Have a Dad Joke

She's Probably a Democrat

 

Whoever Made This Has Waay Too Much Time on Their Hands

 

To me that says: Record low shoplifting on Friday, February 28, 2025.

 

Late Afternoon Truisms

 

Hat Tip to This Guy

 

Late Afternoon Memes

 

‘You Better Comply’

 AG Pam Bondi Issues Warning to Democrat Governors Refusing to Deport Illegals

Have you seen any other president of the USofA do this kind of stuff?

I haven't.

When gw bushie was elected THIS is what I thought he would do.

But he was just as bad as bidenski on this illegal alien crap.

And President Trump is not effing around. He is delivering the find out part of that to all democrats.

He is saying If You Don't Comply, we will remove all federal funding from you.

President Trump was speaking at a meeting with governors. He asked maine's lib governor if she was going to comply and stop men from competing in womens sports. 

Watch: 

Three Fights in Nine Seconds Huh????

 I never pay attention to hockey. It is not interesting to me.

But I guess there is some ongoing tension between canada and the U.S. in hockey terms.

USA vs. Canada started off in MADNESS 😳

📺: ABC/ESPN+/Disney+ pic.twitter.com/BrWlXzMb7J

— ESPN (@espn) February 16, 2025

 Apparently there were 3 fights in 9 seconds. Holy Shit. That is some serious aggression right there.

That's almost like somebody snatched the last carton of $3 eggs right out of somebodys hands.

Singer Changes National Anthem Words to Mock Trump

There is a video of some lady singing canada's anthem. I didn't watch the whole thing cause I could not understand the words coming out of her mouth.

But it sounds like the tensions between USA and canada are slowly ramping up.

Maybe we need to get a John Candy type person to mediate.

I Think I Will Go to Dollar General. Prices are Lower.

 I think I can get 2 bananas at Dollar General.

Who Would Have Thought That?

 

Let's Us Have Some more of this

 Geez Louise. It is about time that we are seeing some fight from our side. This guy doesn't back down from the shit the left slings.

How do you handle bullies? Just like this.

Where's The Money Honey??

 That is all you have to do to shut these liberal democrat asshole weiner puffers up. And that is ask this question: Where's the money?

DOGE has uncovered tremendous amounts of taxpayer dollars that are, and have been, wasted.

And I saw something this morning that said they could send a check back to us taxpayers for a butt ton of money from the waste they have stopped.

Do that. And at the same time place a moratorium on paying my 2024 taxes.

Looks Like President Trump is Playing for Keeps

 President Trump Goes Scorched Earth, Fires All “Biden Era” US Attorneys

President Trump is doing the things he campaigned on. I am glad of that.

We just have to be prepared for the next dem asshole prez to do this same thing.

R135 Must Be a New Freon

 

'We Will Find You And We Will Deport You': Noem Releases Ad Warning Ille...

This is the thing I have been waiting so long for our socalled government to do. Flat out tell these illegal aliens to GET OUT. Now. 

And don't come back.

We don't want you here.

This Also Applies to A Lot of the So Called Males

 

Holy Shitt, check out this Humongous Hummer

 John sent me this one from down under.

Tires are 25 grand each? What kind of job pays that kind of money? Or is it a rich kid lifestyle?

Even More Waste Uncovered

 Elon Musk’s DOGE Team Uncovers $21 Million Taxpayer-Funded Grant Allocated to “Voter Turnout in India”

As the article says, this is election interference.

All of this waste is treason. I think there is clear and present evidence to arrest every member of biden's administration. Including him and kamalatoe.

Here's An Oldie, But A Goody

 

When You're Right, You're Right

Have A Rainy Morning Funny

 

Just Another Night at The Club

Footage released showing a Tennessee security guard calmly taking down an attempted mass shooter in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

Calmly, or not so calmly, waiting in line to get into the local drinking establishment.

Someone on the street starts blasting. 9mm, 10mm, who knows.

