Kuhmaluh harris joke.

I stole this joke from Eaton Rapids Joe. 

Kamala Harris visited a remote northern Native-American reservation. With news crews following her around as they toured the place, the Vice President asked the chief if there was anything they needed.

"Well," the chief said, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor."

Harris whipped out her cellphone, tapped a number into it, talked to somebody for two minutes and then hung up. "I pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"

"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in and it is very expensive."

Once again, Harris tapped in a number, yelled into her cellphone for a few minutes, and then hung up. "The mine will be shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"

The chief looked her straight in the eyes and said, "We have no cellphone reception up here!!"

I wonder if Russia will use tactical nukes to collect the debt.

 For Blocking Its Channels on YouTube, Russia Has Fined Google $20 Decillion – More Than the Entire World GDP

I was not aware that numbers this large had names. Holy shite.

The number after trillion is quadrillion. 

Beyond quadrillion, the naming convention continues with quintillion (10^21), sextillion (10^24), septillion (10^27), octillion (10^30), nonillion (10^33), decillion (10^36), and so on.

And I thought my bills were high.

I wonder what kind of late fees they charge????

If you wonder about the size of this, here is an article that tells how big a quadrillion is.

Rant

 #1. Why in the hell do we have a SEASON to vote? Why can't we progress to a more fair way to vote? That would mean voting in person at your specified polling place, on the ONE day set aside for voting. The only mail in ballots allowed should be for someone who CANNOT be at their polling place in person. I.E. military folks, and maybe a few others.

And voting should NOT be done by computer. Jesus H. Christ! How more vulnerable to cheating can you get than with a computer?

#2. WHY IN THE HELL do I have to give a store clerk my birthday to buy a stupid little bottle of mucinex???

I bought one last week and no one said a word. Today I go to buy the EXACT SAME ONE and they said I had to give them my birthday or they couldn't sell it to me.

WTF??

I told them to keep all of the products. Fuck them. I found a phone number for dollar general and called them. Even though the number was listed as corporate it was not. And they had no number I could contact the head honcho. 

                                  

Anybody live in Tennessee who can get me a phone number to the chairman or ceo of dollar general?

Four or so years ago I went to big 5 sporting goods to buy a package of bb's. And the clerk there asked for my birthday. I refused to give it and she just bypassed it.

What is with this trend of asking for birthdays???

Donald Trump Says We are Not Garbage.

 New Trump Ad Drops: 'You Can't Lead America If You Don't Love Americans'

Asshole joe has come out and said people like us are garbage.

I think it was Phil who said: "Hey Fuckhead, I'm White Trash." Get it right why don't ya?

ANYBODY who thinks kuhmaluh and the demo's don't hate you with passion need to commit themselves to an insane asylum. With the rest of your evil horde.

Donald Trump boards garbage truck to draw attention to Biden's remark

New Business Name

 Hey Frank you've been a great tenant but I have some bad news.

What's up?

I need you to change the name of your business.

What!!!

Your business name is very offensive and I don't want it attached to my property.

What's offensive about Westfield Auto Parts?

It's the initials that you use in your marketing.

I can't change those, that's how people know my business.

If you don't change then I will evict you. You have 3 days to get out.

Okay I will change them.

From now on the name will be Frank's United Chicken Kitchen and Umbrella's.

9th Amendment | More Important than you Think!

Now This Looks Like Fun!

 If I were to do something like this I would be laid up for two days afterward.

More Joe and the Hoe

 

Kuh Mal Uh's Tax Hike

 

Whaddaya Think About This?

That works for me.

 Trump's Former ICE Head Said Something That Will Make Libs' Heads Explode

With any luck these assholes will all start self-deporting when they see we are serious about this crap.

Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, et al should all be imprisoned for treason for letting these alien assholes come into this country.

And if the 20 million or so military fighting age males take over this country, that is because joe and the hoe planned it that way.

I don't have enough ammo for what is coming, not even close. 

Hope I can find one of those irs ammo dumps so I can take some.

Hello Monday Memes

 

Girls Standing Up Against This Woke Bullshit

 

She Wants You to Do Something!

 Do Something!

Whaddaya want me to do?

I don't know. Something!

Another Fast Car

 

Ford Engine

 

Saturday Memes

 

They Are The Same Thing

This puts a different light on when the cop places his hand on your taillight.

 If that thing is spring loaded...

Brake Fluid Indicator

 

I don't like the way we vote now.

 I don't like the way we vote. We have a SEASON for voting. Like fall summer winter spring. For centuries we had a DAY, one single day, to vote. I would go in the morning, as soon as the polls opened, and cast my vote. Then go  to work. And that night the votes were tallied and a winner declared.

