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Monday, May 12, 2025

Afternoon Memes

 





I Wonder Where This Will Lead

 Separatism Is Surging in Oil-Rich Province of Alberta, Where Many Want to Ditch Ultraliberal Canada and Become 51st State of the US

I can see what is going to happen.

Alberta votes to secede from canada and become the 51st state.

Ottawa says ain't no way jose you are stayin here.

Alberta flips the middle finger and says hold my canadian beer.

Ottawa sends troops to stop Alberta from doin shit.

Washington DC sends troops to Alberta to stop ottowa troops.

Firefights ensue. Aerial dogfights happen. Tank battles engage. American troops  guard all 4 sides of Alberta.

Liberals dance in the street naked yelling obscenities and painting their tits purple and blue.

American liberals froth at the mouth on cnn nbc msnbc etc excoriating Donald Trump. 

You know. I like popcorn, but damn I'm gettin tired of having to buy so much of it. I wish some of this crap would slow down.

Sunday, May 11, 2025

Sunday Memes

 




Modern Automotive Repairs Be Like...

 This is the absolute truth. Modern cars are stupid. Many are made so that you have to remove the intake manifold to get to: the starter, the plugs, the coils, sensors, etc. And some of them you can't check the transmission fluid, and now some of them you can't check the oil level.

What a bunch of bs.

Saturday, May 10, 2025

Well Hell, Let's Just Go Ahead and Git Er Dun!

 House communist Democrats may soon be arrested for assaulting law enforcement at ICE facility in Newark

Are these assholes FINALLY gonna arrest somebody?? I mean, any charges will obviously be dropped, but just MAYBE we'll get to see some of these suckers of ignorant cock frogmarched in handcuffs.

One can only hope.

Asshole Democrat Being an Asshole

 If I was being grilled by this asshole my first statement to him would be shut the fuck up you whiny little bitch.


Looks Like ICE Isn't F'ing Around Anymore, Thanks to a New Administration


Thursday, May 8, 2025

Looks Like the Freedom Movement is Hitting Canada As Well.

 Albertexit?

Click on the link above and go check out this post over at Borepatch.

The whole world is slowly coming to their senses and wanting freedom over whatever the hell else is going on in the world.

Where did it start? Arab spring? Yellow vests in france?  MAGA 2016?



I Have a Question

 Chief Justice Roberts Rebukes Trump AGAIN in Rare Public Appearance

And that question is: Why does the federal executive branch have to comply with ANY decision made by the federal judiciary, i.e. the supreme court of the United States of America, and any inferior federal court?

“In our Constitution, judges and the judiciary is a co-equal branch of government, separate from the others with the authority to interpret the Constitution as law and strike down, obviously, acts of Congress or acts of, of the president. and that innovation doesn’t work if it’s not the judiciary is not independent,” Roberts said.

Roberts says strike down, obviously. Hold on, wait a minute, just a second.

If the judiciary, legislative, and executive branches of the government are co-equal to the other, doesn't that mean that none of them have more power than the other two? 

If they are co-equal, how does the judiciary have the power to strike down something the others do???

If they are co-equal, and the scotus says something is not constitutional, why can't the other two branches simply say, It Is Constitutional and ignore scotus?

Wednesday, May 7, 2025

It Isn't My Coffee That's Affected

 FDA Recalls Popular Coffee Grounds in 15 US States Due to One Major Blunder in Their Labels

It is not a good thing to mess with a man's coffee. MMM MMM MMM. Don't do that.

I read the headline and thought oh crap what's going on now.

But the problem is just the labels. I guess they say decaffeinated when the stuff is not decaffeinated.

And I guess that's a problem for some people. Could be a big problem too depending upon the persons tolerance for caffeine.

I drink 2 sometimes 3 cups of hitest coffee in the morning after wakeup. If I don't do that I can function, but I'm grouchy.

I used to make a big pot of coffee in one of those mr. coffee pots, and I wouldn't drink the whole thing that day. But the next day I would heat it up and finish it off. 

Boom. Mic Drop Moment

 

Pakistan and India are going at it, so have some memes.

 





Saturday, May 3, 2025

Sometimes change can be a bitch.

 Isn't it amazing how government works?

Ya Think Wisconsin Gov Evers is Feeling the Heat???

 Can you say constitutional crisis? I can, and it's the fuckin democrats who caused it.

Every state in the union had to swear to uphold the US Constitution when they entered into the union.

Now that they are being threatened with arrest for violating federal law, they are gettin all whiny about it.

Fuckem. Arrest em. Let the tar and feathers gang sort it all out.



This Real ID Crap is Just Pure Bullshit. Oh, and Fuck Blogger

 Panic as married women turned away from getting new REAL ID before May 7 deadline

I thought this was supposed to be a free country. I thought we had the right to freely travel in this country. I thought that was in the constitution but apparently it is not. 

Here is a link to discuss that: 

The Right to Interstate Travel Under the Fourteenth Amendment

This real id smacks too much of: Papers Please.

The story at the first link may sound like bullshit, but that is happening right now to a co-worker of my youngest daughter.

She provided a copy of her marriage certificate and dmv here would not accept it. Said it was not real, she had to provide an original.

How the fuck you sposed to do that?

Good Morning Memes

 






Thursday, May 1, 2025

Blogger did it again.

 I guess blogger doesn't like free speech. They just censored a post. Again.

I embedded a youtube short about homan saying he might be arresting some sanctuary people.

And I had a few choice 4 letter words with it.

And then i went to the email they sent me and replied with a sentence of 4 letter words, most of them vulgar.

Fuck em.

maybe you can get to the post by clicking here.

Wait Until You See What's Coming. (Lots of 4 letter words alert.)

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Almost Evening Memes