Monday, May 12, 2025

I Wonder Where This Will Lead

 Separatism Is Surging in Oil-Rich Province of Alberta, Where Many Want to Ditch Ultraliberal Canada and Become 51st State of the US

I can see what is going to happen.

Alberta votes to secede from canada and become the 51st state.

Ottawa says ain't no way jose you are stayin here.

Alberta flips the middle finger and says hold my canadian beer.

Ottawa sends troops to stop Alberta from doin shit.

Washington DC sends troops to Alberta to stop ottowa troops.

Firefights ensue. Aerial dogfights happen. Tank battles engage. American troops  guard all 4 sides of Alberta.

Liberals dance in the street naked yelling obscenities and painting their tits purple and blue.

American liberals froth at the mouth on cnn nbc msnbc etc excoriating Donald Trump. 

You know. I like popcorn, but damn I'm gettin tired of having to buy so much of it. I wish some of this crap would slow down.

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