I realized my mistake as soon as I pulled out of the driveway.

 Holy smokes I had my head up my rear today.

I wanted some paper plates, a specific kind that my wife liked. I have some paper plates but I don't care for them.

So off I go to target, and son. of. a. bitch. I had completely forgot about traffic at Christmas.

And I'm here to tell ya, from what I saw ain't nobody gettin left out this year. The retailers look to me to be making great sales. At least for the approximate 2 hours I was out and about.

The damn parking lot was just that, cause wasn't  nobody hardly moving.

Geez louise, I haven't been in traffic like this in years.

On the way home on hiway 41north I saw the friant avenue exit for 41 south was backed up with cars for about 2 miles. 

Wow. I have never seen it(saw it?) like that.