This is Spot On

 

Afternoon Joke

 My son said Hey Dad. My teacher asked me to use the word cologne in a sentence. So I said, My mom took my phone, you think you cologne me yours? 

And now I has detention.

I Think He is Correct

That's Me

 

Another Website Gone

 Looks like one of the places I like to collect memes from may have bit the dust:

https://www.barnhardtmemes.com/

If you go there and it reappears please let me know.

Charlie Kirk suspect arrested

Tyler Robinson has been arrested and booked into a Utah jail 

Apparently a young boy about 22 years of age has either turned himself in or been turned in to the authorities.

I am unclear which of those it was, I have read that both occurred.

The left is always the one using violence to get their way. I don't know of a single instance of a person who is right leaning using violence for the promotion of their ideology.

I wish I had the words to express my thoughts here. President Trump has said it is time to stop the violence. I agree.

We probably don't agree on how to get there. As for me, I say it is time for full on war against these pricks.

Friday Memes

 

Last week he was a spert, this week he's an expert.

 Stanford infectious disease doctor can't answer questions about mrna vaccine.

I haven't taken the covid jab and will not willingly take the covid jab.

All government types who tried to foist this ship upon us and the ones who sent police to our doors, should all die crotch infested deaths.

More Tuesday Memes

 

AHHH Tuesday!

 A stripper fell off her pole at the gentlemans club and already has $20k in her go fund me account. I fell off the ladder at work yesterday and all I got was drug tested by HR.

The correct spelling is SCHOOL, not SCHOOL. Some people put the second O before the first O, which is very wrong.

It is None of the Governments Damned Business

New GM Patent Could Get Old, Dangerous Drivers Off The Road 

Boy, talk about somethin that has the potential to be abused.

If I don't want my crazy neighbor Larry to be able to drive anymore I will secretly install this on his car. Then every night I will steal his car and drive like democrats do, and abracadabra presto chango his license will be gone.

I mean jesus h christ what the hell has happened to this country?

When the hell did we become so god damned involved with controlling what the hell everyone else does?

Covid lockdowns anyone?

Not as Hot Sunday. Afternoon Memes

 

Good Morning

 

Damn. I think she hurt his feelings.

 I'm interested to know why he was there. Unless I missed that part.

If I Win the Powerball I Will Have to Take Out a Loan to Pay the Taxes

 Powerball jackpot hits $1.8 billion. Here’s the tax bill if you win

I never have understood the concept of paying taxes on the lottery. If I win the lottery I should not have to pay taxes.

Good Morning

 

Now I Don't Want to Mow Even More

 

I have a question

 I have a question for the ones out there who have their own website or websites, with your own domain name.

What hosting service are you using? And would you recommend them?

I am currently in the process of studying HTML so I can make my own website and do with it as I please. I am beyond tired of being censored by blogger.

Since I am a high level procrastinator it is taking me a while to learn. I am in the pre-whiny stages of a not yet beginner.

I know there are tools I can use to do this, but for now this is my preferred method. 

Wish me luck.

This Ole World Has Turned Out to be Passing Strange.

 'People like weird things': Man runs over woman with SUV after she refused to allow him to smell her feet, cops say

And going straight into just stupid as hell.

Sodom and Gomorrah here we come.

Guns Are Not the Problem. Wonder if blogger is going to delete this one.

 Gun control is the problem.

Go back to the constitution, let EVERYONE own and carry a gun, and see how fast the problem of mass shootings go away. An armed society is a polite society. For those of you who say that would only increase shootings, go fuck yourself.

You think the parents of grade school kids don't wish the teacher had an arm/gun she or he could have used to fight off a school shooter???

EVERY person in FUSA is legally able to own and carry arms, which includes guns. That is true regardless of how many laws are made.

My Rant for Today

 Jesus H. Christ when did oil changes get so expensive?

I no longer change my own oil because I DON'T want to. I'm old(er) and I just don't want to crawl under my truck and drain the oil and change the filter.

But that's about to go back to the good old days.

The last 2 times I have gone in and had my oil changed the cost was $80. $80.00!!

I called my brother to vent. He said the last couple of times his oil was changed it cost $120.00. 

I can remember in the late 1970's I would change oil for people who didn't know how and charge them $3.00.

Did you know if you pour your used oil around a rosebush the flowers will turn extremely dark, almost black?

On to a different rant.

I was just sitting here minding my own business when I get a call. Unrecognized number, but what the hell I'm not busy so I answered it.

Hello she says, this is (a garbled name) calling from (a garbled name) health group on behalf of aetna. Now that got my attention. Aetna is my health insurance. And now I'm paying attention cause what the hell is going on?

She goes on to say she is calling to schedule my home health visit. I said no I don't want to do that. She ignores me and keeps on talking about my home health visit. Again I tell her no.

She goes on and on and I tell her no at least twice more. Finally I asked her, What part of no do you not understand?

That got her attention and she finally shut up and ended the call.

That is one of my pet peeves, when I say no I mean no. Don't keep asking me.

Thank you for listening.

Have Some Memes to tide you over

 

What a Dirtbag.

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Labor Day Memes

 

Here is an oldie but a goodie.