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Sunday, May 24, 2020

Gonna Be Hot Here

Looks like it's gonna be hot here this week.  The National Weather Service has issued a high heat warning for the central valley here in california.

Tuesday predicted to be 105, Wednesday 108, Thursday 110.

Maybe this will kill The Covid.


Excessive Heat Warning

URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE
National Weather Service Hanford CA
1233 PM PDT Sun May 24 2020

CAZ179>191-250500-
/O.UPG.KHNX.EH.A.0001.200526T1900Z-200529T0200Z/
/O.NEW.KHNX.EH.W.0001.200526T1900Z-200529T0200Z/
West Side Hills-San Joaquin Confluence-Merced and Madera-
Western San Joaquin Valley-Foggy Bottom-Fresno-Tulare County-
Southern Kings County-Western San Joaquin Valley in Kern County-
Eastern San Joaquin Valley in Kern County-Bakersfield-
Central Sierra Foothills-Southern Sierra Foothills-
Including the cities of Avenal, Coalinga, San Luis Reservoir,
Los Banos, Mendota, Merced, Madera, Atwater, Lemoore Station,
Five Points, Kettleman City, Hanford, Lemoore, Corcoran, Fresno,
Goshen, Visalia, Tulare, Porterville, Alpaugh, Wasco, Shafter,
Delano, Bakersfield, Coarsegold, Oakhurst, Squaw Valley, Auberry,
North Fork, Mariposa, Springville, and Three Rivers
1233 PM PDT Sun May 24 2020

...EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING IN EFFECT FROM NOON TUESDAY TO 7 PM PDT
THURSDAY...

* WHAT...Dangerously hot conditions. In the San Joaquin Valley and
  West Side Hills, high temperatures of 103 to 107 degrees each
  afternoon Tuesday through Thursday. In the Sierra Nevada
  foothills, high temperatures of 95 to 100 degrees each afternoon
  Tuesday through Thursday.

* WHERE...In the San Joaquin Valley, West Side Hills, and Sierra
  Nevada foothills.

* WHEN...Valid fron 12 Noon PDT Tuesday afternoon until 7 PM PDT
  Thursday evening.

* IMPACTS...Extreme heat and humidity will significantly increase
  the potential for heat related illnesses, particularly for those
  working or participating in outdoor activities. Heat related
  illnesses, such as heat exhaustion and heat stroke, are possible
  for most people if simple precautions are not taken.

* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Rivers and streams in Central California
  are cold and swift. Brief exposure to the cold water of a
  river or stream may lead to hypothermia. Rivers and streams
  are dangerous places to seek cooling relief from the heat.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Drink plenty of fluids, stay in an air-conditioned room, stay out
of the sun, and check up on relatives and neighbors. Young
children and pets should never be left unattended in vehicles
under any circumstances.

Take extra precautions if you work or spend time outside. When
possible reschedule strenuous activities to early morning or
evening. Know the signs and symptoms of heat exhaustion and heat
stroke. Wear lightweight and loose fitting clothing when
possible. To reduce risk during outdoor work, the Occupational
Safety and Health Administration recommends scheduling frequent
rest breaks in shaded or air conditioned environments. Anyone
overcome by heat should be moved to a cool and shaded location.
Heat stroke is an emergency! Call 9 1 1.

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3300 Stores are Closing, Plannedemic Related??

Business Insider has an article up, says that a crapload of stores are closing this year.

Victorias Secret, Gap and Walgreens are on the list.  I get a bunch of prescriptions at Walgreens, I hope they don't close the store I go to, else I will have to find another pharmacy.  

I went to this pharmacy because my wifes insurance, of which I have prescription coverage, deemed that the pharmacy I was using at the time, CVS, was not good enough.

Anyway, I am not sure store closings are going to help the general public in any fashion. People are out of work already. My daughter worked at Macys, got laid off because of this crap.  She is making out okay for now, but where will she go to work if all those stores are closed.   She and her husband are planting garden stuff till hell won't have it, hope it all does good. 

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Mexico Reopens Investigation into Obama’s ‘Fast and Furious’ Operation

Remember Fast and Furious?  Obamas AG Eric Holder ran a bunch of guns into mexico. A border patrol agent got killed with one. 

Holeder says its not a problem.  Anyway, Mexico wants to know who on their end was involved.

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Observing proper etiquette is equally important at Memorial Day services at cemeteries and other venues. 

Friday, May 22, 2020

Vodka Screwdriver

I like vodka screwdrivers.  I make mine by putting a big ass glass in the freezer for a minimum of 30 minutes.  But the longer you leave it in the freezer the better it is, in my opinion. The other day I forgot and left it in 24 hours. Didn't have a drink that night, but the next night it was gooood.

If you put the orange juice and vodka in the freezer also, everything stays cold much longer, and tastes much better. In my opinion. 

So, I put about 3 oz vodka, I use Bartons, and fill to the top with orange juice, no ice. If you like salt, add a little.  Stir if you like, and enjoy. 




What a Bunch of Bullshit!

This must be why my state tax refund is delayed.

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Thursday, May 21, 2020

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Seen in Kettleman City Today

These are the gas prices today in Kettleman City, Calif. I hear other places in the US are closer to a buck fifty. What are gas prices where you live?




CDC Says Ready to Reopen

CDC director says "that he believes states are “ready” to return to more normal operations, albeit with some key changes, including social distancing and contact tracing."

Bullshit. No distancing or tracing is required.  The left just cannot give up the modicum of control over the people they have achieved.   

Article Here

Gallant Governor Newsom is Still a Prick

Tulare County Calif. voted to reopen, in defiance of gallant governor newsoms edict to them to stay closed. 

In a fit of childishness, he says that the countys emergency funding is now in danger of being pulled. 

Read the article 'ere.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Madera County is Open

I live in Madera County in California.  On the radio today it was announced that everything in our county is opening.  Dine in restaurants, retail stores, child care, and I guess just about everything.  

So I guess our county supervisors must have gotten permission from our overlord gallant governor newsom to reopen. Whooopti doo.  

I don't understand too awful much about all of this.  I think only about 20% of the population in any county is staying home.  I think the other 80% are socalled essential workers.  I drive up and down the valley daily and not too many people are staying home.  

What gets me is the bathrooms.  I stopped at a mcd's in kingsburg last month, I figured I would go in and use the john then go thru the drivethru, because dining room is closed. Well guess what?  The bathrooms are closed too. Everywhere I go the bathrooms are closed.  Except for some gas stations. Not all gas stations will let you use them, but most will. 

I stopped at a chevron for gas this afternoon.  Went to go inside and there was a sign on the door. It said, if you would like full service please let us know and we will pump the gas for you. When was the last time you been in a full service gas station.  For me it had to be in the early 1980's.



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