Anybody out there ever eat acorns?

 

Have you heard about this?

 Biden's Plan to Derail Trump Hits Hard Stop as Judge Steps In

Slo Joe is pulling a clinton and screwing with the transition of power.  He is trying to sell off the border wall construction materials for five bucks a pop before President Trump takes office.

Screw him.

Well, Now I Feel Like I Should Wear A Duncecap and Sit in the Corner

I'm sittin here looking at stuff and this pic pops up. I see the little yellow thing that says brake pad. Then I think to myself, why are they putting a brake pad inside a distributor with points?

Took me almost 30 seconds before I realized what I was looking at.

I'm gettin old. 

They Are NOT Going To Like This!!🤣🤣🇺🇸

If this guy actually does what he says he's gonna do, I am gonna be happier than a pig in shit.

Deport 'em all.

Merry Christmas to All Ya'll!!

 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

Here are some Christmas songs for you!

Good Morning!!!

 Have any of you guys heard of Henry, the Brown Nose reindeer?

He was just as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.

And Now, Here is Today's Interview on the Street...

Me too, maam, Me too.

I realized my mistake as soon as I pulled out of the driveway.

 Holy smokes I had my head up my rear today.

I wanted some paper plates, a specific kind that my wife liked. I have some paper plates but I don't care for them.

So off I go to target, and son. of. a. bitch. I had completely forgot about traffic at Christmas.

And I'm here to tell ya, from what I saw ain't nobody gettin left out this year. The retailers look to me to be making great sales. At least for the approximate 2 hours I was out and about.

The damn parking lot was just that, cause wasn't  nobody hardly moving.

Geez louise, I haven't been in traffic like this in years.

On the way home on hiway 41north I saw the friant avenue exit for 41 south was backed up with cars for about 2 miles. 

Wow. I have never seen it(saw it?) like that.

Remember to check your gauges.

Sometime around 1975 I was involved in a situation similar to this. A dairy had called us up and their approximately 15 boiler horse power water heater would not fire up. Ran on propane. I checked it out and there was no propane to the boiler, none, nada, zip. We go out to the propane tank and it said it had about 50% propane level in the tank. This tank was huge. Probably 20 foot long, and I remember we had to get a ladder to get up to the top to check the gauge. So they have the propane guy come out and I show him how this propane tank that had propane in it wasn't supplying any propane, so he goes out and I show him the gauge said 50% full. He slaps the gauge and it goes to fucking ZERO! Holy Shit! Man, that was embarrassing, but I learned a very good lesson that day. Always check your gauges!

Didn't Anyone See This Sick Fuck Doing This?

 Police Arrest TikTok ‘Prankster’ For Spraying Poison All Over Food in Walmart, Causing $1 Million in Damage, and Posting Video of Crime to Social Media

Well holy crap. That just about puts the smell into shit, doesn't it?

In our society we NEED to be able to trust our food supply!

I mean, how many of you, us, or them grow our own food supply?

So when sick fucks like this do something to endanger my family's food, it just really pisses me off.

But what to do about it? Don't know.

Remember the tylenol murders in 1982?  

How the Tylenol murders of 1982 changed the way we consume medication

If those 20 million muslim terrorists the democrat assholes willingly let into our country decide to do something like this, we are definitely and truly fucked.

The Hawk Tuah Girl is Getting Sued??

 ‘Hawk Tuah’ Girl Hailey Welch Breaks Silence on Lawsuit After Her Fans Lost Hundreds of Millions on Crypto Scam

I didn't know this gal was still around. 

I mean, her 15 minutes of fame should have been done 14 minutes ago.

But now, apparently some kind of "memecoin"? called $HAWK has gotten some people to invest in it and lose about $400 million dollars?

Who in the idiotic hell would invest in something like that?

Good Saturday Morning

 

It's 3:57 AM and I am Hungry

Best Duck Joke Ever

 

Here's What's in the 1,547 Page "Continuing Resolution" Bill

Things are starting to get sporty in the house

A government shutdown looms. OOOOH my goodness. What will we ever do. All those assholes are gonna get paid, even if they don't go to work.

Insane Wrench Design From 1919 [Remake]

This is a crazy wrench someone patented way back yonder. Doesn't serve a useful purpose far as I can tell. Just something for someone to do.

On a side note my mother was born in 1919.

Happy Thursday Memes

 

This Particular Continuing Resolution Has Apparently Been Foiled----Curses!!!

RINO Mike Johnson Omnibus bill would have given congress a 40% pay hike AND would jail you if you posted AI images for two years! 

I don't know what was, or wasn't, in this current version of the continuing resolution. Don't know, do care.

