wrong? Wife: You MF!
An old man bought a well from a wise guy. He met the wise guy the next day on the street. The wise guy said, you bought the well but you did not buy the water, you will have to pay for the water. The old man said right back, I was coming to your place to ask you to empty the water. If you don't you will have to pay rent for storing it in my well.
I want everybody to wish me luck today. I have a meeting at the bank this morning. If everything goes well, I will be out of debt. I'm so excited I am having trouble putting my ski mask on.
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