But now. Weeks upon weeks upon weeks for people to MAILIN their ballots, instead of getting off their lazy asses to go vote. How hard is it to do that. Answer, not hard at all.

Have a Golf Joke

 

So, Harris hasn't campaigned in 2 days?

 For the Second Day in a Row, Harris Not Campaigning

What does this mean?

I'll tell ya what it means.

She thinks she has a lock on the win.

Remember when asshole joe stayed in the basement and didn't campaign?

More Morning Memes

 

Morning Memes

 

You think this is election interference?

 To me this is obviously election interference. Provable and punishable.

Ya never know just what ole Lindsey is gonna say.

 

Wars and Rumors of Wars

 Will Israel Start A Nuclear War Before November 5th?

I don't think Israel will throw the first nuke, I think it will be Iran.

But when they do, who knows what will happen.

Russia appears to be siding with iran, The US is kinda siding with israel(I think).

And my grandson's unit is apparently on standby to be deployed if the fun times blow up.

Holy Crap This Would Be My Daily Driver

 Sent in by John---Thank You

 

Saturday Memes

 

Listen to what kuh mal uh says this time.

 

Do you think the demos will stop drinking water because of this?

 I forget where I saw it, but apparently the city decided to fight back. What they did was get a bunch of those generator lights and shined up there so the Trump wouldn't show up. What a buncha dweebs.

This is why people love President Trump

 

Any Idea Where This Is???

 

I think it's time to stock up on radiation proof panties.

 Israel is ready to strike back at Iran — and American officials expect attack before presidential election

If this happens, I think we can expect all out war to occur over there.

And probably go nuclear.

Hope not, I don't have any radiation preps. If one hits here, hopefully I will be dead center.

I passed.

 Well, I passed my stupid driving test to renew my license. Apparently you can have up to 20 misses and still pass. The test giver guy said I had 5 misses. Normally I would have told him he was full of it, it was just his opinion I missed anything, but I managed to keep my big mouth shut.

So anyway, because of my non vision in my left eye, my license is only for 2 years. And I will have to take another stupid driving test, and I think to get the eye doc to fill out another form about my vision.

Evening Memes

 

Wednesday Memes

 

Bad Day Today

 I'm having a bad day today.

I went to button my shirt and the button fell off.

I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off.

I went to open the door and the door knob fell off.

Now I'm afraid to pee.

And The Government Did Nothing...

 CO Mgmt Company Sets Record STRAIGHT on Gangs (Illegals) Taking Over Rental Properties in DAMNING Thread

The article says this gang is doing stuff all over the country.

Why isn't "government" doing anything about it?

Geez louise. Damn kuh mal uh and her open border policies.

On Nov. 5 I expect the whole enchilada to bust open wide.

Do You Hear Yourself Martha????

 Vance Smokes ABC News: ‘The Mostly peaceful Aurora CO Apartment Complex Takeovers’

The goddamn media. Jesus H. Christ.

They could give a shit less if harris and bidens policies have put America in a place where we have to talk about "a handful of places that have been taken over" by foreign gangs.

???? WTFF????

Saturday Afternoon

 Here's a joke for you:  You can't tell dudes from the hood nothing. I tried telling one about Gluten Free and he said: "How long he been out?"

Florida Officials Who Banned Guns Prior to Hurricane May Soon Pay for Their ‘Error

 I don't remember hearing about this, how about you?

Florida City Issues Gun Ban because of Hurricane Helene

Florida Officials Who Banned Guns Prior to Hurricane May Soon Pay for Their ‘Error

Apparently okeechobie florida thought they could ban the sale of guns and prohibit the bearing of arms in public. 

Now they are getting sued, personally.

I don't understand how anyone thinks they can just strip away a guaranteed constitutionally protected right.

What kind of dope they using to think that?

Satyr Day Morning

 

DIY Solar Power Station | Easy for beginner | 1200 Watts, REDODO 200AH ...

Natural disasters tend to shut off electric power to thousands of people. Just look at what Helene did, and Milton is doing now.

This guys video shows how to make a DIY home solar electric power station which will allow you to power up things like lights, radio, phone chargers, and even refrigerators and freezers.

The unit he is building in this video is 1200 watts, but I personally recommend a 3000 watt unit as your minimum. 

I have a small solar system at my house. I typically run a refrigerator and an upright freezer with it, but I can run a second refrigerator at the same time. I might have to unplug some of the units at night as I only have two 200AH batteries in the system.

I prefer this DIY power system rather than a generator. I might not be able to get fuel to run my generator. But if I work things right I can get sun to recharge my system regularly.

