Trade

 

Nice Pigs Date of Joke: Tuesday, 13th February, 2007

Last Tuesday, as President Trump got off the plane at Mar a lago he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Chuck Schumer and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Excellent trade, sir."