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Thursday, November 6, 2025

Americans will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year

Trump Announces Major Deal with Eli Lilly and Novo Nordisk to Slash Cost of GLP-1 Medications for Diabetes and Obesity 

So people will have access to weight loss drugs now. RFK says people will lose 125 million pounds collectively.

Okay. If 125 million pounds is suddenly gone from one spot on the earth, does that affect the rotation of the earth?

Does it suddenly spin erratically cause it's out of balance?

I mean, that's a lot of slimming down in one spot isn't it??

7 comments:

  1. lot healthier to just cut out the corn syrup and partially hydrogenated yadayadas chemicals in processed food, and sugar, soft drinks, etc etc. its the "food" that's killing us.

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  2. This will be as big a success as the Clot Shot.

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  3. At least Guam won't tip over now. This greatly eases my consternation.

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  4. We'll be wading thru 125 million pounds of excrement...

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  5. Instead of getting the taxpayer to fund squirting some industrial chemical into your body, how 'bout you just shut your fucking pie hole and stop shoving slop into it you fat fucks?!
    GAWD! Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this world!?!?!? We're celebrating the government negotiating (strong arming) a reduction in cost for some pharmaceutical that triggers your body into doing weird shit to lose weight? Because that's so much better than just not eating as much? I don't get it. We're celebrating how fucking useless we've become?

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  6. My wife has been on an "experimental medication study" and it turned out to be that weight loss stuff.
    I'll tell ya; it ain't no good. Heh, the loss of muscle mass was terrifying. Sure she lost weight but holy cow; the weakness, the lethargy, the "muddled thinking", it wasn't worth it.
    And it didn't teach her how to eat better; as in healthier food choices.

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    1. I hope she is able to get over that stuff.

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