Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

Some More Groaners

 Not to be outdone in the stupid groaner joke department, 

our good friend ExTexanWannabe has submitted his entry:


Doctor: have you been taking your memory pills?
Patient: no, I forgot to take them...

"Hello Mrs. Brown. Can Johnny come out and play baseball?
"Now, you children know he has no arms or legs."
"Yeah, we know. We wanna use him for second base".

"Mommy! Mommy! Johnny vomited!"
"Why are you crying?"
"He's getting all the big pieces!"

Johnny was taking Ruth for a ride on his motorcycle.
Ruth fell off.
Johnny rode on, ruthlessly.

3 comments:

  1. Those are lower then your usual fair John... Are you going to Patcon with Brock Townsand? I envy you!

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  2. Going to Ft Bragg to see my grandson.

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    1. I served as an MP at Fort Bragg in 1978 and 79.

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