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The Parrot

During a lull between the speeches at a recent White House Event, Jill Biden leans over to chat with KneePads Harris. "Ya know, I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. The bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!" "Wow, that's pretty impressive," says KneePads, "but, you do realize that he just speaks the words -- he doesn't really understand what they mean." "Oh, I know," Dr. Jill replies, "Neither does the parrot."

$1400

 

Your $1400 is Coming Soon

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will are scheduled to again receive another Covid payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an Covid payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.. Where will the government get this money ? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ? A. Only a smidgen of it. Q. What is the purpose of this payment ? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China . * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1) Spending it at yard sales, or 2) Going to ball games, or 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or 4) Beer or 5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. ) Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day ! No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

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Better Watch Out Meghan

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene: COVID relief bill 'enslaved' Americans

“It pays reparations. Farmers — white farmers don’t get any help with their loan forgiveness. But the other races do. They get help. So this is the kind of stuff that’s in this bill. It’s disgusting . . . ” — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

This is Something You Probably Never Thought About

 Here in Central Calif. there are a bunch of food processing facilities. Many of those process fresh vegetables for market. 

One of the ways these places make food safe to eat is by dousing them with chlorine laden water. This is a very common practice. 

Now some scientist in England has come up with a way to clean the veggies without using chlorine.

Here is a link: Microscopic scrubbing machines

Hero Pay

Several Los Angeles Supermarkets Close Due To City-Ordered ‘Hero Pay’ Pay Bumps

 What the hell is wrong with our country? 

When I was a kid, EVERYONE i knew was going to grow up, get a job, marry, raise a family(with both a wife and a husband), buy your own house, and retire when the time was right. We didn't ask ANYONE to help us out, we just went out and did what we had to do. If someone fell on hard times, the whole community would go to bat for them. You might not like wearing hand me downs that some of your friends used to wear, but you were clothed in clothes without holes in them(unlike now). They fit, too, and didn't hang below your ass and show your butt.

The people of my time growing up all respected America. Until those fucking asshole hippies showed up. Then everything went to shit.

I blame the Beatles music group. They started the whole thing going downhill.

Fast forward to now. Thruout the years the idiot hippie leftists have touted helping out the downtrodden, they need minimum wage to make a living. Forget about many of the minimum wage people lose their jobs because of it, or prices go up to compensate.

And now we have hero pay. What is hero pay you ask? Beats the hell out of me. Apparently it is "extra pay" some cities are forcing INTO LAW that grocery stores are having to pay extra to their employees:Essential workers in grocery stores are putting their health at risk every day to make sure families can put food on the table and city leaders are stepping up to ensure they have the hazard pay they have earned,”

What about me? What about you? I am classified as an essential worker. Hell, who isn't classified that way. I see dozens of people weekly who i get exposed to who might give me The Covid. Why don't I get extra pay?

Young Democrats Thinks Biden Owes Them Money----How about You Get a Job?

 "They're dropping bombs in Syria right now

You Think Anyone Notices?

 

 

Seniors

 

Confusion, Bad Judgement, and Alcohol

 Iowa Gun Battle: Four Wounded, One Killed

Dems Get a Tit, Repubs Don't Get a Tat

 PURE MARXISM: Sen. Tuberville Says Pelosi Is Providing ‘Black SUVs with Secret Service’ to Democratic Congressmen but NOT Republicans

Gas Price

 This is a photo of gas prices in Lindsay, Calif. today at noon. This is high even for us. Most places I go is around 3.59 for regular.

Madam Speaker----Tear Down This Wall!!!

 

Madam Speaker, tear down this wall! pic.twitter.com/Vy6lIJuGc5

— Rep. Lauren Boebert (@RepBoebert) March 8, 2021

Going to Hell I Am

 

New Immigrant

A Mexican arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Somalian." The man goes on and encounter s another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

Trade

 

Nice Pigs Date of Joke: Tuesday, 13th February, 2007

Last Tuesday, as President Trump got off the plane at Mar a lago he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Chuck Schumer and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Excellent trade, sir."

Post Turtle

 

Post Turtle

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought Short Bus Joe was doing as President. The old man said, "Ya know, Biden is a post turtle." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. He said, "Did you ever drive down a country road and come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor thing down. That's a post turtle."

Butch the Politician

 

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair. Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result: the judges not only awarded Butch the "No BellPiece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Butch was a Politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

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