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Monday, September 14, 2026

Farting is Good, M'mmKay?

 I just read that farting burns 67 calories each time.

So if you fart 52 times you could burn a pound of fat by farting.

I figure I can afford to lose a few pounds.

So I just ordered $30 of Taco  Bell.

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM

    The organs of the body were discussing who should be in charge. They all had a good argument . The butt hole then spoke up and the rest only laughed at him. Which upset him. So he quit his job. In a couple of weeks the organs of the body met again and made the butt hole the leader. This is how the asshole is always in charge no matter where you go.

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