And if you are one of the lucky recipients of a FEMA electric chainsaw, you might be able to use it.

A Black Hawk helicopter crew has been grounded after officials say their flight thrashed a Hurricane Helene relief station.

 Huge Update: Black Hawk Pilots Grounded After Rotor Washing Helene Volunteers’ Aid Cache 

Why did an unmarked Blackhawk rotor wash a supply drop off in western North Carolina pic.twitter.com/CqkgCvwEVZ

— Washingtons ghost (@hartgoat) October 7, 2024

Who knows why in the hell this happened. You would think helo pilots of a unit of that size would know rotor wash would blow some stuff around.

West Virginia Lawmakers Propose Legislation to Prevent State from Recognizing Winner in US Election If GOP Candidate is Assassinated, Seriously Injured in Assassination Attempt, Jailed, or Barred from the Ballot

 Courageous West Virginia Republican lawmakers proposed legislation this week that prevents the state from recognizing the winner in a US election if the election is enabled by illegal or fraudulent acts.

Daaaam.

West Virginia appears to be playing for keeps.

I can see where this could, maybe, impose a constitutional crisis. Maybe.

I can see where West Virginias electoral votes could be the decisive votes.

As ERJ said on his blog today: We certainly live in interesting times!

This is a Damn Good Question.

 

I walked to Chimney Rock for answers... Hurricane Helene Aftermath

I like Tom Cotton

 The lying media should all be targeted by killer drones and taken out. 

Sunday Memes

 

Car Repair

 Is this a legit repair?  Asking for a friend.

Clone a Sheep, Go to Prison

Crime 81-year-old man sentenced to prison for cloning giant "Montana Mountain King" sheep for captive trophy hunting

 

What the heck is Accletation?

 

Listen to This Lady in Tennessee

 The link below takes you to a facebook link, don't judge. 

The people in Tennessee and North Carolina are getting fed up with these idiot dot gov people.

The powers that be want you to just donate money to them

Roasted by Siri

This comes from facebook. Can't get it to link, so this is what you get.

 Hey Siri. Why does my alphabet soup only spell OOH?

You are eating spaghettios you dumb M*****F*****!

I swear to god your fat ass is so stupid you'd tear apart a new computer looking for cookies.

You're so dumb you stuck the phone up your ass for a booty call.

You're so dumb you go to the dentist when your blue tooth isn't working.

You're so dumb your highest level of education is hooked on phonics.

You're so dumb you got hit by a parked car.

You're so dumb you can't even put M&M's in alphabetical order.

You're so dumb you thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Willie Nelson endorses kneepads for Prez

 “I Love Willie But His Politics Are Insane”

Willie Nelson & Margo Price Urge Tennessee, Texas Fans to Vote for Congressional Democrats

I never knew he was an asshole democrat. 

Sad news indeed.

The victims of Hurricane Helene should take heart – they’re getting 50 bucks more than those who lost everything in Maui!

 FEMA Says It’s Broke, But Where Did All The Money Go?

These cocksuckers are giving hundreds of millions of dollars to illegal aliens and now they have no money to give REAL Americans any help when the hurricane destroys everything.

You know what I say? Fuck illegal aliens. Send them all home and charge em double for the trip.

American citizens should always come first.

Government is the Problem

 The Hurricane Helene Hall of Shame

Shoutout to blogger Eaton Rapids Joe for turning me on to the blog Captains Journal. I am certain I must have read this blog before, but for now it is new to me. Go check it out.

Click on that link above, read and view some of the tweets. Watch the one where the lady is trying to remove her stuff and the idiot cop threatens her with arrest.

For the luv of pete, if she has proof of ownership leave her the hell alone.

Joe Biden says big gov has given all they have. When asked if there were other federal resources available he simply said, "NO."

And this is the guy you democrat assholes installed as prez. Shame on you.

Big Gov has thrown North Carolina under the bus. They are going to bulldoze a whole freaking town. And keep the land.

 I was reading over at Busted Nuckles and followed a link he had to WRSA and that is where I found the tweet below.

Watch the video at Busted Nuckles then go read the story over there. 

If you haven't stocked up on beans bullits and bandaids, reading this should make you reconsider.

Fuck government.

🚨This needs to go far and wide to put pressure on the government to do the right thing and save lives. 🚨

This evening, from a Peak Prosperity member to me via PM at my site:

Them: I can’t post this online because it’s not quite public yet, but government officials had a town…

— Chris Martenson, PhD (@chrismartenson) October 3, 2024

My Drains are Sort of Draining Now. NO thanks to any plumbers though.

 So have some early evening memes.

I wonder what kind of guns his friends have.