Saturday, December 12, 2020
Country Music Legend Charley Pride Has Died
Country music star Charley Pride has died at age 86. Apparently it was from covid 19 complications.
Uh huh. 86 and covid.
Anyway, i had a chance to go see him sing in the late 1960's and i said screw that. Wish i had gone because in later years i thoroughly enjoyed his music.
The time i could have gone to see him, he was appearing at Lockney elementary school, i believe in the cafeteria but i am not certain of that. My mom and one of my sisters went and had a good time.
Country Music Legend Charley Pride Dies Of Complications From Covid-19
F*** Joe Biden
Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open
17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from
My name is Joe Biden and...I forget this message.
Joe Biden Singing the Alphabet\
Joe: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G,"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,"
\*pauses\*
"I don't remember the rest,"
"Nor can I sing,"
"That doesn't matter,"
You know the thing."
\*pauses\*
"I don't remember the rest,"
"Nor can I sing,"
"That doesn't matter,"
You know the thing."
What do you call it when President Obama and Joe Biden talk shop over a nice dinner?
A government man-date.
Boom. I'll be here all night.
A government man-date.
Boom. I'll be here all night.
Panhandling Strategy
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day.Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
One day, Carlos asked Jose: “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?”
“Look at your sign, what does it say?” replies Jose.
Carlos’ sign reads: “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”
Jose says: “no wonder you only get $2-3.”
‘Carlos says: “So what does your sign say then?”
Jose shows Carlos his sign – it reads: “I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico”
Friday, December 11, 2020
SCOTUS Screws America---Again
SCOTUS has screwed us. They have refused to hear the lawsuit by Texas.
Allen West, republican chairman in Texas said:
About Every 5 Seconds Now I Have to Scream What The F***!!
“We recognize that, due to longstanding systemic racism and health inequities in this country, individuals from some marginalized communities may have concerns about needing to agree to such requirements,” explains the page. “For example, historically, the bodies of Black, Indigenous, and other People of Color (BIPOC) have been mistreated, and used by people in power, sometimes for profit or medical gain.”
BIG LEAGUE WELLNESSCornell University Makes Flu Vaccination Mandatory – Only for White Students
Ted Cruz Zings! ole Swallowell
Cruz: ‘I’ve Said ‘Screw The Chinese Communists.’ Little Did I Know How Closely Swalwell Was Listening’ https://t.co/YtnOIceyuS pic.twitter.com/B2yxRREl2f
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) December 11, 2020
Thursday, December 10, 2020
What the F***!!!
This is in Texas. Jesus Aich Christ, how goddamn stupid can you be??
TX Democrat Introduces Bill Requiring Homeowners to Attempt to Flee Before Defending Themselves
An Oldie But a Goodie
Old Blind Cowboy...
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy…. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times……’
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for the short notice, and then hurries off.
A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"
The man replies, "Yep, the fishing was great...but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't...I put them in your tackle box.
The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for the short notice, and then hurries off.
A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"
The man replies, "Yep, the fishing was great...but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't...I put them in your tackle box.
I Have No Words. Thats Not Unusual for Me, but Jesus Christ the Huevos on These People.
There is a video at Weasel Zippers called
Click on over and watch it, prepare to be amazed. These people are either the stupidest sonsabitches on the planet, because this guy doesn't have a freakin clue, OR....I have no words.
Wednesday, December 9, 2020
Tuesday, December 8, 2020
Update on Anti Gun Asshole Santa
Well, it looks like someone came to their senses and got rid of the asshole santa.
Monday, December 7, 2020
Todays Small Amount of Humor
He Remembered
A Canadian tourist is fascinated by the Native American way of life and culture, so he decides to visit a reservation in the United States to find out more.After a long and dusty drive through the Arizona desert, he finally arrives at the reservation.
Soon after his arrival, the tourist meets an old chief, who claims to remember everything that ever happened in his life.
The tourist is curious and asks the chief: “What did you have for breakfast on your fifth birthday?”Without hesitation, the chief replies: “eggs”.
The tourist was very impressed by this, and he never forgot the chief’s words, even after his visit had long since ended.
Ten years later, he returns to the reservation and is surprised to see the same old chief again.
He approaches the chief, puts his hand up flat and greets him with “how”.
“Scrambled,” the old chief replied.
Sunday, December 6, 2020
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