The Ranch. “I’m no longer a democrat”.---I've Never Heard of This Show

 

This is Why America is Going Down the Tubes----Because of Idiots Like This

 Story at 90 Miles---Mayor de Blasio Suggests Police Should Confront People for Noncriminal but 'Hurtful' Conduct

Man Beats HOA in NV Supreme Court - Ep. 6.595---Spends $300,000 on principle

Yep

 Image is from Woodsterman

In 1994 i was in a fishing club. I was riding with the guy who had the boat and car that day. He had only gotten 2 hours of sleep the night before, and almost drunk to boot. 

So on the way home i was driving, going down the freeway about 65 mph in the right hand lane, easy peasy japanesy.

So this guy was asleep in the passenger seat. He wakes up, yells at the top of his lungs, "Watch Out!!!" And immediately falls back asleep.

Scared the living crap out of me! Here I am driving down the road, sitting straight up in the seat, my heart going 100 mph, gasping for air, my head on a 360° swivel looking for the car or truck or roadrunner headed my way to do ultimate damage to the car and boat and us 2 people in it. 

Nothing there. Not even a windshield bug. Nada zip nothing. 

After i calmed down i shook him awake said WTF was that? And he said, What was what?

Never went fishing with him again.

Are We Really Free?

Is this really the land of the free? Or are we the home of the mandated sheeple?

If I am REALLY free, then i should be able to go on the internet or radio or tv or newspapers and advertise that i have a kidney for sale, for whatever price i want to ask. Shouldn't I?

What about my house? If i own my house and property, should i not be able to do as i please with that house and property? If we as a people were really free i believe that we could. 

But. A man in kansas has painted a mural on the side of his house. A mural to celebrate the kansas city chiefs. And the town he lives in has given him i think 2 weeks to take it down or start facing increasing fines.

March 19 (UPI) -- A Kansas man who turned his love for the Kansas City Chiefs into a giant mural on the side of his house said the city has ordered him to take it down.

This is Just a Little Bit Too late, Isn't It?

Arizona senate repubs will apparently do a full hand recount of maricopa county ballots from this last stolen election. Okay, fine. But what do they expect to accomplish? So much time has passed and so many people have had access to all of the ballots and machines,do they really expect to find out the truth of what happened?

state GOP leaders have decided on a “preferred forensic audit”

Dollar General Oil Suit Settlement Reached - Ep. 7.362

Some Old Jokes, But Still Funny

 An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"  The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."

Prison is just one word to you...
But for some people, it's a whole sentence.

What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
They’re, there, their.

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."

 

A court hearing was halted when a prosecutor realised that victim and a...

Triggered

 You Gotta go watch this over at The Feral Irishman

I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

07 Have you ever seen the rain

Minimum Wage

 Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. Since the minimum

wage was increased to $15 the owner had to replace his regular human bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,

What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and

medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious... So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,

"What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will

try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy

you voted for Biden?"

2 Thoughts for Today

 

Check This Out

 Here is ShortBus Joe heading to the helicopter. Check out this video. His hands cover the pic of the microphone. 

Think this pic is staged or digitally changed?

Check out the helicopter. No blades turning but it sure sounds like the thing is spun up ready to go.

Reporter: "Do you have any plans to travel to the southern border?"

President Biden: "Not at the moment." pic.twitter.com/Sw5oIj5vKf

— The Hill (@thehill) March 16, 2021

Some Old High School Music for You

 

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.
"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."

If everyone grows up with high self-esteem, whos gonna dance in our strip clubs?

Idahos Attorney General

 Primary Challenger Emerges Against Idaho Attorney General Who Opposed Texas Election Integrity Lawsuit

 

 

Talk about Stupid

 Jesus Christ how stupid can people be?

I just got in my mail 2 water bills, one for 136 and and for 68.

Both due the same date. I call them up.  Oh, the bill for 68 is for your feb. billing. Our system went down and we didn't send it out.  Well, I ask, did you guys think to go on radio or tv and tell the citizens anything about that? No, we did not.

Well then, what about the 136? Oh, that is for both feb. and march. And on the bill it says previous balance past due. Wait what? I religiously pay my bills. So i check my record and can't find where i paid it. Crap.

So they didn't send out bills for feb., and now they send out 2 bills for the same goddamn thing. Buncha assholes.

America is Stupid about Covid

 Jesus H Christ. What the goddamn hell is wrong with people in this country? 

Why the HELL are the so called AMERICAN citizens of this country so goddamned brainwashed about this covid shit?

The cdc has apparently released Guidelines. 

you’ve been fully vaccinated:

• You can gather indoors with fully vaccinated people without wearing a mask.
• You can gather indoors with unvaccinated people from one other household (for example, visiting with relatives who all live together) without masks, unless any of those people or anyone they live with has an increased risk for severe illness from COVID-19.
• If you’ve been around someone who has COVID-19, you do not need to stay away from others or get tested unless you have symptoms.
• However, if you live in a group setting (like a correctional or detention facility or group home) and are around someone who has COVID-19, you should still stay away from others for 14 days and get tested, even if you don’t have symptoms.

• What Hasn’t Changed

  For now, if you’ve been fully vaccinated:

  • You should still take steps to protect yourself and others in many situations, like wearing a mask, staying at least 6 feet apart from others, and avoiding crowds and poorly ventilated spaces. Take these precautions whenever you are:
    • In public
    • Gathering with unvaccinated people from more than one other household
    • Visiting with an unvaccinated person who is at increased risk of severe illness or death from COVID-19 or who lives with a person at increased risk
  • You should still avoid medium or large-sized gatherings.
  • You should still delay domestic and international travel. If you do travel, you’ll still need to follow CDC requirements and recommendations.
  • You should still watch out for symptoms of COVID-19, especially if you’ve been around someone who is sick. If you have symptoms of COVID-19, you should get tested and stay home and away from others.
  • You will still need to follow guidance at your workplace.

Texas Arrests a Woman for No Mask

 This is pure bullshit. Our country has gone over the goddamn edge when a woman is arrested for not wearing a mask.

I don't give a good goddamn about your fucking so called safety any longer. You people who want to wear a mask, then wear one. But for fucks sake leave everyone else alone.

This cop that arrested this woman should be drawn and quartered for not using common sense.

Arrest warrant issued for Oregon woman who refused to wear mask in Texas bank video