F*** Joe Biden

 

Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open

17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from

My name is Joe Biden and...I forget this message.

Joe Biden Singing the Alphabet\

Joe: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G,"

"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,"
\*pauses\*
"I don't remember the rest,"
"Nor can I sing,"
"That doesn't matter,"
You know the thing."

What do you call it when President Obama and Joe Biden talk shop over a nice dinner?
A government man-date.
Boom. I'll be here all night.