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Sunday, December 6, 2020

As If Shutting Down Our Valley Isn't Enough

92K customers could experience another round of PG&E shutoffs Public Safety Power Shutoff possible on Monday, Tuesday 

I don’t understand why you can still shop at Costco and Target and Walmart, but you can’t eat outside

 I'll tell you why, it's because you don't contribute enough to their political campaigns.

Guess I Have to Stay Home Now

I am in the San Joaquin Valley. Screw these assholes.

How Tradition is Born

 



Effing Telemarketers

 In my normal fashion, I was up from about 2:30 this am to almost 6 am before I fell back asleep. At 7:15, on a sunday morning, a f***in telemarketer calls to tell me i have won something. I answer their stupid questions to get thru to someone and when this idiot comes on the phone, i say why are you stupid mother effers calling on sunday at 7 am?

You know what this sucker of ignorant cocks said? Why did you answwer the phone? And then hungup.

Called the number and of course it's not a real number.

Anyone know how to find these assholes?

Saturday, December 5, 2020

Squiggy Dies at 73

 Actor David Lander, Known As Squiggy On ‘Laverne & Shirley,’ Dies At 73

Effing Rino Buttholes

 

This is from Cold Fury.com

Yeah, no

It’s crucially, vitally important that we all vote Republican no matter what, see, even if we have to hold our nose and gag on a suppurating boil like Mitt Romney.

Because, umm, see, if we don’t, then, uhh, all sorts of awful…that is to say, the Demonrats could conceivably…if they take back the Senate, they might…umm…uhhh…

Know what? SCREW these treacherous backstabbers.

Senator David Perdue trashed President Trump in a video interview today WITH THE WASHINGTON POST, the day before President Trump is taking time off to go campaign for this jerk in Georgia.

Perdue has DONE NOTHING to address the MASSIVE voter fraud in Georgia.

He quickly threw President Trump under the bus after senile Joe Biden stole the election.

And now he’s on camera TRASHING TRUMP?

What an idiot.

It doesn’t count for much since I don’t live in Georgia, I guess. But if I did, I’d cheerfully gargle a five-gallon bucket of diarrhea before I’d even CONSIDER voting for a dung beetle like Perdue. Sorry if that makes anybody out there all fretful and upset, but with “friends” like this, who needs enemies? I’m with Bracken:

These RINOs must not be allowed to believe in this lock-step GOP robot voter outcome in Georgia, or they will stick a shiv in Trump’s back. In this, I agree with Lin Wood and Sidney Powell.

The cowardly RINOs have to be so afraid of losing EVERYTHING, that they come out and defend the integrity of the presidential election NOW.

If they don’t, then FUCK THEM…and let’s just get straight onto the civil war.

If Loeffler and Perdue don’t come out with Trump on Saturday at the GA rally, that’s my signal: fuck the RINO back stabbers, and let’s get onto an honest CW, face to face with honest enemies.

“Friend,” I hate the Mitts and Jebs hiding their knives behind me more than I hate the AOC’s and Schumers in front of me, looking at me with honest hatred right in my face.

They’re all turds floating in the same bowl as far as I’m concerned. And every last one of them needs to be flushed away for good; it ain’t healthy for the dying Republic to keep them hanging around and stinking up the joint like this

California Sheriff Slams Gov. Newsom's 'Dictatorial' Lockdowns, Won't Be 'Blackmailed, Bullied Or Used As Muscle' To Enforce

 How many sheriffs in california? I think there are 58 counties, so that would make 58 sheriffs, plus associated lesser sheriffs at substations etc. 

What would happen if every last mothers son and daughter of those banded together, drove to sacramento and places like la and frisco, and started arresting all of the elitist cocksuckers?

Wouldn't that throw their tails up over their heads.

California Sheriff Slams Gov. Newsom's 'Dictatorial' Lockdowns, Won't Be 'Blackmailed, Bullied Or Used As Muscle' To Enforce

This is Just Pure Bullshit

 Found this at Antz in Pantz

Friday, December 4, 2020

The Deadliness of Lockdowns

 Here where I live is a small independent newspaper calle the Ranchos Independent. This months issue has a quite interesting article about covid. In it this guy talks about the deadliness of covid lockdowns.

He also talks about what he calls the Great Barrington Declaration.

This is about a meeting he had with  2 other epidemiologists. He said the three of them agreed that: "the widespread lockdown policy has been a devastating public health mistake." This is in part 4 of the article.

I recommend you click on the link, and then on page two start reading the article called:  A sensible anti-covid strategy

 






ODD NEWS

 

 

Reported burglary in California was a dozen fighting raccoons

Police in Richmond, Calif., said officers responded to a report of a suspected burglary in progress, but arrived to find a large group of raccoons fighting. Photo by Korall/Wikimedia Commons
Police in Richmond, Calif., said officers responded to a report of a suspected burglary in progress, but arrived to find a large group of raccoons fighting. Photo by Korall/Wikimedia Commons

Dec. 2 (UPI) -- Police in California responded to a report of a suspected burglary in progress and arrived to find the cause of the ruckus actually was caused by about a dozen brawling raccoons.

The Richmond Police Department said two officers responded to the City Corporation Yard after an employee called authorities to report a banging on the administration office door that sounded like a burglar attempting to break in.

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Morning Humor

 A woman walks into a butchers shop.

She says to the butcher: "How much is that pigs head in the window?"
The butcher replies: "I'm sorry Madam, that's not a pigs head, that's a mirror."



A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"


A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is.
"Well," said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."

"Let me have it," said the lawyer. Taking it, he began to roll it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. "Yes," he finally said, "it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but i don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"

"From my nose," the drunk replied.