This comes from facebook. Can't get it to link, so this is what you get.
Hey Siri. Why does my alphabet soup only spell OOH?
You are eating spaghettios you dumb M*****F*****!
I swear to god your fat ass is so stupid you'd tear apart a new computer looking for cookies.
You're so dumb you stuck the phone up your ass for a booty call.
You're so dumb you go to the dentist when your blue tooth isn't working.
You're so dumb your highest level of education is hooked on phonics.
You're so dumb you got hit by a parked car.
You're so dumb you can't even put M&M's in alphabetical order.
You're so dumb you thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
You tell 'em Fred!
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