40% pay hike? I could live like that. That would be about a thousand bucks a month extra for me. I could CERTAINLY live with that. Maybe even another year or so.

Now WHY in the absolute freakin heck would ANYTHING about AI images be in this continuing resolution?

Anyone? Bueller??

And I am not sure I understand the message. I would get jailed for two years if I posted AI memes???

Or I would only get jailed if I posted AI memes for two years?

Kind of confusing. Makes it hard to make a decision about posting if I don't know for certain what the consequences will be.

If I get jailed for two years for posting an AI meme I will definitely think more than once about posting that meme.

But if I only get jailed for an undetermined amount of time after posting for two years, I would probably go for it. 

See the dilemma?

One Liners to Start Your Day

 You're so stupid if you fell in a barrel full of titties you'd come out sucking your thumb.

You're about as sharp as a mashed potato.

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

You are one fry short of a happy meal.

Dang you got the iq of a fence post.

You couldn't find your way out of a wet paper bag with a flashlight and a map.

You're so slow it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.

Baby your elevator don't go all the way to the top.

Bush Barbie and Some One Liners to start your morning.

 

Monday Memes

 

Egg Prices

 Look At These Egg Prices! 37% Of Americans Struggle To Pay Their Most Basic Bills As Food Prices Accelerate Again

Last week I paid $5.09 for a dozen AA eggs. The last time I bought eggs before that, about 3 or 4 months ago, I paid about $3.75.

I don't eat a lot of eggs.

I have grown fond of cutting up one large potato and boiling it. Then I cover that with a can of hormel chili with beans. Eat with saltine crackers.

 Good stuff Maynard.

As you can see, unlike ExTexan, I can't do very much with food. 

I have to scrape and then soak the bottom of the pot after heating a can of chili.

I do watch youtube videos of people cooking up some very delicious looking recipes, and I think to myself, I can do that.

Then I wake up to reality.

Reaction!

 

Merry Clucking Christmas!!

 I wish my rooster could still crow.

Looks Good, but That's a lot of onion!

 

Presidential---Once Again!

Did You Know These Stupid Cocksuckers Are Already Holding Hearings on Mass Deportation?

These stupid assholes. President Trump has not been sworn into office yet and these fraidy cats are already trying to set the stage for another impeachment. 

I swear to christ these people all need to swing from the gallows. 

Lalalalalala I Can't Hear You!

Postmaster General Louis DeJoy Grilled About USPS Failures, Covers His Ears (Video) 

According to the article this guy is the second highest paid federal employee at $340+K a year.

Who's the first, focchi???

Watch the video, the guy actually covers his ears.

Childish? or Contemptuous?

Ricky Skaggs and Patty Loveless - Daniel Prayed---Good Morning Folks!!

Well...Bye!

 FBI Director Christopher Wray to Resign Because He Doesn’t Want to Get Fired by Trump

What's the deal with dem's saying President Trump can't fire wray?

He can fire anyone he damn well pleases.

And whoever the new director is, let us hope he goes in cleans house, and then cleans it some more.

The new attorney general should pursue charges against every fbi agent who participated in lawfare.

Bring these efffer's to their knees.

Piss on black vigilantes

HERE WE GO: BLM Leader Appears to Threaten Violence, Calls for “Black Vigilantes” to be Unleashed Following Daniel Penny’s Acquittal 

Some guy named Daniel Penny got acquitted today for allegedly killing some guy on a subway.

The guy was threatening to shoot and kill people. Penny took it upon himself to stop this maniac.

And now the usual black cocksuckers are up in arms about the acquittal of this guy. And threatening black violence once again upon white people.

When will black people take responsibility for the stupidity of their actions?

Never is my guess. They are too busy making a living off being oppressed.

Federal Office of Triangle Counting

I seriously doubt that this is a real thing, but it sure sounds like something dot gov would get up to, doesn't it?

Still Here

 I have been laying on a heating pad for most of the week. My lower spine has been killing me.

I am able to move somewhat at the moment.

Posting will resume shortly, I hope.

Landman | Tommy Explains Why Even Wind Turbines Depend on the Oil Indust...

They all say green energy is clean energy. It ain't.

Crankshaft Position Sensor Test

My late wife's car won't start. I haven't done any troubleshooting except to watch the tachometer as I crank it. There is no rpm indicated as it cranks. What I have been able to glean from the internet is that it should be a hundred to two hundred rpm as it cranks.

So, instead of troubleshooting I am going to be a parts changer. The new sensor is $27, so it is cheap enough I can afford to do that.

Wish me luck.

Sunday Memes