A guy had a surgery to go from being a man to being a woman.
I asked the guy, "Of all the things they cut, what hurt the most?"
He replied, "The salary."
I turned in the guy who shot the united healthcare ceo, and wouldn't
you know it. They just refused to approve my surgery.
Just goes to show, snitches don't get stitches.
I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. Airfare to Denver is $300 the nice lady said.
And what about Salt Lake City?
She said we have a really great rate to Salt Lake City, only $99, but there is a layover.
Where, I asked.
She said, Denver.
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