Then the security guard just casually as all hell returns fire.

Thanks, For The Memories.

 

Look At What They Done Did. Have some funnies on a rainy Thursday.

 

This is good 🤣 pic.twitter.com/Zf2AgP2Q0q

— A Man Of Memes (@RickyDoggin) February 12, 2025

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 13, 2025

High Level People Trying to Have Other High Level People Killed

Whistleblower says pennsylvania governor orchestrated the july assassination attempt of Pres. Trump 

Go on over to 90 Miles and read this.

Holy crap. If this can be proven I have no doubt President Trump will have these people arrested.

We're Curious How That Happened

 

Chuckie Schumer's Words From the Past Should Haunt You

 This chickenshit sumbitch said then all the things he should be saying now. All dimrats should be saying this now. Or maybe we could stretch their necks to see how long they can grow.

DOGE Speaks

So Sad.

 I was fired from my job at USAID today. 

I worked in the woodchuck department.

We were so close to finding out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I'm feeling without a purpose at the moment.

I'm asking for privacy as I move thru this heartache.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong??

 Here We Go: Trump Administration Working on Deputizing Thousands of IRS Agents to Help ICE Round Up Illegal Aliens Inside America

Geez Louise. 

This could go bad real quick in my opinion. 

I mean, seizing assets? Aren't we trying to get away from that kind of crap?

I want all illegals to go home to their own country. But I don't want to see them abused either. 

Closer and Closer Every Goddamn Day

 Every goddamn democrat has allowed this shit to happen. Every goddamn democrat should be arrested for treason and then humanely hung by the neck until dead.

War with somebody gets closer every goddamn day.

Every Goddamn Cent

 

These people. How can these people be this damn stupid.

 Ohio Democrats Replicate Mississippi Lawmaker’s ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ Criminalizing Casual Sex and Masturbation

I am not certain what I think of this.

I mean, it's so goddamn stupid as to be unbelievable. But apparently this is for real.

I wonder what police force they plan on using to enforce this?

And how many body bags they plan on funding for the person that comes into your bedroom asking if you are fertilizing an embryo?

This is typical democrat idiocy. Just like in the movie.

I'm starting to see some more "we're better than this" and "this is not who we are" and I'm gonna respond simply and use small words so as not to be misunderstood:

 FUCK. OFF.

The title above is from this article: 

Here's an epic thread explaining why so many of us are tired of taking the high road

This guy expresses what millions of True Americans are thinking.

I could go on, but you get the point. This? This is where I am. And I'll bet there are others with much shorter fuses who reached this point long ago. Try telling them we should continue to play by the rules, not stoop to their level, etc. Your words will likely be met with more…

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) February 7, 2025

Sunday Morning

 

I guess this is from the future???

 Check out the date in the upper left corner. May of 2025?? That's gotta be a typo.

And these stupid effers just keep doubling down.

 Democrats are idiot assholes. They also never learn. They just got their ass kicked because of stupid shit like this.

Simply Horrible

 

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PADUCAH - Chaos erupted at a local McDonald’s yesterday when a customer attempted to pay for their meal using real, physical cash. Employees were seen exchanging confused glances, staring at the unfamiliar paper as if it had just fallen from another dimension.

“He just handed me a five-dollar bill,” said cashier Lindsey Parker. “No card, no phone, no app—just raw, unprocessed money. I had no idea what to do!”

Witnesses say the situation escalated when the customer attempted to pay the exact amount, coins included. “That’s when I knew something was wrong,” said Parker. “I mean, who even carries quarters anymore?”

After several tense moments, a supervisor was called in to manually process the cash payment. The customer left with his meal, vowing to “blow their minds” next time with a personal check.

This is a developing story.

