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Monday, September 14, 2026

Farting is Good, M'mmKay?

 I just read that farting burns 67 calories each time.

So if you fart 52 times you could burn a pound of fat by farting.

I figure I can afford to lose a few pounds.

So I just ordered $30 of Taco  Bell.

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