Thought for Today

 When checking out at the store, ask your checkout person what kind of candy bar they like, then buy them one.

I did this today, even though I was at the self checkout...it really made me feel good about myself.

I was at my friends house when her son stared at Mommy's new friend and asked...Why is he wearing his apple watch on his ankle?

I have never spit out a drink faster.

I got hair in my butt, I can't hide it if I'm walkin, I can pull it in the dark, if ya want it...or whatever the BeeGees said.