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What a difference a day makes:

NCAA Bans Transgender Athletes (Biological Men) From Women’s Sports  

Why does the US gov have contracts with media?:

Trump Takes the Gloves Off, Orders GSA to Cancel “Every Single Media Contract”

I hope they jail and prosecute whoever did this:

Homan Says Tren De Aragua Gang Members Tipped Off to ICE Raid

No one would pregnate this woman, not even their donkey:

Dem Rep Laurie Pohutsky Chooses Voluntary Sterilization to Prevent Pregnancy in 'Trump's America'

A Small List of Where Our Tax Dollars Go

 

WATCH: Leavitt Lists Federal Spending Cuts She Says Dems Are ‘Pretending...

Looks like our youth may want to join up again.

 U.S. Army Shatters Recruiting Records Under Trump’s Command — Best Recruiting Numbers in 15 Years

THIS is what happens when you have a Commander in Chief that our country can respect.

Under the previous administration enlistment numbers for each branch of our military had plummeted. But now that President Trump is removing all this transgender equity dei crap, our military is becoming respected again. Our country is becoming respected again.

And with respect comes a desire to serve. 

Many of us took this oath. I took mine in mid August of 1970.

This oath says "obey the orders of the president". This last president made it so no one wanted to obey those orders, because of the wokeness.

This will be a slow process to restore sanity, but it is a good start.

This took 16 days longer than I expected.

 Unhinged Far-Left House Democrat Announces Articles of Impeachment Against President Trump for “Dastardly Deeds”

This took a full 16 days longer than I expected it to.

President Trump has been in office for 16 days counting today, Feb. 5.

I frankly assumed that the first salvo of impeachment would have been on Jan. 20, and I am astounded that it has taken this long for these suckers of ignorant cock to proceed.

And this won't be the last. I suspect we will hear this vile crap from these vile fudge packing alien lovers daily, weekly, monthly from now until President Trump dies, and maybe even then.

And "Dastardly Deeds"? That isn't in the constitution.   

Border Chief Seeks to PROSECUTE NJ Governor for Harboring Illegals IN HI...

Skip to 1:35 for the start of Tom Homan comments.

Garlic. It's Good for What Ails Ya.

 11 Proven Health Benefits of Garlic

I like garlic. Recently I have started eating more of it.

I don't cook much, but when I do I add garlic to the menu.

I just had a small lunch: beanee weenie, small carrots, whole cloves of garlic, and some fritos, with Pure Leaf sweet tea.

MMM MMM Good. Just like tits on a ritz.

Good Information. Now I gotta find my vacuum gauge.

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Unlocking the Secrets of Engine Health: Vacuum Tests Explained

Vacuum tests are among the most effective tools for diagnosing engine performance issues. By measuring the vacuum in the intake manifold, technicians gain valuable insights into engine health, pinpointing problems like compression, valve timing, ignition, or fuel delivery.

What Are Vacuum Tests?

A vacuum test measures the vacuum created by the pistons during their intake stroke. This reading reveals factors like compression, valve sealing, and ignition timing. Technicians use a vacuum gauge to connect to the intake manifold and observe the needle’s movement in inches of mercury (in. Hg).

How to Perform a Vacuum Test:

1. Prepare Engine: Get the engine to normal temperature.

2. Connect Gauge: Attach the vacuum gauge to the manifold.

3. Start Engine: Let it idle and observe the readings.

4. Record and Analyze: Note the readings and compare them with expected results.

What Do Vacuum Readings Reveal?

• Normal (17-22 in. Hg): Good engine condition.

• Low (below 17 in. Hg): Possible valve timing, ignition, or vacuum leaks.

• Fluctuating Needle: May indicate stuck/burned valves or uneven compression.

• Sharp Drop on Acceleration: Indicates a restricted exhaust system.

Common Issues Diagnosed:

• Stuck/Burned Valves

• Vacuum Leaks

• Compression Issues

• Exhaust Blockages

Conclusion:

Vacuum tests are an efficient, cost-effective method to diagnose engine issues. Whether you’re a professional or a DIY enthusiast, these tests offer quick and reliable insights into your engine’s performance.

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