PADUCAH - Chaos erupted at a local McDonald’s yesterday when a customer attempted to pay for their meal using real, physical cash. Employees were seen exchanging confused glances, staring at the unfamiliar paper as if it had just fallen from another dimension.
“He just handed me a five-dollar bill,” said cashier Lindsey Parker. “No card, no phone, no app—just raw, unprocessed money. I had no idea what to do!”
After several tense moments, a supervisor was called in to manually process the cash payment. The customer left with his meal, vowing to “blow their minds” next time with a personal check.
This is a developing story.
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